>"Come and lie with me, Anon"

>>28333556
>real horse
No thanks.

>>28333566
Faggot.

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>>28333595
>implying that there are people on /mlp/ who aren't faggots

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>>28333566
i hope you step on lego bricks barefoot

>>28333610
>implying that my Germanic heritage doesn't guarantee feet that are immune to legos

>>28333566
Do you want a bunch of replies and a screencap with zoomed words and reaction pictures? Because this isn't going to happen, you know.

>>28333556
Neigh

>>28333556
>Pizza is a vegetable
>women earn 7 cents for every dollar a man makes
>The economy makes sense and it's reliable
>opinions are important

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>>28333566
>"WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME, ANON!"

>>28333828
Because I am only attracted to the cartoon horses that were the reason why this board was created. Not real horses.

>>28333566
HERESY

>>28333566
>he's never slept with an animal
doggos are nice to sleep with and I'd imagine hors are too

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>>28333845
I want to sleep with a big horsey

>>28333894
That's big.

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>>28333669
I shit you not, beastiality will be federally legal within the decade.

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>>28333954
I hate it when people censor out their names. His fucking name is Jacob Nobles and he should be raped in a dark alley by niggers.

>>28333556
I would totally cuddle up and sleep with an irl horse. They have to be so warm and comfortable.

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>>28334425
I thought it was a girl.
How do you know his name?

>>28334554
>I thought it was a she
That's the sad part, he'd make a great trap cosplayer if he wasn't so abysmally retarded.

Anyway, just Google "biogender facebook" and he'll show up somewhere.

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lewd

>>28333903
For you

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>>28333566
nice dubs kids
also some stale bait youre using there, if you wanted the image you could've just asked

>>28333556
3reel5me

>>28333566
You fucking faggot

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>>28335563
>Leviticus

>>28333828
That horse am a d00d hoers.

Speaking of sleeping with horses - I've done a lot of volunteer work with the beasts and let me tell you the last thing you want to do, no matter how much they like it, no matter how much it encourages them to sleep in a strange new stable, is sleep next to them. You'll wake them up if you hug them, and they'll turn over and tread on your hand or some shit. That's why a lot of older horses are wary of you around them - they don't want to hurt you and they know how big they are.

Also their farts are bad enough from the other side of the stable, never mind next to them.

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>>28333566
>won't even sleep in a bed with them
No really just kill yourself.

>>28333845
Doggos aren't as nice as cats to sleep with.

>>28335666
That is some nice info.

>>28335191
Do you have the other cap that has all the reaction images and zoomed words on it?

>>28333556
That horse is probably dead now

>>28337639
Because the footage is 90's quality?
Damn that's observant

>>28337639
your probably dead now

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>>28335036
Nice

>>28333556
>Come and lay with me, Anon
corrected this minor transgression in your stead.

>>28337639
Im dead inside

>>28335563
>Book written by men which can be or not altered to fit the writer's personal views

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>>28333954
>beastiality will be federally legal within the decade
>implying it's illegal to fuck a horse

>>28339752
It is a fellony and/or misdemeanor in most of Murrika.

>>28335666
Damn it Satan, quit crushing my dreams.

>>28333954
So this a thing now?

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>>28339776

it's only a felony if you get caught

>>28341185
Legal in my state