RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>No nerdy princesses to spoil

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adorably
drunk
and
snuggly
mares

>No haughty assholes to ravage

>tfw no /fit/ tauresses to rub coconut oil on as they do the /fit/ thing and spill all the spaghetti they had everytime you rub a particularly sensitive spot like their horns

Got a question, reading cow tipping... did they ever get pictures made of them or close approximations found of what they look like?

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>>28316792
I want a cardio cow.

>No Dark Sisterhood to send you on jobs to find and cuddle ponies upon request

>>28316812
Oh man, imagine a Dark Sisterhood version of the whodunit quest.

>>28316806
Cardio is literally the worst thing you can do to your heart though. You may as well drink soda at that point.

>>28316824
>Exercise is bad for your body.
Explain this one /fit/.

>>28316823
>A pony wearing a hood and tight-fitting gown that covers her cutie mark sits on top of a side-table, just two feet off the ground.
>"Make your choice. Make your cuddle. I just want to observe... and admire."

>>28316830
>Checkmate, Atheists!

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>>28316824
>Cardio is literally the worst thing you can do to your heart though
Your 4chan memes are not reality.

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Is this the MLP WoW thread?

>>28316857
>"You?"
"That's right. Me."
>SPLORT
"Me, me, me."
>"Me too."

>>28316860
[DELET THIS IN ORCISH]

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>>28316861
I love the Matrix.

>>28316877
It was my favourite movie for a long time. I absolutely loved the way they portrayed the Agents in the first movie - it was amazing the way that the protagonists (who were all-running, gap-jumping, reality-bending super-humans in their own rights) were TERRIFIED of Agents and regarded them as an invincible, advancing wall of death. It always reminded me of stealth horror games, where you can't defeat your enemies, you can only run and hide.

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>>28316867
I thought you liked cows, Anon.

>>28316746
>Tipping back another can you easily drain it with a couple of gulps and toss it with it's brethren in the wastebin near your projector screen.
>"Yo 'Non, you going to run through all those ciders if you keep that pace up." Rainbow leans against you using your thigh as a pillow.
>Snorting you simply pull up the rest of the six pack sans four cans, now five as you break it open.
"I'll have you know that I can drink you under the table, do I need to prove it again?"
>Rainbow flicks her eyes from the movie screen to you then back again as Daring Do catapults over a spike trap.
>"Mm...I'd like to actually remember the movie this time around."
"Light weight~"
>A pair of ruffled wings pop up in outrage as Rainbow turns around and glares at you.
>"Fine you goofy, ditzy headed colt! Pass me one and we'll see how far /you/ get when I'm through with ya!"
"This oughta be good, I'll even give you a the ciders from before as a handicap."
>A hoof in your chest stops you, "Heck no I can match you drink for drink!"
>Aw shit, you've done it now, insulted her mare pride or whatever it is these ponies insist on.
"Rainbow, I'm like three times your weight, you'd die if you tried to match me."
>At that comment the rainbow mare flips off the couch and hovers in place, "Just watch me!"
>Many, many, /many/ ciders later...
>Your floor is near buried under the cans like the empty shells of a battlefield.
>The projector is still playing, but you've gotten a bit fuzzy on where it's at.
>"Anon!"
>A soft fwump hits your face.
>Your vision is obscured by a thick blue tuft that rubs into your face.
>"Hugs!"
"Graerfofe!"
>You feel your drinking buddy reenact aliens as she wraps her hooves around your head and squeezes tight.
>"You're sho, sho bald!"
"Mfurhfmm!"
>"I know, but still it's so shiny! Like, like a bit!"
>Suddenly you hear a gasp before you can breath freely!>Magenta eyes stare into your own as Rainbow looks as serious as she can.

>>28316917
I like Moo-Cows! MinoTits are the best tits!

>>28317030
oh god this is going to give me a heart attack

>>28317030
>Though that's hampered by the drifting gaze she has going on.
>"Can we turn your head into the bank forsh bits? We could, could like say it's art or something fancy Rari-Rare-Rararar hehehe, Rararara."
"Rainbow you're drunk."
>"No, your drunk!"
>Rolling your eyes you reach up and quickly peel the grabby mare off your face.
"Enough of that I think..."
>"Nooo!"
>Watching her wiggle her hooves about and flap her wings out of synch trying to break free is oddly, cute.
>"I wan' back! It was warm! And cozy!"
"Alright, alright calm down. Tell you what, I've got a better place for you."
>At that declaration Rainbow stills and squints at you, "No way, your head is like, awesome. It's all smooth and, and like warm. Like an egg!"
>So that explains why Cloud Chaser kept trying to sit on your head...
"It's a lot better, trust me."
>"Mmm." You have to hold a laugh in at seeing Rainbow mull the thought as she rubs her chin with a hoof, face scrunched deep in thought.
>You'd think she were studying for a test if not for the heavy flush running across her face.
>"Alright, but if it's not the best spot ever I'mma, I'mma..."
>Seeing her trail off you prompt her with a nudge.
>"You'll owe me a favor! Yeah, yeah that'll do it..."
"Good, cuz I was getting tired of holding you."
>"Did you just call m- eep!"
>Clenching your teeth hard to not smile at forcing such a cute sound from the pegasus you lower her into your lap.
>With your legs crossed beneath you, you leave a shallow depression that Rainbow just naturally settles into.
>It's rather ticklish as her fur rubs against your legs.
>Ears perked up right and wings rustling against her side Rainbow wiggles in place head darting to and fro as she sits.
>"Mmm..."
>Hiking up her tail the mare soon has it wrapped in alongside herself giving you a impromptu blanket over your legs.
>Damn, pegasi are freaking warm!
>"W-well I suppose this ish good..."
>Especially drunk embarrassed pegasi.
"Whatever you say Dash."
>"What's thaaah~"

>>28317060
>Smiling you relax running your hand through her mane.
>Shuddering Rainbow's eyes drift lower and lower as she tries to rub her head up hard against your hand.
>"Thash the spot, you like that huh, dirty...colt...mnfurm..."
>Before you know it the fearsome cuddly pegasus has her head resting on your knee and you can feel her breath against your legs.
>You lean back feeling a rather nice buzz and oddly comfortable yourself.
>This is a pretty nice way to end the night.
>Your eyes start to drift close as well.
>Only for them to open up right quick as you feel Rainbow shift in her sleep rubbing against your groin.
"Rainbow stahp, your drunk."
>"Mnu."
>Adjusting her wings once more the blue mare seems to have settled back down again.
>You smile despite yourself watching her sleep before feeling drowsy once again.
>Only for your dick to jump to attention at the sudden rubbing once more!
>Glaring at Rainbow who sleeps innocently unaware of your stare.
"Freakin' lusty ponies man."

>>28316824
>Not running 50 degree hills every week and get crazy calves
It's like you don't enjoy destroying your body.

>>28317060
>>At that declaration Rainbow stills and squints at you, "No way, your head is like, awesome. It's all smooth and, and like warm. Like an egg!"
DAMN BIRD PONIES

>>28317150
>Not running 50 degree hills every week and get crazy calves
.... Jesus. You may as well walk into a propeller now cause you're not living past 40 with a workout like that.

>>28317179
I love 4chan memes.

>>28317179
meme

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>>28316917
Moo

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>>28317195
My bad that is wrong one
This is better

Now the greendump is over, it's back to another dry spell.

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>Daring Do seduces the sexy evil rival archaeologist

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I'm going to steal away the changeling queen.

>>28317541
Have you read BNW's Daring Do Series?

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>Still no tale of anon the giggilo
>makes a decent living shattering mares hips and dehydrating them
>cue flutterbut, who is too socially awkward and timid
>she has tickets to the gala and has to bring a date
>decides last minute to just higher a "professional" to take care of it and make it seem like she isn't so sheltered


I think we all know what's going to happen here

>>28317570
Time to bring the guys from Flutterrape over.

>>28317570
Sounds good

Do rgre mares have same lewd phantasies as our regular mans in our world but reversed? Like, meeting two kinky cute colts twins and later cuddling them both roughtly at the same time, or making hot gay colts straight by the power of their "Hot Mare Depth"s only, or neet mares dreaming of "pretty magical colt" that will appear one day in her house out of thin air and became her willing husbando (like in her favourite japonese animoos and mangas), such stuff?

...Do rgre colts too have same phantasies as our womans but reversed?

>>28317590
Pretty sure the answer is yes, but sexual fantasies and preferences can and will differ from person to person.
There is bound to be that one or two mares that want to be ravished, apologizing and saying what bad ponies they were while licking marecum off their stallion's cock. Vice Versa

Got an idea that I have no clue how to do so anyone who wants have at it.

World collide for some reason (twilight was definitely involved) and normal equestria and rgre equestria merge.

Is there one anon or two?
What mares are exactly the same regardless of world.
Do they fix the problem or do they decided "well technically its not gay, its just masterbation"

>>28317590
reminds me of a weird idea I had

>Lyra has an imaginary human friend/lover
>She named him Anon
>Even has a lifesized bodypillow/doll of him that's twice as big as she is
>He has green skin of course

>Bon Bon is embarrassed whenever she talks about him
>Adults having an imaginary friend is bad enough
>but humans are mythical creatures
>and they aren't even ponies and Bon Bon certainly isn't secretly lusting after an imaginary creature that will love her, and cuddle her, and give her belly rubs, before rutting her senseless
>of course not.
>The Bonnest of Bon's is a sensible mare after all, she had a respectable though secret career in Celestia's Secret Service.

>Then, one night, while Lyra is having a bit of a breakdown about how she's forever alone and how he's not actually real
>He comes to life
>Gives her kisses and hugs and shushes her to sleep
>She puts off worries about hallucinations and having actually gone crazy until morning
>Then he's still there when she wakes up.
>And Bon Bon freaks out when she see's him
>He really is real.

