What's the easiest way to defeat the mane six?Acquire your own Deus Ex Machina
>>28332278
Discord them but this time destroy the elements instead of hiding them.
Obviously since they have to win they will still fix them and shit, but you know my plan is dank.
>>28332278
An AK47
guns
>>28332278
a nuke
>>28332278
Shoot the unicorns first, then the Pegasi, then the earth poners.
>>28332278
By putting them against their counterpart.
>>28332278
With magic.
We use the technique that we've been evolutionarily honed to perfection by our ancestors. A technique so refined, that nothing can even come CLOSE to stopping. We use>Rape.
>>28332278
Snipe from afar. Kill either Pinkie or Twilight first. Make sure to use a silencer.
Do Glimmer's time travelling plan when they're out of town
Set the goal so low it's impossible to lose
>>28332278
By falling in love with, because they're only ones losing out.I hope.
>>28332378
Wasnt this a show developed by Lauren after she rage quit MLP? Imagine how much money she would have made.
>>28333483
throwing salt on the injury.
>>28332278
make twilight your ally and blame Celestia for some pony massacre, reveal the stories of all the ponies on tartarus
>>28333483
>she only did it for the money
Money gain doesn't sound like Lauren at all.
>>28332278
Poisonjoketheir punch, then throw real poison in their bath.
>>28333706
What does Lauren do now anyways? Does she just shitposts on Twitter?
>>28332278
Divide and conquer.
Friendship is their greatest weapon so you need to split them up somehow.
>>28336935
Gift them a game of monopoly
>>28332278
>rape
>>28337327
or even bettermario party
>>28333702
I didnt say she did it for the money. If she was doing it for the money, she would still be on the show.
>>28336935
"Split them up, you say?"
>>28337392
>Mario party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0