Satyr Abomination Thread #182: The Blink 182 Edition

What if your favourite satyr was a member in your favourite band?
Would they be the singer? Or play an instrument?
Would they end up getting kicked out of the band?

>>28271586
I don't have a 'favorite' band, just a bunch that I really really like.

>>28271586
I dont have a favorite satyr personally but I would love to see any Satyr be a member of Static-X

>>28271604
Pick a random one.

>>28271806
He can't scream like the lead from Coheed & Cambria or has the musically capable grunginess that Modest Mouse has or the bellowing warm mountain voice that Fleet Foxes has, so not really. Though other stuff would fit.

Which satyrs do you think would form a band, what would their roles in the band be and what sort of music would they play?

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How would a party hosted by your favorite satyr go? Would anybody bother to come? Who would be invited and what would be the main events?
>>28272653
>Jay & Thorn:
>Band Name: Jaybird
>Genre: Electro Pop with Nu Jazz stylings

>Cider, Darcy, Gala, & Ambrosia:
>Band Name: The Autumn Glories
>Genre: Americana Folk and Classic Country Rock

>Mistake & Yuzu:
>Band Name: Criminally Starstruck
>Genre: Pop, Rock

>Sterling, Alex, Cinder:
>Band Name: Bogatyrs
>Genre: Viking Metal

Anyone want to come up with some trivia pieces for them?

>>28273067
>Who would be invited
Everyone who can afford a ticket.

>>28272653
Candy and Petunia. They name it Sweater Cows. They eventually realize the mistake they had made.

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>>28273067
>How would a party hosted by your favorite satyr go? Would anybody bother to come? Who would be invited and what would be the main events?

Has anyone ever tried to make The Akinator guess of a satyr?

>>28274368
Can't say that I have, but now I want to.

>>28274368
I've thought of Hope a few times, but no luck.

>>28273932
You made me laugh hard in the work bathroom. I hope your happy.

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>>28275752
Undercut is love

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What is this picture implying?

>>28276485
Giant lesbian love. Snap likes taller girls. Age difference.

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>>28273067

>Muddle is literally an ass

>>28276565
>>>>lesbians

>>28273932
What do you think those satyrs would do at the party?

>>28270824
Didn't we recently get someone who is decent at colouring art?

>>28277603
Dance, drink beer, talk.
Eventually, when they get tired of dancing, they'll sneak out and find someplace more private where they can start making out and eventually have sex.
Ariana would probably just sit by herself somewhere trying to work out the details of her novel's plot, since everyone else would be busy with each other and not paying her any attention.

This thread's deader than Timber's reputation and Kaos' self respect. Would anyone have the cajones to woo Discord's daughter? Maybe an Anon who likes what he sees? We never have any 'regular dude' Anon stories anymore

>>28279275
Sounds like a job for Danger 'non, the triggerer of Anons.

>>28279275
>>28279359
Is Kaos all that dangerous though?
I always figured she'd be more of a prankster like her father.
Not particularly violent or evil.

Your baby satyr has learned how to walk.

>>28279400
No, she's just a prankster. She's not even a monster or anything. I guess I'd write it if no one else wants to, but I don't think I'd get her personality down pat.

>>28281063
>That last panel
>highimpactsexualviolence.jpeg

>>28281362
>Trying to turn everything into sex
Please, stop.

So what do satyrs see in their partner that makes them so attractive? Is it one thing or a multitude of things?

>>28281606
They see in them squishy things, some gooey stuff, and lots of liquid red stuff. So, it's probably a multitude of things.

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>>28281682
You cheeky git, you know what I mean!

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>>28279868
>Your baby satyr has learned how to walk.
Put bumpers across edged surfaces to protect their squishy noggins.
>Your baby satyr has learned to talk
Begin teaching them to butter up their mother
>Your baby satyr has learned to say "No"
Settle in for the long haul
>Your baby satyr has learned to fly.
pic related.

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>>28281786
That'd be super terrifying to see your kids fly. Can you imagine what sort of trouble they'd get into!? Dad senses can only go so far!

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>>28281914

>>28282282
>Panic
>Run after him
>Panic
>He keeps dropping and gaining altitude
>Panic
>HE'S HEADING FOR THE LAKE!
>PANIC!
>Rainbow Dash got him!
>Relax
>Fall to the floor next to Fluttershy, both of you emotionally drained
>...
>Rose soon to be Thorn is walking!
>CHASE AFTER HER!

