This bloke slaps your waifu's tush >Wat do?

>>28323052
Spill his tea

>>28323052
Drive over his crumpet

>>28323052
fix his teeth

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>>28323052
Revolt against the crown

>>28323052
It's 1776 all ova again

>>28323052
insert an earwig into his nose

>>28323052
>Rape
dubs will confirm

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>>28323066
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>>28323084
>all these amerifags

Steal his limes.

>>28323310
t. butthurt limey

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>>28323052
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!!!

>>28323052
Hop on my waifu and ride through town warning the colonists that the British are coming.

>>28323052
>Stab him in the stomach with a makeshift knife
>you can feel the warm blood running over your hand as you pull away
>his face fixed in a still expression of suprise and shock looks at you as though he was looking at somthing distant
>you lunge forward again this time sinking your knife up to the hilt in his chest
>he coughs a barely audible response followed by a few scarlet droplets sprinkling you right cheek
>you whisper calmly into his ear
"This is why we can't have nice things"
>he falls backward onto the earth, staining the grass red where he lay
>looking down on him gasping through the blood in his throat and the tears on his face he says
>"Fuken worth m8"

>>28323310
Britain will NEVER EVER rule the waves again

>Niggerjew

Trade my lady for a portion of his land in south africa

>>28323052
>>28323066
>>28323084
>>28323310

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJCmPKaYN8

>>28323052
I'd kick him in the nuts so hard he'd get a gun proper to his attire, or vice versa.
Captcha was pickup trucks.

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>>28324118
>tfw Brit who owns land in South Africa
You can't have it.