Someone shut this horse up before I smack the fuck outta her!

>>28323112
Shes clearly calling for your dick. Just put it in her mouth and let her suck on it for a while.

>>28323112
go ahead

>>28323112
Self bump

>>28323410
for what purpose ?

>>28324396
>For what purpose
>Says while he bumps a thread with 2 hours of no replies
Yeah anon, for what purpose?

>>28323112
giver her this. she barely get to speak

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no no non on on on on o no no no no no n on no non on on on on o no no no please noon on o

>>28323112
The only way to shut her up is to cuddle her. I volunteer for this duty.

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Stop crying u piece of feces

>>28325610
the 6th should have been a picture of the Moon

>>28323112
>Jingle keys in front of her.

This whole thread makes my heart hurt ever so much

>>28325610
>babby's first post

>Be Anon
>With other Anons in the throne room
>All of us think about why we were called in for
>"Dude, do you think she found out?"
>Says on Anon
>"I hope not, but that guard mare was tight."
>Answered another Anon
>"Guys shut up. I don't even know why you guys prefer easy mares."
>Another Anon enters the conversation.
>"I like it when they try to get my attention and act like..."
>He's cut off by another Anon
>"Shut the fuck up with your RGRE bullshit. Be a man for once."
>RGRE Anon talks back
>"Atleast its better than going through the mirror and fucking high schoolers. Or should i say fantasizing"
>Another fucking Anon enters
>How many of you guys are there?
>You ignore the conversation, but can't
>You hear about one Anon liking mature mares when Luna enters the throne room
>With a "this fucking shit again" face
>"Evening Anons. I know you all are wondering why you were called for."
>You tune her out when a couple of Anons tell her how amazing she is
>Like they praise her or something
>Fucking Moonfags

>>28326213
Anyway, Luna mention that Celestia was in depression and needs another Anon to comfort her
>Another fucking Anon
>This is the 7th time she needed an Anon
>and out of those 7 times you never saw them again
>You look back to the group and see that they already took a step backwards
>leaving you by yourself
>You don't even have time to flip them the bird when Luna puts her hoof on your shoulder
>"Its seems like you're the brave one. I'll take you to my sister."
"No no no no"
>You say quickly say
"I remembered that there's another sunfag in the group. I'll go get him."
>Luna already knows the terms and lets you go
>You run towards the group
>Desperately looking for...there
>You run up to the Anon with a sun tattoo on his wrist
>He looks new because he doesn't show any fear on his face
>Perfect
"You’re a sunfag right?"
>He looks at you
>"Well.. i used to be. Now i hang out in the homo horse threads."
>Eww
>Perfect victim
>You get close to him
>But not to close
"I heard that Celestia has a gender bending spell that will make her a stallion."
>"Really. Well then let me go to her."
>He smiles and struts his way to Luna
>The other Anons just look at you
>They know you're just trying to save yourself
>You all see him approach Luna and then they make way to Celestia's room
>A flash is seen as soon as luna turns her back to us
>And there goes another Anon
>All of you say F5 to pay your respects
>Everyone goes their separate ways and head home
>But not you
>You go buy some supplies and stuff
>You heard that the east of Equestria is pretty good to live in

>>28326213
>>28326221
noice

>>28323112
This is treason, Anon

>>28323112
Maybe you should smack her before I do

>>28326221
Pretty cool green anon.