You've accidentally walked in on your sister undressing. What do?

>>28341427
Nope the fuck out of there.

my sister is pinkie?

>>28341431
Heck yea

Am I a Pie?

>>28341446
Yes you are. Pretty sure I've made that clear

>>28341427
Pinkie isn't even my sister although she could be seeing how much we have in common. She's my waifu.

>>28341427
Kill myself because Pinkie is my sister and I cant have my fantasy of being spitroasted by Sunset and Pinkie with strap ons

Do a 360 and walk out

>>28341463
I think you mean a 180

>>28341427
Pinkie isn't my sister. So I walk into the spare bedroom for no reason.

>>28341473
This is a very old meme he is calling on. As a newfag, its best not to try and correct grammar, spelling or logic. Saying 360 is one of the first memes. I suggest deleting your comment to escape ridicule.

>>28341427
That's happened to me before, we are biologically set up to feel naturally disgusted by our own siblings.

>>28341473
Fucking newfags

>>28341427
Ask her if she'd like to get raped.

>>28341485
Tell that to the South.

>>28341484
Deleting it only makes the ridicule stronger, there is an archive and resurrection extensions, friendly newfag helper.

>>28341473
Newfag detected

>>28341458
Who says you can't? Especially with a sister like Pinkie Pie?

>>28341484
yeah, i really don't care

>>28341508
Incest is one of my 3 hated fetishes.

>>28341427
>You walked into your room after a long day of classes and your part time job.
>Gotta pay for that college somehow.
>The last thing you expected to see was your sister.
>Wasn’t she supposed to be on the other side of the country?
>You know cause she still lived with mom and dad?
>Most importantly she was mostly naked, a bra the only thing covering her body.
>”Hi Nonny!”
>Oh sweet god no!
>Pinkie bounded over, her sizeable breasts jiggling with the confines of a bra that was losing it’s battle against the massive things.
>You saw a little balloon shaped patch of hair between her legs before a mass of her hair that sat atop her head filled your sight.
>Enveloping you in a big hug you stood frozen as she wrapped her arms around you.
>”I missed you sooo much. Did you miss me?”
>Your brain conveniently ignored this, it was still doing it’s very best to process the fact that your dear little sister was pressing herself up against you.
>She’s definitely grown up a lot since the last time you saw her.

>>28341427
I will only fuck her if she is my adopted sister.

>>28341521
Then yeah kill yourself
AJ would hate your shit.

>>28341521
I don't know what you were expecting coming into this thread.

>rape

>>28341484
What if it's now part of the meme to correct it? I mean, memes work on shared ideas and responses. How do you if he isn't memeing himself.

>>28341527
Meh.

>>28341473
FUCKING NEWFAG SUMMERFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD HOLY SHIT

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>>28341527
Only thing I would change is Pinkie being my big sister instead.

>>28341552
Yes, and?

>>28341484
>>28341486
>>28341505
>>28341548
>not knowing about the pretending not to know the 360 degree meme meme
You guys are the real newfags

Go back to fucking a rock.

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>>28341575
Hey guys I was only pretending to be retarded!

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>>28341575
Prove you're not samefagging

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>>28341575
Nice damage control, but no.
No such meme exists, I have been here since like early 2009, so you are full of bullshit.
And no not in /mlp/ smart ass faggots, in 4chan as a whole.

>>28341575
>"Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded"

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>>28341598
>>28341607
>>28341619
I'm not this anon
>>28341575
but I am enjoying the butthurt

>>28341521
are the other two scat and NTR?

>>28341473
>Doesn't know Michael Jackson's corpse has been resurrected to shitpost constantly

>>28341427
Make jokes to ease the tension. Maybe throw in a joke about having sex, just to gauge her reaction.

>>28341656
>She reacts by saying yes
What now?

>>28341473
NEWFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28341639
Don't know what NTR is but if you must know sadism/rape and scat/urine

>>28341427
This happens all the time. It's normal for families to see each other naked.

God damn, we already have a thread dedicated to this.

>>28341695
I saw my sister naked once.
She yelled and ran into her room and I did a 360 and went back down the stairs.
Nothing like they show in the movies.

>>28341695
Is it? I never saw my parents naked, and my siblings and I started taking separate baths/showers when we were in elementary school.

>>28341663
I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.

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>>28341575

>>28341695
I saw my mother naked and sister too, they just told me to leave.
They have seen me naked too and they just tell me to cover up.
Accidentally saw my Father's dick once though when he was pissing and he thought I was gay.It is true though, but not for his dick.

>>28341527
Moar?

>>28341746
I think you mean a 180

>>28341427
Depends, Am I Maud, Marble, Limestone, or Anon?

>>28341690
Cuckholding=NTR.

>>28341485
this >>28341497
We are not biologically set up for shit. We are conditioned not to.

>>28341834
>that picture
holy shit is it 2003 againi?

