Anonfilly Thread: Adventurous and Determined Edition

>>28310260
Anonfilly is for lewd.

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>>28310260
UPDATE CARBS YOU FILTHY NIGGER

>>28310269
agreed. I'm thinking about writing a pic related thing. Not tonight though, got to be at work in 6 hours.

>>28310273
Soon™

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>>28310294
so in 7 hours, got it

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>>28310294
Soon.

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>>28310294
>>28310316
>sleep for 4 hours every 8 hours
>day/night concept is lost to me
>NEET
>mfw all this and can't write for shit
Feels like some divine gift is being wasted on me.

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>>28310273
God, that chest fluff looks so warm and soft.

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>>28310427
>NEET
All you need to do is Read books, get smart, write fanfics, be a faggot.

http://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP

>>28303389

>You are Anonymous
>And you want a sword
"I want a sword."
>The rough looking blacksmith looks over his table, and down to you
>"Kid, you're too young for a sword."
>You pout
"Mommy, buy me a sword."
>Starlight grabs you by the tail with her magic, and starts dragging you off.
>"I'm not buying you a sword. Come on."
"But I need one!"
>"What for?"
"For fighting, of course."
>"No."
>Damn, it was worth a shot
>After breakfast, Starlight was awesome and decided to let you tour Canterlot
>Canterlot was a really cool place
>Ponies everywhere, all kinds of cool stuff to look at
>The various stalls and shops beckoning you in
>All the jewels, trinkets, supplies, and weaponry
>And anything else you could think of
>The restauraunts assault the street with the smell of culinary perfection
>You can almost see the delicous wafts seeping out the doors
>You take in all you can while staying as close to Starlight as possible
>You don't want to get lost
>You're trying your best to learn the layout of the city
>The roads wind around the face of the mountain haphazardly
>But you're starting to get your bearings of the place
>You're looking at some boring flowers when a sign catches your eye
>The sign has an object you would recognize anywhere
>The twenty-sided die

>>28310480

>No way
>Does it exist here?
>A few doors down, the shop sign proudly displays the twenty-sided die over its title 'Excalibur Games.'
"Glimmy! Lets check this out!"
>You grab her hoof and start excitedly dragging her to the store
>"Jeez, Anon? Whats the deal?"
>You ignore her protest and push the door open
>The jingling bell announces your presence
>And it is exactly what you were hoping
>Shelves line the walls with tabletop games
>A table in the center displays dice and figurines
>The weathered wooden floorboards, dark walls and slow spinning ceiling fans give the shop rustic feel
>There must be a god
>and he loves you
>You start looking at the books on the shelves, hoping to find Dungeons and Dragons
>Ogres and Oubliettes?
>They must have a different name for it here in horse land
>"Uh... are you really into this stuff Anon?"
"Yes."
>"You really are a nerd." Starlight smirks
"Hi pot, meet kettle."
>You browse the titles for a few minutes before a masculine voice startles you
>"Lookin for somethin in particular?"
>Behind a desk piled with trading cards and figurines is a purple stallion with a black mane
"I was just browsing. No use having the game if I have nopony to play with."
>"Nopony to play with? Well, there's a group in the game room right now."
>He points his hoof over to an archway leading to another room
>You can see a few empty tables, and a group occupying one of the tables.
>Do you really want to try and make friends?
>If it means getting in a session of DnD in, then hell yes