>He's amnesiac about his own life "before", but he knows a bit about humans in general, confirms or denies several of her theories about them.
>He also remembers all the secrets she told him late at night before he was real.
>Her hopes and dreams, her fears, things that made her happy or sad

>And her kinks
>Can't forget those, not when he still has some faint stains on his pants from the enthusiastic lessons she gave on them during those lonely nights.

>Then it's Lyra's turn to be embarrassed

>>28317067
Good shit mate.

>>28317678
My own clone! now neither of us will be virgins!

>>28317828
Harpo and candyass a cute.

>>28317575
>Be day FUN in Equestria
>Be Anon, Anonest of ponies, answering the door.
>"You're not a pony, silly willy."
"Get out of my head pinkie pie."
>"Only if you let me at your other head."
"Isn't it meant to be Fluttershy doing this?"
>"She's busy sneaking up behind you."
"What?"
>Fluttershy nets you with a net, catching Pinkie in it as well.
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
>"Of course!"
"Pinkie, stop baneposting."
>While you are distracted, Fluttershy drugs you.
"Fucking.. Flutterrrrrrrrrrrr"
>"That comes later."

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>>28317542
What are you going to do with her?

>>28318501
The lewdest things imaginable.

>>28318522
Shapeshifter sex is #2 on hottest possible sex scale. Only thing that's better is reality warper sex.

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>>28318548

>>28318561
I woulda Eris, I woulda so hard.

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>>28318616
But would you write some green?

>>28318627
Keep posting pictures and I'll give it a shot.

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>>28318637
I'll be waiting.

>>28318637
Got that hint

>>28317541
>This is what Filthy Rich does when his wife is otu of town on a business trip

>>28317828
Oh shit that actually sounds really good.

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This one Eris reminds me too much of the Eris from 'Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfub07Q2VuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSCDXhIPGcs

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>>28318522
Is it cuddles while telling bedtime stories to the little changeling larvae?

>>28318857
>Anon is overprotective of his grubs
>They sleep in the same bed as he does
>Sometimes they ask him where mommy is

>I can't take it anymore
>It's too much
>This feeling, this heat, is too much
>The girls had tried to keep my mind off it by taking me out, they tried to keep me busy, but if anything that only made it worse
>I had seen stallions while we were out walking around the market
>Caramel, Big Mac, Time Turner, Thunderlane; stallions that I knew and were friends with
>Big, strong, handsome stallions whose scent that I had gotten whiff of when the wind had changed
>Though each of their scents had been slightly different, Mac's was more earthy compared to Thunderlane's peppery smell, each of them still had that basic scent, that knee-weakening, musky stink that drove mares crazy
>And when I had seen Caramel's... thing pop out of his sheath I had sprinted away as fast as my hooves could take me
>I couldn't be around stallions
>I couldn't stand there and watch as the tips of their cocks peeked out from their sheaths
>The heat was too much
>I couldn't be trusted around them
>I couldn't trust myself around them
>One little lapse of willpower, a lingering stare, a smile, anything could make me snap, and if I snapped those colts would suffer
>I could picture myself using my magic to pin Big Mac or Time Turner in place, stroking and teasing him as I presented myself to him
>Without the least bit of difficulty, a series of spells came to mind
>Ones that would break a stallion, ones that would bring him to such heights of pleasure that his mind would shatter into a million pieces
>It would be an easy thing for me to pick those pieces up, remold their minds so that they would think of nothing else but my pleasure
>They would fill me, love me, pump me so full of--
>I gritted my teeth as a bolt of want raced up my body
>My legs felt weak and wobbly and I couldn't walk straight but I forced myself to move down the halls of my castle toward my private chambers
>I needed to be alone
>I needed to cool myself off so that I didn't let my hormones get the better of me

>>28319257
So is this a new story or what?

>>28319257
>If I cooled off I'd have a clearer head; a head that wasn't filled with thoughts of holding down stallions and r-rutting them un--
"URGH!
>I threw open my bedroom door and slammed it behind me
>Starlight was in Manehattan with Rarity and Applejack today, and Spike was up in Canterlot
>I was alone
>Nopony was here to barge in and stop me from indulging myself
>With a flick of my horn the blinds to my windows were closed, cascading my room into darkness
>I walked over to my bed and lifted up the mattress, revealing my various... relief tools and a just-bought half gallon bottle of artificial cum
>I licked my dry, cracked lips as I let my gaze wander over my toys
>What to use, what to use...
>I could always go the vanilla rout and use the rubber cock molded into a stallions length, but I was feeling a little adventurous today
>Why use the same old boring thing when I had so much to choose from?
>Did I want to feel a Gryphon pounding into me?
>Or maybe I wanted a Diamond dog to fill me with his seed?
>The minotaur might be fun, but I couldn't keep my eye off the dragon
>That one wasn't to full scale-- I doubted that there was a mare alive that could take a full-sized adult dragon-- but the shape was still accurate
>I bit my lip, my wings extending as I imagined a dragon digging its razor-like claws into my flanks as it positioned itself over me
>It's scales would feel smooth and unnaturally warm as it's belly brushed against my back while it teased me by rubbing its length against my opening with just enough force to part my soaked, puffy lips but not enough to achieve penetration
>I could almost hear it roar, almost feel it twitch inside of my as it hilted...
>A whimper escaped my lips, and my back legs nearly gave out
>The heat between my legs became an inferno
>I needed relief
>I needed to be filled, bred, fucked
>I needed it and I needed it right now
>As quick as a flash I grabbed the toy and the fake cum, letting my mattress fall back onto the frame

>>28319284
>The silicone is cold in my hooves. but a spell fixes that
>A few more spells I have the toy as close to the real thing as magic will allow
>It's filled with cum, it's unnaturally warm, I can feel it pulsing in my hooves every few moments, there's a bead of the fake cum dripping down the pointed tip
>My nostrils flare
>I can almost imagine the smell of musk, hear the panting of my draconian lover
>More of the fake cum, pearly white and glistening in the darkness, leaks from the cock's tip as I give it a squeeze
>It was ready
>I was ready
>I climbed onto my bed with shaking legs and stiff wings
>I could feel my bed sheets tickling the bottom of my hooves, I could smell my need and the the dull, rubberiness of the cum and cock
>I whined as I laid down on my back, spreading my back legs eagerly
>Nopony was here
>I could be as loud as I wanted
>There was no need to contain anything
>A gasp escaped my lips as I pressed the toy against my inner thigh
>My marehood clutched, sending another teeth-gnashing bolt of need and pleasure up my body
>Slowly, I began tracing the tip against my inner thigh, spreading the fake cum over my fur
>No matter how much I begged him not to he wanted to tease me
>He wanted to rub his throbbing, thick maleness against me, tease me with it, make me want it until I was nothing more than a shimmering, shaking, horny mess
>I could do nothing to stop this
>His grip on me was too firm and he was too strong
>Too far gone to use my magic to pull him off of me, so the only thing I could do was whimper and twitch as his length traveled up my leg at a painfully slow pace
>I could feel his hot breath against my ear as he whispered into it
>Does the little princess want it?
>Could you feel how hard it was?
>Can you feel the cum staining your coat?
>What was that? Was that a moan?
>Those faces that you're making are cute
>Do you squirm for everypony like this?

>>28319257
Let's hope that she will not stumble upon Spike. That will be too much for rgre dragon buddy. Or to Twilight. 'cause dragons "greed"

>>28319271
LaP making a "princesses suffering from heat and dealing with that time of year differently" shorts. He already did:
Celly ("It's hard to deal with, but it's important part of ponies nature". Rutted her Anon horsebando and had fantasies about her guards)
Cadi ("Heat is fun, everyone owerwhelmed by lust... I mean true animal love!" Rutted her horsebando Shining and felt(?) how everypony in castle and Crystall empire did it)
Moony ("Buck heat, everyone owerwhelmed by lust and thinking with their dicks and cunts only" Resisting it, but had a fantasy about her night guards)
Now it's Twilight time

>>28319305
>Does it feel good, me slapping my big, fat cock against your pussy?
>Are you going to cum already? That's not very princess-like of you
>Well you sound like you're going to, and your hips keep bucking
>And look just how wet you are!
>Princesses don't get this wet by just a little teasing! They don't make these kind of noises!
>But you aren't really a princess are you?
>No; from here you don't very much look like a princess
>You look like a whorse that's begging for a cock
>That's what you are aren--
>"Twilight?"
>Spike's voice rings out through the room
>It drowns out my moans and whimpers, drowns out the wet, meaty sounds of the toy slapping against my soaked lips, it drowns out my pounding heart, it drowns out everything else so that my name is the only thing that I can hear
>My body reacts before my mind can comprehend that Spike is standing near my partially opened bedroom door
>I squeal, throwing my toy across the room as hard as I can
>My back legs snapped together to hard that they clapped, hiding my puffy, slick shame
>My bed sheets are soaked, and looking down I can see that they're stained both with the fake cum from the toy and my own excitement
>To rectify this I quickly sit in the worst of it
"S-Spike?! Spike!"
>I try to act causally but it is no use
>My voice is high-pitched and shaky, my expression is panicked and wild
>I have been completely blind-sided
>There is no explanation that I can come up with, no lie that I can make up on the spot
>The only thing that I can do was sit here, my body covered in sweat and my wings stiff, and hope that Spike was still too young to realize what he had just witnessed
"What, how, WHAT are you doing here? Spike? I thought you were up in C-Canterlot helping the princess w-with--"
>"She sent me home early because we got done so fast," Spike interrupted, an eyebrow raised. "Twi... is everything--"
>He took a step toward me
>I yelped, my wings flapping and my legs kicking

>>28319319
Sorry, I'm new here.