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>>28282327
So what ordeal would be worse as a parent?
>Earth Satyr running all over the place
>Unicorn Satyr magicing the fuck out of everything
>Pegasus Satyr trying to fly back to their home planet
>Sphinxes climbing up places and being all cat-ish
>Changeling satyrs straight up disappearing when they mimic they turn into household objects
>Drakes threatening to burn the house down with their involuntary breath weapon
>Misc. abominations and their issues

>>28282327
Wonder if the other parents reacted in the same way when their kids started walking or flying for the first time?

>>28282442
I found a short Cups did a while back.

“Atlas for the love of- ugh, would you please stop climbing on things?”
>The small satyr had her hooves placed perilously on the top edges of two open cupboards, wobbling under her weight.
>Her little wheat-colored wings hadn’t fully developed yet, but she had inherited her mother’s love of exploration, and she wouldn’t let that stop her.
>You plucked her from her dangerous balancing act and carried her back to the living room.
>Placing her in front of the TV you knew she’d lose interest in soon again, you began to lecture her.
“No climbing. You can’t fly yet and you’re small enough that you’ll get hurt if you fall from that high, ok?”
>She nods her head like she does every time.
“I mean it, Atlas. I don’t want to see you get hurt.”
>”I understand Daddy.”
“So promise me, no more climbing?”
>She sticks her pinky out.
>”I promise.”
>You curl your finger around hers and then walk back to your room for a few minutes.
>To no one’s surprise, when you come back out, she’s climbing again.
>She’d opened the fridge and shimmied her way up, one side of her holding onto the fridge handle and the other side scaling up shelves of condiments.
>You noticed your mare had also began pouring a glass of milk a foot away.
“Daring why don’t you ever stop her? She listens to you at least.”
>Daring Do glanced over to you and then to her young satyr with an unfaltering smile.
>”Oh she’s perfectly fine. She’s got my blood in her, and if I could survive various deadly traps and recover ancient artifacts without the use of my wings, she can surely get up on top of the fridge without any harm.”
“Yes but you were a trained expert, and she’s six.”
>Wait.
>On top of the fridge?
>Oh shit shit shit you forgot.
(1/2?)

>>28282502
>You turn on your heel and jerk your arms awkwardly up to your daughter right as her hoof slips over the edge of the fridge top.
>Her tiny hand reaches for the knob of the cupboard up there.
“Atlas I really think it’s time for you to get down from there!”
>You jump to your toes and grab her little hoof, yanking her back just a few inches before your hand slips from it.
>She slides back and it pulls the cupboard open, causing a rain of magazines to spill out and onto the floor.
>You freeze.
>Daring turns at the sound and stares before her eyes widen.
>Atlas picks one up.
>”Dad, what’s a… p… ponut?”
>Your mare raises an eyebrow at you.
>You try to grin sheepishly but it looks nervous and strained.
>”These all say ‘XXX’. X marks the spot right mom? So this is like, a lot of treasure?”
>”Oh yes Atlas, some would call it that”
>She snorts as she says it.
>You can’t tell if she’s angry or amused. Or both.
>”I don’t know… why were you even keeping these in the cupboard above the fridge? That’s such a weird place.”
“W-well I was… Well I didn’t want you to find them but I didn’t want to get rid of them but I didn’t have much use for them after I switched to internet porn and-”
>”Oh internet porn hm?”
“I mean, shit.”
>Atlas’s voice could still be heard trying to sound out the titles on the magazines.
>”Playpony… Equestria’s… finest?”
>”Atlas, why don’t you come down from there for a bit and go out and play with Icarus, hm?”
>Atlas reared back off the edge of the fridge and slid down the handle excitedly.
>Daring nudged you in the direction of your room as Atlas ran off.
>”Mommy’s gotta go look at Daddy’s internet history.”
(2/2)

>>28282416
Unicorn. What if your kid accidentally teleports?

>>28282538
>Daddy’s internet history.”
Good luck, I delete that shit even when I've been looking at nothing untoward.

I Ctrl + Shift + Delete every time I have to leave the computer for more than a few minutes at a time.

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Have we run out of things to talk about? Speculations? Opinions? New ideas? It seems more like a skeleton crew than usual.

>>28282779
I've been busy with classes at the moment and knee deep in family issues. I'm just not in the mood to write at the moment.