Good thing it's Labor Day so the newfags can finally leave aka everyone else in this thread except for me

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>>28341463

>>28342044
You're her brother who hasn't been mentioned until now.

>>28342128
...So anon.
>Awkward introduction
>confession of feelings possibly started by a noticeable erection
>sex

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>>28341427

>>28341884
Okay, so are we declaring this a meme extension now?
>>28342051
Aye, then that too. I hate cuckolding. I'd rather eat my waifus shit and gulp her piss than watch her get fucked by someone else

>>28341427
Say sorry and leave like a normal fucking person.

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>>28342612

>>28342626
If your attracted to a sibling you have mental problems.

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>>28342765
You came here looking for sanity?

>>28341866
You know, as a so called writer, I've come to loath this response.

>>28342799
Why

>>28341884
No 360 he moon walked down. The stairs

>>28342804
Because, if you're going to continue you're going to do it regardless, and mindless dick sucking does no one any good save for people looking for (You)s.
And while it's fine for newcomers, it's just odd to need to be told that it's wanted before you decide to keep going, and that's not a very healthy motivation.

>>28342829
So, more?

>>28342829
Shut up and give us Moar

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>>28342845
>>28342859
I didn't even write that shit nigga, and I don't like this prompt either, incest is for hicks.

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>>28342868
In that case

>>28342868
>not liking the purest type of love

Seen my older sis walk out of the bathroom nekid when I was 9. My neighbor friend was sitting next to me as well. I guess she thought I went over to his house and thought she had free reign of the house. Never spoke of it again.
She got big tiddies.

>>28341427
"Oh sorry, didn't know you're here."
Close the door, walk away. Seriously, literally none of you here, maybe with the exception of those who don't actually have a sister, would do anything else, aside from making some sort of snide remark about the proportions of her body regardless of the actual proportions. OP clearly made this thread, expecting someone to immediately reply with ">rape", which very predictably happened.

Feeding the hungry retarded shits with the attention they want, never change /mlp/.

>>28341427
I have a photographic memory, so... I apologize, go to my room and fap furiously

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>>28342085
yes.

>>28342765
We all have that one sibling or family member we wish we could fuck but cannot.

>>28343065
>but cannot
Not with that attitude.

>>28343065
>But cannot
The only thing stopping you, is your pussy brain...and them if they say no

>>28342952
Thing is though...I didn't make it with that intention

>>28341427
>"No wonder you are into girls, you put on some weight."

>>28343120
Was that supposed to make sense?

>>28343132
Were you taught to read in public schools?

>>28343137
No

>>28343168
Alright then, just retarded, got it.

>>28343170
For you

I don't care if your college roommate was cool with it, put some fucking pants on!

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>>28341427
THICC

>no one writing green

>>28343274
>expecting green

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>>28343501
>not begging for green like every other anon on this board
>fucking up meme arrow

>Mutter "Sorry"
>Get the fuck out and slam the door
>Shiver
>Try desperately to forget what I saw
>Shiver some more in disgust

>>28343274
>you walk in on that shit
>you fuck sister
>congrats
>???
>profit

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>>28343527

>͏>28343512 (You)

>>28341427
Ask her why the fuck her refrigerator is full of fucking whipped cream, then proceed to spray some on my finger and lick it off sensually while making

DIRECT

EYE

CONTACT

>>28343584
wow. just wow.

>>28343524
>Anon is visiting his sister Pinkie's house and she keeps on forgetting to put clothes on
>"Sorry, Nonny! It's just that ever since I got a place of my own I've just gotten into the habit-"
"Pinkie"
>"and I have to tell you that it just feels so good not to have to worry about-"
"Pinkie!"
>"all those straps and everything just getting in the way! I mean, just the feeling of-"
"PINKIE!"
>"slipping into bed and having those silk sheets rubbing up against your skin. It's just-"
"PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!"
>Pinkie blinks and looks at you
>"Were you trying to say something, Nonny?"
"Two things, first off, way to much information. I don't care, I don't need to know, and frankly I don't WANT to know-"
>"Okie dokey, but-"
"AND then the SECOND thing, you are listening, right Pinkie?"
>She hesitates for a moment and then nods seriously
"For the love of all that is decent, can you PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON ALREADY! CAN'T A MAN EAT BREAKFAST WITHOUT HAVING TO SEE HIS GROWN SISTER'S ASS BOUNCING AROUND THE PLACE LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN WRESTLING A POGO STICK!"

>>28343584
>direct eye contact
>direct


>rape

>>28343611
>Tfw I still remember when my older sister told me she had a relationship with my YOUNGER cotenant.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeew, it's a memory that will never fade...

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>>28343631
>Mfw my sister is gross and ugly af

>>28341430
C'mon, everyone wants to fuck their sister;especially only children because they don't have any

>>28341427
EQG's Pinkie Pie is way too lewd
Too lewd!

