Do you think that Rarity might secretly be redneck?

>>28333161
Shes not Applejck

>>28333161
Yes.

>>28333173
Applejack was a city pony in a past life, Rarity might've been a southern pony in hers

>>28333161
Judging by her parents, yes.

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>>28333161
There is only one thing we know about Rarity.

>>28333218
>Dash calling someone else a whore
Ayy lmao

>>28333222
Great numbers

>>28333222
Trips confirm Dash is the ultimate slut

>>28333161
Ponyville is redneck village.

You're actually watching King of the Hill 2.0

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>>28333222
Let's be real here. Rainbow Dash is confident to the point of being socially awkward. She frequently makes people uncomfortable, gets fired up over immature things, and has an aversion to intimacy.

Rarity on the other hand is mature enough to run a business, has been seen flirting with stallions on the show, and has probably at least briefly considered inviting Spike into the boutique to suck him off.

Being loose is anything but damaging to your waifu. Think of is this way. The day you finally make it to Equestria, you have an actual chance of getting her into bed. She's into exquisite, foreign shit like you.

>>28335102
>>28335132
Let's not give Dash too much shit, after all, she's only the way she is because she was riddled by her dad and Twilight as a filly

>>28333161
Her parents are cheese heads.
She is the worst kind of redneck...
She's from WISCONSIN.

>>28333161
I like to think that she has a secret room where she keeps cheap beer and watches the pone equivalent of NASCAR

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>>28335132
>Rarara is a strong independent womyn
>She isn't a whore if she fucks whoever she wants for favors
Ok bitch.

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It would explain the incest thing she's got with Sweetie Belle

>>28335242
>This was why she wanted to win the cart race.

>>28335243
...Did you read the post

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Definitely. She is waaaay too ok with covering herself in mud and wayyy too good at sister hooves social contests

>>28335272
Yeah I did
Implying sex even exists in my Equestria
inb4 what are you super gay

>>28335284
What are you super gay

>>28335284
Do you even masturbate to ponies

>>28335302
Yes but I only do to satisfy my primal instincts and urges
I hate my instincts

>>28333161

I want Rarity to pee on my face and force me to drink her hot urine

>>28333222
Noice

>>28333161
I want Rarity to shove a carrot up my ass, then pull it out and force me to eat it.

>>28333161
Do you remember her parents? They're total yahoos, and she spends most of her time trying to pretend like she doesn't know them.

>>28335132
C U C K
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>>28333161

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>>28333161
Mid-Western, or whatever the Equestrian equivalent is. Whinnyapolis?

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>>28335132
Don't project your cucking fetishes on marshmallow horse. Rarity is a tease and will use her feminine charms to manipulate stallions, but she would never fuck a random unwashed plebian stallion just to get a favor. We know for a fact that she has a very romanticized, fairy tale, view of love. So she'd obviously value her virginity and only give it to her perfect prince on their wedding night just like how she dreamed of as a filly.

If you want a waifu you can make cuck fantasies out of so you can beat your tiny cut dick to, then there are plenty of shittier horses in the m6 out there choose from. Twilight for example. But do not drag Rarity down to your subhuman level.

>>28337403

With rarity being so obsessed with fashion and her appearance, it's not surprising she has white trash in her blood.

>>28337827
Her family is the most inbred one in horseland

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>>28337827
>unironically using the term "white trash"
Have you forgotten what website this is?

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>>28337403
>>28337827

>rarity goes out with her friends
>tries her hardest to be refined and ladylike
>she suddenly tenses up when she sees a thick stallion cock flopping about
>other girls notice her reaction
>they try to talk her out of it
>she ignores them and tells them she has to run an errand and she'll be right back
>applejack rolls her eyes while the girls tell her to be careful
>rarity follows the stallion with her eyes on the prize
>urge to whore out rising
>relapses and gets the stallion behind a nearby dumpster to get a mouth full of cock
>she's still not satisfied
>something deep within her is telling her to take that cock up her ass
>she tearfully lets the stallion rut her while muffling her moans
>goes home afterwards
>cries over how much of a whore she is
>cleans herself up and reapplies her makeup
>goes back to her friends
>applejack is shaking her head while getting a disapproving glance from twilight
>they move on and pretend nothing happened

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>>28337836
>Her family is the most inbred one in horseland

>>28338030
What does this have to do with her being redneck?

>>28338689
Horses actually don't have problems like humans with in breeding.

>>28338726

People just like to greentext her being a slut.

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>>28333222

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>>28336805
>>28337756

>Implying Rarity is my waifu

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>>28339833
>implying she has to be your waifu
Advocating loose women at all is the mark of a cuck. You deserve sterilization. Wait, scratch that. It would be pointless seeing as how you would rather watch another man fuck a woman than do it yourself.