>>28282416
>Changeling satyrs straight up disappearing when they mimic they turn into household objects
>Changelings can turn into inanimate objects
I did not like that part one bit. It'd be one thing if it was an illusion spell, but to be able to change into a real urn and other objects?

>>28282870
It was weird, yeah. I mean what if a changeling ever turned into a vibrator? What part feels what?

>>28282885
Let's not go there.

>>28282924
Then a chair then. The question's still the same.

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>>28273067
>No Punk
Ashamed

>>28282416
A lot of people are probably inclined to say unicorns, but diaper-wearing disasters are few and far between. The worst most parents would have to worry about would be some levitation. While troublesome, isn't quite as awkward as some of the others.

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Thorn for your Thorn needs

>>28283614
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE ALIVE!

>>28283614
Her face looks like she has two mouths. But she has a rocking stomach and chest

>>28273932
You did a good, memeboy. Whaddya got next?

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Just putting out some prompts and seeing if anyone's interested in writing them
>Anon is Equestria's ambassador to Dragon Island and meets Princess Ash in a meeting to discuss future tourism in the area.
>Anon is a newly integrated human in Equestrian Highschool and gets acquainted with Glimmer in a school book club.
>Anon's chihuahua is sick and he goes to see Ivy to help him.
>Anon has some abnormally developed calf muscles and Sapphire wants him to model her work.
>Anon is Icarus' human bro and plays soccer with him afterschool. Unbeknownst to him, Icarus has a little sister that he meets during their game.
>Anon tries to chat up the distant and a bit snarky waitress Mumble at Sugarcube Corner. It's a surprise when he finds her at a Poetry Slamwas dragged along to.
>Anon's a young farmhand on Sweet Apple Acres and tries to hide his hots for Darcy while Cider is subtly trying to get in his pants.
>Anon meets Hope at a local bar and they chat it up after mistaking her to be younger than she really is.

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>Lesbians

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>>28286651

>>28283614
Nice!

>>28286169
I am interested in almost all of those, but I'm no writer.

>>28286651
Aren't those just AJ and Rarity but in Satyr form?

>>28288050
Veritably, yeah. Like how Ivy is Flutt in satyr formmand Glimmer Twi. Not all of them are that unique

>>28288142
No I mean that isn't that a pic of literally Rarity and AJ in Satyr form? Not that most of the satyrs are just copy and pasted versions of their parents. Which I know is a thing.

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Reminder for satyrs, no matter how bad you fuck up, you can't fuck up as bad as this. Unless they have. If that's the case which one has fucked up that badly?

>>28288241
The harem must grow.

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>>28288260
You wish it went that way

>>28288241
>>28288308
What kind of an asshole would seriously pull that shit on a woman? Was he being blackmailed? And as for satyrs I don't know which one would do that, probably Blare. She seems emotionally unhinged enough to do it. Also women look horrible when they yell.

>>28288521
>She seems emotionally unhinged enough to do it
Blare is not emotionally unhinged.

>>28286169
Have there ever been any Satyr on Earth stories?

>>28288241
>>28288308
What comic is this from?

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>>28288679
I believe it's Nightwing Annual #2

>>28288679
Batman I'm assuming. Cause Barbara was crippled by the Joker. And babs is nickname for Barbara

>>28288661
'In Search Of Mother' is one, but that one's dead. There's one story where Hope goes to the EqG world and bumps into Normal Norman. Other than that, I don't think we've had anything other than the occasional one-shot.

>>28288167
No, that and the nide cuddling one are in fact Cider and Sapphire.

>>28288629
>My headcanon > yours
Do we have to state every time a head canon is being used now? Is the thread that god damn sensitive? Also, for future ref to avoid >samefag >>28288521

>>28288723
Did you get butthurt? If you did, then I apologize.
Oh, how I wish I could turn back time and write "I do not believe that Blare is the kind who is emotionally unhinged." instead. Or would that comment still have caused you to get upset and ask if everyone is god damn sensitive?

>>28288715
I thought Cider was a thin cutie. This one looks like a chub cutie like AJ would.

>>28288723
Blare doesn't get a whole lot of light shined on her. So it'd hard to pin down her most common personality.

>>28288167
>isn't that a pic of literally Rarity and AJ in Satyr form?
Nope. Those two really are Cider and Sapphire.
If it makes you feel any better, you're not the only one who thought that they were just satyr versions of the ponies when you saw that pic for the first time.
>>28288799
Maybe MT likes to draw Cider looking a tiny bit chubby?

