Mane 6 vs a stick, what happens?

>>28299612
Dash fucks the stick

>>28299619
10/10 - would watch again

>>28299612
ponies brake the stick
now there's two sticks
stick always win

>>28299619
Stick now has crabs.
+1 potence for stick
Stixk is more powerful
Stick wins

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>>28299647
Nyx shitposts the stick.

Stick is now Styx

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>>28299612
Stick wins.

>>28299647
>Dash faints from fucking a stick
hot

>>28299656
Styx triggers more people
Styx wins

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>>28299612
They collect more sticks, pile them up to form a faggot and call it OP

>>28299667
>It's an MLP hentai where the stick is the rapist

>>28299674

>>28299612
>rape

>>28299612

burn stick and turn into ashes

>>28299690
>It came from the Morningwood Forest

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>>28299612

everyone dies except applejack

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>>28299674

>>28300000
Fucking wasted.

>>28300000
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS CARLOS

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>>28300000

>>28299641
Stony Stark plz go.

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>>28300000
>Penta

>>28300000
Quintessential Carlos. I can digit.

>>28299612
Thing's would get sticky.

>>28299612
Fluttershy unleashes beavers. Beavers eat stick. Stick is kil.

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>>28300253
Beavers don't eat sticks, they use them to build dams...
Also houses.

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>>28300263
What if they're angry beavers.

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>>28300366
Like Dash?

>>28300366
do I have to stick it to you about how shitty your jokes are?

They crush stick under hoof
Stick is now million fragments
Stick outnumbers them
Stick wins

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>>28300000
>reaction image
>no text
Guess some things are better left in the closet

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>>28300558
Put the stick in fire.

Can we just not?

>>28300615
Then stick is now ash powder
Stick is now billion
Stick wins again

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>shitposters...
>shitposters everywhere...

>>28300732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJXWNV2wGu4

>>28300732
They will survive the stick.

>>28300400
No just angry
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CW_B4KB0wYs

>>28299612
>Break the stick in half
>Two sticks

Can't win!

>twilight becomes friend with stick
>Stick gets job in ponyville as a dildo

>>28299612
Rarity gets raped by the stick, the others watch in horror.

Rarity enjoys it

>>28300726
Nigga.
Then if I break you in a million pieces then you win?

>>28300994
No, the skeleton wins because you'd make more bones by splintering bones

>>28301148
What skeleton? They are just bones.
And why do all of them win?
Then why not humanity wins cause we are 7 billion and bones are in just 472737 pieces.
Checkmate atheist.

>>28301207
Ah but you see you did not account for the rods of pure iron within Lyra's horn. When the pone sees the wheel from the side, all is possible.

Stick is reformed and has 5 episodes and 20 pages of porn

>>28299612
TGhat depends entirely on what kind of wood it is. Are we talking birch? Oak? Rock maple?

>>28299612
The fuck do you think...

>Rape

>>28300798
>the "Regular Show" of the 90's

>>28300798
you may not be the biggest jerk, but you are pretty spooty

>>28299612
Starlight
Tirek
Iron will
Chrysalis
King sombra

You tell me anon

>>28302668
>The last episode.
>The 4th wall break of all time.

>>28299674
KEKKK

>>28300366
>spoot you.

>>28300000
OH DAMN
QUINTS GET
WE MUST FLY CARLOS OUT OF /MLP/
AND INTRODUCE HIM TO /B/
HEIL!

>elements don't work because stick isn't inherently evil
>princesses can't friendship the shit out of stick
>stick cannot be reformed
>all hail stick overlord

>>28303271
a stick can become a ruler, but they cannot rule

>>28304263
Unless they transform into a ruler and become his six wives