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>Last one
>>28203018
This time with more Appul hips.
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Top notch effort on that OP, OP.
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>>28272141
Applejack in pajamas makes my dick opal.
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>>28272185
Hips attract replies
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>he didn't put ravage
what a fag
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>>28272201
like these?
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>>28272225
I wasn't thinking...
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> new thread before the old one hit page seven
wew lad
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>>28272141
Hey. Hey guys. I did a pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/Rejz1xai
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>>28272141
>You will never have a lewd qt southern gf with a sexy accent.
>You will never cuddle with her sweaty toned body after she finished working on the farm after a long day.
>Applejack will never try to get you to do lewd things with her in front of her friends.
>"Come on sugarcube touch mah rear no one is looking."
>You will never stealth hotdog then fuck Applejack's ass using her onesie butt flap during Pinkie Pie's sleepover.
>You will never hear her cute southern accent voice whisper "Do it inside Sugarcube."
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>>28272226
>Pic related
>>28272260
Thanks senpai
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>>28272141
them breeding hips

unf
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>>28272260
>No nose
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>>28271707
>Twilight shrugs as she just grabs a bottle from the fridge and places it in front of Dash.
>“And you, mister guest of honor?”
>You smile playfully.
“A nice, tall glass of water such as yourself,” you say with some added finger guns.
>Twilight brushes a strand of her hair out of her face with a goofy grin.
>“Heh heh...I’ve heard that at least thirteen times now in Equestria at royal banquets, and I still don’t know what that means.”
“It’s a compliment. I’ll have a glass of water though. For real.”
>She nods with newfound knowledge.
>“I see…”
>She places a glass of water down.
>The next few minutes, Sunset and Applejack are asked for a drink.
>Sunset wanted an average beer, while Applejack wanted to try the cider from Equestria.
>But that’s not important.
>What is important is when Twilight asks Fluttershy for a drink.
>“C’mon Fluttershy, do it! You know you wanna,” teases Applejack.
>“N-now girls, I’m not really sure if I--”
>“Do it,” says Dash mischievously.
>“But what if I--?”
“You won’t, Fluttershy; not unless you fail to manage yourself.”
>...
>What?
>You’re a firm believer in trying new things, and Fluttershy is pretty introverted.
>Girl needs to spread her nonexistent wings a lil’, ya know?
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>>28272279
That fucking settles it. I need a separate Appul green.
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>>28272284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5anlucc5Ac
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>>28272279
>>28272374
Don't worry, as soon as I can find a place to get Aj and Anon alone, I'll start writing their lewd scene.

Whoever wants to write a separate Apple green as I'm making this, I don't mind. I'm not gonna decide who posts and who doesn't.
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>>28272281
Reminder that those hips helped birth Applebloom
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>>28272452
Stop.
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>>28272452
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>>28272452
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>>28272452
She's a virgin and you know it.
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>>28272452
Applejack is pure.
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>>28272452
i don't understand this meme
is this a reference to something?
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>>28272464
>>28272484
>>28272497
>>28272524
>>28272545
>>28272550
Search your feeling Anons, you know it to be true
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>>28272579
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>>28272575
It's not a meme
It's the truth
>>28272565
You don't have to be a Virgin to be pure
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>>28272141
...is that a VPL?
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>>28272575
Southerners, especially from the Appalachian and Ozark Mountains (where AJ's accent is from), are stereotyped as doing the incest. Thus, some people have headcanons that AJ and Big Mac are Apple Bloom's real parents. It's an old and boring maymay but it doesn't die.
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>>28272588
Dubs!

Applejack confirmed pure.
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>>28272590
In EQG Applejack is 17-18 and Applebloom is 14-15 so by your logic she gave birth to AB when AJ was 4 years old.
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>>28272616
It can happen
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>>28272606
I'm from northern Kentucky, which is pretty much like normal depending on the area you live at. No country accents or anything until you go past my hometown.

Of course I've traveled there many times on my way to visit family, but you have to really try to find those types of people.

I've seen more incestuous relationships in the city if anything.

Also, Applebloom would be the most retarded of the crusaders, when clearly she's played up to be the brains. If anything, Scoots is the less intelligent one, but you can thank the writers for that.
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>>28272652
Just because she's inbred doesn't mean she'd turn out stupid
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>>28272620
It's insanely unlikely.

Big mac would have been Six seven years old, kids that young doesn't have sex.
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>>28272681
Unless they're a Lannister
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>>28272452
But she's not from Africa, India or the middle east
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>>28272699
Big Mac isn't her cousin
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>>28272616
And Big Mac would have been 5. A male can't even have semen until they're 12 the earliest is 10. So no can't happen. And Applebloom's head would be small compared to other children her age.
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I forgot what we're doing here
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>>28272675
There's a reason we don't allow incest, Anon, and the fact your genetics get fucked up and make you more susceptible to disease is a big play in part of it.
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>>28272711
Dubs confirmed

Applemac fag on suicide watch
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>>28272141
>nohooves

>>28272735
that takes multiple generations of inbreeding
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>>28272735
>we
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>>28272754
>that takes multiple generations of inbreeding
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>>28272768
You realize this is the Apples we're talking about?
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>>28272760
Kissing cousins, man. Kissing cousins.

I'm kidding.
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>>28272774
why does that matter? fuck your headcanon
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Why was there a unicorn in the Apple family?
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>>28272699
Apparently Slovakia is an inbred hellhole, and much of western Europe is trying to become an inbred hellhole. Who knew?
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>>28272802
>cousins
Lame
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>>28272815
Because they have diverse genetics resulting from intermarriage with other families.
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>>28272815
Why did Ms. Cake give birth to both a unicorn and a pegasus?
Genetic variance, man.
Same ways a couple with brown eyes can have a blue-eyed kid
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>>28272652
I'm from Georgia, best Deep South, and the only inbred I've ever met had a Russian mother and purposely tried to lose her accent, so no, the stereotype is not true.

Unrelated, but she was also a massive cunt. If you ever meet a ferociously inbred half-Russian hippie with lips the size of bratwurst, rape her and tell her Anon sent you.
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>>28272284
>With the whole bar table’s eyes staring at her, she sighs in defeat, knowing her attempts will be futile.
>“O-okay...Just a little though! I don’t want to do anything...well…”
>“I’ll keep an eye on ya,” says Applejack, patting the girl’s shoulders assuringly.
>Twilight places a standard bottle of beer.
>It’s Rolling Rock.
>Fluttershy eyes the emerald bottle nervously, like if she opened it, an evil genie would happen to haunt her for years to come.
>Despite Applejack saying she’d watch how much the girl would drink, you decide to keep an extra eye on her, just for safe keeping.
>She seems embarrassed about a “last time” she tried to drink, a story you want to hear.
“So, Fluttershy, you said you have indeed tried drinking before?”
>Her face winces as her memories (or lack thereof) crawl up the back of her neck as a cringe.
>“I was trying to calm my nerves. I-it worked a bit too well.”
>You nod.
“I see. If it makes you feel any better, I’ll keep an eye on you too.”
>“Thanks...”
>With all drinks served, Twilight takes a seat with her cider.
>“So I guess we’re all good, right?”
“Yeah,” you say with a sip of water.
>“Good! So, Applejack? What do you think of the, well, other ‘you’s cider?”
>“Well hot damn! This here cider’s fantastic!” she yells happily, her face already turning red by the alcohol.
>The farmgirl is already tipsy at one gulp, but at least she’s not hammered...yet.
>Meanwhile, Twilight tries some from her own.
>She remains unaffected.
>Must be that whole “from Equestria” stuff.
>Rarity is fine too, yet grabs the bottle of wine and pours herself another glass.
>“So, Anon, how’s life?” asks Twilight.
>Her smile is cute and charming at the same time.
>It carries enough weight to show her personality, yet it’s obvious that the hidden charisma of this quaint bookworm could hold the attention of a whole nation.
>Must be why she’s a popular princess at her home.
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>>28272699
>cousin marriage is only occurring in ethnic or religious enclaves
>France, Britain and, Germany
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>>28272844
Because Mr Cake is a cuck and his wife is a hoe
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>>28272877
> underage drinking
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>>28272866
Well /that/ got dark
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>>28272877
>Rolling Rock
Your AVGN is showing
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>>28272815
the apple family is the McPoyle family of MLP
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>>28272141
Are we ever going to get an edit of AJ lifting up her boobs in that position?
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>>28272282

Guess you'll have to figure out someplace else to apply boops.
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>>28272579

>t. edgy faggot
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>>28272985
I didn't think I was being edgy
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>>28272995
But you were being a faggot.
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>>28272877
Oh man, drunk Fluttershy. Sounds pretty cute.
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>>28272935
And it wasn't when I did the video game fight between SS and RD?

>>28272907
Under aged sex? That's okay. Under aged drinking is where you cross the line though? Light-weight.

I don't even drink and never plan to
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>>28273033
For you
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>>28272877
>It's Fluttershy's turn
*snores*
(It's not that you're bad, it's just that she's really boring)
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>>28273068
The funny thing is it's not. And when it /is/ Shy's turn, you'll be surprised.

Remember, I said I'm doing Applejack next. I'm literally writing it right now.
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>>28273068
faaaaag
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>>28273131
I have Rare tastes
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>>28273160
I want to do uncouth things to her
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>>28273131
>>28273160
why not both
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>>28273131
>That ass will never be yours.
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>>28273264
Truly there is no point to life.
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>>28272877
>You laugh a little.
“My life’s fine. Done a bit of exercise, deliver pizzas...not much.”
>Pinkie tilts her head in confusion.
>“That’s all? Wow, didn’t you go to any events, travel to Europe, swim at the pool, or play games?”
“No, because I didn’t have much people to do it with.”
>“Not even your girlfriend?”
>Your face cracks into a ridiculous smile as you try not to burst out laughing.
“Sorry, but where the hell did you get /that/ idea from?”
>Pinkie does not see the amusement you do, and prods a bit further.
>“Wait, so you /don’t/ have a girlfriend?”
>You’re about to laugh some more and say ‘of course not’, but then you glance at Rainbow Dash.
>...
>Yeah, you don’t know if you’re in a relationship or not with her.
>Like, you both clearly enjoyed it, and you’d definitely do it again, but does this mean you and Rainbow are…
>You ponder for a short second.
>She seemed interested in your body and trying to get it through dominance, but once you turned the tables on her, things got more real.
>But no, you two never agreed on such a thing, and from the approach she made, you rightfully assume that you and her are not in a romantic relationship.
“No. No, I don’t have a girlfriend, yet. Sure as hell am looking for one though.”
>Now that statement, the ‘sure as hell’ one?
>That’s really true.
>But then again, what guy your age isn’t?
>Twilight also has trouble believing this.
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>>28273414
>but then again, what guy your age isn't?

Me you fuckboi, you trying to roast me SENPAI?
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>>28272141
Man that thumbnail gets me every time I see it in my peripheral vision.
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>>28272141
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>>28273414
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>>28273516
So you're not even a senior in high school yet?
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>>28273298
>You will never hear her soft whispering moans while you make slow and sweet love to Fluttershy while cuddling her during a cold winter night.
>She will never kiss your forehead and snuggle you in the afterglow with only a single blanket covering both of you in front of the fireplace.
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>>28273661
No I graduated high school, I'm 18, I'm assuming these kids are too
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>>28273667
I'm pretty sure that they're supposed to be rising seniors in this story.
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>>28273664
Fluttershy is for soft
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>>28273664
>>28273681
>implying she doesn't like it rough
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>>28273664
muh
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Idea for Ponk's lewd scene:

>She wants to give you a Banana Split Sundae
>She drizzles hot (but not burning hot) chocolate sauce on your "banana and peanuts"
>She puts two scoops of vanilla ice cream in her mouth, one in each cheek
>She gives you the hottest and coldest BJ in Canterlot's history, twisting her head to change her angle of attack, and to make sure to avoid giving spots on your dick frostbite
>Oh, what was that? You say I forgot about the whipped cream? Don't worry, that cums later
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>>28273667
No. They're rising Juniors.

If anyone wants to know the details behind certain things, but are not necessary to know, read below. It also explains why they're rising juniors.

The timeline for the EQG movies doesn't make sense. In the first film, it shows Sunset has won the crown for three years straight (implying they're seniors). The next year, fuckin' Dazzlings and shit happens. Then Friendshit gaymes.

I guess you can argue that the first two films take place in the same year, but several monthes apart from each other, but then the friendship games and Legend of the everfree just come along and make that more difficult.

So I say, fuck it. Shimmer was reformed when she was a Sophomore, and they all are rising Juniors.

As for when this story takes place? The summer after Rainbow Rocks. The girls' friendships have been rekindled and they're at their prime. I'm going to assume at least once every week and a half, our Twilight visits them to stay in contact (and to check up on Sunset...mainly because dat pussy).

Anon is not a loser in this story. He's just a guy. He knew the girls freshman year when they were friends briefly, saw 'em split up, and continued being friends with each of them on an individual level. Then Twilight and shit saved the school.

Contrary to my Spider-Shim story, this Anon is probably the most distant from Sunset of all. He only knew her as an enemy, stayed out of all that shit when Twi saved the school, was probably one of the students made into a zombie, so he feels somewhat intimidated by her. The fact Sunset played Rainbow on his behalf was Sunset trying to make an effort, albeit awkwardly.

#DEEPEST LORE LOLOZLO
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>>28273729
That comes later.
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>>28273773
Everytime someone brings up food for sexy times I'm terrified that they're just going to take a bite out of my junk
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>>28273664
That's lewd Anon.
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>>28272279
Fuck you Anon, you made me shiver in despair.
Because She isn't real.
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>>28273664
This is pretty comfy.
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>>28272774
Fucking cousin is almost safe. Fucking second cousins is as save as regular fucking. So with Apple family I see no problem here.