>>28288785
You're the one whose ego was spurned enough you had to reply stating he was wrong.
>Should I let the guy's comment slide?
>Nah, gotta tell him he's wrong.

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>>28288981
He's trying hard to stir shit in both threads, just ignore him and talk about qt daughterus.

>>28288981
Why are you making such a big deal out of it?
>>28288998
>It's one guy every time!!!
Don't start that shit here. Just don't.

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>>28288981
Soo... Would it have been better if I said it differently? Or would you still have gotten upset?
>>28288998
>Implying
I apologized for causing his butt injury.

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Satyr has learned how to walk and is now running away while laughing.

>>28289070
See? This guy is barely even trying to hide it. Ignore... >>28289275
And love the satyr.

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>>28289275
Chase satyr.
Break the rules.

>>28289317
What was the story behind that comic now again? Did someone commission Mimic to draw it? Or did he draw it of his own free will?

>>28289423
Commissioned.

>>28281914
dad is superhuman

>>28289317
I misread that as "break their legs".
And it made sense.

>>28289703
Did somebody really commission all these pages? Damn how much did that cost?

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Last one.

>>28289716
Now that is something I would really like to know as well. Couldn't have been cheap.

>>28289746
This could be my /sad/ side speaking here but was that implied incest or something?

>>28289767
No?

>>28289767
Sounds like you're overthinking it and looking for things that aren't there.

>>28289767
I don't think it's supposed to be incest, but the panel does focus a little oddly.
Probably just a style choice, bud.

>>28289767
... No. That is your /sad/ speaking... You shouldn't listen to it.

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Take care of your child.

>>28290664
But I don't have a kid.

>>28290755
In this thread you do.

In the newest episode Discord did a thing that got a thought in my head.

>How much do you think Discord's chaos would effect your satyr?
>If you were resistant to the magics of equestra, and your offspring shared only half of your makeup, what would that spell for them?
>50% resistance?

>>28290764
Can't I just be the Anon who hangs out with satyrs? I don't like kids anyway.

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>>28290785
Sure.

>>28290778
100% because Chaos is a constant no matter of you'reca human or a pony.

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>>28290796
I'm going to echo what I said in the other thread and say that I feel like not introducing a human element that's seperate from the satyrs is a sorely missed opportunity. The only time we really talk about it is with Business Woman Darcy on Earth, that one smut fic with her and Anon, and Snapshot's prison buddy which I'm not all that fnd of. What would it be like to actually get to know a satyr instead of being a father to one? How would a typical Anon react to the slew of our collective abominations?

>>28290846
I vaguely remember reading some high school Anon dating Snap. That was cool.

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So there was talk in MLP general saying if we could have a pastebin filled with brief summaries of a satyr's backstory and personality instead of a Wiki for newcomers to read. Any thoughts on it?

>>28289820
>>28290115
>>28289794
>>28289792

It's a little odd he says "uh oh" when she sits herself like thst, then sends Hope away to get Lyra. Just felt off considering everything else was pretty cute. Just my two cents on it. Feel free to leave the pennies where they lie.

>>28290941
Thst could be a great idea, especially since I have no idea how to make a wiki. But we would néed to get together and agree on a universal main canon for the kids but could be fun and informative for new comers.

>>28290950
It doesn't even have to be explicitly incestual. If a girl rubs her ass against your cock, you risk a boner. He's just saving face and avoiding that conversation.

But either way, I really don't know what he was getting worried over.

>>28290971
But I'm talking about having multiple canons for each satyr who has them, which frankly aren't much.

>>28291064
You wouldnt think generalizing a little for newcomers would be easier on them? The basics to most satyrs are that they are their like their parents in some why, then after that take it as you will.

>>28291099
That'd work better, except some parents have little or no personality.

pls give reaction to satyrize
i know there are some u want

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>>28291413

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>>28291413

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>>28291422
i'm a lot slower at this than i predicted

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>>28291413

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>>28291422
It's not a reaction image really, but it's just something I would like to see satyrized someday.

>>28291623
>Thorn
>Nightingale
>or Bella

>>28291536
help who is /ss/ in /sat/
>CAPTA

>>28291597
Kek, thanks.

>>28291656
How old do you think /ss/ is? I headcannon Lil Mac, Simmer, Orion, Muddle, Hotshot,and Dynamo are around 13-14.