>Red Pill mare tried to 'take control' of stallions and be strong independent mare who dominates
>Stallions just give her weird looks when she tries to command them and walk away
>Complains online, other redpillers tell her colts just afraid of strong mares and fuck em, she'll find herself a lay some time
>Cue anon, who liked being sub to women on Earth and now starves for domination in cute and cuddly pony society
>Red Pill mare tries her shit on Anon and he actually follows her commands
>Cue panic
>That LITERALLY never happened
>Anon has to teach her domination
>With whips and hoof-worship and sitting on faces and slapping and all that kinky shit
>She's scared and aroused
>Anon likes
>Her online friends freaking out and jelly as fuck
>She lives the dream

>>28319329
"EVERYTHING!--Everything's a-alright, Spike! I'm fine, I'm fine. J-Just don't come any closer p-please," I begged
>My mind raced
>How powerful was a dragon's sense of smell?
>Could he smell me?
>Oh sweet Celestia above I hope that he can't--
>"Are you sure that everything's alright, Twi?" my number one assistant asked doubtfully as he looked me up and down. "You look a little... frazzled."
"Frazzled? Nope! I'm not frazzled, not even a little bit. You might even say that I'm completely UNfrazzled," I say with a laugh that sounds fake even to my ears. "I'm just lying down because I was reading that... thing that I was reading last night!"
>Spike's eyebrow raised itself a little higher as the little drake crossed his arms
>"You were reading that thing?" he asked
>I shook my head so hard that I swear I pulled something
"Yep! It was a thing! The best thing that I've ever read!"
>I smiled crazily, one of my eyes twitching as I looked at him
>Though Spike was still a baby, in a few years he'd become a teenager
>That was the stage of his life where he'd begin to rapidly grow
>By the time he was fifteen he'd be just as big as the princesses
>My gaze wandered toward the space between his legs
>I imagined his dragonhood, and how big it would be when he'd get that big
>It would be just as long as a stallions then, but a good deal thicker
>I bite my lip as I imagined Spike's claws digging into my flanks and using his weight to pin me against the bed
>Would he talk dirty to me if I asked him?
>Would he fill me? Pump me so full of cum that I would never feel this horrible ache again?
>Would he make me scream his na--
>My eyes widened
>What the hay was I thinking!
>Spike was my little brother!
>I couldn't think about stuff like that!
>It was immoral, sick, wrong, dis--
>"Are you sure that you're alright?"
>I jumped, very nearly falling out of bed
"Yep! I'm alright! Right as rain! As Alright as can be! Yep, yep, yep!"

>>28319364
>I could feel my heart pounding in my throat as Spike looked me over, his eyes narrowing
>He stared at me for what felt like an eternity, until I wanted to just scream and jump out of the window, but before I could do that he nodded
>"Alright, if you're sure."
>My ears perked up as hope welled up inside of me
>I couldn't believe it
>I was going to get away with it
>I WAS GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT!
"Yep, I'm absolutely sure!"
>"Alrighty then. Hey, is it alright if I go down to Sugarcube Corner to get something to eat? The train ride was long and--"
"Go ahead! I have some bits on the counter if you need them!"
>"...Okay. Do you want anything?"
"Nope! I'm not very hungry! Thank you for asking though!"
>Nodding, Spike began to close the door
>"I'll see you in a little bit then, Twi."
"I'll see you Spike!"
>I was just about to sigh in relief when Spike poked his head back into the door
>"Oh, and Twi? Make sure that none of that fake cum spills on those sheets. That stuff if horse apples to clean off," he said, nudging his head toward the bottle of cum that was still sitting on the bed
>I said nothing as he closed the door behind him, my face turning red as I grabbed one of my pillows and screamed into it with all of my might
>...I needed to get a coltfriend...

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>>28319383
Alright, I'm done. If you want me to write anymore poners in heat just ask, I'll probably do a couple of more before doing something else

>>28319345
Don't be like that, he is doing one of these short in 1-2 threads. You can find previous here
http://pastebin.com/u/LaPsbin

And let's hope for others alicorn-ish creatures shorts...

>>28319364
Yes, this is going in very, very fun direction!...
>>28319383
...awww, Twi, you nerdy killjoy...

>>28319399
>Don't be like that
??? No really, I just got here.

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>>28319388
YES, EVEN MORE.

Fluttershy

>>28319451
You still shouldn't be sorry, everyone kinda get lost when he is doing greens without naming them

>>28319348
I know it's best to ignore you, but you really should know that your virginal femdom fantasies are unhelathy.

>>28319491
Oh, I thought he thought I was trolling or something

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>>28319383
This is why I love Spike.

>>28319517
>"Lyra."
>You flinch slightly and your ears instinctively flop down.
>That was the voice of your roommate - and best friend - Bon Bon, and she does NOT sound pleased.
"Yeah? What is it, Bonnie?"
>Bon Bon walks around you a few times, getting a good look at your pregnant belly.
>She comes to a stop in front of you and she looks about as happy as she sounds.
>"Lyra H. Hearstrings. What is this?"
>Bon Bon gestures to your bulging stomach and swollen teats with a hoof.
>This won't be easy to explain.
>You'd been using illusion magic to keep your little secret a, well... secret, but it seems that you forgot to put it on this morning.
"W-Well..."
>"You promised, Lyra. You PROMISED that we'd share a colt together!"
>How would she react if you told her that Anon is your foaldaddy?
>She HATES Anon, she'd NEVER agree to "share" him!
"Y-you wouldn't l-like him all that much... I-I mean, you'd HATE being in a herd with him, you know?"
>Wrong answer.
>Bon Bon gets all up in your grill and growls.
>"No, Lyra. There isn't a colt in the world that would keep me away from my best bucking friend in the world."
>Oh filly.
"Okay, alright. It's... It MIGHT be Anon."
>Bon Bon falls back onto her rump.
>"The human?!"
>You nod sheepishly.
>Bon Bon sighs and face-hoofs.
>"Lyra, you're lucky I love you so much. Come on, let's go meet our new herdcolt."

>>28319388
Chrysalis is a bug who needs some fug to help her heat.

>>28319578
Sweet.

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>>28319578
She'll warm up to him.

>>28319659
Yeah, and maybe even allow Anon to kiss her, boop and play with her tuft one day. Probably after third or fifth kid, not sooner

>>28319732
>Ponies, being animals, have a very relaxed attitude toward sex
>A couple fucking in the street is seen similar to how we see an intense makeout session
>But an actual makeout session is one of the lewdest, filthiest things a pony can do
>Even kissing is reserved for special occasions
>Along comes Anon, who is shocked to see a whole-herd orgy in the middle of town, then gets arrested for patting Twilight on the head

>>28319659
>"Anonymous, why did you make breakfast for me?"
>Ah, love.
>What a wonderful thing.
"You're welcome, Bonnie."
>"Don't call me that."
>You hear a chair scrape behind you - more likely than not that's Bon Bon sitting down at the table.
>"You didn't have to do that, you know. Do you think I'm one of those mares who expects her stallion to stay in the kitchen all day?"
>Why does she always think that you assume the worst of her?
>You go back to scrubbing the pan clean of eggs.
"Not at all, Candy-Flanks. You were working late last night so I thought I'd surprise you with some breakfast."
>"What, really?"
"Really."
>There's a long silence while you clean up your mess and Bon Bon (presumably) stares at her breakfast.
>"Thank you."
>You smile.
"You're welcome, Bonnie."
>For once, Bon Bon doesn't tell you to fuck off with that nickname.

>>28319769
>Anon brings mare home to watch a movie
>Starts getting frisky with her
>Mare is just about to present herself, but Anon starts kissing her
>She's shocked at how kinky her colt is when Anon shoves his tongue into her mouth
>"I'll bet he even does hoof-holding! Twilight, you are one lucky mare!"

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>>28319771
daww

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>>28319771
Would you make bonbons with Bonbon?

>>28319771
>For once, Bon Bon doesn't tell you to fuck off with that nickname.
For ONCE.
JUST ONCE.

>>28319779
>>28319769
MORE

>>28319790
>>28319783
Does this pony give you a BONNER?

>>28319383
>>28319388
Spike is a pretty cool dude.
I bet he's been busy trying to find a stallion good enough for her.

>>28319822
The real problem is they're all too good for her.

>>28319833
Don't you talk that way about my waifu. She tries her best.

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>>28319822
>Does this pony give you a BONNER?

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>>28319732
>Probably after third or fifth kid, not sooner
Whoa.

>>28319769
>>28319893
>Tuft-play and nose-booping is something only serious couples do

>>28319491
I can usually figure it after reading the first couple of lines, and I have the IQ of a eggplant.

>>28320012
Don't start the "people who can't figure out what's being written are idiots" thing again. The thread's just started recovering and nobody wins the argument.

>>28316718
I was working on a pinball machine rape scene with Gilda and Greta and anon. Too flutterrapey?

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>>28320062
depends
might as well post it

but who would turn down two cute griffons

>>28320062
Depends on how it's implemented......

>>28320062
If the major theme is RGRE, then go for it.

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>>28320068
Like this

>>28320085
what kind of puss

>>28320049
Spoken like one of those idiots you're defending.

>>28320107
Spoken like someone who doesn't want morons arguing over the same stupid shit for the third time, more like.

>>28320100
Wut

>>28319494
yeah, faggot, tell me more how kinks are unhealthy. on 4chan, no less

>>28320124
hes a puss

>>28320120
How does it feel to want?

>>28320147
Oh. Yeah he is.

>>28320167
What's the Anon's disposition towards their actions?

