The Tarrasque has awakened in Equestria and is now coming to

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>>28259690
I summon Goliath in attack mode!

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>>28259690
Hey can't fit through the portal :^)

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>>28259690
I think she can handle it herself senpai.

>>28259690
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu...

>>28259690
Atomize it through sheer force of will.

>>28259690
Last time I defeated a Tarrasque (or a Proto-Tarrasque) I got it to eat an instant tower, then shouted the command word down it's throat.

If we can find something that can expand to a size of Colossal ++, I think we'll be able to replicate the feat.

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>>28259851
He wouldn't appear before you, anon. You are neither a holier-than-thou paladin of the highest order willing to sacrifice his faith and commit atrocities, nor have anything worthwhile to trade the demon for the life of your waifu.

Tremble in a ball of tears as you watch her devoured by the world eating tarrasque.

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>>28259690
>pony
I join her in glorious battle

>>28259690
Crawl up its ass and puch it in the heart or brain stem until it dies.

Any problem can be solved with a proper application of high explosives.

>itt: the poor fools who don't know just how powerful the D&D Tarrasque is

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>>28259690
>>28260297
There are things... worse

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>>28260297

Huh? You think I care about how powerful some big monster is? I'll just erase it from existence!

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>>28259690
>ultimate engine of destruction
oh, we'll see about THAT.

>>28259690
jokes on you I don't have a waifu

>>28260184
>implying

>>28259734
>pone waifu
nice try

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>>28260281

When in doubt, C-4.

>>28259690
Delayed blast fireball into it's stomach, cast Horrid Wilting into the wound, then when it's down, cast Wish for the coup de grace. Celestia might be able to use Miracle

>>28260281
>>28260412
>>28260747
Unless you use a wish to kill it after defeating it, it'll simply regenerate. More dakka just isn't enough.

>>28260843
Wouldn't Miracle imply some sort of higher being?

>>28260887
Discord can turn it into a bunny rabbit.

>>28260917
True Polymorph wears off when the target hits 0 HP.

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shes the reason i kill these things!

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>>28259690
When in doubt, destroy the continental plate.

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>>28259690
You don't.

I take her home with me.