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>>28291536

>>28291876
Perfect

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>>28291876
Think you could do one with this?

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>>28291549
he big

>>28292042
we're not your personal army, fuck off with your shit flase flag

>>28291625
Who would that be?

>>28292102
Herc

>>28292102
I don't know. Here's what I think is the second one.
http://i.imgur.com/6C3BpRp.jpg

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>>28292117
>>28292067
Woops, meant you were talking about this. Hey Reaction-san, what program are you using to make these? Alsoisthisfine?

>>28292102
I remember when we talked about overwatcu, petunia was mei. I guess the question would be who would she be stealing the spotlight from.

>>28292194
Feather Heart? Itvwould make sense and Petunia's still too much of a nobody to steal the attention away from all the popular satyr girls.

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>>28291623
this was... an experience
>>28292143
i just use sai :V

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>>28292356
That's actually pretty cute

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>>28291959
>when your father demands you stop being incestuous

>>28292245
Yeah, that is true.

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>>28291413

>>28292630
i-i...is this a response or a request...?

>>28292644
Yes. The new green lantern comic with Simon and Jessica has a ridiculous amount of reaction images.

>>28292675
>file deleted
you got my hopes up and everything :c

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>>28292776
Here's the picture if you want to see it.

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My Little Robot!

>>28295052
Chibi Robo was awesome.

>>28291597
>>28291876
>>28292067
>>28292356
>>28292607
You are awesome!

Mega dead

>>28297676
What would help?

>>28297702
Suicide.

>>28297702
Maybe discussion or something, I don't know. Or do that whole one post story with "Today was a ____ sort of day" thing?

>>28297702
Daughteru has become morose. A trip to town to fuck around may be in order.

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Whatever happened to those Princess Hope stories?

>>28297756
We had stories?

>>28297722
We call those one shots. And I'm right now busting my ass off working the yard but taking one shot requests. I'll work on it layet and if it interests me.

>>28298187
>Anon (seperate Anon, not the father) trying to act cool in front of Darcy but failing miserably

>>28298187
Satyr has gotten sick. The parents soon begin to suspect that satyr is only faking it to stay home from school.

>>28298319
This is only reinforced when it is revealed to be Prostate Exam day, and their school had brought in the Minotaur doctors with the big fingers again.

>>28298339
Anon said they, which left it open ended for it to be a boy or a girl.

>>28298187
Dee dancing badly while listening to her favorite band and Jay filming it for blackmail

>>28297756
Anon's face is priceless.

>>28298343
Eeyup. Male and female doctors too. Fingers as big as an average dick. And satyr is a virgin! They don't even play with their butt. It's gonna hurt so bad! Like last year!

>>28298440
Just fucking stop.

>>28298440
Your jokes aren't funny.

>>28298440
>Trying to turn things into fetishes again
Why?
Go back to /sad/.

>>28298488
I don't think it was even a fetish thing, just poor attempts at humor.

>>28298187
A young Garret or Sapphire sneaks into Rarity's workroom and uses her fabrics and scissors and other tools to try and create something nice.

>>28298488
Things already are fetishes.

>>28298574
>Everything is a sexual fetish
>>>/sad/

>>28298603
Huh, the board link doesn't work.
>>>/asp/

>>28298624
No, the board just never links to /trash/

>>28298631
And that's a good thing. Wrestling is awesome.

>>28298654
That board went downhill with the addition of + wrestling.

>>28298662
I know, but I don't particularly care, as it's my fetish.

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Golden is a cutie

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Imagedump. Beware geeks bearing satyrs.
http://moronsonofboron.tumblr.com/post/149714662970/

Yes, I want to do satyrs for serious now

>>28298990
Taking commissions ey?

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>>28299014
Not yet

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>>28298990
>Mfw all these beautiful satyr pics
Hey, nice to see you around again! How's life been treating you?

>>28299023
Damn you have really cute work. Let me know when ya are.

>>28298990
Boron is back? For realzies?

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>>28299047
>>28299048
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I have to catch up on, satyr and otherwise.

>>28299061
>For realzies?
I should draw a Dazzling

>>28299115
That's a cute Darcy. Anything that you think you might've been out of the loop for? We'd be happy to fill you in.
The Dazzling Thread would appreciate it
Also I really like Simple10, I'm considering GMing it with my friends
Satyr splatbook when?