I know, because I am having a sexual relationship with my cousin, and her parents were second cousins.
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>>28273830
> implying anyone here has ever gotten laid or will ever get laid
Normies off my board
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>>28273805
what is wrong with you anon

are you saying youd just take a little bite of her clit if she put a cherry on it
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>>28273830
>cousin
>not sister
Step up your game
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>>28273838
It's an irrational fear, I know
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>>28273838
>are you saying youd just take a little bite of her clit if she put a cherry on it
Weeeeelllllll
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>>28273898
Nigger what the fuck is with the filter on that gif? That game looks shitty enough without your help.
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>>28273835
Except he's fucking his cousine and not some random stacey. He's abnormal enough
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>>28273898
>not eating clits
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How the fuck does lewd sleepover thread turned into incest discussions?

At least make a green of AJ x Applebloom
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>>28273987
And leave Mac in the dust?
No, all three of them
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>>28274013
big mac and granny green?
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>>28273987
>>28274013
>>28274044
Guys take it where it belongs>>28229990
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>>28274044
(you)
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>>28274063
>not having a lewd sleepover with your sister and her friends
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>>28274069
Now I just want green of a sister protecting her innocent brother from the perverted depredations of her best friends.

Not in an incesty way, just in a funny way.
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>>28274087
>not in an incesty way
>not wanting your sibling to make you their one and only
(You)
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>>28274087
sounds kinda cute and funny
his sister bluebeaning all her friends
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>>28274113
but who's sister would poor Anon be?
Twilight's? She already had one brother nobody else ever knew about, why not another, non-married one?
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>>28274130
Sunset.
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>>28274087
>>28274113
>>28274130
>>28274179
(You)
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>>28274194
cry about it
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>>28274213
(Youuuuuuu)
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>>28274137
Not enough skin
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>>28274417
And too much Flash.
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>"Ya sure ya wanna come along?"
>A simple nod does the trick.
>"Well, ya might wanna head back home and grab yer things for the night - let ya folks know, if'n they take kindly to the idea of ya'll staying over the night with a buncha young gals."
>Another nod with a smile.
>"Ah'll be waitin' for ya up on the porch once ya get there. Remember; it's eight-thirty and I ain't gonna be sittin' there in the cold fer too long, so ya best be on good time!"
>You wave back at her as you make your way home.

>It took a bit of explanation to your parents and working out the right gestures, but they felt you were mature enough to be around girls.
>Your mother still gave you a lecture on how to behave around them during a 'sleep-over' and to not do anything she wouldn't approve of unless it seemed absolutely like the right thing to do.

>Getting back to your room, you take a moment to relax, resting on your bed beside your window, looking towards the sun as it slowly made it's way along in the sky and towards the horizon.
>Being in the latter half of the year, nights would come quickly and last a lot longer, so you made sure to put on something warm to keep you nice and cozy.
>You had begun work on packing what you needed to take; a toothbrush, toothpaste, towels, flannels, soap, shampoo, conditioner, two sets of clothes, shoes and some cozy slippers.
>You'd grab food at the store along the way, so you didn't have to worry about packing for that.
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>It's been over two years since you joined Canterlot High.
>Getting adjusted to the setting was surprisingly easy as you were welcomed warmly to the school by students and teachers alike.
>However, your time at the school wasn't as frequent as you had liked it to be.
>You had a lot of appointments to see your specialist doctor who was in charge of examining and maintaining your steadily, improving condition, providing you with the help you needed to adjust to daily life.
>The visits themselves felt somewhat of a hindrance, but you understood the necessity behind them.
>Regardless of your condition, your life had been improving since you enrolled.
>You had people you could sign to.
>Not everyone would be able to understand your means of communication, but that was fine - it was to be expected.
>It'd be asking for too much to have everybody go through some mandatory class to teach them on the matter.
>Anyway, you always had your handy, miniature whiteboard and marker pens for those situations.

>Out of your close circle of friends, Applejack had taken the most time out of them all to spend time with you and learn your method of communication so she could understand you - even when things were hard to explain, which you felt you had to do a lot.
>You weren't overly familiar with her friends and really only got to spend time with them during lunch or if you were sitting in on them during music practice.
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>>28274224
CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
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>Now, you were gonna be spending the night with them.
>You couldn't help but feel the growing sense of worry and uncertainty.
>You didn't want to make them feel uncomfortable and you'd hoped that Applejack let them know in advance.
>Checking your phone, you take a look at recent status updates.
>Talking to others was easier on here, to be sure - but nothing was more unnerving than messaging another and communicating through words on a small screen.
>You much preferred being face-to-face with people.
>Looks like Rarity is showcasing what she'll be bringing later on, unabashedly, holding up what appears to be a rather revealing outfit to be sleeping in.
>'Another night with the girls!', she subtitles her post, followed by a plethora of likes and comments of a... routine nature.
>She was known to be a tease, but it didn't particularly phase you much.
>Your uncertainties, however, grew.
>Disregarding social networking babble, you make your way through your contacts list and spot that Applejack was currently online.
>Tapping on her name brought up the messaging service, wherein you sent off a simple question;
>'Is there anything in particular I need to bring besides the necessities?'
>This was the part you liked the least.

>Minutes go by of uncertainty before you get what appears to be a rather simple reply;
>'Bring swim trunks'
>' - AJ'
>Looking at the lit-up display in your darkening room, you ponder on that before quickly checking the time towards the top.
>19:53.
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>>28274874
>>Your mother still gave you a lecture on how to behave around them during a 'sleep-over' and to not do anything she wouldn't approve of unless it seemed absolutely like the right thing to do.
pff
locked in a room outnumbered by women she should be more worried about what theyd do to him
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>You had packed a pair of swim trunks with the rest and were quickly making pace towards Applejack's part of the town along the southern perimeter.
>You managed to make a stop along the way to purchase some snacks and a meal deal the store had going.

>It was getting close.
>20:23.
>The light of the display helped you see in the growing dark of the night.
>Upon reaching the familiar street, you could spot a light emenating from an even more familiar house.
>Just on the left and far along the path, there it was.
>Her house.
>Applejack was seated on the porch with a large, glass jar of fireflies lighting up the night right next to her.
>She was playing her bass, plucking gently as the quiet sound faintly filled the silence of the cold, night air.
>"Nice night out, isn't it?"
>With a nod, you approach as she tilts her head to her side, inidicating for you to take a seat.
>As you sit with the jar between the two of you, she continues to play.
>As you enjoy the music and time together, you look to her and focus as she plucks the notes before looking up to see her expression.
>She glances over at you with a smile.
>'What is this song?', you gesture.
>"Shine."

>It's turned eight-thirty and the two of you were still outside.
>Given how quiet it's been besides Applejack, you could only assume that the girls hadn't arrived yet and that she wanted you to be here early.
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>Something rather unexpected happens.
>A white, illuminated tour bus takes a turn around the nearby street corner and is heading your way.
>Towards the front of the bus, beside the driver, you spotted Rarity, waving madly at the two of you.
>Something tells you this wasn't just 'another night with the girls'.

>"Applejack, darling! You didn't say you'd be bringing a guest~!"
>"That's hoo-ey and you know it, Rares. Just gimme a second."
>With that, she opens the front door to her house and grabs what appears to be bags of her own.
>Guess you weren't staying here after all.
>"Sorry fer keepin' this quiet. Just thought I'd surprise ya. Ya'll still need the stuff you brought along since there is a sleepover - it jus' won't be at mah place."
>She grabs the jar of fireflies and opens the lid, setting them free.
>It makes for quite a sight.

>The two of you make your way over to the bus.
>"Welcome aboard, my lovelies, to Rarity's Spectacular Night Tour!"
>Surely enough, you could make out the very same thing printed along the outside - just barely in the dark.
>Rarity must've had a hand from her family with this.
>"We'll be picking up Twilight and Pinkie Pie along the way. Rainbow and Fluttershy will be meeting up with us at our first destination of the night."
>Rarity makes way, letting the two of you onboard.
>At the back of the bus is someone you had the least contact with amongst the group; Sunset.
>"Hey."
>"Howdy, Sunset."
>"She's been helping me to plan out tonight's events."
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>"Now that everything is settled, is everyone ready?"
>You, Applejack and Sunset are seated at the back of the bus, thumbs up in approval.
>"Then awaaaay we go~!"
>With Rarity tapping the shoulder of the driver, the bus begins it's journey.
>Soon, she's joined with the three of you at the back of the bus.
>It's rather spacious, to say the least.
>It's a bright, pink with the seating against the sides and back of the bus, leaving large space for the gangway.
>It's somewhat like a train carriage.here but it doesn't smell bad.

>You still had concerns and questions you felt needed to be addressed.
>You turn to Applejack and sign what you wished to say.
>"Alright, sugarcube. Well, since this would be your first night with us gals, we thought we could ease you in a lil' better and give ya the special treatment - so me and the girls put together a lil' something to make this night one to remember. First impression of sorts.
>You sign to her that you weren't particularly strangers with any of them before rapidly firing off gestures regarding how they even planned this if she only just asked you a couple of hours ago.
>Naturally, your message got all scrambled, but Applejack seemed to pick up on your concern.
>"Well, if'n ya didn't wanna come, our timetable's been pretty flexible, so we likely woulda just spent the night indoors, over at mine instead, but here you are!"
>You point over at Sunset, regarding her being with Rarity this whole time.
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>Rarity's the one to catch on this time and offers you an answer.
>"Funny thing is that she had a feeling you might say yes. I suppose that feeling rubbed off on me and once we got the confirmation from our darling Applejack here, all system 'were go', as it were."
>Amazing.
>So where were you going next?
>"After we pick up Twilight and Pinkie Pie, we will be heading over to... 'The Touch'!
>...
>"It's some fancy new club that opened up other side ah town. Haven't been down there mahself since I didn't think it was mah kinda scene, but ah suppose now's good a time as any to be curious."
>"It's pretty neat," Sunset chimes in, "Lots of space, a big dance floor, an upper balcony overlooking it and they serve some pretty good stuff there."
>You gesture regarding age restrictions.
>"Tonight should be alright. Rarity's dad knows the guy running the place and put in a word for us. We'll be getting our own area away from the public - we don't even need to worry about carrying around ID in there just so long as we don't go ordering any drinks. There'll be a snack bar up top we can help ourselves to."
>You approve with a thumbs up.
>Rarity leans over and opens a compartment just beneath one of the seats, revealing a cooler.
>"Let's just say we needn't worry about missing out on the fine tasting of tonight's fun."
>Is that even an expression?

Taking critique and suggestions.
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>>28272708
>he thinks muslims only cousin marry
lol

https://pickeringpost.com/story/the-cost-of-islamic-incest/1316
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>>28272452
>Reminder that those hips helped birth Applebloom
What did he mean by this?
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>>28274932
Shits good so far bruh, keep going
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>>28274925
> mute
> gestures
Does this faggot not know sign language or something?
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>>28274953
At least pretend to care whether your sources are reputable.

http://www.as.wvu.edu/~kgarbutt/QuantGen/Gen535Papers2/Inbreeding.htm
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>>28274932
I'm liking it
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>>28275114
>>You turn to Applejack and sign what you wished to say.

does this faggot not know how to read?
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>>28275259
Note:
>>28274874
>It took a bit of explanation to your parents and working out the right gestures, but they felt you were mature enough to be around girls.
>It took a bit of explanation to your parents and working out the right gestures
>working out the right gestures

And even if he does speak sign language, the girls wouldn't understand. It's not a game of charades. For instance, the sign for "friendship" is:
http://lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-signs/f/friend.htm

You couldn't figure that out by guessing.
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>>28274932
unexpected, but definitely not unwanted
please, continue!
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>>28273773
I woud really appreciate a sause
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>>28275308
> woud
> sause
> still spelling "appreciate" correctly

What the fuck are you?
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>>28275340
I think someone took his central nervous system
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>>28275352
>>28275340
>>28275308
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>>28275352
Sauce for the newfags.
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>>28274137
>that'll be $24.99, plus tip
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>>28275555
> tipping Flash Sentry
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>>28273414
>then again what goy your age isn't
>tfw I'm a senior in homeschool

JUST
UST
ST
T
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>>28275569
> homeschooled
Do you make your own soap out of goat byproducts and have six sisters who all look the same?
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>>28275543
It just occurred to me that OP will be back soon. I hope he delivers.
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>>28273773
How would she breathe?
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>>28275662
Through her nose, Anon.
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>>28275555
>Fucking wasted

Well done faggot.
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>>28275543
>.gif
I ain't clicking shit nigga
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>>28275739
I don't know why it's that format, actually. It's just a still image. I'll let you fuck my sister if I'm lying.
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>>28275569
Well I do have 5 siblings. I'm graduated now and took my classes at a community college last spring. I was too much of an artist who fits in here by then unfortunately.
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>>28275769
>>28275588
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>>28275555
>24.99
>for one pizza
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>tfw both of the writefags for this thread disappeared

NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>28273940
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>>28275159
>the Danish just make shit up
lol

http://jyllands-posten.dk/livsstil/familiesundhed/sundhed/ECE4116348/Flere-dodfodsler-blandt-indvandrere/

http://www.kristeligt-dagblad.dk/liv-sjæl/etniske-minoriteter-overrepræsenteret-i-retspsykiatrien

http://www.bt.dk/nyheder/indvandreres-indavl-koster-millioner

http://reproductive-health-journal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1742-4755-6-17

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC392897/?page=1

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-festival/8544359/Hay-Festival-2011-Professor-risks-political-storm-over-Muslim-inbreeding.html
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>>28275555
Just the tip?
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>>28272260
Goddamnit, I've Been Waiting to Get This Story On Pastebin.
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>>28276860
I don't think you're the real Homer
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>>28276537
You obviously didn't read my source. It was supporting your view, dumbshit. It was just written by a university instead of some edgy /pol/ack. Kill yourself and stay kill yourself.
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>>28276307
who dat
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>>28272141
It almost looks like Applejack is cupping her hands around her breasts.
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>>28276860
I already pastebinned it.