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>>28320217
Merely pretending to be weak and helpless.

>>28320225
Careful Anon, anything other than Anon being a big dick OG triggers a lot of anons

>>28320247
We've noticed.

>>28320225
>>28320247
Maybe afterwards once they're sated and fallen asleep he can take advantage of them in the night in return.

>>28320131
Get the fuck out of here with your normie sex-positivity bullshit.

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>>28320309

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habbading

>>28319388
Rararararara in heat pls

>>28320365
Kek

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>>28319833
Shuk coming in with the truth. Twiggles is by far the lowest tier of winged, horned horse-like waifus.

I want to see an Anon who isn't a disagreeable little bitch who RREEEEEEs whenever a pony mildly inconveniences him

>Pony doesn't want Anon to build his fence because that's a mare's job?
>Anon kicks back and relaxes while someone else works for 5 hours

>Pony thinks it's too dangerous for Anon to go out at night alone?
>Anon lets pony escort him because it isn't that big of a deal and it isn't worth arguing over

>>28320782
>>Anon lets pony escort him because it isn't that big of a deal and it isn't worth arguing over

>Well, lets see here, how far can you take this
>Yesterday you pretended to hurt yourself trying to take your wallet out, 3 mares decided to pay for everything you were buying
>Day before, you complained about mouth cramps due to very chewy and sticky food, had a unicorn offering to move your mouth for you...
"Outch, dammit, i feel down again"
>Saying it just loud enough to get some mares attention
>Several of applejacks visiting relatives turn their head
>After telling them you just cant walk right today, they offer to carry you everywhere
>You draw a little picture of what you want to be carried on

-30 minutes later-

>You show up at applejacks stand, carried by 8 ponies on a platform with a throne with an apple shaped ordinate at the top
"Look AJ im king of the apple pones"
>Applejack is not amused
"Be my queen for the day and lay at my feet"
>She squints at you
>You told her your plan to see just how much you can take advantage of ponies a long time ago
>You gave in to their shit
>You just wanted to see how far you could abuse them till they would say fuck it and stop
>They never did
>And applejack is the only one who knows you are doing it on purpose
>Some of her family pipes up
"Go on jackie, the king needs his queen"
>They are unable to not laugh at it, thinking you are just having fun with the situation,
>Well, you are, but they don't see the situation as assholeish.
>Aj relents
>Overall, good day and aj got all the petting.
>Side note, you had some of apple jacks extended family rip up twilight's front lawn by telling them she wanted to completely replace it with grass that was purple and it done by a stallion because of the decadence of having them, do hard labor for her

>>28320995
kek

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>>28317199
>Touch the cow

>>28321073
>"Hey kid, ever get your dick sucked by a cow?"

>>28320995
Wonder what other things can be done to abuse the shit out of this concept, maybe something like Anon has them do a favor for them and some are super beta mares who do it for attention while a supposed alpha mare dies it then nervously asks for a favor back, an Eskimo kiss.

Ponies face when Anon shrugs and does it with her. In broad day light. Amongst the cries of the beta mare's tears of their pure husbando bring a slut

>>28321115
>"I can choke up a nice bushel of grass to make it extra hot"

>>28321183
>"Now c'mere, I'm gonna gum your cock and massage it with my lips for 4 hours."

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>>28321197
Jesus Christ, Anons...

>>28321366
>Doesn't want to fuck a cow
What are you even doing on My Little Bovine?

>>28321396
>My Little Bovine: Cud is Magic

>>28321396
This isn't tumblr though.

>>28321396
It's more surprise that people jumped on the idea so readily
Though in hindsight, it really shouldn't have surprised me

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>>28321422
Thats not the only thing we would jump on

>>28321444
>Trips confirm what we already know
>Anon will jump anything
>Anything

>>28321444
Have you ever seen a horse sit down on it's rump? It looks awkward as fuck.

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>>28321703
I.. I too sit on my genitals the whole day and look awkward!
Ponys are just humans!

So I promised some green from a prompt in the last thread. This is something new and not a continuation.
---
>You were extremely out of your element here.
>The moment you walked into the little store that sold the Ogres and Oubliettes figures you loved putting together, all the ponies eyes turned to you.
>Some displaying looks of curiosity while other just outright gawked at your odd presence.
>Don’t freak out, don’t freak out.
>Some of the mares began talking in hushed tones, gesturing towards you with their hooves.
>Now you’re freaking out!
>You hated being the center of attention, hell, you hated being noticed at all.
>Even back on earth you were content with just blending into the background and being left alone.
>All that changed when you came here. Suddenly you were thrust into the limelight, the princesses and the scientist ponies pestering you with questions on a non-stop basis.
>What are you?
>What is earth like?
>What size testicle bra do you wear?
>What the hell was a testicle bra?
>That last one, was a question you had, but refrained from asking preferring to shield your junk for fear of more intrusive investigation.
>Thankfully, after a one-on-one with the princess who called herself Celestia, you managed to let her know of your less than sociable personality and aversion to interacting with others.
>That social anxiety can be a bitch.
>She offered for you to stay in the castle, whether it was out of caring for your well-being or because she didn’t trust you around her subjects, didn’t matter to you.
>All that mattered was that you got to be in a place where interacting with others was kept to a minimum.
>That’s actually how you found your new hobby.
>The figurines reminded you of the ones you used to put together back home.
>You didn’t play the game, you just enjoyed putting them together and painting the sets, often selling the finished product to fuel your hobby.

>>28321872
>But without the internet to let you order everything, you had to venture out into the world to get what you needed.
>Which brings us to where you currently stood, rooted to the ground, heart pounding and trying not to have a massive panic attack.
>”Hello dear, is there anything I can help you with?”
>A small grey pony walked up to you, smiling, trying to seem as unthreatening as possible.
>Just ignore the motherly tone, she’s judging you, god I should have stayed in the room, maybe I could’ve have asked one of the guards to do this for me, oh the pony is still talking
>”Dear are you alright?”
“Ff..f..ine. I’m fine.” You managed to choke out.
>Managing a smile, you walked further into the shop, feeling the stares follow you the entirety of the way.
>Time to get your stuff and get the fuck out, the less time spent out here the better.
>The section with all the figures was easy enough to spot.
>Time to pick one and get the fuck out of here.
>Eyes darting from one end of the wall to the other you searched for what would occupy the most time.
>Finally settling on a decent kit you reached for the package and the thing didn’t budge off its spot.
>The hell?
>After several more attempts, the package continued to remain firmly rooted to its spot, refusing to budge.
>”That kit is for beginners my good sire, why don’t I show you some of the finer points in selecting the best set.”

>”Hey Moondancer, why is a stallion in here?”
>Stallion? Here?
“Minuette, why in Celestia’s name would a stallion be in here, of all places?”
>”Because there is, and he’s standing right there.”
>Giving your blue friend a “you’re full of poop” stare, you turned in the direction she was pointing.

>>28321879
>Wow, look at that, a colt, and he’s here of his own free will. Miracles do happen.
>”He’s probably buying something for his mare.”
>One of the other pony regulars remarked close to the both of you.
>The mare, like yourself and Minuette, were eyeing the strange stallion as he made his way towards the O&O figures.
>Maybe this was some sort of prank. The colts from the academy were known to pull these kinds of stunts.
>Then just as quickly you noticed something that made your teats twist out of fright.
>Gentle was approaching him, that mare was about as socially sound as a piece of moss growing on the ground.
>In other words…
>”That kit is for beginners my good sire, why don’t I show you some of the finer points in selecting the best set.”
>Hoof meet snootle, snootle hoof, hope you get along well.
>Judging by the horrified look on the colts face, the poor victim was probably freaking out about that pudgy mare talking to him like some weirdo.
>This place was going to be in the papers before the day was out for allowing sexual harassment of a poor unknowing stallion.
>”I give it ten seconds before she scares off the only dick that ever entered this place.”
“Someone sounds overly optimistic today.”
>”I’m alright, thank you.” He managed to say, voice betraying just how out of his element he was.
>Wow he’s not running away screaming, yet.
>”What kind of mare would I be if I didn’t offer my assistance to a stallion in need. Where are my manners, my name is Gentle Miss, and what’s the name of the stallion, who has seen us poor souls worthy to grace with his presence?”
>Gentle tipped her hat with her hoof as she finished, trying to act like a gentlemare.
>The colt took a step back at this mares brazen words.
>What in the buck was she thinking? This mare was known to spout these stupid quips outside, but here?

>>28321945
>”Moonie I think one of us needs to go over there and save this guy from her.”
“Yeah, if this continues this place might get shutdown from the sheer amount of lawsuits that might come of it.”

“I’m good again, thanks.”
>As quickly as you could you reached up and grabbed a few random sets and booked it towards the counter.
>You needed to get out of here and fast.
>These mares were crazy, this whole place was nuts, never again would you step foot outside the castle.
>”Uh excuse?”
>Oh god, not again, you were almost free.
>Turning towards the source of the latest test of your fortitude you looked down at a different mare from before.
>Wearing thick-rimmed glasses, and a sweater that was way too big for her frame, a cream colored mare stared up at you.
>”I’m sorry for how Gentle acted, she’s known to have some odd quirks. Please don’t report this to the ponice.”
>Wait, she thought you were going to report this, but why?
“No it’s fine, I was just leaving anyway.”
>As you talked you made your way slowly towards the counter.
>Maybe their vision was based on movement, so if you were slow enough you could escape.
>”Moondancer, don’t act so haughty in front of this gem among pebbles, he’s far too delicate”
>Dropping all the bits in your possession on the counter you hightailed it out of the store, the kits firmly stuck under your arm.

>>28321951
Let me know what you think about it so far.