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>>28298990
>All that art

>>28299115
This image needs more rolling hills, but is otherwise lovely.

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>>28299155
Mostly I just want to pick up Satyrquest again

>>28299163
You want hills you got 'em

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>>28299183
>Tiddies.png
That'd be fun.

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Oh, and here's one I never got around to redrawing/revising/updating.

>>28298990
>>28299023
>>28299115
>>28299183
>>28299334

Ey! More pictures for the archive.

>>28299183
Ultimate paizuri waifu.
>>28299334
Desirae is a cutie that's unappreciated in her time. Much like Harshwhinny herself.

>>28288308
We don't have any crippled satyrs, do we?

>>28299630
i have an obscure, undrawn one.
*yay*

>>28299646
Oh? Who?

>>28299652
back when i first joined, i posted some art and left, saying i'd be back with more "lame, appreciative satyrs" and was written a tiny draft of anon taking wheelchair'd pink satyr to the candy shop. she's been my favorite lowkey ever since.

>>28299630
Take an existing satyr and cripple him or her.

>>28299705
Scootaloo's

OH WAIT

>>28299668
Why don't you write more about her?

>>28299705
That just seems a bit weird to me.

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>>28299630
we've got some discount buns left in the back

>>28299630
Selena can't use her wings in some headcanons.

>>28299730
i'm more of an artist than a writer.
and trust me, i will do it. (just when/mother is undecided still)

>>28299743
Oh I forgot about these. Do they even have names?

>>28299753
You could draw her then.

>>28299758

Tom, Dick, and Larry

>>28299758
I think naming individual buns was useless, seeing how useless and plenty they are.
>>28299777
lucky number confirm

>>28299794
Hmm, that would be pretty funny actually. I imagine they would get asked all the time why they have male names.

>>28299730
What's so weird about it? Kids can get injured and be forced to use a crutch or a wheelchair for a little while sometimes. It sounds better than creating entirely new satyrs JUST because you want to see a crippled satyr.

>>28299730
It worked for Barbara.

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>>28299837
maybe its genetic?
(im joking, im sorry)

>>28299758
In the few shorts I've written about buns I just name them based off nature stuff. Like Leafdew or Walnut or stuff like that

>>28299818

Then they get an arch nemesis named Backslide, who is constantly trying to thwart them

>>28299837
Sure, I guess you could.

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>>28299871
we "pony who deserve satyrs" now?
>pic related

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>>28299799
>useless
rood
But there are a lot of them in some settings.

>>28300006
>stallion on femanon
YES MORE OF THIS PLEASE

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>>28300025
>Increase bun.

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>>28300006

See every pony in this pic other than Spitfire (and Fleetfoot I guess)

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>>28300097
i see your suprise and raise you a soarin

>>28300097
Is it just me or does High Winds look like a thinner/younger Mrs. Cake?

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>>28300157
She was the prettiest Wonderbolt after Spitfire, in my opinion. Blaze is just a discount Spitfire.

>>28300157
It's not just you.

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>>28300140

I had an idea for one named Jetstream, but I didn't have much else than that.

I also considered making him Brazilian but after being around them fuck those obnoxious Hues

>>28300157

She kinda does there. Could just be how the artist drew her hair.

>>28300178
oh wow. that cute short mane.
i-i want her babes.

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>>28300140
Soarin's easily outclassed by this smooth mofo here. I mean his name is Firestreak, how cooler can you get? Femanons would be throwing themselves at his dick.

>>28300219
how did this many hot studs get into the wonderbolts without me noticing?

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>>28300196
Just look at how happy that adorable pone is

>>28300097
Is there a fleetfoot child?

>>28300592
I think someome wanted to make one and called him Jaybird? I think. He was a product of a threesome with Spitfire and Fleetfoot. I always wanted to see satyrless Wonderbolts hanging out with their friends' progeny. It'd set the world up a bit more.

>>28300671
not to mention that sweet, sweet pony on satyr action right? *nudge nudge*

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>>28300720
That goes without saying Anon. Just look at their barracks, the scene just writes itself.

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Hi
Someone asked about the costumes that Hiki owns, so here's one.

>>28300847
I would sex that.

>>28300847

>Satyrs and Sailor Moon

I'm surprised this never came up until now.