Also, if you are the real Homer, I have a proposition to make.
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>>28277059
Dat boi
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>>28277576
MOTHERFUCKER
WHERES THE GREEN MY NIGGA
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>>28277618
I'm tired. I spent all day writing and doing shit. There'll be more tomorrow.
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>>28277043
>A Danish psychologist is a /pol/ack
wew lad
Assravaged much?

Take your own advice
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>>28277633
okay
see ya tomorrow nigga
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>>28277576
And What Would This Proposition Be?
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>>28277931
email me at [email protected]
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>>28277931
If you're really Homer...
Why haven't you put out a new PTS, you bum
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>>28274932
Heeeeeyyyyyyy that's pretty good
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>>28278022
There Hasn't Been Any Good Content.
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>>28278044
>>28278022
And Besides, I'm Not Homer.
He Died Like 4 Weeks Ago.
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>>28274932
noice
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>21:52
>With everybody together, you and the girls are situated in the back room of The Touch, dining on snacks and watching a movie together.
>Though you did enjoy having the company, admittedly, it didn't particularly feel like a very fun night out.
>Apparently, you weren't doing your best to hide it, despite your inability to vocalize how you felt.
>Applejack offered to take you downstairs to join her on the dancefloor and although the music wasn't quite to your tastes, the two of you danced regardless.
>Between songs, Rainbow and Pinkie manage to find the two of you and join you in your shared company.
>"How's it going, you two?"
>You smile, albeit half-heartedly and do your best to get back in the groove as the next number kicks in.
>"Ah think we're doin' fine. Why don'tchya two join us!"
>"Sure thing! Pinkie?"
>"Yippee!"

>22:34
>The four of you have regrouped with the others in the back room as you begin to get ready to head back to the bus.
>"I think I'll pick which movie to watch next time." Twilight confidently states as Rarity sits in the corner, shaking like a leaf.
>"I-I just... didn't expect that to happen!"
>"There there, sugarcube. Come on now. We've still gotta night ahead of us and we need our leader to have her head on 'er shoulders, alright?"
>"A-Alright. I-I-I can just... drink it all away. Yes."
>Sunset raises her hand.
>"All in favour of banning Rarity from the liquor, say 'I'."
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>A resounding 'I' is spoken by the rest of the girls as you raise your clenched fist with your pinkie raised high.
>"Ohhhhhh..." Rarity whines in defeat.

>The rest of the night isn't quite as optimistic as it started until you reached your third and final destination together - Rarity's - to which she perks up for, before immediately deflating.
>"Ladies and Gentleman. I sincerely appologize for tonight's... inadequate service and consider this a monumental failure on my behalf."
>Immediately, the other girls are dissuading her from having such thoughts about herself, telling her that the night so far has been great and that they hadn't gotten around to the best part yet.
>At this moment in time you've opted to rest you head in the refridgerated compartment amongst some of the emptied bottles that the girls have been tapping in to.
>It was awfully hot in here in this stuffy bus.
>"Yes, yes, you're quite right, girls. The night is still young! Grab your bags everybody! We're heading in!"
>Lifting your head out of the compartment, you close it and lift yourself up, feeling slightly weak.
>"Hey! You want a shake?"
>Suddenly, Pinkie Pie appears, offering you what looks to be a fancy milkshake with cream on the top.
>"Be careful! It's VEEEEERY COLD, but it's sure to wake you up!"
>Having been handed it over, you press your lips to the straw and take a sip.
>You're immediately hit with a rushing sensation of energy as you suck up the freezing, delicious goodness.
>It worked!
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>Pinkie offered to carry your bags inside, leaving you only needing to carry around the milkshake.
>Rarity thanks the driver as she pays them for the night and wishes them well as they depart in their car back home.
>You expect that Rarity has plans for the morning as well.

>It's half-past midnight and as you enter the house alongside the others, lights illuminate the entrance hallway.
>"If you could hang up your coats here, that'd be lovely."
>You and the girls oblige, placing them on the fancy hooks on the wall.
>It certainly helped bring down that stuffy feeling you'd been having.
"Come along, girls! We'll be heading upstairs, so be sure to follow my lead."
>At this point, you didn't particularly care that she forgot about you.
>Formalities-schmoremalities.

>It was a fairly narrow stairwell for what you assumed would be a spacious house, but you supposed it would open up as you reached the top.
>Being at the back of the group had it's perks, seeing as you had an eyeful of Pinkie's rear on the way up.
>With her making her way upstairs, it's making you twitch downstairs.
>Some girls always seemed to have a certain sway to their steps that made this enticing.
>Your face collides with it as the upstairs climb comes to a halt.
>"Oh, drat."
>Mmmff-
>"What's the matter, Rarity?"
>"I seem to have misplaced the... uh..."
>You can't see it, having just backed away from Pinkie's cushioning butt, but Rarity is signing something herself.
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>"I've got them!", Pinkie says, raising one of the many bags in her grasp.
>"Oh, thank goodness. Alright then, come along now!"
>You continue up the stairs with that view ahead of you until you reach the top.
>A large, open room - almost the size of your house - is what awaits.
>Like the club, there's a balcony on the far end of the room with what appears to be a wine closet, a pool table, a seating area and a large TV.
>On the lower floor, to your left is a pool, reflecting moonlight from the large ceiling window above, expanding across the width of the room.
>To your right is another seating area with a table and an arrangement of book sitting to one side of a sofa.
>Beneath the balcony is what appears to be a quaint kitchen area, off to the far right, lit up in it's own cozy fashion.
>To it's left is what appears to be several rooms concealed by the wood-paneled, sliding doors.

>It appears that you're the only one taken aback by the scene.
>No, wait, Pinkie is pretty excited.
>"Oh, I always get SO EXCITED whenever we're here! Isn't this just GREAT!?"
>'This is mind-blowing', you sign to Applejack.
>She's been looking to you for a reaction and she doesn't appear to be disappointed.
>"Well, ah'm glad ya like it, sugarcube. So, what's next, Rarity?"
>"Just a moment, dear! Pinkie, could you come with me?"
>"OH! Right!"
>With that, Pinkie follows Rarity in to one of the rooms, placing most of the bags she'd been carrying just outside before sliding the door shut with a giggle.
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>'So, what now?', you gesture.
>"Feel free ta do whatchya want, really - just so long as ya don't break anythin'. Oh and ya probably want ta take yer shoes off in here."
>After doing so, placing them to the side of the narrow stairwell you came up from, you decide to take a better look at what was upstairs on the balcony floor whilst the others settled themselves in, doing the same with their shoes.
>The girls voices echoed around the room faintly as they chatted with one another as you took a look around.

>Having been reading some light novel that you found between the seat cushions of the sofa up here, you were distracted from it as a door opened from downstairs.
>You figure that whatever it is they were up to, they were ready, so you put the novel back where you found it and started making your way to the edge to look over.
>Pinkie is smiling and waving up at you as she and Rarity go by, pushing along a trolley of sorts.
>Rarity takes note and waves for you to come on down as the rest of the girls gather.
>"Since it your first night with us, we thought we could set up a surprise for you, dear."
>Reaching the bottom of the stairs, you make tentatively make your way over to the group, uncertain of what they had planned.
>"There's no need to be shy, darling. We don't bite."
>A few glances are aimed in Rarity's direction, but you take little notice.
>On top of the trolley is a platter, covered by a lid.
>"Go ahead, dear."
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>Reaching out to carefully to lift off the lid, you're pleasantly surprised to find a neatly folded set of clothes.
>Not just any clothes, mind you, but pajamas.
>"For tonight, you have your very own, custom-made set of PJs to wear!"
>'Wow! Thank you!', you gesture to Rarity.
>No one really needs to figure out what you meant through sign language, since your expression works well enough.
>Lifting your new PJs up, you feel their wonderful, silky textures against your fingers.
>On the back of the top is your name, embroidered in a fancy signature.
>Now carrying them in one arm, you offer Rarity a hug of thanks with the other which she takes to happily.
>"You're welcome, deary. I sure do hope I'm making up for such a mediocre night."
>You smile at her as you seperate and let her know she's done well with a thumbs up gesture.
>"Alright then. Girls, have you decided which rooms you'd like to take?"
>Rainbow is first to speak up, patting Fluttershy on the back with a thud.
>"I'll be taking the room on the left with Fluttershy."
>Fluttershy just nods, timidly.
>"Sunset?", Twilight asks, looking to the ketchup-and-mustard-haired girl.
>"Yeah, I guess we'll take room number two."
>You look towards the rooms, determining where you'd likely end up.
>There were four of them and from what you could tell, Rarity would most likely be taking the one on the end.
>"Say, sugarcube, ya wanna share a room?"
>Applejack's voice draws your attention.
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>"Ohhh, but I wanted to share a room with him!", Pinkie whines.
>"Now, now there Pinkie. Ah'm just sayin' that if he has any problems during the night, ah'll be sure to understand what's goin' on."
>"Oh come on! I'm great at sign language!"
>Pinkie gestures to you... something.
>Something about donuts.
>"Applejack's right, Pinkie, dear."
>Pinkie just frowns herself to the floor as the rest of the group, save for you and Applejack, make their way to their respective rooms to get themselves set up.
>"Can I at least stay with you two until I'm sleepy?"
>"Sure can, Pinks. Just don't make Rarity feel too lonely now."

>01:20
>You've taken bottom bunk of this double bunk bed whilst Applejack takes top.
>Wasn't quite time to go to sleep yet, but you felt the need to get further adjusted to your surroundings.
>Pinkie was resting on her legs at the end of your bunk, telling you about some of the other times the girls got together for sleepovers here.
>About how Rainbow got tossed in to the pool this one time or how Sunset managed to completely dominate Twilight in a game OF pool another.

>Soon enough, it was time for you to wash yourself and brush your teeth.
>As you gathered what you needed, Rarity snuck her head inside and gestured you over as Pinkie was busy talking to Applejack up top.
>With things in hand, you make your way over to Rarity and close the door gently behind you.
>"Bathroom's this way," she whispers, "follow me."
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>>28272141
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>Towards the stairwell, there was a door you hadn't spotted to the right.
>Rarity opens the door and guides you in.
>You hear a shower running in the distance.
>"Rainbow, are you almost done in there? Fluttershy will be wanting a turn soon."
>"Yeah, yeah, sure thing. Just gimme a sec!"
>You shoot a concerned glance over at Rarity to find her looking smug and devious.
>There wasn't much point in trying to communicate through sign, so you just tap her on the shoulder.
>She turns to face you, pressing a finger to her lips, turning her eyes to face down the hall.
>She grabs you by the wrist and pulls you along, before reaching a glass door.
>Opening it, the two of you enter the bathroom proper.
>It was very spacious with a large jacuzzi taking up the right side of the room and to the left, just around the corner, is what you'd assume to be the shower.
>Rarity doesn't take you any further and just waits, keeping a firm grip on you to make sure you didn't try to run off.
>The sound of the shower shuts off and is followed up by the squeezing of hair shedding water.
>"Alright! I'm done!"
>The shower door opens and the wet, nude figure of one Rainbow Dash comes waltzing out.
>Mid-step, she freezes as she notices the two of you, back-pedalling in to the shower as Rarity chuckles at her reaction.
>"RARITY! THAT'S-NOT-FUNNY-AT-ALL!"
>Rarity's laughter continues, letting go of you as she grabs a towel from the rack on the wall and turns the corner.
>"GIMME THAT!"
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>You hear the shower door open partially followed by the sound of the towel being yanked from Rarity's grasp.
>"YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS!"
>"Oh come now, darling. You've done so much worse to dear Fluttershy. I simply felt it was time for some comeuppance!"
>"Just- Just tell him to get outta here first!"
>"NNNNNNope!", Rarity immitates the familiar voice of Applejack's older brother.
>"COME ONNNNN!"
>"You aren't leaving that booth unless he's here."
>You can see the hole being burned in to Rarity's face by the glare you're not there to see.
>"No. Way."
>"Well, if you aren't going to come out, I guess we'll both join you instead!"
>"Huh-wha?!"
>Just like that, Rarity starts stripping down in front of you, stuffing clothes in to a wash basket, leaving just her undergarments on.
>"Come along now, off with the clothes!"
>This was getting far too much for you.
>"Alright, alright! Fine! I'm coming out!"
>With a towel wrapped around her form, Rainbow hurried rushes out of the shower, around the corner and past the two of you, out of the room.
>"I'll get you for this!", her voice fades as she makes her way down the hall.
>Now it was just the two of you, left alone.
>"Huh. Well, would you care for a shower or would you like to try out the jacuzzi?"

Will be back later.
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>>28274874
Mfw this story could legitimately be about a male vinyl scratch.
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>>28279602
>inb4 ban
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>>28279602
>Pinkie will never be your lewd gf that wants you to fuck her butt in the pool in front of her friends.
>Her said friends will never encourage you to it.
"Come on, Nonny don't be a party pooper just put it in my pooper.
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>>28279665
Come on! You can do better.
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>>28279678
Well fine, here
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11099406
Just got back from swimming. If you suspect you know who I am by now, you're probably correct.