>>28321959
I like it. It's been a long time since we've seen tuftbeards in action. would read again/10

>>28321959
>Nerdy hobbies and Moondancer
>Interest piqued
It's promising, please continue!

>>28321959
Haven't seen NEETnon stuff in a long time. Needs more glasses discomfort on both sides.

>>28321959
Daddy like

>>28321959
Making some guesses here, so I'm gonna spoil them. Also looking good so far.
Moondancer/Co wind up buying some of his finished mini's, not knowing it was him selling (I'm guessing he sells them through some public board or something) and recognizes the kits as the ones he bought not long before. They want to request a set done, or have a set they will pay him to do. They meet up in private for the first, or she leaves a peeking spell on the second.

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>>28321959
I'd read more.

>>28321959
I'd read, all the moondancer stuff I ever see is egq which makes no since.

>>28322301
>You will never come home to find Moondancer, nude from the waist down and wearing just her sweater, playing vidya and eating chips
>She will never invite you to sit down next to her without taking her eyes off the screen

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>>28322230
Something like this may just happen. I was actually having trouble figuring out which direction to take this, and yours is one I like.

>>28322042
>>28322073
>>28322080
>>28322138
>>28322270
>>28322301
Glad you all like it, I'll have more up tomorrow.

>>28322423
good to know I inspired you.

>page 8
>Not perusing a south-Korean underwater basket-weaving imageboard about a Ukrainian cartoon show about magic talking cows

>>28322934
>>28322974
motherFUCKER

>>28321959
Please more.....I need it.

>>28316824
What? Like really cause I run about...

15 miles a week. Am really killing myself?

>>28322333
Of course she would, she is a pony

>>28323123
I like to think the way she wears only torso-clothing carries over to her eqg version of herself.

>>28323111
>15 miles a week
>Am really killing myself?
Imagine this: Your heart is a squeeze bottle. The more you squeeze it, the more it has to be filled after. Eventually, the bottle is so worn out that it can't be squeezed anymore.
Your heart works the same way.

>>28323111
Ask a doctor, friendo. 4chan is the last place you want to go for health advice.

>>28323302
Fucking hell you're retarded

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>>28323459
Imagine his brain is a squeeze bottle. The more he squeezes it the more misshapen it is. Eventually, the bottle is worn out so it has holes in it.
His brain works the same way

>>28323302
This is true if you go absolutely crazy, but as long as you aren't trying to run multiple marathons a week or something stupid like that the extra work will strengthen your heart, not weaken it.

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>"Mister Anonymous, as your urologist, I must insist that you begin wearing a testicle bra, or at least a cup for support. Without such a device, your testicles will sag and become unsightly. Not only that, but studies show that males who don't wear bras are at a higher risk of testicular injury or cancer. I can recommend several brands, such as Fruity Booty's Ball-Lifters, and 'Sacc' by Rarity. I'll let her know you're coming so she can have everything ready to size and fit you for a new bra. Have a fine day, Anon!"
"... I came in for a cough."

>>28323561
>"Alright, Mister Anonymous, rest your testicles on the bridge of my nose, turn, and cough."
"Please, I just need some cough drops."

>>28323581
Stallions aren't allowed to buy anything from a pharmacy without either their mare or a doctor's permission. Even chewing gum is verboten unless you're accompanied.
On the flipside, mares don't even need a doctor's prescription. They can just load up on antidepressants whenever they want. It makes the world a lot rapier.

>>28323653
Stallion hysteria is treated by administering usage of a fleshlight for approximately 15 seconds or until the stallion orgasms.

goodnight bump

>>28323681

>Doctor's attempt to administer this to Anon.
>After 30 seconds, they are getting worried.
>After 1 minute, they are forced to declare it a medical emergency.

>>28323681
>Several nurses have tried administering the stallion hysteria suppression device.
>Even after two hours and a shift change, Anon is still claiming he only came in due to a head cold.
>The two doctors on call both agree much more drastic measure might have to be taken.
>Nurse Redheart and Nurse Candy Stripe are told to put on socks and to prep him for the ICU(Intensive cuddling unit)

>>28324138
>"QUICK! I need that vial of aphrodisiac from the storage NOW!"
"You're making a big deal out of nothing."
>"NONSENSE! You've been going for the past few minutes with no signs of ejaculation!"
"Kegels, girl. I thought you're a doctor."
>"Where is that aphrodisiac I asked for?!"
"You're going rough and the inside's really dry. I've been at half mast for a while now."
>"...Anyone's got lubricant?"
"There we go."
>The "procedure" eventually just turned to you and the nurse having casual conversation
>She's still trying to get you off, and you're not sure whether to be amused or aroused at the steadily growing number of mares watching through the windows

>>28323681
>Something really shitty happens to Anon.
>He gets understandably upset.
>It's chalked up to stallion hysteria.
>They won't prescribe him real medication until he's tried the hysteria cure.
>15 seconds.
>30 seconds.
>The doctor is really impressed.
>The longest a patient has ever lasted in her hooves was 28 seconds.
>45 seconds.
>The doctor can only stare in awe.
>A minute.
>Five.
>Ten.
>Twenty.
>Half an hour.
>45 minutes.
>He finally finishes.
>Doctor stares at him in complete bewilderment for a solid minute.
>"So, Anon...You wanna go to dinner sometime?"
>Her eyes snap to the nurse.
>And then back to Anon.
>She clears her throat.
>And remembers how her mom got her dad.
>"Hay colt, you wan sum fuk?"
>Nailed it.

Bumps aren't real.

>>28324756
Spiteful Bump

>>28321959
More when?
Who will bring Anon his kits if he never leaves the castle?
Will he have to set up a MALE ORDER arrangement with the shop?

>>28323653
This is why you carry a cooperative filly around with you in your bag to buy things for you.
Whenever a shopkeeper gives you shit you pull her out and beat them with her until they see reason.
Often they'll be so convinced by your argument they won't even bother charging you.

>>28324218
>>28324221
Severe filly beatings also work on doctor ponies.
Remember to always pack yours when you go out.

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>>28324221
>fuk

>>28325042
I want to play along as Fluttershy tries to hit on me like an alpha mare wouldm.

>>28323430
I know lol. The feds spent billions on my workout plan so I know it works

I dont know why anon would take shit from ponies

They're perfect curb stomp height all he needs is a good pair of boots and as long as anti magic head cannon is true. Then he's invincible until celly or Luna show up

>>28324221
Not being able to nut is a serious issue.
It's not like you need a frustrated colt.

>>28325165
>hey bugbutt watch this"
"anon wha-"
>anon puts his fingers to his temples and squints hard
>you hear a chorus of burping everywhere in the hive
>all your subjects are belching little hearts in regular intervals
"anon what was that?!"
>"pretty cool eh? i found out that i could telepathically make changelings belch little hearts"
>"not only that"
>i spot 4 little grubs that wormed their way to anon
>"BURP"
>"BURP"
>"BURP"
>"BRAAAAAP"
>"HA i cam make a belching orchestra by just thinking cuddles at these little guys"
>he's lucky love him so much

>>28319383
Aww, poor twi.

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>Anon's waifu is injured in a terrible accident
>Her hooves have to be amputated to prevent infection
>She fully expects him to ditch her for a more capable mare, only to be shocked when he stays by her bedside with her
>He takes her home and gets a second job to support them, while she feels terrible about being unable to support her own colt

>>28325272
Silly magic horse, can't you make new legs?

>>28325297
>They rebuild her
>They have the magic
>Her ponut is augmented

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>>28325297
She tried.

>>28325301
>Tighter, slicker than ever before!

Let's not, though. It'll draw in the scat fetishists if they see this.

>>28325501
Who the fuck sees ponut and thinks scat fetishism?
Scat fetishists.
Get the fuck out of here.

>You are anonymous.
>It's been a little over 2 years ago you came to Equestria.
>Much to your disappointment. They didn't have technology, but you saw fit to change that.
>It wasn't long before they figured out how to make the first computer.
>Thanks to magic it rapidly development.
>They quickly caught up to what Earth standards were.
>You miss playing MMO's with people
>So you got in contact with some game studios and pitched the idea of what you wanted made
>Then you picked the one that's best suited your make your ideal mmo a reality and gave them a direction.
>With you at the helm, you managed to sidestep most of the MMO pitfalls that killed so many back home
>Some times classes werent balanced,
>Fuck balance, give them a job to do and if they can do it they dont need balance
>Some classes are useless compared to others for the same task
>So you made sure skill parity were more or less there, if something healed, they were capable of being a main healer, none of this 'we have 5 healer classes but only 1 is relavant' shit
>too many classes making every one of them seem a little pointless
>You gave every class a main purpous so no matter the class they had something unique to offer.
>And the endless trying to rebalance fuck-ups you made in balancing them.
>Told them to fuck it, if something is so off balance its breaking the game, we will deal with it then, untill then everything is set in stone, we will fix inbalance with level cap increases makeing older abilities irrelevant.
>Beyond how fast they caught up in technology what was more shocking was how quickly ponies took to binary.
>Apparently was just normal Inputting 1 and 0's ponies are capable of beating out some of the best people at typing in earth
>And these of the earth ponies.
>Unicorns are in a whole different level altogether.
>having several keyboards, few thousand keys total, and still hitting the limit for how fast you can input shit.