>>28310486

>You make your way into the game room and approach the table
>"And you're about to the entrance of the dungeon, and... hello?"
>The table is occupied by a group of colts
>The one speaking is obviously the dungeon master, as his white mane pokes out from the top of his screen
"Hi. Can I play?"
>"Uh... this is a boys game."
"Are you saying I'm incapable?"
>The dungeon master looks quickly at his players before continuing
>"No! I mean, its just... you're a girl."
"And?"
>"You really want to play?"
"Yes."
>"Anon, did you forget that I'm here?" Starlight interrupts
"But mommy! I want to play! Its been so long, I need this! Please?!"
>You give her puppy dog eyes
>"And what about me?"
>Ah shit, you did forget her
>She probably doesn't want to play
>She turns to the dungeon master
>"How long will you be playing for?"
>"A few hours, ma'am."
>"You know what? why not. I've got some things I wouldn't mind doing. I'll be back in a few hours then, and I expect you to behave Anon... and to be here until I get back."
>What really? She's just gonna let you stay here?
>Fuck yes!
>No complaints from you
>You wrap your hooves around her neck in a hug
"Thank you!"
>"You're welcome, sweetie."
>Starlight gives you a kiss on the forehead and leaves you to your game
>You joyfully grab a chair and pull up to the table
>The colts whisper among each other
"I'm Anon, by the way."
>the dungeon master peeks his head over the screen
>"Name's Ivory Buster."
>The other colts take turns naming themselves
>"Marble Mark."
>"Cobalt."
>"Rapid Gust."
>Alright, time to get your /tg/ on

>>28310496

>"So, your mom follows you everywhere?"
"Yea, its part of being amazing."
>Ivory rolls his eyes and hands you a set of rule sheets
>"Alright then, You know how to play?"
>You skim it quickly
>Its a direct copy of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5
"Yes."
>"Alright then, What class do you want to play?"
"Wizard."
>"Alright... go ahead and make a spell list."
>You start writing down your list of spells
>You smile to yourself
>These nerds are in for a surprise
>You hand Ivory a copy of your spell list
>He skims the list before looking up to you
>"Uh... Are you sure you know how to play?"
>You raise an eyebrow
"Yes, why would you say that?"
>"Your spells, there's no damage spells."
"And?"
>"What good is a wizard without damage spells?"
>Rapid Gust interjects
>"Whatever Ivory, lets play. We'll just have to carry her I guess."
>So they think

Planned to do this since the start, pls no bully.

I wish to pet and snuggle the filly,then take her out for ice cream.

>>28310503
Highly intrigued about whats about to happen
Continue at will

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>>28310503
>pls no bully
No.

>>28310453
>feel compulsion to make similar face
it's fucking contagious
DELETE THIS

>>28310555
I wish to grab the filly's tongue with my mouth.

>>28310503
Absolutely decimate those clueless colts!

>>28310503
Is anonfilly going to be one of those fuckers who knows every existing exploit and blow up cities before she's level 10?
I hope so.
I really hope so.

>>28310503
>Planned to do this since the start,
Are you and SomeDope hiveminding this shit?

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>>28310555
I want to tongue kiss the filly

>>28310604

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Peasant_Railgun

>>28310503
>no damage spells
You're the kind of guy that murders an entire cult by casting wall of ice in the rafters of a church just to bring the building down on them all, aren't you?

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>>28310684

>>28310503

>You are God.
>Well, thats your character's name at least.
>You are joined by your companions: Sir Marble Mark, Deacon Cobalt, and Rapid Gust the Slippery
>Or as you call them: Big Stupid Fighter, Healbot, and Skillmonkey
>Your party is standing at the base of the high reaching staircase in a snaking chasm
>What idiot put no handrails on these stairs?
>Is this the cave of wonders?
>You hope there's a genie's lamp at the top
>Big Stupid Fighter speaks up
>"The entrance to the evil mage's dungeon is at the top of these stairs."
"Well, start climbing. You're first."
>"Scared to be in front?"
"No, its just your job."
>"Very well, The honorable and noble Sir Marble shall lead the way!"
> hooves echo on the rough stone steps as you all make the ascent
>You look over the side of the stairs, and the long drop sends shivers down your spine
>As you're nearing the top, the stairs meet the cavern wall and a large ornate door
>"Alright, this is the entrance, we just have to.."
>BSF is interrupted by shouts from behind
>"Its the intruders! Get them!"
>wicked looking armor-clad soldiers are following you up the steps
>Oh boy, here we go.
>"Oh no, we must stand our ground and fight toe to toe without falling to our deaths! They must have waited for this moment to attack!"
>And this is why you call him Big Stupid Fighter

>>28310797

>As BSF readies his sword and board to meet the oncomming attackers, you gently move him to the side
"Good lord just stop already, I got this."
>You mutter the incantation of the spell as you channel it
>Several balls of grease materialize over the stairs below
>They soon fall, bathing the steps in a slick covering
>As your would-be attackers climb, they slip and fall on the now greasy stairs and fall off the sides, and back into eachother
>As your group stands with mouths agape watching the carnage, you grab the torch from BSF's shield hoof with your unicorn magic, and toss it into the grease
>The stairs are now bathed in a layer of flames, preventing any more attackers from reaching you
"Come on Skillmonkey, be useful and open this door. I could do it myself but then you'd have nothing to do."
>He stutters
>"I... Uh... Okay."

