>one chance at life >be born earth pony

>>28298841
Kill yourself and hope that the Hindu's were correct bout reincarnation.

UIDF get out

>>28298841
>One chance at life
>Be born OP

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>>28298868
#REKT

>>28298841
>Serfs, bound to the land by necessity and law
>Brutally kept down by the Pegasi army
>Forced to slave for the Unicorn royalty
>50% of the population only gets to keep 20% of the food
>The food that they grow themselves

>Foals conscripted away to fight in the Unicorns' political wars
>Earth serfs are forbidden to learn to how to read
>Troublemakers and dissidents are punished swiftly, harshly
>Public horsewhippings are a weekly show
>All Earth pony serfs are required to attend and watch

>Thusly the population is kept in line
>Earth pony life expectancy is less than 50 years
>They already look 80 by that age
>All Earth serfs have arthritic joints, torn muscles, bad teeth and scars from the whip
>The sweet release of death comes as a comfort to most
>The rest are left to suffer and scratch a meager existence from land they don't even own

>>28298868
R E K T
E
K
T

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>>28298868
kek

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>One chance at life
>Be born best pony and an alicorn at that

Of course. Mudponies are shit so they can stay in the filthy mud were they belong.

>>28298971

>One chance at life.
>Be born to nyxpost for eternity.

>>28298868
[]told
[]fucking told
[x]told so hard it actually went back in time and slapped OP's mom before she got pregnant

>>28298984
What's the downside?

>>28299020
The brain damage

>>28299024
you wanna fokin go m8?

>>28298938
So ... pretty much standard human life ?

>>28299064
For most of the world's population, throughout most of human civilization...eeyup.

But it's cuter to subjugate ponies.

>>28299208
Is that why people love fluffy pony abuse?

>>28298971
>>28299020
kill yourself Nxyfag

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>>28299301

>>28299282
Well, I love fluffy abuse and I'd say no, that's not the reason.

I'm an old hippie, and the entire fluffy pony story is about a corporation trying to create artificial animals and failing horrendously. To me it's a tale about human hubris regarding the environment. You can either love real animals or fluffy vermin...not both.

That's just me though. Everyone has their own reason for hating those vile little shits (and the scumbags who pity them) but as long as they're dead in the end it's all cool.

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>>28298868

>>28299436
>I'm an old hippie
How old?
26yo here about to become a wizard

>>28301054
42, but I lost my Wizard eligibility back when G1 was on the air.

I'm still not the oldest horsefucker on this board.

>>28298868
Jesus, I'm glad I got lucky.

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>>28298868
Damn son

>>28298841
>One chance at life
>Be born a white American male
Feels damn good bruhs

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>>28298841
>Second chance at life
>Reincarnated as Derpy's panties
Damn it feels good to be a Hindu.

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>>28298868

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>>28298868

>>28298841
Reincarnation thread?

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>>28298868
FUCKING DESTROYED

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>>28298868
utterly fucking destroyed

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>>28298868
Oh my god