>>28325666

>Its like watching clock work move.
>It was amazing.
>Thanks to the magic and the bullshit it brings, earth ponies and Pegasus are capable of making art digitally through mind inputs, allowing for massive amounts of content to be created in short order.
>All of this led to the development of your MMO,
>Endless Quest...
>Yeah you are fucking creative, but you do know good from bad.
>At first, some ponies weren't really on board
>Saying this would and social interaction altogether.
>You just had to remind them that there are hundreds of thousands of ponies, Minotaur's, griffins, whatever the fuck else sapient being there are who are awkward as fuck and can only really comunicate and gain friendship though the power of pure anonymity.
>It also didn't hurt that telling them that the normal people in your world were still normal people.
>Some of them played MMO's a little bit, but none of them really fell into it unless they were socially awkward to begin with.
>That got them off your ass.
>Even borught them over to the side of 'this is a social good'
>Really whish it was this easy back home

>For while there was an open beta
>A widespread test to figure out exactly where the bugs were.
>Also to test server load
>It's here that you met moonpuncher, your would be tank/healer.
>The only thing that you didn't like about the game was that during beta they offered paid voice modulation packs
>Able to take your words, change your voice, and give you an accident that you wanted
>It offered a level or roleplay and anonimity but it always felt to close to dlc for your likeing.
>Apparently moonpuncher went with ye old equestrian.
>Once beta ended and everyone was wiped, much to their displeasure, you chose a DPS class that could heal if necessary.
>Thinking that you're just going to duo with moonpuncher the whole time, a backup healer would be helpful.

>>28325668

>A few weeks into the game you met Metahypno, she plays crowd control/DPS.
>Another fun voice modulation pack makes them sounds like they could be a changeling.
>Kind of fun being online with a normal voice and everyone still thinks are anonymous.
>But that aside, you've been playing with these 2 for just about half year,
>Even though your capable of having a party of 6, you've gone through almost all the content with the party a 3.
>Another thing that you added in beta.
>The game rewards competence over quantity.
>If you can tank it.
>If you can hurt it.
>You can kill it.
>Tonight was the last night for your party,
>At least in the sense that you're exploring new things.
>That will begin again once the expansion comes out.
>You took your party to the hardest area in the game,
>You're the first ones to get to the end of it,
>And right in front of you is the boss.
>From what you understand about the zone, all the names have a 30 minute enrage timer.
>If you take too long to kill it,
>It will be not be killable.
>You're about 20% through its health with 25 minutes 15 seconds left,
>you're going to be cutting it close.
>All goes well...
>Until this happens
"Moonpuncher you're on tank and heal yourself, I'm not able to stop DPSing, otherwise we won't make it"
>"The mobs around us are held down. They shouldn't hit you but just make sure you don't use your AoE's and wake them up"
>"Got it i'll..."
>"Luna to what are you doing, the moon had to come down 40 minutes ago"
>silence throughout the rest of your party.
>While this is going on, you're wondering if there shitting you
>"Tia not now... I'm in the middle of something important"
>Voice modulation doesn't work on 2 people separately
>It's at this moment that you realize she isn't using voice modulation

>>28325672

>"I'll move the moon in about an hour"
>You are reminded of a friend back on earth
>"I can't get high with you right now I'm grinding" was shouted to the front door from his computer.
>You don't believe you've ever laughed more in your life than at that moment
"Wait... seriously you're Luna, I thought you bought a voice mod pack"
>Metahypno is just sitting there laughing
>Still doing her job still keeping the adds off your ass and dpsing between recast, but laughing non the less
>"Tia can you come back in an hour?"
>"Luna it has to come down now, the moon is in the way of the sun"
>There is about 5 seconds of silence before it happens
>"Can you just move the sun around the moon?"
>Everybody was shocked
>Metahypno and you are laughing her asses off
>You can almost feel the shock in the Celestia's face through the headset
>Everything is so silent she has to be able to hear us laughing over the headset
>You hear her trotting away
"Luna you still there"
>"y-yes, I'm still here"
"Good you can deal with this shit like half an hour. Until then we need to kill this fucker so don't let up on the healing are tanking."
"Metahypno you good?"
>"I'm in tears"
"Cool you still DPSing and handleing the crowd controlling"
>"I'm in tears not dead, I can still do it"

>>28325674

>15 minutes to go and still on track to beat this bastard,
>Your computer is right next to the window.
>So when the sun starts coming up you take a quick peek outside
>The suns going up
>The sun swerves around the moon
>And the Sun continues to go up
>you start losing your shit again
"She, she really did it Luna"
>Metahypno chimes in with 'what'
"She moved the sun around the moon"
>You and Metahypno are laughing your asses off again
>You notice that Luna's health gets a little lower than it probably should
>So you hit her with a spot
"Luna god damnit this is no time to get embarrassed. We need to kill this bastard now"
>The rest of the encounter you're still laughing and talking to Metahypno about how she actually moved the sun around the moon
>You never gonna let her live this down
>You haven't made a guild yet but you know what its name is going to be called
around the moon

>>28325680
more?

>>28325776
probably going to have them game hop a bit, maybe meet up for a board game, but done for now.

>>28325782
You don't mind if I play around with the general idea of MMOs, do you?

>>28325790
I'm not that anon but i like it.

>>28325790
Do it.

>>28325680
I like it, keep going.

>>28325027
>Anon carries around a filly in the front pocket of his hoodie

>>28325297
Can't she use her wings to fly?

>>28325543
ikr. I see a ponut and I think about how I want to fuck it. It's like saying that drawing mouths will bring in the vomit fetishists.

>>28325790
>Be Anon
>Play as a mare because you don't want to stare at a dude's grundle all day
>Game's pretty good
>There's one player in the main hub who keeps on insisting he's a colt and needs items through text
>A huge crowd of female characters gather around him
>This game has voice communication, so you ask him why he isn't using it
>Silence
>Then, out of nowhere, the majority of the crowd gathers around you and starts sending trade requests
>The "colt" claims that his mic is just broken and you're using a voice changer
>A few players stuck with him, not wanting to believe that they totally just gave away their stuff to another mare
>You didn't ask for this

>>28325680
So, when does Anon set up that all night long three-way with Luna and Chrysalis?

>>28325896
"Hey guys, this is Krogs76. Is everyone ready for the raid?"
>"Did somepony let their coltfriend sit in for them?"
>>"Implying any of us have coltfriends."
>"Ouch."

>>28325790
oh go for it, like I said, likely going to have them game hop, you want to do something with mmos, have at it.

>>28325938
probably around a board game night if i get around to it.

>>28324153
>"Hello Nurse Snugglebunny, this is Nurse Redheart calling to give report on your transfer."
"Go ahead."
>"Anon. E. Mous, XX year old male, claims to be a human. I guess it's some minotaur offshoot. Patient reports being allergic to hay (eating it anyway) and bull something, I can't remember it off the top of my head. Came in complaining of a head cold, exhibiting signs and symptoms of hysteria-he claimed he actually ate meat! Dr. ordered routine tests, and that's....."
"Yes?"
>"That's where it got interesting. We ran the hysteria suppression device, and he lasted twenty."
"Okay, twenty seconds-"
>"No, twenty minutes. We've never seen anything like it. And his symptoms still persist. We're waiting on lab results to rule out the head cold as a formality, but in the meantime we're transferring him up there to you."
"...."
>"Nurse Snugglebunny?"
[flustered horse noises]
>"Pull it together!"
"S-sorry about that. What are the doctor's orders?"
>"So far he's up adlib, doc's got him on a minotaur diet with clearance for fish just in case. He wants CS (Cuddle Signs) q15 minutes and stallion hysteria treatments every thirty. Other than that, keep him comfortable."
"Understood. Thank you, Redheart.
>"Good luck."

>>28325892
I'd see take off being a problem. Judging by the wing span when she'd try to get off the ground her wings wouldn't be able to get the momentum and just slap the ground.

>>28325984
>Anon escapes days later by over-cuddling the guard
>Twilight uses her Princess powers to protect him from being claimed by the hospital for "medical" reasons

>>28326006
>Anon subdues the guards during his escape by cuddling them.
>Nopony will believe the guards saying they were cuddled by a stallion.
>How could a stallion possibly overpower a grown mare like them?

>>28325984
This is what happens if you leave your security filly behind.
You get into trouble and don't have something to bludgeon your troubles away with.
It could have all been prevented if Anon had just taken the necessary precautions instead of traveling alone.

>Anon trains his filly to kick when he swings them.
>Becomes a master of Filly-Fu, the ancient changelingnese art of weaponising children.
>Many mares scoff at this, thinking a male cannot be an effective fighter
>Anon just smiles when they condescendingly criticize him.
>His cadre of trained fillies are busy at work stealing everything they own while he is distracting them.

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>>28325984
What a professional.

This thread is seeming more like AiE and RGRE nowadays

>>28326100
Uh, bro this IS Rgre thats why it seems like it.

>>28326100
RGRE is an offshoot of AiE.

>>28326100
Anon....

>>28326100
I get what you mean, it's been like this for a while now.

With how /mlp/ is dying, eventually RGRE and AiE are going to have to join together into one thread. Along with the TiM crowd, and even the Flutterrape people.

>>28326222
Much like the universe expands and will eventually collapse into a single point of time and space, so too must our internet cartoon pony board.

>>28326222
I have my AK ready for that moment

>>28326222
I don't understand why characters need different thread like the Rainbow dash thread the vinyl scratch /sun/ /moon/. I mean hell /mom/ could combine with the incest thread or even /sun/ to produce more content if they really wanted to. Tho i guess it still kinda sucks /mlp/ is dieing. Hasbro sure as hell doesn't help with the way the show is going. My best guess we get season 7-8 or 9 at most then its over for the show. The mod's really fucked us with the scruffing 2.0 we lost alot of greentext writer's

>>28325666
>>It wasn't long before they figured out how to make the first computer.
ya lost me

>They quickly caught up to what Earth standards were.
ya super lost me

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>"Anon, what the hay are you wearing? Denim pants and flannel are SO last winter!"