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Wizard too stronk

>>28310803
>>28310833
>and this is how AnonFilly got booted from the session

>>28310833
Only in fantasy pony land. Irl everyone playing 4e or 5e already.

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>>28310894
>4e
>tfw I have the rulebooks for it

sleepy bump

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>>28310503
>>"Your spells, there's no damage spells."
>"And?"
>>"What good is a wizard without damage spells?"
Muscle Wizard detected

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>>28310894
>4e or 5e
gaggingnoises.flac

>>28310427
that shirt...

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>>28311507
PAST SINS WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>>28310427
>>28311507
I just wonder how that shirt came to be.
Was it some russian artist with a sense of humor working on this kazakhstan tapestry?
Or was it some nip, also with a sense of humor, who decided to leave something special for ruskies?

What if there's a similar russian with a sense of humor drawing for the show?
Have someone spotted a matrioshka or balalaika hidden in the background yet?

>>28311578
On a serious note, what does Xyn mean?

>>28311605
>ХУЙ
It means "dick".

>>28311621
o

Ayy, been a while since I posted anything. Enjoy!

>“Huek.. heuk! Pfff, huek huek!” you cough behind the wielding mask.
>The mask made of metal with condensed plastic to allow decent peripheral vision.
>Jesus, who turned up the heating? It must be reaching 40 Celsius! Profuse sweating in your jumpsuit with every drip of your sweat hitting your snout like water dripping from a tap.
>Except the water from the tap is cold. You’re cursed with warm trickles.
>And every huff that comes from within is akin to steam.
>Your snout is only greeted by hot air and the odor of a foul smell, similar to when you don’t shower for a month. Instead, you accomplished this in one week. You’ve been refused a bath or shower, your coat is filled with grease, all mucky and tatty.
>The pay rate is so obviously illegally low, how come Sunbutt is doing nothing about this?
>Obviously she doesn’t care about her little ponies.
> The 5 tiles around you are crowded with other colts and fillies in their workspace.
>This ridiculously overcrowded region is inhumane!
>The area around you is constantly invaded by foreigners who know no bounds!
>Looking around yourself, you see two zebra security guards watching a certain brightly pink-coloured filly, she stands out like a sore thumb.
>Poor thing.
>Fuck this
>Fed up with being treated less-than-poni you decide it’s time for a change
>Just like the Spanish Inquisition, they won’t see this coming!
>Clopping your hooves together as hard as you can, the sound echo’s and overrides the metal machinery in the room.
>All heads turned and eyes are on you with ponies hopping up on tables to get a better view of yourself.
>Good, you got everyone's attention.

>Jumping up onto the workshop tables and standing on your hind-hooves with making arm-length gestures as you speak
Hitler would be proud
“This is bullshit!”
>Off to a great start!
“We deserve better than this!”
>A zebra trots towards you.
>Not so good

>>28312042

>”Listen here you little shit, you’re paid to work, not to slack.”
>Like this fucker thinks, you’re barely making 1bit every week!
>He turns to every other pony
>”That goes for all of you!”
>On que with his final sentence the group return to operating the machinery and smithing.
>fug
>YOU HAVE NO ALLIES! ABORT ABORT!
>You’re probably going to get into trouble for this..
>Is it bad that it’s only sinking in now you might get into trouble?
>maybe
>Out of nowhere the zebra pounces on you!
>He tightly wraps his hooves around your neck and almost strangles you out.
>ooo, what grip you have!
>”STOP RESISTING!” as he pounds on your head a couple of times
>The security has now definitely fumbled your plan of starting a revolution. No other pony seems interested in aiding you.
>This is your last chance, better draw as much attention as you can.
“AID ME! AID ME MY BROTHERS! AID ME AND BET ON ME! AID AND ABETTING!”
>Hooves flailing you connect one to his mutt-as-fuck ugly face
>a couple of minutes later you’re pacing back and forth in a strictly confined area for misbehaving workers.
>the only thing that hangs on the wall is a banner of her majesty: Spoiled Rich. Ofcourse!