>>28279602
>>28279665
>>28279692
mah nigga
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>>28279634
L-lewd.
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>>28279665
>You will never fuck her tits while AJ tells you sweet nothings.
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>>28279261
about the same odds of it being anyone who can't speak
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Gonna wait until there are enough votes on >>28279712 before I start typing away. Also helps gauge interest in the story so far.
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>>28272141
I want Appul to sit on my lap and squirm around like a noob while playing vidya.
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>>28279712
I choose all four
Also, have another
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>>28279712
I choose all four
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>>28279749
>Trixie will never "Bump" you with her hips
>Twilight will never "trip" and land you.
>Starlight will never accidently "graze" your crouch.
>Sunset's chest will never against your back.
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>>28279860
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
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>>28279897
Anon, stop.
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>>28279897
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>>28279897
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>>28279665
FUCKING NICE
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>>28279860
>You will never sit down right next to Starlight after snorkeling with Sunset.
>Sunset kept on trying to push you down close to her crouch for some reason.
>Starlight is supposedly from the same place Twilight and Sunset is.
>Starlight starts small talk on how she and Twilight don't wear clothes where she lives.
>She places a hand on your thigh and moves south.
>You feel your lower body warm up as she goes down more.
>Her soft nimble hand grabs your newly hard member.
>"Hey, Twilight you're right it does feel different then the ones from home! It feels kinda weird and misshapen.
>Wat
>"They do! But they last longer~"
>"Really?"
>"Give it a shot~ after all you're my student and you are here to learn new things."
>Her hand starts to move up and down slowly against your shaft.
>"You like that?"
>You shudder in response.
>"Yeah, you are right Twilight they do last a lot longer" she says while stroking you.
>"That isn't the only thing new here~ Trixie would you mind if you play with Starlight's new assets?"
>Trixie wrapped her hands around Starlight's chest.
>"Trixie wanted to do this with Starlight for a long time."
>Starlight's hand goes faster on your member as Trixie licks her neck and plays with her ample breasts.
>Starlight lets out a throaty moan as one Trixie's hands reach down and plays with her clit.
>After 15 minutes you start to feel the familiar pressure in your stomach and tell Starlight your close.
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>>28280193
>Starlight stops and tells you to sit up on the pavement then goes to your left
>Trixie ceases playing with Starlight and goes to your right.
>Starlight then puts your head in her mouth while Trixie starts licking your shaft with her expert tongue.
>You start to hear two moans and turn to your right to see Twilight and Sunset using a double headed horse dildo smacking each other's asses on opposite ends.
>You grab Trixie's left tit on your right hand and grab Starlight's with the other.
>Earning you a moan from both of them.
>You turn to your right again and see Twilight panting like a dog with her tongue out she let's out a loud and deep moan as she cums covering her side of the dildo and some of Sunset's lower legs in her juices.
>Sunset cums as well after seeing Twilight collapses on her.
>Seeing that and two hot girls working on your cock was too much.
>You take your cock out Starlight's mouth and cum on both Trixie's and Starlight's faces.
>Covering Trixie's chin which slides down her breasts.
>Starlight's face is covered with most of your cum above and below her nose.
>Trixie then cups Starlight's chin and starts licking your cum over face then starts kissing her swapping the cum into her mouth.
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>You still feel awfully nervous about this situation, so you opt to cover your eyes as a means to sign to Rarity how you're feeling on the matter.
>The response you get is an approaching patter of footsteps before having your hands delicately pulled down from in front of your face.
>Rarity is offering you a sincere smile.
>"There's no need for your concern for you are my guest. Please, do not feel uncomfortable around me."
>She stands to your side, hugging your arm and resting her head against your shoulder.
>She fans her left arm out across the room.
>"Do feel free to choose. I shall keep you company."
>It doesn't help much to calm your nerves so you decide the best bet would be to try out the jacuzzi.
>It had been a long time since you had been in one, so you could take solace in that you were trying something you weren't frequently accustomed to.
>You point at the jacuzzi.
>"Very well then."
>With your decision made, she moves towards a switch on the wall and presses it, leaving you to watch as the jacuzzi fills up with bubbling, hot water.
>"Would you like for me to look the other way, darling?"
>You politely nod and watch as she turns around so you could focus on disrobing after putting down your bathroom essentials.
>What you hadn't noticed was Rarity unbuckling her brastrap, letting her bra fall to the floor before giving it a light kick towards the wash basket.
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>>28279220
OH MY
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>The sound caught your attention and as you looked back up at her, she was bending forward, using the tiled wall for support, her sizable, left breast out on display as she unhooked her garters, peeled off her stockings and sliding down her underwear, past her legs and flicking each article one by one in to the wash basket with her silky-smooth legs.
>She caught you.
>You found her focus locked on to your eyes; her big, deep blues locked on to your own as a smile formed on her face.
>She stood up straight once more and turned to face you, hands on her hips in the nude as you were left in just socks and boxers.
>"Well? How do you like it?"
>You soak in the view and face the desperate internal struggle that any young man in your position would have to face if they were you right now.
>One glance from her looking down at your boxers was enough to inform her exactly what she needed to know.
>Slowly eyeing you from bottom to top, she approves of what she sees and curls her index finger seductively at you, signalling for you to join her as she turns around, taking a slow step in to the filling jacuzzi.
>Once she's settled in, you watch as the hot bubbles form around her.
>She had her arms spread across the back of the jacuzzi and her breasts raised just above the water.
>Having taken off your socks but not your boxers, you tentatively make your approach towards the tub.
>You try your best to look away and focus your attention on the ceiling light.
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>Despite your shyness, your lower half wasn't doing you any favours.
>You hear movement from the tub and you glance back down to find Rarity crouching down towards where you stood, just outside of the jacuzzi, biting her lower lip.
>Raising herself slightly out of the water, she grabs the strings of your boxers and starts playing with them like a tug of war between her two hands, looking up at you deviously with a flirtatious grin.
>She's soon to however change her stance as she leans in and bites the hem of your boxers, pulling them down one bit at a time.
>Slowly, her prize came in to view and as it did, she pressed her face closer and closer in to your crotch as more and more of it got exposed.
>Once your member was fully exposed and the rest of your boxers fell down to the floor below, Rarity pressed her face against your scrotum, inhaling a deep breath of your scent.
>It was chilling, sending a shiver down your spine that made you twitch.
>She raised her head so her nose ran up the length of your member before she reached level where her lips met the head.
>With that, she gave it a light flick of her tongue and a kiss before leaning back with a splash in to the jacuzzi, giggling like some mischevous little girl, backing away to her side and settling in once more.
>You joined her shortly after, keeping to your side, to which she wasn't all too pleased about, patting the space next to her to coax you over.
>You shuffle over - still uncertain - before you feel her hand on your wrist once more, pulling you in close.
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>>28279897
where is my clitorectomy art motherfucker
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>With you seated right next to her, she's leans in to you, cuddling your arm and rubbing her head in to your shoulder, smiling and giggling excitedly like she's been waiting for something like this to happen.
>"So, how does it feel?"
>In your state, your not sure what to say and naturally keep your lips pursed, opting to look off to the side.
>Her large breasts encase your arm in her hold and you feel the inner sides rubbing up against you; up and down.
>Despite yourself, you're working up a sweat.
>"The jacuzzi~?", she says, noticing your expression.
>All you feel you can do is nod.
>"And my... breasts?"
>Your head subconciously begins to go in to overdrive as you nod yourself silly.
>Before you could get too dizzy, you hear a sound coming from the hall leading to the bathroom.
>Footsteps.
>The two of you look at one another.
>You didn't have anywhere to hide without being noticed and before Rarity could make a suggestion, whoever it was approaching had made it to the door.
>"Rarity! I'm ready for our- OH!"
>In front of the two of you was the timid Fluttershy, wearing a tight-fitting evening gown.
>In one arm, she carried a basket, which was promptly dropped upon her discovery of you two whilst the other was soon joined with it's pair around her mouth in surprise.
>"Oh my."
>With a notable tone of nervousness, Rarity speaks up to fill the awkward silence.
>"F-Fluttershy, darling? Would you care to... join us?"
>"Oh! Um... s-sure. I-If it's alright with the two of you?"
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>You feel Rarity's right hand against the back of your head, forcing another nod out of you.
>"Yes, darling. Yes it is. Absolutely."
>Guess she didn't want to take any chances of scaring off her friend.
>Yet, this was very awkward.
>Although, taking another look at Fluttershy you can really start to notice more of her form.
>Fluttershy, to your surprise, decided to just raise her arms and take off her gown altogether, leaving-
>She wasn't wearing anything underneath.
>You were not going to be physically capable of surviving the night.
>She was what you'd consider very thick and she did a hell of a job at hiding it at every other point in time.
>With the tip of her toe, she tests the water before joining the two of you in the jacuzzi.
>"It's nice."
>Yes.
>Yes indeed it was.
>She sighed a sigh of relief as the two of you watched her breasts float upon the surface of the water.
>You were now left unsure if she caught on to the mood of things and she seemed to be taking it extraordinarily well.
>The two girls seemed to glance at one another and then at you every now and then as the awkwardness only continued to build.
>You felt a familiar jolt run through you as you could feel Rarity running her hand against your inner thigh, getting dangerously close to your goods.
>She doesn't seem to stop there though as she goes all in, grasping a hold of your dick and giving it a squeeze, which draws Fluttershy's gaze before it shifts over to Rarity.
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>You watch as slowly, but surely, Fluttershy spreads her legs beneath the water and reaches one out towards you.
>Given the sight, it only makes things much harder for you.
>As Rarity begins to pump softly with your dick in her hand, the sensation is soon met with Fluttershy's toes flicking around and rubbing across your ballsack, playfully getting a feel for your lower area.
>Rarity eventually withdraws her hand, letting Fluttershy move her foot up to run your length between her toes, wrapping her foot around you, teasing you.
>She's smiling now too, looking at you with a similar seductive grin to Rarity's.
>She looks over to Rarity and asks her with a pleading look, "C-Can I?"
>"Of course, dear. You'll be first, just so you know."
>With that, Fluttershy withdraws her leg and moves herself forwards towards you.
>"C-Could you stand up, please?"
>You grant her request and get up on your feet so your junk is out of the water.
>Just like Rarity before her, she takes a deep whiff of your scent, but unlike her, she cradles your balls on top of her nose, nuzzling in to you, rocking from side to side.
>Leaning back to get a better view of your full length, her eyes twinkle as her tongue hangs out in need.
>In one, full motion; she raises her head, opens her mouth wide and downs your entire length - down to the base, rubbing her throat walls against your dick and sucking in what air she could to squeeze at it, nuzzling herself against your crotch desperate for more.

How is it?
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>>28280656
Pretty fucking good man.
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>>28280666
Satan has spoken.
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>>28280193
>>28280278
Holy f- fuck
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>>28280732
L-lewd.
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My computer broke for the third time this summer under the exact same circumstances. I'm afraid I'm going to have to write from my IPad now, so forgive any misspellings and auto-corrects when I post tonight.
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>>28279897
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boop
https://derpibooru.org/573810
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>>28280987
All is fine, please do hurry. The boys will get restless soon
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>>28281212
If Beans doesn't deliver soon, I'm gonna start swinging
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>>28281248
CARL, HIT CARL FIRST.
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>>28281278
My mother
Told me
To pick
The very
Best
One
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>>28280656
wew lad
theyre all sluts
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>>28281248
>>28281278
I think it's going to be the guy that he pointed to 3rd
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It seems beans has yet to deliver
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For whatever reason, I've spent the past three hours straight working out the layoutof Rarity's place. I just wanted a break from the writing and this home design stuff gets really absorbing.
Well, at least now you can get an idea of what the place looks like. And yes, those beds are actually very big.
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>>28272260
I love your story writefag only there's one logical problem with it

Pizza is just so... cheesy
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>>28282274
I like your style. Quick question though, how'd you illustrate that? My layout was kinda shittily down in MS Paint.
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>>28275662
>letting her breathe
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>>28282516
>My layout was kinda shittily down in MS Paint.
What layout?
Also, paintdotnet.

I'll probably continue writing tomorrow - may do some pre-writing before going to sleep.
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>>28282883
On last thread, I mapped out the basement of which my story takes place, and labeled what was in it.
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>You will never be a lonely desperado
>Sheriff Aj will never teach you a lesson for being a bad boy
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>>28283293
>you didn't even do anything
>she just wanted to make a public example of her love, to chase off the other girls interest in you
>the others just take it as a challenge
>you spend far too much time in the stockade
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http://pastebin.com/fZrLivfg

Don't have time to post it, but this is one of the few I have saved that involve sleepovers.
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>>28283286
You did? Did you post it cus I ain't seen no layout from you
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>>28283293
>>28283351
>Ashleigh will never sing Desperado to you
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>>28283557
I'll try and find the link.