>>28326575
Well, just basing the anon partially on what I know, once you understand logic gates, putting together a cpu isn't the hardest thing in the world, time consuming, than putting twilight on the case, shoving some info at her on what works and what doesn't work and what a semiconductor is, and mix in some magical rapid iteration and there you go.

Then when you don't need to support legacy instruction sets, you can get quite a bit more done.

but that's just my thoughts on it.

>>28326575
Depends on what he means by the "first computer" as there are multiple definitions.


He could mean the first programmable machine, a carpet weaver with preset patterns. Technically not a computer but the idea of pre-programed actions being performed mechanically emerges here historically.

He could also mean the first mechanical computation device, my memory on the invention of these is sketchy but the poles had one for code-breaking during WW2 which a Turing based his work off.

Lastly he could be bullshiting for the purposes of creating the framework of a story, but what are the chances of that!

>>28326665
It would probably take a few years, but if you give the smartest ponies something to aim for, it'll speed things up. It probably helps a lot if you tell them what it is and what it does, even if you can't tell them much about how it works. They have to develop the tech themselves, but now it isn't just throwing progress at the wall and seeing what sticks.

>>28326576
That's not what Rare thinks.

>>28326840
What does a mare know about fashion.

>>28326840
>>28326894
It's a tough call. Either trust the dyke fashionista, or the colt who (by his nature) has instinctive knowledge of fashion.

>>28325863
>>28325802
As you wish.
I'm not back yet, though. J-Just lurking and saw a thing I wanted to do, okay? I-I'm not blushing, you stupid idiot!

>Be Moondancer
>Be also the awesomely awesome level 62 Grand Paladin, Moondust.
>Gettin' faith gains, hun.
>You're browsing at the quest board, looking for a nice good Expert quest to help fund your crippling obsession with enhancing your warhammer, Demonspanker.
>Oh, here's a nice one.
>Here's what it says: "Requesting any and all adventurers to eradicate an [Undead] Tower."
>Perfect. It's just right up your alley.
>You open up the quest.
>"Oh adventurers, please do help us! You must enter the [Undead] Tower at [The Great Gulch]! Inside is its Tower Boss, [Naarlok, The Defiled]!"
>Psh, this is easy.
>Nothing a stupidly min-maxed character like yours can achieve.
>This Naarlok's probably just a measly 3 levels above you, give or take a few.
>You click [Accept].
>...
>Whuh?
>"You must have at least 3 members in your party. You have: 1 out of 3 members."
>You bring a hoof to your face in realization.
>Damn requirements.
>You swear that these shouldn't be necessary.
>You silently grumble to yourself as you open the [Guild] tab.
>Immediately clicking the [Chat] tab, you begin typing.
>[Moondust]: Hey girls whos up for a quest right now
>[Moondust]: I need 2
>You wait for a few seconds before a reply hits the chat.
>[xXTwiggles42Xx]: I'm up; I just need to finish this lore entry and I'll be good to go! ^_^
>Good, that's one.
>[_Unknown_]: finally got a mic, wanna test it out w u girls! :D
>[Moondust]: You sure you arent just going to use a voice changer Unknown we know that youre a mare
>[_Unknown_]: told u girls im rly a guy!! >:((
>[xXTwiggles42Xx]: Sure, and I'm Princess Celestia.
>[Moondust]: Let's just do the quest, okay?
>You close the [Chat] tab and reopen the [Guild] tab.
>Clicking on their names, you invite xXTwiggles42Xx and _Unknown_ to your party.

>>28327314
>Mare, with two more in your party, fighting Naarlok would be more than stomping.
>Victory would be more than assured.
>You have zero chance of losing.
>Nothing could go wrong.
---
>You stock up on scrolls and potions.
>A health restore and a few stamina restore potions wouldn't hurt.
>You repair your favorite warhammer, Demonspanker.
>Things are looking fine and dandy.
>Your ancestors are smiling upon you, Moondancer.
>You open up [Party] and click [Chat].
>[Moondust]: Everypony ready
>[Moondust]: Dont forget your potions and buffs
>[xXTwiggles42Xx]: Are we using voice chat? I think it would be a lot more efficient if we used voice chat.
>[_Unknown_]: yes lets use voice chat! wanna try the mic badly!
>[Moondust]: Sure lets do this
>You plug in your good old VoiceTransmit to your computer.
>You initiate a group voice chat between xXTwiggles42Xx and _Unknown_.
>They both pick up.
>"Twiggles, reporting for duty!"
>Seems like _Unknown_'s not speaking.
>"Well, looks like Unknown isn't going to talk."
>You toss a bit of banter.
"Thought you had a mic, Unknown. What's with the silence? Getting the voice changer ready?"
>Both Twiggles and you laugh.
>"Seems like Unknown really is a ma--"
>>"Hello? Does the mic work now?"
>A slightly deep voice speaks.
>The two of you fell silent.
>>"Hellooo? Anyone? Did I get disconnected?"
>Unknown really is a stallion.
"U-Uh... O-Oh, we hear you. We hear you."
>"Mhm."
>>"Heh, I told you girls that I wasn't a mare! Who's gay now, huh? Not me!"
>You stay silent.
>Here you are, interacting with a male who isn't your dad, for the first time in your entire life!
>You absolutely must keep him.
>What do you say? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>"I have to hoof it you, Unknown, I accept defeat. You really are a stalli--"
"Shall I guide you, M'sir?"
>As soon as the last word left your mouth, you slap yourself with your strong hoof.
>Really? 'M'sir'?
>You could hear Twiggles trying to stifle a laugh.

>>28327339
>"Oh, please, Unknown. Allow an alpha mare to handle this. I'll guide you."
>Oh, it is on.
"Damn you, Twiggles," you mutter under your breath.
"What she meant to say, was that we'd be happy to help you with anything at all."
>Yep, that's how you do it, hun.
>>"Alright. Well, I guess we'd best fight that Naarlok thing, right?"
>Right, right. The quest.
>The quest that would fuel your awesome weapon, Demonspan--
>"The quest can wait, can't it? I mean, I've got a lot of questions to ask about you, Unknown. In fact, why don't I just ask you through direct messa--"
"Damn you, Twiggles. Shut up. Let's get on with the quest."

>Be Anon
>Be the amazing Unknown, king of DPS and general shenanigans
>It's nice having mares fight over you.


That's it. Pretty short.
I can't believe I cooked lunch without realizing that I forgot to post

>>28327379
I liked it. You're a pretty swood gromit, SSTH.

>>28327866
>excessive and large shoulderpads
That's WoW, right?

>>28327920
There is no such thing as "excessive" when discussing the size of shoulder-based armor.

>>28327920
The gaudy and outdated colour themes didn't tip you off?

>>28327920
that isn't excessive, wow's 2-4 times the size of your head, that is fucking excessive.

also >>28327866 is the reason i fucking hate raiding, either the events are easy and are largely just a dps race, or the events have a script that enough people to fuck you over fail, much prefer extremely hard group content, as finding 3 good people and 3 non detriments is so much easier then 30

>>28328074
>>28328150
>>28328164
Fucking love those shoulderpads. I used to go to the AH and guy shoulderpads as soon as my character was high enough level. I based a lot of shoulderpad purchases on how they looked.

page 9 ain't fine

>>28329282
but yer mum is

>>28329282
not again

>>28329865
Aww. Thanks, Anon. She tries her best to stay in shape.

Trixie doesn't get enough love. No Anon being Trixie's handsome assistant who gathers crowds for Trixie to entertain? No Anon reeling in Trixie's ego and keeping her grounded? No touring in Ponyville and Anon's old friends thinking he's been tricked or forced into work by Trixie?

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>>28330158

>>28330158
No Anon and Trixie kidnapping and raping random stallions of the street

>>28330177
>>28330227
No Trixie initially keeping Anon around because he's useful and a stallion's income can't be taxed if he's working on the street (as dictated by a law passed by Celestia to help homeless stallions get back on their feet)

>>28330158
>Anon is the one who draws attention away from Trixie while she does her sleight of hoof tricks
>Anon's clothes are mis-tailored on purpose

>The pant legs are too short so his socks always show
>His clothes are overly tight, especially around the crotch, so he's got a noticeable bulge
>Rarity in the audience is torn between horror at how badly they are made, and lust at how much of a tease it is.

>The most difficult and spectacular tricks usually involve him suffering clothing damage in some way
>Occasionally he'll pull a hulk hogan and simply rip his shirt off his body in shreds
>Occasionally his clothes will be on fire while he does this, though whether illusory or real flames depends on their luck that day)
>They got chased out of a particularly conservative town in the middle of nowhere once for "public indecency" for "running a strip show in broad daylight"

>>28330550
>5 miles outside of the conservative town, it's finally safe for Anon and Trixie start a fire and huddle around it for warmth.
>Trixie is nursing a drink, and Anon has his head in his hands.
>"Assistant Anonymous?"
"Yes, Trixie?"
>"When Trixie asked you if you had put your testicle bra on before the show, what did you say?"
"I said 'yes'."
>"And did you put your testicle bra on?"
"No."
>"It is as Trixie thought. From now on, she will be responsible for making sure your testicles are firmly supported."

>>28330742
>"It is as Trixie thought. From now on, she will be responsible for making sure your testicles are firmly supported."


Oh boy!

>>28330742
>>28330829
>The next morning, Trixie buries her snout in your crotch.
>She's rustling around with your "testicle bra" thing, trying to get the clamps to clamp using only her teeth.
"Trixie, you have magic."
>Trixie nuzzles your dick once before pulling away and glaring at you.
>"Assistant Anonymous, the Great and Powerful Trixie will do things the way her first coltfriend taught her. He was an earth pony and and he told her that undoing a testicle bra without magic is a skill that all mares should have."
>Trixie shoves her muzzle back into your penis-place.

