Tell Yoshi a bed time pony story mama anon!

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>>28301272
There once was a pretty pony,
She was so pretty that everybody cried.
The end.

>>28301272
I'm not your mother you autistic scalie faggot!

https://youtu.be/NgJPHj7Cjss

haha

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>>28301272
>2005 youtube poops

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>>28301272

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>>28301286
>>28301292
>>28301340
>>28301423
>>28301472

But these are all terrible stories

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>>28301600
heres an oldie but a goodie
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93788/daring-do-and-the-jungle-of-terror

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>>28301687
Thanks anon

Well, that was autistic as fuck.

>>28301917
>being this new
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>28301931
Yeah, I get you, but once in a while you have to just sit back and marvel at how autistic it really is.

>>28301999
I do have to admit its pretty amazing.

>>28301780
Thank Molestia that those ruffys work. Now lets have some fun with this green slut

>>28301272
Once upon a time there was a nigger who liked cock

This little nigger's name was Timmy

Timmy was a flaming niggerfaggot

THE END

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>>28301272
>>28301600
This is making me crack up like no tomorrow.
Old youtube poop shitposting and I'm here grinning like a fucking ninny.

Congrats on you, OP.

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>>28302082
>cont
>timmy walked up to a cop and said
>OINK OINK PIGS IN A BLANKET
>as timmy was saying that parasite infested shit came flying out of his mouth

>matched his skin
>AGHAGAHAHAHAGAGAH
>TIMMEH EH TIMMEH
>TIMMEH TIMMEH C'MER TIMMEH

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>my chicken tendies lay flat on the table FROZEN
>mommy told me to make them myself
>THAT FAT DISGUSTING COW THINKS SHE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO
> she's across the table fully unaware of my anger
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I scream my battle cry and jump on top of the table
>I RIP MY CLOTHES OFF AND SAY FUCK YOU MOMMY
>i jump on top of her in a fight now
>we scramble or n the kitchen floor i slam her to the ground and REEEEEEEE into her ear
>she throws me off of her
>she says to these very words i fear
>"MY CHICKEN TENDIES NOW."

>she rips off her diaper and throws it at me
> i have to regroup now gonna have to plan my next attack
>she wont see it coming

what did you guys think?

>>28302469
dude literally, what the fuck?

>>28302482
it's a joke calm down

>>28301272
Once upon a time there was a big, fat, green idiot who went to sleep!

THE END!

>>28302482

>New
lol

>>28302482
Welcome to 4chan newfag

>>28302469
I think you need to show your mom your katana skillz.

>>28302500
>calls someone new (probably is though)

>says lol

you just completely countered yourself

>>28302550
i don't have enough money
i have been spending it on tendies