>>28282365
I literally made this pizza for you and me right now. You get the shitty half with all the vegetables because I put more cheese on my side
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>>28272279
>>You will never stealth hotdog then fuck Applejack's ass using her onesie butt flap during Pinkie Pie's sleepover.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
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>>28273414
>“Really? Anon, I may be a young adult pony princess back on my world, but that doesn’t mean my brain changes during the cross to this realm. I can tell a young boy who’s good looking when I see one, and they usually have girlfriends.”
“Yeah, well, I’ve mostly been delivering pizzas this summer, so not much time to chat it up with the ladies.”
>“Oh, don’t be so pessimistic, Anon! Look where delivering pizzas has gotten you this evening,” says Rarity, already done with her second glass of wine.
“Yeah, it got me fired because Twilight doesn’t want to give me twelve fifty.”
>“Oh, c’mon, you know you wanted to come stay with us. And trust me, if Twilight knew you wanted to, then you wanted to,” says Sunset, draping an arm around Twi.
>“Uh, yeah! T-that’s right!”
>Ok, weird…
“Ok, fine...I did. And, uh, it is nice to see you all again after such a boring summer. Wish I’d get a job that’d let me have time to see you guys more.”
>“Anon, ya ever thought about workin’ at the farm?” asks Applejack, her words slightly slurring. “I’m askin’ ya ‘cause you got all of what I need: muscle, smarts, and a good ‘tude to go along with it.”
>...
>Shit, that’s actually not a bad idea.
“Um, really? I’d love to, but I’d need a bit more insight on it I think. Like, what would I do, how much would you pay and, well, other things?”
>Applejack leans against her arm as she rests her elbow on the bar.
>She eyes you up with a sly grin and rosy cheeks.
>“I think we can work somethin’ out. I mean, ya really have no reason to say no, do ya? Think about it: ya get to keep your muscles growin’ stronger, the girls and I are often there doing this and that, you’ll get some help with me and Big Mac…”
>She taps her chin in thought.
>“Could prolly have ya babysittin’ Bloom, too now that I think about it.”
>“Ugh, why’re we talking about this right here? This is boring!” groans Rainbow Dash.
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>>28284601
Tomorrow afternoon I should have a lot more. Been prewriting mostly today.
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>>28284601
noice
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>>28280656
You should really start linking your previous post.
With everyone's green spilling everywhere, it can be really tough to keep track of everything.
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>>28272141
All my unfs
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>>28274908
>'What is this song?', you gesture.
>"Shine."
this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k
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>>28284601
>Drunk Applejack
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>>28277059
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_3_(Final_Sequence)
>Back in the Warden's office, Bill receives a mysterious package. After Dwight asks what it contains, Bill reveals that it is a jar of specially imported, dried African clitorises which he eats "for strength."
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>>28286007
That's kinda hot.

Clit jerky.
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>>28286007
>>28286022
... WELL. I feel physically ill.
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>>28286131
>not enjoying a delicious and nutritious handful of clitjerky
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>>28280193
>>She places a hand on your thigh and moves south.
>>You feel your lower body warm up as she goes down more.
>>Her soft nimble hand grabs your newly hard member.
>Starts at thigh
>Moves lower towards feet
>Finds a dick to play with
Ah, yes... I also remember the first time I got a hand job on my knee-dick
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>>28283797
Beams, I want your hot pizza in my mouth
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>>28286007
But were they seasoned? Or just plain?
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Who is the new writefag? Google give me nothing.
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>>28286542
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>>28286567
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>>28286292
Maybe his dick is just THAT long
Pic Unrelated
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>>28284813
>Ctrl+F
>!Xa6qwUNIBU
Wasn't that hard.
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>>28272279
>onsie buttflap

Don't glorify it with hilarious baby language. It's a poop hatch
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>>28272735
You don't immediately produce a human/seal hybrid when you impregnate a blood relative. Your kid is a cesspool of negative recessive traits, however, that will compound in the womb of the next family member that they fuck. Like a lottery where the odds increase exponentially as you play. It's exciting, really!
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>>28272815
Miss Orange so fine
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>>28273794
There are secondary schools that include grades 6 through 12, or variances other than 9 through 12. CHS appears to be one of these. That the CMC appear to attend the same school is evidence of this. The rabbit hole doesn't go very deep of course. It's a home-release film for little girls, after all.
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>>28287772
Here in 'STRAYA most of our secondary schools go from 7-12
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>>28288566
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>>28289251
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Sorry folks.
Got a busy week ahead.
Can't guarantee anything but I'll try to pop in when I can.
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>>28285939
Not drunk, tipsy. She's still sound in mind,mount a little silly.
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>>28290187
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>>28272141
Thats one edit away from AJ fondling herself.
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>>28284601
>Deciding to be a bit light on Dash for utterly losing against Sunset earlier, you decide to back her up in a non offensive manner to either of them.
“Yeah, Rainbow’s right; I’d love to talk about this later though.”
>“Well, we can always find someplace private to talk, eh?”
>You look at the rest of the group.
“You all don’t mind if I discuss this with her, right gang?”
>They all nonchalantly shrug.
>“Meh, the least I can do is let Applejack sort out a new job for you. Especially because I can’t pay that twelve fifty...”
>“Yeah, but, uh, we’re gonna need somewhere private to talk. Ya got such a place, Twi?”
>“Why so private?”
>You were about to ask the same thing.
>Applejack waves a hand like it’s no big deal.
>“Us Apples wanna here want a potential helpin’ hand says on his own, and havin’ others around might change his opinion.”
>Ok, now that’s reasonable enough.
“I’m okay with that. Anywhere we can go?”
>Twilight’s chews her bottom lip in thought.
>“Um, upstairs, yeah, but do you really wanna go up there with the tornado?”
>Applejack does not look deterred, and just waves her hand dismissively.
>“Oh, sugar, if worse comes to worse, we’ll go to the bathroom. Ya know what they say ‘bout hangin’ onto them pipes, don’tcha?”
>Twilight makes a puzzled grimace.
>“Well, alright...don’t take too long though.”
>Applejack winks.
>“We’ll be just fine, sugar.”
>You proceed to the stairs.
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>>28290419
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>>28290419
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>>28290419
This time we better get our dick wet.

Not just foreplay.
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>>28290419
HERE COME THE HIPS
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>>28290741
>dat pic
goddamn
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>>28290419
Will we be getting more today, beans?
Great green by the way
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>>28291578
I just found my sister nearly got pregnant and never told me.

Then she proceeded to call me Anon on the phone.

I-I think I need to think for a minute before posting much more...
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>>28291908
Jesus fuck, Beans
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>>28291908
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>>28291984
>>28292007
Being a Beans is hard
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>>28291908
man I'm following THAT thread too
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>>28292084
No, it wasn't me who slept with her, it was somebody else. I don't do that.

I misinterpreted it on the phone,mans she called me Anon.

Was quite a scare.
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>>28292176
wat
like
your name or she LITERALLY called you anon?
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>>28292185
Literally Anon. Not my name, she said Anon, as in Anonymous.

I'm confused.
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>>28292195
wait
that doesn't
does she visit 4chan, does she know about the shit you write, like what the fuck beans
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>>28292195
That's hot
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>>28292212
She knows about the shit I write, but she never ever called me out of nowhere, starts saying that her ex boyfriends condom broke last Christmas, but she took the morning after pill.

She then said bye bye Anon, and hung up.
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>>28292265
wut
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>>28292265
nigga
what the fuck is up with your life beans
like
who tells their brother about that shit, i don't understand
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>>28292265
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>>28291908
I dunno if I should laugh or cry, that shit must suck
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>>28290419
---Later

>You’ve arrived up the stairs into the kitchen, and you can see out the window how absolutely insane the weather is.
>You had to help Applejack a little thanks to her tipsiness, but at least she knew your intentions were good.
>She’s barely had any of the cider from Twilight’s world, but it must’ve had a strong fucking kick to it.
>Almost as much as the thunder, lightning, and wind outside.
>Saying it was a dark and stormy night would basically be calling a tadpole a shark.
>This night outside of your house was like a battlefield, pockets of thunder clapping through the sky, illuminating under some of the pitch black clouds with each surge of lightning.
>You wanted to get away from the windows.
“So, uh, where’re we going to talk?”
>“Livin’ room.”
>Ah, of course.
>The living room is right next to the kitchen, and is quite cozy looking, not to mention large.
>Two leather couches, a fireplace, a tv, carpet, you get the idea.
>It’s pretty typical.
>You take a seat on one of the couches, expecting her to sit on the one adjacent to you.
>Surprisingly, she doesn’t.
>Instead, she seats herself right next to you on the very same piece of furniture.
>Your shoulders are barely even a foot apart from the other.
>“Time to start talkin’; what’d ya’ll do when we were gettin’ ya clothes?”
>Oh shit.
>She knows.
>How does she know?
>Okay, wait, ask her something first.
“Weren’t we going to talk about me getting a potential job?”
>Applejack smiles knowingly.
>“You’re cute when ya try and act all innocent and such, ya know that?”
>You ignore the comment with a blush.
“How’d you know...?”
>With a tip of her stetson, her emerald eyes shoot a message to you, the message that says: “You think I’m stupid or something?”
>You gulp.
“Okay, yeah, we kinda did. What’s it matter to you anyways?”
>How’d you know?”
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>>28292700
> calling a tadpole a shark
I think you meant the other way around :P
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>>28290741
THICC
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9 again
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Penis
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>>28292700
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>>28292700
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>>28292700
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>>28292700
>Applejack chuckles in a silly manner with a lazy eye roll.
>“S’kinda obvious that somethin’...somethin’...uh...”
>It hurts to watch the gears in her head fail to turn.
>“Riled ‘er. Y-yeah, that's it. Now seein’ as how I know Dash’s a bit of a braggart, I'm guessin’ she thought she could handle ya if she had enough confidence, and then ya damn blow her mind and switch it up a little. Then, to make it even better, she loses a game. That there is two times her ego failed her, and she's prolly feelin’ conflicted since she enjoyed being the big cheese when you all were going at it.”
>She tips her hat.
>“That’s what happened, dinnit?”
>You’re shocked.
>The hell did she do that?
>Like, she didn't even say ‘Apple’ once and told you how she's deduced the act you and Dash did.
>You stare in both terror and awe.
“Ok...how and why?”
>She shrugs in her blue footy-pajamas.
>“I read people. S’what I do.”
>With that, she starts approaching you one the cushions of the couch, crawling on them like a cat.
>“And you know why…”
“...You for real? You want to make out, play with our parts, and the only reason is because Rainbow Dash was blown away?”
>She places her hat awkwardly atop your head.
>“Got a problem with that cowboy?”
“Well, yeah, I mean, no, there was just a little bit more of something when Dash and I…”
>“Anon, I'm horny and I'm gettin’ perdy impatient. You wanna do this or not?”
>You look into her glazed eyes.
>They’re intense, but lack any other connection.
>...But they were beautiful, and you’d kill for a chance like this.
>And deep down, you know you want it.
>You smile eagerly, your eyes deciding that if no spark were to form on its own, you'd have to make it yourself.
“Alright, get on my lap,” you say, your voice becoming lower.
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>>28298652
>Applejack grins.
>“Attaboy. Now just so we don't get any wrong ideas, no kissin’ aloud.”
>You’ll live.
>Raising her plush and round butt from the couch, she mounts your lap, undoing the robe’s tie around your waste.
>Your heart is racing, the blood pumping to your precious length the rides along against your thigh, held by the fabric of these pajamas you wear.
>Her gigantic bottom feels the lump on your lap, but teases it as she rubs it where the flap that opens her rear resides on her attire.
>The one piece, for the record, looks astronomical on her.
>The whole thing hugs her tightly in all the right places, and outlining her mature, and strong build.
>Dash’s body was more small and slim, bet definitely a girl’s made to be held and to brush your hands across,
>Applejack, however, was to be held firmly, and treated like a fertile women with heavy needs.
>Her muscular, womanly aspires you to touch and appreciate the years of hard-earned labor, and her foot-pajamas are just teasing you with her shape like gift wrapping on a present.
>You just have to feel that body.
>When Applejack undoes your robe, she opens it up to see your throbbing anticipation under the thin barrier of your pajama pants.
>Her cheeks, reddened from the abnormally strong alcohol, raise as her smile reveals her pearly whites that bite her bottom lip.
>“Nice.”
>The first word shared in what felt like eternity, and it was more aimed at your dick than you yourself.
>However, you do at least feel comfortable in the consolation that you have the proper equipment to please women in your foreseeable future.
“Thanks.”
>Again, another exchange, this one just as short and meaningless as the one aimed toward you.
>As Applejack places a hand on the bulge in your pajamas, she takes time to appreciate the shape.
>As she caresses it like it were gold, you remember that you can feel her up as well.
>You begin to lay your hands on breast, admiring their weight through the onesie.
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>>28298658
>Her throat lets out a pur, enjoy your hands-on approach.
>“Ya know, if ya wanna see ‘em, ya got yourself permission.”
“Well don't mind if I do.”
>You unbutton the top two buttons on her onesie, and she pulls her arms out, her whole top half naked.
>And wow.
>Talk about natural beauty.
>You’ve seen some beautiful people, but her body is literally THE most fertile thing in the goddamn planet.
>Your jaw hangs open as your eyes nearly pop out of your skull, witnessing a natural treasure right before you.
>Rainbow Dash looked like a bombshell, but you literally can't compare her to Applejack.
>It's like playing tennis with a basketball, they’re both sports, but entirely different fields and standards.
>Dash was incredibly sexy, but Applejack was entirely beautiful.
>You just stare, stare, and stare.
>Applejack, still thinking thoughts of pure desire, believed you to be lusting after her.
>“Guess ya like what ya see,” she says hungrily.
>Hearing her talk about her body in such a purely sexual way felt wrong.
>You look at her eyes, and see them in a whole new light.
>They see a lot, yes, but have yet to see themselves--yet to see their own beauty.
“Applejack,” you say in quiet awe, “you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”
>This takes her aback.
>“Uh, whoa, hold it partner, I said--”
“You said no kissing. Am I kissing you? No. I'm talking to you.”
>She takes her hat off your head and places it on her own, her face unamused.
>“Anon, don't take this too seriously. We’re just doin’ this to have fun, nothin’ serious.”
“Or maybe you’re not taking this seriously enough. Aj, you’re beautiful. Let me at least treat you like it.”
>“No.”
“Please.”
>“I said no.”
“...Why not?”
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>>28298666
>She sighs, then grabs your hands and shoves them on her tits, eyes narrowed
>Holyshitthey’reincredible
>Your hands almost instinctively begin playing with them, feeling their robustness take up most of your palm, the soft, supple feeling they have driving your completely insane.
>It makes you want to hold them for--
>Dammit, she's getting you off topic!
“Applejack, please. Even Dash let me treat her well. No one has to know if that's what you’re afraid of.”
>She groans.
>At least she doesn't pull your hands off her tits.
>You don't think you could let go of them right now.
>“Look Anon, I don't want there to be a thing between us, ya hear? I have other things to think ‘bout right now other than some boyfriend. I just wanna let loose a lil’, alright?”
>You raise a brow,
“Applejack, that doesn't mean you have to prohibit yourself from feeling during this type of stuff. When was the last time you had sex with someone and felt anything other than lust?”
>“Every now and then, there's this, uh, friend of mine,” she explains, “he's been with me for as long as I can--”
“Other than Big Mac.”
>“...Excuse me?”
>You and your big fat mouth…
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>>28298675
>Despite her anger, she does not attempt to remove your hands from her tits.
>You don't think she wants them to let go, and you certainly don't plan to either,
“I'm sorry, I just kinda thought you two were close. ...I'm not judging you.
>Her mouth turns into a puzzled frown.
>“How’d ya even get to that conclusion?”
>You shrug.
“You're not the only one who can read people. Remember, I read Dash like a book. It's simple psychology, really; many siblings without parents will sometimes turn to each and seek affection, and if not, they’ll turn to a motherly figure and often feel romantic feelings. You know, like Big Mac and Cheerilee. You, however, want to be detached–you want a husband to love in the future, not a boy to worry about. As a result, you turn to your brother or a brotherly figure. You know, like me.”
>You bring her closer to you, the skin on her breast glowing a vibrant red as her heart begins thumping.
>“...And you’re not judging?”
“No,” you answer “I'm blackmailing you.”
>She surprisingly keeps her calm.
>“...Whaddya want?”
“To let you enjoy yourself. No boundaries, no emotional barriers, just let yourself feel something other than pure sexual energy. You don't have to be in love to have loving sex, and I'm going to prove it to you.”
>Her lips purse as her nose crinkles.
>“...Fine. Not like I gotta choice I s’pose.”
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>>28298652
They are about to do it.
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>>28298675
>“Other than Big Mac.”
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>>28298763
>dat gif
Jesus fuck, why do all animu look the fucking same?
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>>28298680
>Applejacks face in 30 seconds
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>>28298763
source?
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>>28299140
Shounen Maid Kuro-kun
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>Beans orgazmed himself while writing the dirty part and completly lost interest in finishing the story after that and went to bed instead.