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>Twilight thinks you're having nightmares
>Sleepy snuggles happen
>something osmething rgre
>I just want cute Twi being cute

>>28330158
Trixie is a colossal piece of shit, and ran her show into the dirt. Along comes anon who as a fetish that no willing pony is able to deal with.

Anon acts as the eye candy for the shows, draw the ponies in, and keep them there, however anon is a massive exobitionist and can not get off with out the risk of being exposed, the higher the risk the more the thrill.

Long story short, all the ponies who come to trixies show are watching a live sex show and have no idea because the real performance happens just out of view, for everyone but the trying to turn purple trixie.

The embarrassment and worry that she will lose everything she regained somehow turns trixie from an overbearing cunt into a genuinely good showmare.

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>>28331229
That's a fine thing to want, anon.

>>28331251
>Trixie is a colossal piece of shit
Discar-
>turns trixie from an overbearing cunt into a genuinely good showmare
Hmmm... Would there be good feels between the two?

>>28331303
Depends, I'm not writing it, but if anyone wants an opinion, I suggest trixie be completely fucked in the beginning without any help so she has to take anon.

Anon knows damn well trixie can't do it without him, so he takes advantage of it.

Put all the emphasis on trixie convincing anon she changed for the better in the end, and instead of anon trying to make trixie better, trixie tries to make anon realize she is.

If you need kind of an idea, think "the amazing johnathan" style shows

>>28325238
HAHAHAHAHHA! Moar!

A small update to "It gave me Goosebumps"
---
>”That has to be the dumbest thing that’s ever come out of that hole you call a mouth that I’ve ever heard, and trust me it’s a amazing achievement.”
“Well I haven’t heard you come up with anything better yet, so cut me some slack here.”
>Fucking Yearling was being a colossal cunt, which was just a step above her usual attitude.
>You could hazard a guess that the main reason for her jolly personality was that the two of you had to work this project together.
>”Why don’t I just use one of the monsters from your books and I’ll write Daring whipping it’s butt, it would be a good comparison to how my books beat yours.”
>You wanted to do nothing more than to wipe that smirk which was currently occupying her face off.
>No.
>That’s what she wanted, and you weren’t going to let her win.
“C’mon, we have a deadline here, I know it’s a lot to ask that you to put your ego aside, but can we get this going.”
>”Colt, just go home, I’ll write it, slap your name on it alongside mine and I can go back to pretending you don’t exist.”
“Go fuck yourself, unlike you I have a little self respect.”
>This mare here was just being stubborn for the sake of it, you two were stuck working together, you swallowed your pride, so why the hell couldn’t she?
>Collapsing back into the seat, you looked around Yearlings study.
>Shelves stacked with books and trinkets, her typewriter in front of her, and yours still in its case, sitting on the floor.
>”Ugghhh, why do colts always have to be so damn unreasonable?”
“I’m being perfectly reasonable here.”
>”Could’ve fooled me.”
>A mental image of just tying up the writer and throwing her in the closet flashed through your head, with you finishing the project alone, just like she wanted to do.
>Wait, mutherfucking idea!
“I got an idea.”
>”Color me surprised.”

>>28331599
“Daring is an explorer and adventurer right?”
>”Really? It’s like you know her on a personal level.”
>Easy with the sarcasm there.
“Ever heard of something called a mummy?”

>All things considered Yearling was at least a decent host.
>She offered you a room for the evening so you wouldn’t have to go to a hotel.
>Which was nice?
>”The last thing I need is someone to see you and say that I kicked you out or something. The press would have a field day with that.”
>That was her excuse, a valid one, but she really didn’t have to do this for you.
>On the bright side , you both made some progress.
>You two even managed to set a few goals of where the story was supposed to go earlier before deciding to call it a day.
>You were penning down the last few ideas on a notepad when her voice broke through your inner train of thought.
>”Anon, I’m about to order out, you got any preferences?”
>Order out? This mare had a kitchen that any chef would give their right nut for.
>Heck you saw her fridge full of fresh stuff earlier when you got something to drink.
“Or I could cook us something.”
>She was letting you stay here for free, cooking something to eat would be a good way to repay the favor.
>Raising an eyebrow at your proposal, Yearling shrugged her shoulders.
>”If you want.”
>Standing up, you stretched, feeling a few bones pop from sitting down for so long.
“Yeah, I got this.”
>Time to channel that inner Gordon Ramsey and make some damn good food.

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>>28331366
>so he takes advantage of it.
How much advantage of it? Like, Anon being a pushover is lame and wouldn't work in this hypothetical story, but I'm sick to shit of "Anon is casually and unprovokedly dickish to everyone he meets". We need a healthy balance of Anon's presence somehow helping Trixie improve, and Trixie's behavior being curbed because she knows that Anon does in fact have a breaking point.

>>28331599
Oh shit, Heli update!

>>28331646
Well in this sense, anon is an exobitionist, gets off on potentially getting caught, trixie is his ticket to getting a massive audience to potentially see his performance. He is dickish in the way that trixie at the time he came on board had hit rock bottom so hard selling her soul may not have been enough to turn this bitch around, but anon got them to show up.

Anon jerking it, getting nude, something sexual on the side of the stage, in the box on stage, really anywhere people could potentially see him doing it is enough of a distraction that trixies focus turns to making sure he isn't exposed, at least more then he wants, and this in turn takes some of the cuntyness out of trixie

So instead of massive cunt, you get a boastful yet VERY focused showmare.

Anons not a dick to everypony, but he just does not give a shit what trixie says because she got what she deserved, rightly so, and he brought her back up. If she falls again, no skin off his back, he just loses his way to get off easily, and will need to find a new way, but trixie, she stands to loose so much more that he has the power, not her and he knows it.

>>28331611
spoop/10 it gave me goosebumps I'm glad to see the story's active

>>28319388
>No Anon to help Twilight because this is the same universe as before and Anon's already with Celestia
fbm

What is RGRE estrus season like? Does it vary between pony races?

>>28332291
That's actually an interesting question.

>>28332291
Earth ponies have the least amount of self-control, but their desire doesn't get more intense or less intense. If Applejack can resist jumping you in the morning, she won't be taken by a sudden lust and try to jump you in the afternoon. Likewise, if you barely manage to escape Pinkie Pie devouring your cock with her slick baby-chute, you had best not believe her bullshit lies when she comes knocking on your door telling you that she's all better and that it's safe for you to open the door. In short, it's either hit or miss with earth ponies.

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>>28332291
Well a earth pony I'd think would be normal. Pegasus would show off its wing's span. A unicorn would show off it's magic. Earth pony's would probably be more aggressive about it while a unicorn would be trying to come up with a plan to get some dick. Pegasus probably just show off skills so that the male would know their children would have superior genetics. Alicorn would very depending on the pony. Exempt twilight... She'd act like a unicorn.

>>28332441
>Not all three at once

>>28332291
>>28332418
Unicorns are the polar opposite. A unicorn can smell your cock and balls through your pants from 20 feet away; 50 feet if you aren't wearing clean underwear. Estrus is especially difficult for a unicorn, as their lust will wax and wane seemingly at random. The focus that benefits them in magic helps them resist the call of cock, and they'll need every ounce of concentration to keep themselves from raping the closest male around. It takes a unicorn mare a lot for her to give into temptation and rape you until they're good and pregnant, but their lust can blindsight them and their resolve will come crashing down if they aren't careful. In short, you're more likely to find a unicorn that can resist you than you are to find an earth pony who can resist you, but a unicorn can give into their desires without warning. Caution is advised.

>>28332469
Pegasi eagerly give into their base desires when estrus rolls around. On the best of days any other season of the year, pegasi cannot be trusted to think things through, and often act before they've considered the consequences of their actions. Thus, they have no qualms with doing whatever it takes to get into your horsepants. There is no strategy; there is only flying at you as quickly as possible and tackling you to the ground to mate. If more than one pegasi pursue the same mate, they will square off and try to intimidate the other with their wingspan and chesttuft. This also serves to impress their mate, and attract other potential mates should they lose against their opponent. Expect the pegasi to try and bring you to a nest hidden away in a secure area. It will be decorated with shiny objects and soft pieces of cloth. This will be your new home so that you can sit on their pony eggs and keep them warm until they hatch. Make sure to be around when that happens or else they will imprint on the first living thing they see, which could be a dangerous predator or another pegasus who may mistreat your horse children.

I read this entire thing in my head with Ben Stein's voice.
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

>>28332527
Save Ferris.

Related idea:

>Ponies find out that humans don't have estrus
>"Anon can make foals whenever he wants?"
>Ponies are under the impression that Anon is always in heat
>Ponies thank their lucky stars and step up their game to get a colt who always wants to fuck

>Vidya is invented in Equestria
>Ponies eagerly join the MMO genre
>Horses can't into strategy, though
>They wonder why the Minotaur Berseker, a class that hurts itself to boost its max health, exists in the game
>If they had read the guides more, they would've found that that the class's base DPS is completely reliant on HP and the fact that buff potions exist

>"How did it hurt me when I hit you?!"
"Thorns pot. A fourth of the damage inflicted will be reflected back to you."
>"Wha-that's not fair!"
"Alchemy quirk is the easiest one to max in the game. Figure the rest out yourself."

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I don't know why, but I really enjoy pones that are more in-tune with the animalistic side of their brains and bodies.

>>28332718
>Ponies grow thick, curly fur for the winter
I want to pick up a double-fluffy Pinkie Pie and bury my face in her belly.

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>>28332718
Preening pegasi are basically the cutest thing ever

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>>28332755
This is true.

>>28332755
>Rainbow Dash yanks out a feather ready to fall out and presents it to you
It's like that one famous story, only someone else might write about it