>everyone hooves in the air
>this is armed robery
>hang us your waifus and no one gets hurt
>just don't do anything stupid
>>28268290
If dubs you leave and we all keep our waifus
>>28268306
Seems like dubs are on my side now.
Now, where is waifu?
>>28268290
*rushes thief*
>>28268290
A crowbar? Who do you think you are? Gordon Fucking Freeman?
>>28268290
I don't have hooves I had hands you stupid bitch you dun fucked up.
>>28268290
How can it be an armed robbery if ponies only have legs?
>>28268290
Hahahaha! Haha!
>man walk into a bar
>another man slap him
"yowch don't slap me!!!" man yells
>gets slapeed again
"it hurt"
>too bad
>man leave bar
>man walk into dark forest, upset because he got slapt
>he cums across a large hollow log
>a poni crawls out
>says name is Boo Bippy The Pony Hippy
>Boo becomes gud friends with slapped man
>slapped man and Boo go to Canterlot
To be continued...
>>28268334
Do I need to prove it that its armed robery?
I can put this bat though your stupid skull
>>28268342
Just like I'm about to do to you. Oh, and her name is Lucille
>>28268342
>>28268328
>>28268334
>>28268342
AHAHHAH
funny post
>>28268338
>salmon man and Boo find Princess Slutlestia outside of the city
>Princess Celestia say that there is danger demon in Cantelrot, that it isn't safe
>Boo frowns
>Slapp Man frowns
>"we will stop danger demon!" Boo says to Celestia
>Celestia frown
>"No, please don't. My Elemonts of Harminny are on the case already. We don't need more ponies getting hur—"
>Boo and Slap run off into Canterlot, ignoring Princess Celestia
To be continued...
>>28268348
You don't have any weapon you dumb faggot
Now you have my permission to fuck off or b killed
>>28268365
Yeah. You are gonna regret crossing me and my waifu in a few minutes. Yes, you are
>>28268366
That's it mothefucker
*puls out a minigun*
*sprays in his general direction*
>>28268371
Not cool.
>>28268377
Getting 2 dubs in a row
Fuck off you win then, I will just go fuck my self till I dei
>>28268342
*unsheathes katana*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?
>>28268290
Nice stick you fat fuck.
Do you like my stick?
>>28268418
>>28268387
He was defeated you retard.
>>28268290
Are you insane? I won't hang my waifu!
>'Armed' robbery you say?
i got this
>>28269278
>I NEED SCISSORS! 61
>Okay. Listen gang, We're gonna head to the Gala and Uhhh...liberate their waifus.
>Vlad gave us a sniper asset to use for the mission, along with an extra loot dropoff point and the other basic stuff.
>Don't get seen too early if you're doing loud. You're gonna need to find the server room to find the "Mane 6".
>They're the most expensive waifus, so I expect you to get them along with Luna and Celestia.
>Oh, and Wolf.
>Stay off the dancefloor.
>>28269812
donacdumb
>>28269824
Is Wolf and Hoxto best princesses now?
>>28269213
No no no.
He said "armed robery".
We're obviously dealing with robes, here.
>>28269812
I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROFESSIONAL
THIS ISN'T PROFESSIONAL
>>28268290
Hey Wolfy, come with me
>>28270035
Requesting a picture of an armed rob.