the end
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>>28299207
No, I'm finishing the second half. The real smut hasn't begun yet.

It's gonna get really lewd. Like, really, really lewd.
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>>28299276
These hour long build-ups, man.
You are up there with Jackie Collins, Judith Krantz, Shirley Conran, Virginia Andrews and Jacqueline Susann.
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>>28299374
Should I know who those women are?

Am I a newfag?
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>>28299276
oh myyy
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>>28300122
They all wrote thick books with slow building porn.
No sane person uses the term newfag.
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So is this Anon overcoming lust? Like has he passed one of the 7 do you think? or does he need to cum inside first? at least RD please

Also something I'm thinking about is that it's not anon that's gonna be enacting the 7 sins, he's experiencing them. The mane 7 will be acting as the sins. Interesting
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>>28300704
Somewhat. He's more like a wanderer in search of something pure. It's more like he's helping them overcome themselves.

For example, Dash's pride was where she thought she'd enjoy the interction between she and anon. However, Anon goes and turns the tables, making her realize that pride isnt everything, and that you can let the other take over that position without degradation. After she and Anon did the near dirty, she struggles with losing in a gae, thus losing her pride. Right now she's having inner conflict with what she feels.

Something similar is about to happen with AJ.
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>>28300704
Fluttershy is the superior receptacle to cum inside of.
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>>28300821
>Something pure
Pic related
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>>28300821
I'm gonna be disappointed if he doesn't put it in her butt
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>>28300821
Ahhh love it. Thanks for clearing that up babe. Further, once anon does the nasty with them all, are they all gonna be pure? Or is the search eternal since let's be honest all of them have more issues than the sins they represent. Just wandering? but don't give spoilers if that's what we are here to find out

But really. We all know anon wants to finish in rainbow since she is the purest and best of them all. don't kill me here 'non
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>>28300871
Seconded. Even if just for a bit, AJ always seems like an anal kinda gal . not in the pun way
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>>28300887
I'm going to admit that I think a lot of people will be pissed at me for the ending. Not because it doesn't deliver, but because it's clearly biased in my favor.

But you're really close, Anon, and I greatly admire your perceptiveness. However, while you are certainly on the correct path to finding the answer, you've not quite reached it yet.

>>28300871
>>28300898
There's something that'll meet you all halfway. Don't fret.
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>>28300871
THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
RIGHT
FUCKING
THERE

WHY
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>>28298680
“You won't regret it. Now c’mere.”
>You bring her face closer to you, your foreheads leaning on the other as the tips of your noses brush against each other briefly.
>Your half-lidded eyes complement your inviting smile as you directly into her eyes warmly.
>The gaze is a bit much for her, and she blushes out of embarrassment for the first time tonight, keeping her eyes in any direction that's not yours.
>“I still don't wanna fall in love, okay?” she says, her voice softening.
“No one’s asking you to. And if you do, so what? You can still farm, you won't be distracted–its natural.”
>“But…”
“Kiss me.”
>She freezes.
>For a moment, all is quiet as she just sits on your lap in her footie-pajamas with her fruitful breast exposed, uncertain of what to do.
>Finally, she looks you in the eye.
>“...Ya win.”
“No, you do.”
>With that, you bring your mouths together at last.
>The spark that you’ve tried so hard to generate turns into a roaring campfire, all the while your lips start smacking together, the taste of Apple-cider tinging the tip of her tongue as it coils its way into your mouth.
>She's an experienced kisser–far more than you or Rainbow Dash–and keeping up with her is a challenge, but certainly not impossible.
>Unlike before, however, her hands are at a loss, not knowing where to touch, where to feel.
>You keep your hands on her breasts, the only other part of her bare and exposed from the rest of her sleep-wear.
>They feel full, heavy, and large; they’re impossible to let go of, even a moment with them not in your hands would make them feel cold and empty.
>You continue admiring their shape win your hands cupping them as your kisses become more forceful.
>Her tongue is like a python, think, strong, but flexible and tight when it wants to be.
>She pulls back from the kiss, slightly tugging on your bottom lip with her teeth.
>Oh nigga, she's makin’ you crazy.
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>>28300956
>Hungry for more of her, you begin to kiss down her neck till you reach her chest.
>The skin feels like it's on fire, heat rising off of it as it flares a bright red flush on it, her breast rising with the air she pants in.
>These beauties that you’ve held on to for a good while now are too good to pass up, tempting you to kiss their erected peaks.
>“T-they’re big enough, right?” she asks, her breath ragged from kissing before.
>You nuzzle your face into them, practically drowning yourself in her breast, bobbing for ripe ‘apples’ in the valley between her large mounds.
>You let their softness envelope you for a moment before peeking your head out of her bountiful cleavage.
“These are literally the greatest, most beautiful tits on Earth. Only select few should witness them. I'm unworthy.”
>She rolls her eyes,a friendly grin coming on her face.
>“Sure? Rarity’s looks better don't ya–”
“No. She can't compare. You should be model with how naturally beautiful you are.”
>“You’re just flaterin’ me; I'm too much of a cowgirl to do any of that sorta stuff.”
“Then maybe Rarity’s jealous. I know I'd be if I were her.”
>You rise from the warm comfort of her extraordinary melons and begin feeling her curves.
“Look at these curves! I mean, damn, have you seen these hips? These are some real nice fuckin’ hips.”
>“Yeah? Go on…”
“And your ass?” You say, patting your hands on her large, rounded posterior, “Christ it makes me go fucking crazy.”
>Applejack kisses you again, this one more slow and deliberate.
>When she stops, she smiles.
>“Ya wanna go for a ride on it, cowboy?”
“Sweet jesus, yes.”
>With that, she rotates your lap so that her back is facing you.
>Her plush and ample ass laying right on your covered erection,
>Oh god, it has a butt flap.
>All is right.
>She turns her head back to look behind her shoulder, eyes half lidded and inviting.
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>>28300963
>“Saddle up, partner. S’gonna be a bumpy ol’ ride.”
>This is it…
>You undo the flap as it opens up like a curtain, presenting to you the most athletic but on a woman of Applejack’s caliber.
>It looks so firm, so tight...
>Her breast are exposed and so is her ass.
>Time for you to release the hound, so to speak.
>Her top undone and shoulders naked, you pepper slow, loving kisses down her elegant neck, all the way to her shoulders, tickling her just the slightest bit.
>Meanwhile, you begin pulling down your pajama pants,
>Once it's out, your dick stands stiffly, the waistband pulling your cock out as it pops against her ass cheeks.
>They’re meaty, yet just as soft to touch.
“Don't think I'm gonna leave you doing all the pleasure,” you whisper into her ear with a hot breath, snaking your arm down her onesie and to her nether region.
>She withholds a gasp at this, wanting seem like she's in control.
“Let it out,” you whisper calmly, “let yourself go, just feel.”
>With a shaky nod, she obliged.
>You begin to reach her hair, surprisingly well trimmed, and below awaits her heated sex, oozing with anticipation.
>You start feeling her the outline of her lips, noting how they quiver at the mere presence of your appendages as you search for her clit.
>A shaky moan from the pits of her stomach shivers its way out, her legs trembling at your delicate fingers and their calculating touches.
>Her clitoris is easy to find; harder than diamond, sacred like a pearl.
>You brush a finger across the tiny lump and her hips start rocking.
>“S-shit…” she says, her stomach clenching from the pleasure.
>With your spare hand, you begin feeling up her ass.
>It's so large, so round...
>Your cock twitches, desperate to be pleased, yet you continue forth fighting the urge to relieve yourself, all so you can give her something to feel, something that's real.
>You hug Applejack as her moans flow out freely.
“You sound amazing.”
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>>28300983
>Her pants and gasps are the only “thanks” you need, and encourage you to be brave with your advances.
>Her lips moist and her cunt eager, you slide in your middle and ring finger as deeply as you can, curling them inside of her walls.
>Kissing her neck sweetly, you take note on how warm she feels inside.
>This is a first for you, but it feels so right to do this.
>Her insides feel like heaven to your fingers; a fleshy, tight, tunnel of heat and warmth, and gifted with an almost gooey like substance within her.
>Her walls are slick, but clench harshly around your fingers.
>You imagine how insanely pleasurable it must be inside, how your cock, throbbing with desire, would feel within her moist womanhood as his dick rode through it deeply.
>For now though, you’ll stick with the foreplay–then you two can go crazy.
>Applejack wriggles and shifts on your lap, your fingers causing her to go wild.
>“Ah! Ah, shit that feels so good! G-go faster!”
>You smile and only go slower, your fingers more deliberate, taunting her.
>She squirms only more as she turns her head back at you.
>“K-kiss me,” she pants.
>You do, albeit with both your heads at an awkward angle.
>Despite this, it's still very satisfying.
>She accidentally breathes into your own mouth when she tries to gasp at your fingers’ delicacy, yet neither you nor her pay any attention to it.
>When you pull back, you can only say one thing.
“You’re so fucking beautiful...”
>“Anon, I…Oh yes! Ah, ah!”
>You dwell you fingers even deeper, reaching a spot with somewhat different texture than the rest of her insides.
>Whenever your fingers brush against it, she seems to lose even more of herself.
>The fabled g-spot…
>It's surprising how easy it was to reach, but now you wanna have some fun.
>You begin thrusting your fingers,in and out, practically sweeping over the g-spot repeatedly in the process.
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>>28300990
>Her voice begins to raise as her hips start rocking on your lap, desperate to feel more inside of her honeypot to reach that sweet satisfaction.
>“Oh my god, I think I gonna….I’m gonna do it!”
“Then do it. It's okay.”
>“I-I love ya, Anon…”
>You pull her into a kiss, one she screams into as her warm insides start to flex, and spasm uncontrollably, an even warmer liquid coming out of her sweetness as her whole body shakes on your lap.
>Her eyes look not at you, but somewhere fall off, darting around with no sense of any actual insight on what she sees.
>All the muscles in her body flex, release, and convulse like she was having a sort of seizure.
>This goes on for a minute or two, you kissing her as she wordlessly screams in your mouth, her body thrashing wildly with no control whatsoever.
>When she begins to stop, you smile, and end the kiss.
>She's smiling dreamily, yet pants like a dying dog.
>“That was...I can't believe you made me...That was incredible,” she says, voice trembling.
>You kiss her cheek.
“You’re welcome. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?”
>She shakes her head.
>“Not at all, but, uh,I kinda feel like I should return the favour.”
>You really want to be the nice guy.
>Really, you do.
>But here's the thing: Dash and you were blue balled, and you have a throbbing erection right now, so…
“What'd you have in mind?”
>She grabs a hold of your dick in her hands, turning herself around on your lap, face to face.
>“Well I'm wonderin’ if I should, ya know, return the favor and give ya a lil’ treat…”
>Ohfuckyes.jpg
“...A treat you say? I could use a treat.”
>She grins, nuzzling her head against yours.
>You do the same, cuddling her.
>She kisses you on the neck affectionately.
>“...You’re not gonna continue blackmailin’ lil’ ol’ me, are ya?”
“I dunno, you open to getting me that job?”
>She stares at your schlong, then your eyes.
>A grin forms on her face.
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>>28301006
>“I'm always open for ya, ‘specially if ya promise more of this sorta stuff. Face it, ya got yourself a number, a job, and a booty call. Maybe I'll get Mac to convince Cheerilee to do somethin’ fun again with us so it ain't just you and him sharin’ me.”
“...yet you still want to give me a treat?”
>She nods.
>“Ya didn’t get to cum, didja? With me or Dash?”
“No…”
>“So why don't we do somethin’ ‘bout that? Whaddya say?”
“Oh fuck, yes please.”
>With a Cheshire grin, she gets off the couch, and onto the floor on all fours.
>Her ass sticks up, the butt-flap still undone.
>“You’re perdy good with your fingers, but your friend there has to wait till the first day of work if ya wanna get right in me...so let's compromise instead, ya hear?”
“I'm listening…”
>“I want ya to get your cock, and put ‘im between my ass cheeks. S’called hotdoggin’.”
>Oh damn.
>Mother fucker, you’re in heaven, aren't you?
>You stand from the couch, shirtless and with a massive piece of dick in desperate need of relief.
>You stand over Applejack, ready to do this.
>Your heart thumps fast when you realize this is the most intimate experience you’ve had yet.
>True, Dash had grinder her pussy against your crotch, but the fabrics of your pajamas both got in the way of them actually touching.
>Right now, however, you’re dick is about to touch a large, rotund, ass–and hotdog it.
>This is the closest you’ve gotten to sex, and it's exciting.
>Like a drug, the rush in your system makes you feel alive.
>You wait no more, and place your cock in her cheeks.
>Your precum serves as impromptu lubricant, that helps you glide your thick member between her extraordinary glutes, the skin firm and tight, yet soft and smooth.
>The size of her ass was remarkable.
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>>28301021
>It wasn't just stored fat in her butt cheeks that just so happened to have formed a good shape like that girl named Derpy’s butt.
>Instead, Applejack’s bottom was muscular, like a damned horse, and shaped through years of farm labor, granting her ass the perfect size, the perfect amount of fat, and the perfect shape.
>Your hands on her cheeks, your dick in between them, the sensation is magnificent as you pump yourself continuously, moaning in pleasure.
>The mere fact that the flesh of your member is fucking her ass crack is just incredibly.
>Applejack chuckles.
>“Enjoyin’ yerself back there?”
“Y-yeah...probably a bit too much…”
>After a good ten minutes, pressure builds up within your cock, shaking like it were about to burst.
>You pick up the pace, chest hot and breaths short, making sure you damn well enjoy this while it lasts.
“W-where should I–?”
>Knowing your limit is nearly reach, Applejack stps you in your tracks, and turns around.
>“My mouth. Do it in my mouth.”
>You slide it in her mouth, the suction lacking, but the wetness of her tongue and cheeks just enough to keep you driving over the edge.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>Thunder strikes loudly, a tree falling down from outside is heard as you and her startle away from each other with a yelp.
>Thud hurriedly bump from the staircase; someone’s coming up to check on you two!
>Fuck, you’re getting blue balled...AGAIN!
>Applejack quickly buttons the top of her onesie up as she closes her buttflap.
>You pull your pajama pants back up and hurriedly put on your robe.
>From the stairs below, Twilight Sparkle emerges, eyes frantic.
>“Get back down! Right now! They’re saying a big tornado’s right here!”
>Well, gee, you rather like up--
BOOOOOOOM! BOOOM BOOM! THRASH!
>...Yeah, fuck it, you’re going back in the basement.
>Aj follows along with a wincing smile.
>She owes the shit outta you.
>You sigh and return to the basement.
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>>28300963
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>>28300953
You tell me
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>>28301099
because youre gay?