>>28341486
>>28341505
>>28341505
>>28341548
>>28341679
>Dude indoctrinating yourself into a hivemind of opinions, beliefs and embodied cultural capital instead of forming your own ethics and beliefs, lmao

>>28341427
Try and complain AGAIN to mom and dad that sixteen-year-olds really should have their own rooms at this point, because you are running out of socks and it is just getting really, really awkward.

But they won't listen. They'll just smile and nod and say they'll think about it, even though they have a PERFECTLY GOOD room ready just down the hall, done up for a baby, even though they are way too old to have another baby!

They even painted the damn thing again last year, like they were expecting one any day. Ugh.

>>28343656
I feel your pain anon. Mine looks like a over weight crack head.

>>28344175
...do you need to talk to someone, Anon?

>>28344313
Aunt-Momma says I shouldn't talk to people on the internut.

>>28341427
If my sister was pinkie I would be taking so many mental photos a stack overflow would give me a stroke.

If it were my actual sister I would fuck off and dban my brain.

>>28344175
I think they might want you to go adopt a black baby anon

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>>28341427
Sorry

>>28344422
If my family adopted a black baby I would try desperately hard to shelter him/her from the retarded black "culture" in my country. Try to get him/her to listen to classic rock or alternative instead of rap crap, have wholesome hobbies, encourage them to be successful and have a good job.

But even if you homeschooled them, they'd probably get an identity crisis because of their pigmentation in their early teens and the next thing you know they're either robbing convenience stores with their homiez or pregnant and have no idea who the father is. Nurture can only do so much for nature.

>>28341575
Not new fag, mediumfag

>>28344518
This.
Black culture is completely shit now

>>28342240
>I'd rather eat my waifus shit and gulp her piss than watch her get fucked by someone else

I'd do that to my waifu even if there wasn't any danger of her fucking someone else.

>>28344518
>Nurture can only do so much for nature.

Nah. My ex-BF is black-skinned, but raised in a white community in white schools. He's an accountant and listens to weird white people music as his most favourite, but does dabble in some ooga-booga shit if the artist is actually worth a damn.

And before the /pol/acks jump on the 'ex' thing and start overturning tables and jacking one another off, the fault in the relationship was my white ass being a useless piece of garbage.

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>>28344563

>>28344563
>BF
Gay or girl?

>>28344563
Did you at least give sum fuk good?

>>28344563
Nice dmg control, nigger.

>>28344099
[Damage control intensifies]

>>28341458
Good, now kill yourself for having that fantasy for real.

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>>28344518
>tfw you didn't need to be adopted into a white family to listen to RHCP, Eagles and Yes 24/7 growing up

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>>28341427
>no hooves

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>>28341473
>newfags

>>28341527
continue?

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>>28341427
>my sister is Pinkie Pie

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>>28341473
Go away

>>28341575
>not knowing about the pretending not to know the not knowing the 360 degree meme meme

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>>28346133
E N O U G H
N
O
U
G
H

>>28341427
>Pinkie Pie will never be your older sister that helps you reduce stress by letting you hot dog her butt or fuck her thighs.

>>28346174
>You will never put your dick between your older sisters meaty thighs with your dick hitting her bean.
>"Come on Nonny I know you that you can move faster."

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>>28346200
Thats cancer tho, but still

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>>28341427
>Walk in on sister
>sister

Well its a good thing I don't have a sister then

>>28346236
Older 'step' sister.

>>28345617
sure there no such a thing as too much green

Walked in ON or walked INTO?
w-with my penis.

>>28341473
Newfag.

>>28345585
>Yes
>listening to Roundabout before the Jojo meme
You were born ready.

>>28341427
Turn 360° and walk away.

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>>28342765
Welcome to 4chan, Newfag.

>>28341427
I suck her penis

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>>28341473
when did i move to australia?

>>28341427
2π rad

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>>28341427
I've done this on occasion. >>28341430 This is the only acceptable response.

>>28344300
The pain we must endure

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>>28341473
newfags!
undocumented newfags!
they're everywhere!

>>28341427
>accidentally

>>28341548
Anon, the school year has started. It's not summer in that sense anymore.

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>>28343171
Nailed it!

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>>28341446
Yes you're her brother
Cream Pie

The only way to alleviate the awkwardness is to fuck like animals and get it out of the way

>>28341427

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>>28344017
As an only child, can confirm that brother/sister is my fetish

>>28344017
Nah.
I have 7 sisters and even the mention of it makes me really uncomfortable.
Shit fetish is shit.

>>28350409
As an only child you can have any friend you want without sharing the room with an annoying sibling mimicking your shit genes.

>>28341427

seen my little sister naked many times while growing up. nudity is not a big deal.

>>28350461
You're cool

This prompt is too cute to let die.

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>>28341427
Hide your shitty thread.

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>>28341575
you fooled us all

>>28351676
But this dick is

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>>28351676

>>28344017
I only have brothers. Sometimes I wish I had a sister because I think it might have helped me be better with girls.

>>28354663
Sure, if your sister was unbelievably and over extremely loving and caring
No sister will ever help anyone with girls