>”Hu-hello?” said a meekly voice.
>sounds like it is coming from the other side of the wall..
“Hey? Hello? Whos there?”
>”Anon? It’s me, Rumble!”
>Jesus, not this shitlord
>last time you two saw eachother was in Ponyville. Somehow you two ending up, ahem, “dating”
>welp. That was awkward. Even more awkward when the relationship ended when Twiggles found out.
“Uh.. yeah, I hear you. Why are you here?”
>”I was colt-napped. What about you?”
“Shit, I was kidnapped too!”
>”You mean filly-napped?”
>Hm.. this must be some sort of illicit sweat-shop.

>>28312052

>That would explain the shitcurity ziggers.
“So why you in detention?”
>”I back-hooved a zigger!” he chirps proudly.
>Finally! You seem to have met an allie. Your army is complete… well it would be, if only one more thing..
“Do you like it here?”
>Better toe the line with this issue--
>”HELL NAW! I want out. I want to see my brother!”
>Aw yis, you’re in business!
“Then it’s settled. After our detention is up meet me in the bathroom. We’re going to need to plot.”

All for now.

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>>28312341

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>>28312341
>>28312448
yee

>>28312458
fuck off

>>28312591
But this thread is DESIGNATED

>>28312597
Designated shitposting street is thataway
>>>/trash/

>>28312458
>not NyxD.png
Missed opportunity.

>>28312458
Why do these threads attract so many Nyx Fags? They don't even have anything to do with that shitty OC

>>28312738
It's all of one or two shitposters tops.

>>28312738
It's just /mlp/'s shitposting flavor of month, f@m.

>>28312738
This has always been a nyx thread. You should be used to it by now.

>>28312738
Autism

>>28312799
Anonfilly finds out Nyx is a futa/can turn herself into a futa using a spell

What does Anonfilly do to Nyx or do with Nyx?

>>28312986
Wasn't there already a green involving that?

>>28313170
Was there? I didn't see a CV ending :^)

>>28313176
>anonfilly+nyx cloudsdale rapespree when

>>28313261
this

Anyone want me to draw something?

I won't be able to start until after I finish my cruise and since I won't see it after leaving Canada when my Internet goes away.

also RIP Gene Wilder

>>28313261
>>28313176
>>28312986
Kill yourselves

>>28313653
Anonfilly trying to seduce Nyx and Nyx not understanding any of it.

>>28313653
Nyx killing this general

>>28313969
With no survivors?

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>>28313969

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fagets

>>28314860
Oh look, you've made Nyx cry. It's going to be hours before she stops, and I'll have to mop the floor too.

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>>28310260
>5 hours away from being ravaged by Hermine
Post your cutest anons to keep me company through the storm.

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>>28314925
Posting pictures of this faggot being cute always seems like a good idea.

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>>28314925

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>>28314925
when is this fag ever not cute?

>>28315732
trick question. "not cute" cannot be used anywhere near that filly.

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>find job
>the system's name is nyx
>mfw

>>28315981
Uh. I think you should delete that and post the sfw version, anon.

>>28315981
delet this

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>>28315981

>>28315981
I'd totally smash that filly puss

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>>28315981
What have you done

>>28315981
I want Anonfilly to sit on my penis.

>>28310797
>toe
>they're ponies

renember where you are

Someone should draw Anonfilly in a cow suit, pls

>>28316594
I'm going to need a picture of your mom as a reference.

>>28316608
But Anon, we share the same mother. [/spoiler]Brother...[/spoiler]

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>>28316626
everyone point and laugh!

>>28312063
Do write more.

>>28317213
The Anonfillycow says moo.

>>28317213
Nice......nice

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>>28317213
Jesus christ, I didn't think you'd actually do it.

