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Hatching a pony of your own.

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You have this egg.

Any pony from the show, fandom, or you can personally think of will hatch from it if you do the following things.


1 - Take same basic care of it the way you would a chicken egg, such as incubating it and all that jazz. Why like a chicken egg? I don't fucking know, why's a cartoon pony hatching from an egg if you're gonna be asking?

2 - Talk to it the way you would talk to your desired pony regularly like weirdos do with plants to help them grow.

3 - Surround it with things associated to the pony of your choice, like apples and cowboy shit if you want Applejack.

4 - Be sure to hug it and tell it you love it first thing in the morning and before bed, though it is recommended for best effect to do so more often, but if failing that AT LEAST once in the morning and at night.


If you can follow these rules then you should have yourself a nice little filly or colt in no time!

So tell me, can you follow these rules and successfully hatch your pony, and if so who do you hatch?
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>>28343121
> MY LITTLE PONY SURPRISE EGG
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>I LIKE EGGS
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>>28343121
horses dont come from eggs anon

that's just simple biologby
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>>28343195

>Why like a chicken egg? I don't fucking know, why's a cartoon pony hatching from an egg if you're gonna be asking?
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>tfw Id end up making a pony egg omlette.
>tfw i wouldnt recognise until too late
>tfw
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>>28343121
PONIES DON'T HATCH FROM EGGS, QUIT MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
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>>28343121
>incubator machine
>prerecorded random comforting messages
>spend $50 on associated shit
>prerecorded "I love you"s
Should be easy. Flurry Heart, here I cum.
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>>28343250

Naw, that's how you a Blue Blood or a Spoiled Rich mate.
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>>28343250
>liking that abomination
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>>28343121
I'll give it a shot.
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>>28343121
Can I cook it?
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