Reredid it:
http://pastebin.com/ftc1Ps4Q

>>28300025
So many in some settings that even their Great Father has given up on trying to remember all their individual names and just calls all the boys "sport", "champ" or "slugger" and all the girls "sweetie" or "honey-bun".

>>28301163
*Mispelled Baff
*Basil's daughter's name is Cinder
*Missing Bucky (M) with Applejack
*Change Lillian (F) to Lilium (F) for Fleur
*Change Muddle to Mumble for Pinkie Pie
*Change Steel Cage (F) to Steel Cage (M)

>>28301257
Woops, meant for
>>28301132

>>28301132
Miss Eri kids are: Bella (F) and Hiki (F)

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behold! some kind of asshole.

>>28301578
STALLION
ON
FEMANON

>>28301578
Where is mother?

>>28301578
He looks like he really doesn't want to look like a fuckboi, but really can't help it.

>>28301616
he is, my friend. do not you worry.

>>28301578

>Letting Fluttershy's brother breed

For what purpose

>>28301649
So we can have more STALLION ON FEMANON

>>28301670

Why not use Soarin or Firestreak or anyone else other than the faggot?

>>28273067
Alex and Emma join forces to make a Babymetal cover band

That other sphinx is invited too.

>>28301678
Hey, atleast he shaved and let his hairdown.

>>28301692

He looks like a girl

>>28301685
Which one? Noelle or Jade?

>>28301704
So doe a lot of other stallions

>>28301578
So what shall we christen him? Willow Whirl? Typhoon Blitz? Twister Gale?

>>28301749
Aeolus?

>>28301749
How about Gale Twister? could be funny if his first name is Gale

>>28301705
Pick your favorite.

>>28301793
But they're both so precious...

>>28301749
For some reason the name Gale feels appropriate.

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did you cut the fangs of your satyr kids this month?
they are just fake

>>28301992
>Those backgrounds behind them
Kek

>>28301992
You should upload your stuff on Derpi more often LB

>>28302080
i will be honest i'm lazy as fuck

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Why are posters so weird?

>>28299183
>I just want to pick up Satyrquest again
PRAISE HIM

>>28301578
>>28301824
>>28301767
I'm not sure why but Gale just seems right.
I like this new guy.

>>28302238

Galeforce?

>>28302238
Gale Winds?

>>28302238
>>28302253
>>28302312

Nobody seems to have a last name in pony world, so maybe just Gale is fine? Or Gale Breeze might work.

>>28302253
>The only reason Zephyr got to procreate is because Femanon wanted to pass down Galeforce to her child

>>28302323
>Femanon is a dumb fujoshi nerd
They were made for each other

>>28302119
Probably shouldn't have spoilered that.

>>28302409
Nothing wrong with sisterly love

>>28302323
dang eugenics

>>28299911
A bunbutt! I'll steal it, no one will ever know!

>>28302119
This hurts more than I expected

>>28302323
She would get along well with Dash

>>28301578

I see him and get the urge to yell.

Griffith!

>>28301992
>Zuzu looks at them and frowns.
"Do you two have any idea how stupid you look?"

>>28303906
>"It's not like you look better with those braces"

>>28301095
We have more dork satyrs? So we can have a nerd squad full of cosplays and D&Ds

>>28304391
Glimmer, Freckles, Emma.
Maybe Sterling.

Any others?

>>28304532
Oh, and possibly Dagger.

>>28304083
"F-Fuck you, wearing them is cultural appropriation!"

#BatLivesMatter

>>28304532

Rory, Thistle, Little Mac, Hotshot (though that's just my opinion)

>>28304670
>Rory, Thistle
Yeah, I can definitely see them having a few nerdy interests too, if not as hardcore as Glimmer.

>Little Mac, Hotshot
Do they have nerdy interests as well?

>>28304693
Doubtful

>>28304693

Little Mac gets it from his dad.

I always imagined Hotshot enjoying more indoor stuff than his sister (comics, PnP stuff, etc), though he still likes to go outdoors as well.

>>28300847
Noice.

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>>28302409
Really shouldn't have. Why did you?

>>28303906
Odd. I was drunk when I typed this earlier, but why would my iPad autocorrect Yuzu to Zuzu? It's not a word either, is it?

>>28305772
Maybe it means something in African or something.

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>>28301992
>>28300847
these two are cute, thanks.

>>28306401
Belladonna and hiki___?

>>28306401
Oh my god, that's so fucking cute!

>>28306580
>hiki
hikikomori?