Was playing DnD with the writefags in Daddonequus, and as DM I gave Anonfilly a cowsuit for armor.
Then everyone started hitting on Anonfilly wish a cowsuit, which in turn, she used her special power 'Moo'.
Shit was funny.

>>28317213
Such a cute little faggot.

>>28317213
I approve

>>28317213
I can't believe he actually did it. For those who don't know this was from a DnD game we played last night. After the game Ben Dover said he was going to try to get someone to draw my anonfilly in the cow suit. I know I've said this before but I really don't know how to feel about this.

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>>28317213
Anonfilly is such an adorable little faggot.

>>28315981
>5 hours later and nobody who matters cares

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>>28317500
The ones who know don't care anymore, the ones who care don't know.

>>28317295
>>28317379
Get lost and go back to your circlejerk.

Good morning

>>28318347
>16:20
>morning
Good morning freedomland.

boomp

>>28316020
>>28316086
>>28316137
>>28316173
>>28316238
What was it? Anyone got a link?

>>28310260
Here comes dat filli

>>28318462
fuck off

>>28318773
it was lemon's pic

eatcarbs help

what am I supposed to do while I wait for you to writefag

>>28318990
shitpost Nyx, duh.

>>28318990
Meditate on bringing Stand Proud back to the mortal world

>>28317295
>>28317379
It was just a sleepy sketch, but i'm happy that you like it.

>>28318900
Imagine you working with that, senpai.
>sit on pc
>turn on
>windumb
>nyx starts
>a "fuck off" scream echoes everywhere

>>28319129
His tears sustain Nyx.

>>28319129
It is possible to change system sounds...

>>28319148
>every time I boot up windows XP
>OHAIYO GOSAIMOSS, MASTAH
>TEEHEEHEE BOING BOING
Never again will I allow myself to fall so low.

>>28319369
Fucking saved.

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>>28318905
??

>>28320054
>>28320060
>Nyx immedietly hugs EqGfilly
>EqGfilly is about to make an attempt to punch or remove her
>Notices their tits are touching and sensitive
>EqGfilly blushes and just stares
>with a futa boner inbetween

>>28320315
le lenny

>>28320307
the artist

lemonscent or whatever

>>28320060
This is one of the most ugly pictures I have EVER seen

>>28320734
You're one of the most ugly pictures I've ever seen.

>>28321189
fuck OFF

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>>28310803
where did senpai go??!?!

>>28320054
I want to molest EQG Anonfilly.

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Reminder that commie pony is not for cuddling.

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>>28321746
>>28322294
Even when Anonfilly's being a bad little filly, she's cute.

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>find cute story
>anon adoption
>not finished
wew fug

>>28321746
Glim Glam most certainly is for cuddles

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>>28321746
Kek

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>>28310269
Anonfilly is for hot loving sexual.

Where the fuck are the writers?

>>28324363
They became the little green fillies in the stories they've written.

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>>28324363
I'm sort of around. Burnt out after writing almost 2 weeks strait and mostly just lacking inspiration.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS SOMEDOPE?

>>28324389
It's alright. Rest and recharge your batteries. Go find some inspiration. We can be patient. We'll bitch like hell, but we'll wait.

>>28324389
>>28324427
yeah i agree itll be a pain but take your time to make it better we would rather have a better story then a quickie

Bump before bed

>>28325647
Nyx wants to keep you warm.

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>>28325650
Do not want

>>28325675
It's too late, you're already stuck inside a blanket with her.

In this world it's either snuggle or be snuggled.

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>>28325681
Entering panic mode

>>28325689
Two pony burrito blanket is now in effect, all struggling will now be turned into a tighter and more snuggly blanket.

>>28325693
All hope is lost.
Defeat is accepted.
ReluctantSnuggle.exe

swallow cyanide pill

>>28325715
It was viagra.

>>28325715
>>28325811
You dun goofed

>>28325715
It was a glass capsule meant to be crushed with your teeth.

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>>28325982
Eww I don't want to do that, I'd get broken glass in my mouth

>>28325693
Just put a bag on her head and pretend its glim glam.