those hips are for breeding
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>>28300956
>>28300963
>>28300983
>>28300990
>>28301006
>>28301021
>>28301031
Is this good fap material?

Also, PASTEBIN UPDATED! HURRAH!
http://pastebin.com/Rejz1xai

Any other questions before I stop writing for tonight?
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>>28301099
>image.jpg
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>>28301165
No it's not
BECAUSE YOU LEFT US HANGING AGAIN
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>>28301169
And?
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>>28301172
>implying I won't deliver with something insane

Geez, it's like you guys never read my greentext where Godzilla enters and rapes an Anon-obsessed Twilight Sparkle at the end. You all are soooo lame.
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>>28301165
Well I usually try to save myself as I'm reading to cum alongside Anon, sadly your story keeps fucking me over on that regard and I have a feeling it's going to happen maybe another 5 times... god damn it

PS you better do an epilogue where anon fucks aj on the job. I don't care if the end of the story would make it canonical, I just wanna get off to you writing that
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Calling it now
Beans is gonna keep cockblocking us and end it all with a three-way with Twalot and Sunnybutt
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>>28298658
>>Her muscular, womanly aspires you to touch
Her womanly what?
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>>28272260
>Eight fucking pizzas
>$12.50
>Refuses to pay despite circumstances
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>>28301213
I'm not okay with this.
Before the end I want at least this to happen
>full sex with aj, rd, twi, sunny, ponk
Otherwise I'm gonna be miffed
Also if there was any threesome it would have to be all of these
>aj and rd
>aj and ponk
>Twi and sunny

I will accept nothing less!
although I will because I love your story and will read it none the less. That's just my fantasy

PS flutters and rarity can suck a dick. get it?
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>>28301218
It was supposed to be "Her muscular, womanly body" if I recall.

I'm not sure. My computer's broken so I've been using this laptop that's too tiny for my monstrous hands, and an ipad mini for on the go.
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>>28301213
You're thinking to small.

>>28301274
If that's what you're looking for in the ending, you'll be surprised. I'm not saying it's exactly that though.

>>28301209
>PS you better do an epilogue where anon fucks aj on the job. I don't care if the end of the story would make it canonical, I just wanna get off to you writing that
...You know what? I'll consider this. This is one of the weirdest versions of Applejack I've written, and I'd like to play around with Anon and her one more time...if it doesn't conflict with my real ending, of course, but I could certainly write a way around it in a non-disruptive fashion. This version of AJ I've written for seems a bit too mature, and has a strange interpretation of romance, lust, and the whole shebang. Makes me wonder what happened to her to see sex as something so meaningless.
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>>28301021
>>“I'm always open for ya
Lewd
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>>28301322
There's a big orgy at the end then!!! Even if it's right don't tell me, I want the surprise

>>28301322
Anytime people think of aj like that I always go the path of...
>aj and Mac grow up in their teens without parents
>only really each other to look after them as close as parents
>in teenage years they get horny and stuff from hormones
>since they are so close so often they eventually turn to eachother with their hormones
>grew up with sex being just a thing they do
Now when aj sees a hot male she just thinks that would be a good rut. Doesn't look past that unless she's looking for a boyfriend
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>>28301371
so much for aj being wife material

which one would be best wife materail
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>>28301377
Rainbow duh
>that loyalty
>Literally everything else
>perfection
>also rainbow looks best in white especially wedding dresses
Did you even think about it?

shit post, I can't deal with the stupid replies so I admit it. But I do think it's dash for those reasons plus more
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>>28301377
>implying
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>>28301432
None of them?
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>>28301403
>>that loyalty
Sold.
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>>28301461
they're gonna have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find 70 virgins, I'll take a half dozen sluts instead

they'll be sluts eventually anyways
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>>28301377
Derpy
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>>28301371
Your quite keen on this shit. That whle thing of Aj's background is exactly what happened. Anon even says so.

>>28301371
>>28301377
Aj IS wife material now that Anon convinced her to have sexual interaction be more personal. It's like saying that because I was raped when I was younger and see sex differently, that I'd be non-husbando material.
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>>28301476
>I'll take a half dozen sluts instead
No thanks, I don't like venereal diseases.
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>>28301484
...Are you even from the UK, bloke?
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>>28301494
nah
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>>28301494
Man I am on point! I've figured out half the shit happening.

>>28301500
I-I'm a britfag, senpai
holy shit I need sleep
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>>28301494
>>28301518
Oh and PS
Rainbow dash is best wife
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>>28301500
That is the question, innit?
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>>28301523
Can't beat Loyalty herself in a waifu fight.

It's a hard trait to come by these days.
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>>28272141
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>>28301178
it means get a computer you bum
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>>28301544
Enjoying your new gif, anon?
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>tfw your waifu is AJ
>tfw 9 times out of 10, fics imply incest between AJ and Big Mac
>this meme will never die
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>>28301568
The life and suffering of being an apple-fag.
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Just keeping the thread fresh
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>>28300821
>it's a "anon turns the girls away from their sins with his dick green
was not expecting this, this is nice
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>>28301494
That sounds retarded as fuck
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>>28303302
Sorry about that.
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>>28301494
>see sex differently
...yeah beans. The rest of the world has this comon interspecies view of sex that we all share. You're messed up.
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>>28301031
>blue balled again
>mfw

Also did Applejack and Big mac screw?
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>>28301192
>Godzilla enters and rapes an Anon-obsessed Twilight Sparkle at the end

Made me look/10
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Who is next?
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>>28305914
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>>28272620
Only on the hub
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>>28306975
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>>28279215
>Nigger
Why.
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>>28307586
This is incredible.
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>>28307586
>>28307720
threesome
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>>28306975
DELET THIS
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>>28308989
L-lewd
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Did you abandon us again, Beans
You filthy nogger
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Pudgy Appul
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>>28310826
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Lord Beans I offer you these hips!

Give green please.
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>>28301099
You have no idea how much I want to lift her skirt and grope her ass.
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>>28272141
the pic kinda looks like her panty line is showing
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>>28307737
>>28308525
>>28308989
>>28310131
>>28312294
Noice.

BTW, I wasnt able to write much today.
Will post green later
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>>28275647
This to be honest, I almost forgot.
But judging by one of the images, I think he an hero with Diazepam and Alcohol overdose. Also, I guess he was/is schizphrenic.
>>28275543
I know
>newfag
is a meme and shit but this is not even one year old
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>>28313742
How much later?
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>>28304609
>Also did Applejack and Big mac screw?
Yes, but they are not Bloom's parents. They screw, it's secret, and its do to the lack of parental figures.

If they're in love, I don't think so. This guy knew exactly what i had in mind: >>28301371
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>>28301031
>Aj follows along with a wincing smile.
>She owes the shit outta you.
>You sigh, and return to the basement.
>The everyone is sitting at the bar still, but with their phones chiming with weather alerts, and the TV on the weather channel.
>“Ugh! Finally! Took you guys, like, forever to get back down here!” says Pinkie.
>Twilight shakes her head disappointedly at Pinkie Pie.
>“Pinkie, watch your manners. You’ve got who knows how much sugar in your system right now.”
>“Hee Hee...fourth wall jokes,” says Pinkie, laughing at her own joke.
>With a sigh, You and Applejack sit down at the bar once again.
>“So, did you give him a job on the farm, dear?” ask Rarity, seemingly sober.
>“Ya bet! He's gonna do some good ol’ farm labor, Apple style. Thinkin’ Sundays would work best.”
“Sunday? Yeah, I can do Sunday. I think.”
>“Yeah,but why’re ya askin’?”
>Rarity, her body tempting as ever in her nightgown, crosses her legs daintily, and moves her rich, purple hair away from her face, her bright eyes staring at you nicely.
>You don't need to think that hard about what she has in mind.
>“Well the reason I ask is because I have a friend with quite the eye as a photographer, and I'd love to see you be the model in my clothes for my portfolio.”
>Oh gee, you bet she has nothing sexual in mind…
>Yeah, Rainbow Dash and Aj have been pretty straightforward, but we're out of nowhere.
>Rarity, was different though.
>When they all first saw you, they were definitely mirin’, but Rarity started getting all up in your stuff, you know?
>Not that you didn't like it, you just aren't used to that type of approach from a girl like her.
>...you know, you don't get it.
>Why is she still wearing makeup if she's just going to sleep in it soon.
>Only obsessive people from, like, your mom’s era would do that you heard.
>Your glass of water is right where you left it, untouched by any others.
>Taking a sip, you eyes Rarity, thinking of her offer.
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>>28315146
“So you want me to basically help you in your photos as a model?”
>“Precisely,” she says, her eyes still wide with that strange niceness that you can't determine if you like it or not.
>Applejack starts squirming a bit in her seat, clearly a bit jealous.
“And how much would I be getting paid for these pictures?”
>Rarity ponders for a moment.
>“I can't exactly say for certain, but I guarantee a most hefty form of repayment.”
>You try to withhold your grin, but just a small curve from the side of your mouth surfaces.
“Here's my number.”

--Meanwhile…

>Be Buttercry.
>You swears to drunk you’re not God, and you drink responsibling
>You lay on this cozy bar table, humming some sort of song you know.
>Everyone else is just like, “blah blah blah, I want Anon’s body cuz he's hot” and stuff.
>Hmph.
>You could totally get some of that…if you, uh, wanted to.
>Yeah-- just don't wanna right now, ‘specially cause he's doing stuff, and, you know, interrupting is kinda rude and when you do that you…
>...
>What's going on?
>Oh yeah, your here at the bar table.
>Feels like it's moving.
>...
>You’re sober.
>Honest.
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>>28315146
>He's gonna do some good ol’ farm labor, Apple style
is that what we're calling it
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>>28315146
>Applejack
>Sundays
>there is seven of them

I can see where this is going

And I approve

Carry on
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>>28315320
OH SHIT I DIDNT WVEN THINK ABOUT THAT, OH SHIT, A HOE FOR EACH DAY MY DUDE
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>>28315320
SHIT NIGGA
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>>28315320
The secret(and my dick) is out!
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>>28315320
I'm sorry, what are you implying?
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>>28315739
>>28315548
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>>28315739
I imply nothing.

