>Targets Acquired >Engage?

>>28293804
>rape

>>28293804
LIES! DERPY HAS A MUCH MORE DEVASTATING ASS THAN THAT! IT'S OBVIOUSLY A RUSE AND A TRAP!

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>>28293804

>>28293804
I can't decide whether to go for the cute petite Derpy butt of the clubsluts fuckpillow badonkadonk

>>28295174
Her tiny butt destroys mountains.
It is even more exciting then Luna's.

>>28295174
>>28295183
>Derpy
Who?

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>>28293804
>Be anon
>Be the class weirdo
>See them two
>Get cocky
>Spit in my hands and quickly pull hair back
>Approach them from behind by standing between them and kindly groping their hips
"Hiiiii, girls. Tell you what, follow me behind that bush and I'll make one of you scream and the other one see straight."

>>28295230
>yfw they ask which one you'll make scream

Women don't do brain teasers, cucklord.

>>28295671
>Derpy asks why would you make her scream
>Vinyl starts gesturing frantically

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>>28295176
epic meme ma dude
let me show you mine

>>28295213
Yeah I think they mean 'Muffins' lol

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>>28293804
Derpy too cute.

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>>28295777
fuck yes

>>28295213
>>28295758

Don't do this to me, anon

Don't hurt me like this

>>28293804
I
WILL
DESTROY
THAT
ASS

>>28293804
>me on the left

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I refuse to believe that clumsy grey with a heart of gold has a butt that small. Her pony counterpart that smash floors just by sitting, it's supposed to be steel.

>>28296044
...are you a grass patch?

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>>28296058
She's just hiding her destructive power.

>>28293804
Vinyls ass is outrageous!

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>>28296073
Most probably

>>28293804
DELET THIS

>>28295787
a cute

CUTE!

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>>28296115
her weakness is muffin

>>28293804
>Derpy's ass being stupidly small
Just another reason why EQG is shit.
Come on, Vinyl's ass it what Derpy's should at least be.

>>28295710
How young does one have to be to physically ATTACK someone over opinions?

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>>28295710
DUMB FROGPOSTER

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>>28296780
This is strangely arousing...

>>28295710
I like them only in human form... never watched the show actually

>>28296115
Now, THAT's a destructive posterior
>ywn gently hug her from behind, swiftly fix her gown and then whisper in her ear "you of course do know this means we'll have sex all night when we get back from our date, right?"

>>28295213
you mean ditzy, right?

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>>28298649

>>28298649
>after
>not banging the shit outta her as soon as possible

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>>28293804
Yes.

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With all these young girls spending the summer at camp...away from parental guidance & supervision...I hope the camp has a full-time Underwear Inspector.

Without Mom there to watch over them, some of these girls might be tempted to wear racy thong underwear, or even none at all. Obviously the camp has high standards of conduct and can not allow such ribald, unladylike behavior.

The Camp Underwear Inspector is responsible for conducting random spot checks of all the campers. Usually a girl is called aside, asked to turn around so the Inspector can make a quick check by pulling back her waist band, visually confirming that her panties are within regulations. If she is acceptable she is free to return to play.
Obviously thongs and lacy, slutty underwear are banned at camp...but the Inspector also checks for worn, dirty or otherwise unacceptable panties.

Girls found wearing unladylike undergarments are given the opportunity to return to their tent and change. This is their 'First Offense' warning. If the Inspector catches them in unacceptable panties again she is referred to Camp Supervisor Celestia or her assistant Luna for bare-bottom paddling.

Appeals:
Often a girl will plead that her underwear is not a thong, but has simply ridden up her crack during camp activities. At this time the Inspector is required to reach down into the girl's shorts and clear the 'wedgie' from her buttocks. If the girl was telling the truth she is free to go. If she was lying, and is indeed wearing a forbidden thong the spanking punishment is doubled and the girl loses her first-offense warning.

The position of Camp Underwear Inspector is currently vacant and we are accepting applications from qualified Anons.
Be aware, the girls will try to trick you. Many consider it a fun (albeit dangerous) game to flout Camp Regulations and attempt to wear unacceptable underwear...or none at all.

You must be diligent, Anon.

>>28296073
just like the horsefuckers on /mlp/
we are not ashamed of our strength, we must hide it lest we scare the common folk with our immense power

>>28298667
it's so sad that fedoras are not cool because of faggots and neckbeards

>>28296058
nice muffin tops!

>>28293804
>Red Alert
>Raise shields
>Arm photon ass slap
>Full volley spread

>>28293804
>Grab Derpy by the arm.
>Place her hand in Vinyls back pocket.
>Watch the chaos as the ditz tries to explain to the mute why she was grabbing her butt.

>>28299401
>stop laughing the moment Vinyl smirks, cops a feel of Derpy's boobs and gestures a "you+me=SOON"

>>28299437
>The adventures of Anon: the permavirgin matchmaker.

>>28299437
>You hear "Oi, that cheeky cunt is at it again!" in the background in a terribly done British accent.

>>28299437
>That was the last year anon saw both of them
>The cute ditz who seemed to have a thing for him and the curvy mute who never badmouthed him, not even once.
>They fell in love during that camping trip and decided to leave school and get married a couple months later.
>Anon spent the remaining years in school known as "the lesbian enabler"

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>>28293804
>Acknowledged
>Fire away

>>28298785
>>28296115

Rarely do pantyshots look cute rather than sexual

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>>28298785
I want the job.

>she is referred to Camp Supervisor Celestia or her assistant Luna for bare-bottom paddling.
But this is unacceptable.
If I catch an offender I want to spank her myself.
In my private cabin.

Mute Vinyl a shit, everyone knows it's because of VA disputes she didn't say anything

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>>28300977
Ok guys. I'll tell you....
I am vinyls real voice.
I know its hard to belive. But its true. I know you know that but you just refuse to belive.
Acctually Im just standing in the studio front of a michrophone and do nothing. They say Im fucking brilliant, but I dont want that much fame. I dont need that, you know. They offered me 73748 works up lately, but I just refused them, cause Im not a robot who can always just do stuff whenever they want it. I am a human being like everyone else.
Thx for loving my work. I have spent a lot of time with practicing. I will give everyone here his own Leafy video end giveaway, Im not joking. This is 100% legit. I will give everyone his own.
I also think Im a funny person. I also need attention. I also need (you)'s.
Buz the best you can do is ignore this reply and let this thread archive itself.
I would be so happy.

>>28300977
She's better off mute.

>>28302014
No, shut up

>>28302040
Just like Vinyl?

>>28302070
It's already confirmed that she can talk, but simply chooses not to most of the time

>>28302089
She has stinky breath then.

>>28302099
Hot

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>>28302099
>stinky breath
>with these perfect teeth

>>28302116
>dentures

>>28302116
She smokes a lot of weed and thinks if she talks, people will smell it on her breath.

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>>28302116
Haven't you seen those Ora Brush commercials on YouTube back in the day?

>>28295787
R.I.P. Derpy
No longer Derpy.

>>28293804
>Vinyl's butt
Bet she is the favorite slut in all the raves.

>>28303438
You can have a nice butt and not be a slut

>>28298534
kek

>>28303986
made me reply/10

>>28295787
What's wrong with her eyes?

>>28305589
I know right? Yellow irises are so uncommon.

>>28305589
Made of pure love, anon.