Has anyone tried using magick to be with your waifu? The "what

>>28267192
tried it, doesn't work, stop believing in fairytales and accept the harsh reality, you are merely a human destined to die and when this happens you will feel nothing
>inb4 fedora

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>>28267192
>if x happens you will breach the contract
>if y happens you will breach the contract
>if z happens you will breach the contract
>BREACH THE CONTRACT
implying I'm not going to fuck this up

I'll just stick to fapping to my waifu before bed in hopes she'll appear in my dreams. Might get lucky tonight!

>>28267192
Been to /X/, seen this works about as well as tulpa, didn't bother.

>>28267722
Refraining from fapping is going to get you those wet dreams with her

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>>28267892
>tulpa
that shit scares the fuck out of me. Stories of faggots going insane by thinking their tulpa is trying to kill them has left me way too /spooked/ to ever try it

>>28267192
Is anyone willing to do this?

>>28267192

>So many misspellings.

I'm superstitious, not COMPLETELY mentally retarded. I can still fucking spell.

>>28267576
Fedora

>>28267192
>succubus
Bad idea.
Very bad idea.
>>28267576
>opening up yourself doesn't work
You can't hypnotize yourself if you aren't completely calm and don't believe in it.
>>28267892
/x/ is for beginners.

>>28269502
>succubus
>bad Idea
Why? and how would you know?

>>28269502
Are you someone who's read the Ars Goetia?

I've heard that it works, and I want to use it