Please continue.
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>>28315548
Wait, you guys think he's going to fuck each mare individually on each day of the week?

Where'd you get this from? How is it relevant to the story?

I mean, it wasn't my intention to do this, but the conclusion doesn't make sense, nor is that a big reveal.
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>>28315833
Dude it was a joke + a wild guess

You're making it less funny though.
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>>28315856
...oh.

I have a shit ton of painkillers in me, my bad.
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>>28315152
>You slowly raise your head up, trying to look normal as possible not to rouse suspicion.
>You’re fine.
>Just a tad bit tipsy.
>You’re eyes focus on Anon, talking to Rarity about something…
>You should talk to him.
>He's a good, good friend.
>Yeah, you know what?
>He's incredible--best person on the world…all he three of him.
>You try to get up from your stool, the ground provide little sense of balance for you.
>Arms stretched out, you try walking toward him, a goofy smile plastered on your face.
>You practically throw yourself on his shoulder, making him jump a little.
>You're gonna let him know how good a guy he is.

>Be Anon.
>What is she doing on your shoulder?
“Fluttershy, what the hell are you doing?”
>She tries to stand up, but leans on you for support, trying her not to sway in place.
>Her face holds a smile, one that's odd and silly looking.
>Her breath smells of beer.
>“A-Anon! You’re….you’re the best, greatest...greatest person here...I-I'm serioush right now, really…”
“...You’re drunk, aren't you?”
>“Shhhhh….I mights...m-might be jus’ a teensy bitty tipsy...Buh thaz not the point! Y-you're just so chill, a-and…”
>You place a finger on her lips, silencing her.
“You’re drunk.”
>She tries to blow several raspberries, despite the fact your finger is in the way of her mouth.
>Twilight sighs.
>“You know, I'm not even sure if she's this much of a lightweight in my world.”
>“Yeah, well, you got more of, like,man tolerance to it since you’re older than us in Equestrian,” says Dash.
>“She’ll grow into it,” says Applejack, continuing her own cider, “just like I did, I tell ya.”
>“W-whazza talking about? I jus’ had a lil’ bit…” slurs Fluttershy, still draping herself across your shoulder.
>Its starting to hurt, actually.
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>>28315907
I've had this happen to me in real life.

It's not sexy.
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>>28315907
>>She tries to blow several raspberries, despite the fact your finger is in the way of her mouth.
thats pretty cute
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>>28315947
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>>28317056
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>>28315907
So Fluttershy is next.
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>>28272815
incest
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>>28301006

anone keeps getting blue balls from everyone
ends up cuming inside blue horse
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>>28319005
Is it weird that I want her to get impregnated from that?
>>
I'm sorry, but I'm kinda depressed after teaching some film shit.

I might not post today. Sorry.
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>>28318189
shes got some nice squeezeable breasts and grabbable hips
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>>28319987
This maybe me stepping on a landmine of thread derailing proportions. But fuck it, i'll ask.

What happened?
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>>28319590
Everybody worked together to create the load.
In a way it would be like a mane-6 child.
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>>28315907
“So, should we put her in bed or something? She's kinda hurting my arm.”
>“That's the best thing to do,” answers Twilight, “tell her we said good night.”
>You nod, and stand up from the stool, grabbing a hold of her.
>“Anon? Where are we gonna go?”
“Nowhere, just going to tuck you in so you can go to sleep…”
>“Y-you mean the bed?”
“Yep,this one right here. Lemme put you on it, kay?”
>The bed is about twenty feet from the girls, the couch perpendicular to it, and the television in front of it.
>It's a good size, the comforter is pretty cozy looking.
>Nice bed, all in all.
>You place her down on it softly, her mouth making these strange noises as she moves.
>You’re about to tuck her in, but…
>“W-wait...I-I haven't talked...you much…”
>...
>You really can't say no to that face, can you?
>With a sigh, you sit on the bed with her tucked in.
“Alright, whatcha wanna talk about?”
>“Y-you,” she slurs.

>...Once again, you can't say no.
“Well, okay. Guess I can do that. I'm guessing you want to know what I've been up to, or…”
>“D-do you know whatta penis lookz like?”
>...
>This is getting a bit ridiculous.
“Uh, that's not something I feel comfortable talking ab–”
>“You’ve sawn one?”
“Well, I mean,I have one, so I--”
>“I don't has the real thing, I-I jus’ keep a bunsha them round the cottage…”
“wat.”
>“Sometimes, when iz really scaredy outside, and I dun wanna talk to people, I-I...I use dem.”
>...
“Okaaaay, time for you to go to—”
>“No!” cries Fluttershy, “W-wait, jus stay fora a bit.”
>Those teal eyes plead for your presence with a weak, dependent stare.
>Her voice is serious despite the complete intoxication, and the heart can be heard leaking into each slurred word.
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>>28320073
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>>28320073
>Her yellow arms grab your own with a weak, but desperate grip.
>“Please, Anonomiss…You’re thuh only one I can talk to dis about…”
>Ignoring the terrible mispronunciation and pitiful grammar, you let Fluttershy’s pityful, yet persuasive, timidity get the best of you.
“...Ok, I'm listening. Why do you wanna talk to me?”
>You see a thankful smile, and feel somewhat better as a person.
>Fluttershy pulls you closer by gently tugging your arm, then leans her head closer to yours, the breath from her mouth blowing against your ear causes a shudder as she prepares a whisper.
>“H-how does a boy g-get me to talk to dem…?”
>…You don't know how to react, opting to pull back a bit with a sigh.
“Fluttershy, I'm not really the best guy to talk to about this. Maybe ask Rarity, or…”
>“I wanna hear it from a boy.”
>This is gonna be difficult.
“...You sure?”
>She nods.
>...
>What the hell, it's not like she's going to remember all this anyways.
>You make yourself comfy on the bed with her, and hunk of where to begin.
“I guess you could say you have to be nice, you know? Not too nice to the point where people will feel that they can't do much with you, but approachable. Basically, don't try to be the “nice guy” girls like talking about. Nice guys finish last, and no one ever dates him.”
>“Buh your a nice guy…”
“And I don't have a girlfriend, remember?”
>“Oh...yeah…”
>She pauses for a second, a Thoth processing in her slowed mind,
>“I’ll do one…” she slurs.
>Wait, what?
>“I'll be a-a girl fren.”
“...Oh no, no, no, no! I’m just an example here, okay? I-I don't–”
>“Anon, I don’ care what you are, I-I'll always lub you…”
>This is not what you were expecting.
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>>28320021
I'm lonely. There's more, but that's the sum of it. Let's move on.
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>>28320073
>fluttershy gets drunk and tells guys about her masturbatory habits
hhhhhehehe
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>>28320102
daww
too adorable
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>>28320102
>Remember
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>>28321882
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Bumping from 10
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Where is the other writefriend?
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>>28321064
Don't worry.
She falls asleep before they get to do anything.
The balls must remain blue.
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Anyone making a new thread?
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>>28324777
When this one reaches 500, yeah
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See hips in op pic
Spiderbloke make bad op post
Beans
Keaton
...
What is this?
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>>28325653
I started devianting from my Spider-Shim green for a break.

Bloke pulled a Shocker, and followed me to the ends of the Earth, and made this thread as a result.
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>>28321064
“No, I mean I don't want a girlfriend right now, because I’m kinda in to someone else, get it?”
>“Y-you can come into me…”
“...I've met desperate and sexually-repressed people, but not even they were this hands on,” you say tiredly. “Now why do you even want to have a boyfriend?”
>Fluttershy tilts her head lazily, her face confused.
>“I-I don't though…”
>Oh god, this is like teach a lion not to maul a fucking zebra...
“Then what do you want, Fluttershy?”
>She looks around suspiciously.
>“I wanna have some fun,” she says quietly.
>You can't believe this.
“With me?”
>“Uh huh…”
>...
“I think someone's bout ready for bed.”
>“N-no, please...Anon, I kinda…I-I like you…”
“You don't, you’re only saying that because you’re hammered like a nail.”
>Her voice becomes more frantic.
>“No! I-I drank because I wanted to be brave enuff for you! I shswear!”
>Your jaw drops.
“Are you really that low? That you have to poison yourself just so you can get my attention?”
>“Did it work?”
>You frown.
>Oh shit it kinda did...
“Uh, no. N-no it didn't. You shouldn't be doing this type of thing. It's unhealthy. If you wanted to talk to me, then don't be lazy–talk to me!”
>“....B-but….”
>>
>>28328151
>Oh god, she's crying.
>Shit
>Shit
>Shit
“W-wait, don't cry, don't cry, just, uh, tell me what you want….”
>She doesn't say a damn thing, she just pulls you in for a kiss.
>Wat.
>It's by no means awful, but it's by far the sloppiest kiss you’ve had yet.
>No aim, no direction…
>But the passion is definitely there, and the softness of her flesh is addictive…
>You’re mind goes blank, all thoughts stopping.
>You try to be quiet, hoping your friends at the bar behind you two won't hear a thing.
>Fluttershy pushes you off of her, panting with a dreamy smile.
>“...Th-that's amazing...”
>...
“Y-you said you wanted this, right? That's why you got yourself wasted?”
>“Mhm…”
>Your thoughts are like lightning, ideas popping into your head.
>...One sticks out from them all.
“...Ok, I’ll ‘play’ with you on one condition,” you say sternly, “if you ever need me for this sort of stuff again–or any guy for that matter–just tell them. Don't do this to yourself. If you promise me to do that, we can do this.”
>She smiles goofily.
>“Yay.”
>Jesus Christ, you’re gonna smash some drunken QT ass tonight.
>>
>>28328179
>You slide yourself into the covers of the bed with her, the blankets already warm from her natural heat, and the fabric made of something soft.
>Climbing on top of her, you see her shy, drunken grin.
>“Thang you.”
>She pulls off her top from beneath you.
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
>Your heart beats like Drake (haha) as you stare at her chest.
>Her breast are nothing astounding, and you ponder how large they are.
>Just the slightest bit larger than Dash’s, but nowhere near Applejack’s generous size.
>Still, she could be completely flat and you wouldn’t care.
>The fairness in her skin is truly astounding, soft and smooth, not but a single flaw on any part of her.
>She’s clean, no rough edges on her at all, and happily wishes for you to do the things you’ve wanted.
>...
>You ready your hands to begin their adventure across her delicate features, staring at her cute, mousey features.
>Your mind flashes with images of her frail, elegant body writhing in your arms as you hold her.
>But in your mind, she’s sober.
>Here’s, she’s not.
>...
>You decide to merely pull her close to you, her shirtless form snuggling into your broad body.
>Should she remember, you can tell her the exact details.
>You know what it’s like having to be someone you’re not to fit in.
>Everyone does.
>She was just unfortunate enough to fall victim to weakness, utilizing the demon in a bottle as a hopeless attempt for someone who seeks love, only to find the meaning in what they’ve searched for to be lost the next morning, replaced by regret, a headache, and disgust.
>This is better.
>You don’t give into her laziness
>With just a cuddle, you motivate her to approach you for tomorrow.
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>>28279220
Why the fuck cant you link your story posts back to back? It hurts to look at.
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>>28301260
This is why people call Twilight a jew cunt.
>>
>>28315152
Buttershy is comfy shy.
>>
>>28325653
>bad op post
I will eat your face
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>>28328663
bloke confirmed for being butthurt
you should treat yourself... to like fancy accessories
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>>28328663
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>>28328743
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>>28328192
>Just the slightest bit larger than Dash’s, but nowhere near Applejack’s generous size.

She is bigger than both of them and you know it.

Not the biggest of the mane 7, that's Pinkie.
>>
>>28323712
Ehhh...this moment is to precious to worry about that.
>>
>>28328829
FACT BOMB!
>>
>>28274932
Pastebin? And link your damn posts together.
>>
>>28328829
Pretty sure beans had stated who he likes pretty clearly with his writing, don't get uppity about a headcanon
>>
>>28328192
daww
drunken cuddling
>>
>>28328192
She's gonna throw up on him, isn't she?
>>
>>28329653
Probably.
>>
>>28329653
>>28329862
>enter excuse for shower scene
>>
>>28329875
>Not running out into the rain to wash
>Not having your way with one of them in the front yard while rain falls and thunder booms around you
>>
New thread when?

And who will make it.
>>
>>28329898
>get struck by lighting
>you both die
>>
>>28329941
In about 6 posts
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>>28329947
It was an electrifying experience
>>
STANDING
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>>28329975
ON THE EDGE
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>>28329979
FIGHTING CRIME
SPINNING WEBS
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>tfw you will never snuggle with a drunk naked fluttershy
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>>28329985
SWINGING FROM THE HIGHEST LEDGE
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>>28330007
HE CAN LEAP ABOVE OUR HEADS
>28330009
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>>28272681
>Big mac would have been Six seven years old
But AJ's father would have been at least 18. And he appears to be in jail now.
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>>28330020
(ahhhh, ahhhh)
>>
New thread
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>>28330050
WHERE!!!
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>>28330050
>>28330081
Literally just posted it
>>28330020
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>>28330081

>>28330009
>>28330009
>>28330009
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