Are you like me /mlp/?

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>>28264333
Probably not. Also, it's the other way around for me. I find it harder to look at regular horses, because pone just seems more normal to me.

>>28264333
I still think they are ugly.
But the eyes are looking for the pussy.

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>>28264333
yea

>>28264333
It was the other whey around for me. Always enjoyed horse. The idea of talking ones appeals to me. This whole thing is just another way to talk about equines really.

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>>28264333
I am a lot more likely to notice horses when I walk or drive past someplace, but they're still just animals to me.

Yesterday I walked past a police mare and all I was thinking of was staying outside its kick radius. I did not want to cum inside Cop Horse.

>>28264456
What about a really nice mare? Like a really nice one.

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>>28264333
You tell me.

>>28265959
hello horse general

Ive started to appreciate horses more but not in a sexy way like im sure most of the people in this thread do.

>>28265959
>That post
My dick can only get so erect.

>always notice the balls/marevag every time I see a horse now
t-thanks Jan

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>>28266861
Now see it in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1aHUY3fkzI

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>>28267677
Unf
.webm when?

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>>28267758
>He doesn't have at least webm for retards

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>>28267796
Uuuuuunf
Thanks senpai

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“There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.”

>>28264333
Welcome to the ride anon.
I need to control myself every time i am at countryside with family to not fuck a horse

>>28264333
I used to think horses were gross now I can't stop staring at their asses.

>>28264333
Yeah. My fondness for real horses has definitely increased.

Yeah I know what you mean. Before watching the show I was always intimidated by horses, mainly stemming from a time when my parents brought me to a stable to ride one and it kicked me off, causing me to land face first in the dirt. After getting into the show I get much more excited when I see horses, exclaiming "Horsie!" as I drive past. My job takes me all over the state so I often find myself in rural areas where there are plenty of stables with horses in them. I sometimes get faked out by cows though and find myself saying "Aw, it's just a cow" once I realize it.

Worst part is my late grandparents had a house that shared a backyard fence with a stable and the horses would sometimes come to visit, particularly if we had a treat for them. My sister would always get all excited while I was always apprehensive around them. If the show had existed back then I would probably at least pet them.

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>>28264333
>>28265959
>>28267677
>>28267796
Checkin' these mares and numbers. Please remove the 3dpd, though.

>>28272766
All of those are 3dpd. If you remove everything, what are you left with?

>>28272886
>Mare = 3dpd woman
(You)

>>28273087
Read the post again. There's no mention of women.
(They)

>>28267677
she has Faust's eyes

>>28273422
>3dpd
>no mentions of women

>>28273668
You have no idea what it means, do you?

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>>28267677
>note to self
>find more pictures of horses with women with big tits
>ultimate smokescreen

>>28273728
I know what it means around here, newfag.

>>28273770
>around here
You mean yourself and the other two retards.

>>28273792
>numbers
Are you European?

>>28273897
>not using full words
It's against the rules to use shorthands that are not native to this site.

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>>28267677
>>28267796

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>>28273905
Mind pointing out which rule states that?

>>28273770
Yeah right. Even if you were somehow right and it was really this common, this idiotic usage should be put an end to.
The comparison was made between real horses and real women. No cartoon characters were involved. You need to find a better fitting epithet to call those weird and wonderful creatures that for some reason just won't let you near them.

>>28274020
>Even if you were somehow right
I am.
>and it was really this common,
It doesn't fucking matter if it's common or not.
>this idiotic usage
We're on a fucking chan.
>should be put an end to.
Yeah nah. It's our culture.
>inb4 "Culture"
Yeah, for the lack of a better word of a common and commonly accepted praxis.

>>28274066
>>28274066
I'm not convinced it's common at all, since this is possibly the first instance of such a misuse I've come across on /mlp/. People refer to women as 3dpd only when they compare them to cartoon characters, or when it's used in circumstances where it's at least vaguely implicit that a cartoon character is preferred. Here, it was women vs horses, both non-cartoon, both 3D, one PD.
So there still remains the little problem that it makes absolutely no sense. I'm interested in how you're going to rationalize it away.

>>28273927
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?")

>>28274230
Common acronyms are not indecipherable. There is a clear difference between abbreviating "take" as "tk" or "to the" as "2da" and shortening 3D Pig Disgusting to 3DPD.

>>28274251
It is not up to you to interpret the rules, that is the moderator's job.

>>28274192
>both 3D, one PD
There it is.

>>28274299
So just pd, not 3dpd.

>>28274290
In my years here I have never ever seen someone banned for using words like 3DPD, lmao, lol, etc. Seems the mods don't quite agree with you.

>>28274321
No, it just means you're new.

>>28274321
I have, but never because of just one word and never for "3dpd".

>>28264333
yes, i want to _pet them

>>28274412
Well, dubs also fall under global rule 3, but you never see anyone getting banned for that either. Mods are lax in applying the rules which is what makes 4chan great in the first place.

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>>28264333
I wasn't interested in them that much before. Then after the show I had a chance to work with them (one of the benefits of growing up in the country I suppose).

As such, I don't see them as big idiots anymore. Don't get me wrong, there are the dumb ones. But most of them just have unique behavioral cues. They're craftier than a lot of people give them credit for.

They're also pretty cute.

>>28274448
"Get" posts used to be occasionally deleted, but they just don't bother nowadays.

>>28274475
I wonder what would happen to /mlp/ if we had The Round Stable moderation for a day.

>>28275667
one off

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Last bump for cute horses.

Interesting. now the next question in this thread should be, "How many of you Bronies who want to fuck horses also consider yourselves furries?"

>>28264333
>Wasting trips asking if something is normal on /mlp/.

>>28278102
>how many of you who want to fuck a furry creature are actually furries?

Is this just a denial test?

Because I'm pretty sure everyone here and on trash are furries just by association.

Except for the gemsexuals, who just want to fuck rocks.

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A thread about posting real horsies? My time has come!

>>28278102
I'm sure there're more actual horse fuckers here, than we would like to know.

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>>28264333
Actually didn't care much for them until I saw Spirit a week ago. Now I want to take horseback riding lessons again.

I do find horses sexually attractive, but I think I did that before MLP too. They have nice bodies, particularly the rear end and butt, and usually very aesthetically pleasing genitalia.

>>28264333
Perfectly normal.

>>28267796
I'm assuming she's grinding herself on the fence?

>>28279491
You're assuming wrong.

>>28279491
In all likelihood, she's likely just scratching her tail or thighs.

>>28279491
It says on the YT page it's a he. And the horse is just trying to scratch itself, although it could be a compulsion.

>>28267677
I would fuck the horse but I would also tittyfuck the human and paint her chest with ball cider.

>>28264333

>>28264333
yes

>>28279521
Pretty sure there's no such thing as a male horse, at least as long as were on /mlp/ and stay clear of the few threads that must not be mentioned.

>>28281592
but trap tickler and homo horse generals aren't that bad

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>>28282117
SHHH!

>>28264333
I am, I used to view horses as useless farm animals.
Now I realize how majestic and beautiful they are.

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>>28264333
Yes!