>>28307625
>hikikomori
>noun
>the abnormal avoidance of social contact, typically by adolescent males.
>typically by adolescent males.
>males.

does that mean she's an mtf? that would be really cute and cool.

>>28307979
Ew, no.

>>28307996
Rude. Why not? There are several trap satyrs, is there a single transgender one?

>>28308034
Because the thread hates transgenders. They cross their arms and pout. They go "ew, yucky, I hate trannies!"

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>>28308034
Whats teh difference betwen them? snapshot is basically a fucking girl at this point

>>28308034
>>28270824
Because they're two entirely different things. One exists in the realm of fantasy as a novelty whereas the other has a bunch of mental and social issues going for it.

>>28308043
How sarcastic are you being anon? Legit question, i can't tell.

>>28308050
It's similar, but there's still a difference. Maybe it only matters to me, but i like seeing actual transgender characters.

>>28308100
I mean, one could argue that attractive traps exist outside of fantasy, but i agree with you. The mental issues come from spending years thinking you're a freak, hiding your real personality, and being scared of rejection or worse. The social issues cause the mental issues, but it's hard to blame people for being freaked out, gender issues are really weird and confronting.

>>28308050
Identity vs fetish.

>>28308100
>It's similar, but there's still a difference
Like what? Have trans-gendered people gone under surgery while traps just wear the clothes?

>I mean, one could argue that attractive traps exist outside of fantasy
Ive only ever seen a very small handful of real life traps i would do irl. for me its mostly in the realm of fantasy and i honestly can only get into it if they are very feminine. practically girls. So i dont even know if im technically gay or bi if i can only get hard is if its a chick with a dick.

>gender issues are really weird and confronting.
yeah, but we can all agree that gender fluid is bullshit right?

>>28308166
This was meant for you >>28308261

Sounds like the person who suggested it is either 1) into trans people, 2) knows someone/people who are, and doesn't find them abnormal or 3) is trans and is trying to find similarities themselves. I'm sure the thread isn't okay with that kind of stuff, so be safe transnon, and tread lightly.

>>28308050

>trap
I'm a boy, but I like dressing and acting girly.

>trans
I'm a girl, I was just was born with a penis. Don't misgender me, shitlord!

People can delude themselves all they want, take hormones and mutilate their genitals, but if you have a Y chromosome then you're a guy no matter what your mental illness may tell you to the contrary.

I actually have to deal with people like this fairly regularly.

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>>28308435
It doesn't even have to be crossdressing or acting girly, they literally could just be girl without breasts and a penis instead of a vagina, because that's the magic of fiction.

>>28308435
so the trap would be the better of the two? this whole respecting people's self identified genders and pronouns are getting ridiculous. I agree with you in the department of what you are born is what you are, the whole coddling of people with mental illness is where we are now with fiction-kin, and gender fluid nonsense.

>>28307979

Hiki is a full package otaku/anime enthusiast, she's socially awkward and spend more of her time on her room.
She use her chinese cartoons like a reality escape (cosplay, manga, etc...) kinda a long story why she acts like this... also we already have a emo trap on /emo/

so yeah, she's a she

>>28308261
Traps/crossdressing is usually temporary. Traps still think of themselves as male, but they dress up sometimes for fun/lewd.

Transgender people (the real ones not the tumblr trend followers who do it to be cool or interesting) take hormones that reshape their body, and they spend time and money to transition as much as possible so that their body matches their mind, their perception of what they want to be. Most get surgery, but it's expensive so some can't. You have to learn how to emulate the other gender socially, retrain your voicebox to sound correct, and a lot of other shit.

The difference comes down to dedication basically.

Who cares what you are attracted to anon, sexual orientation doesn't need to fit into a box.

Genderfuid is 9 times out of 10 a tumblr kiddo who wants to be cool and interesting. But i think there might be a very small number who are actually genderfluid? Not sure.

>>28308269
No worries babe

>>28308383
3, thanks anon

>>28308435
I think there's a difference between biological sex and gender. But I'm not going fight with you. Just try not to be cruel, not every tranny is like the cliche.

>>28308539
Fiction kin is dumb. Anything beyond he/she is usually dumb. If someone asks you to call them he or she, just be polite. Don't make a fuss, think about what a difficult place that person is and be kind. Or not, it's not my place to tell you what to do.

>>28308545
Okay, thank you. Which emo pone is the trap?