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It must be awful being a mature mare. Your stallion plows you

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It must be awful being a mature mare. Your stallion plows you - painfully - for all of 10 seconds before unloading, and then when he pulls out his flare scrapes your insides. You have a clit that gets next to no stimulation and a gspot that is eternally ignored. You live your entire life cranking out babies all the while in perpetual sexual starvation.
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If their mouths can produce human speech, and their stomachs can digest eggs and milk, never mind the wings and magic horns, then there's no reason to assume their sex organs and estrus cycle are identical to a terran equine.
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Being sapient, the males would probably be willing to put in the extra effort to satisfy their ladies.

Human males can cum in under 5 minutes if they really want to when there's no point in dragging it out. Or they can go 20+ if they really want to impress their partner.
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>>28259382
They're not real anon. You can imagine whatever you like.
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>>28259929
>or they can go 20+
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>>28259929
I have went out an hour once.
My hands hurt like hell after wards.
Honestly, don't know how people can fuck for longer than 15 mins.
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>>28259948
Alcohol can help you last longer champ. Just don't overdo it or else you'll be "1 out of 5".
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>>28259342
You know, real mares cum pretty quickly too.
Please stop with your selective headcannons
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>>28259929
Actually it all depends on the sensitivity of the penis. Our primate cousins have the same problem. The reason we can last longer is because we lack the penile spines most other mammals possess on their dicks that make them so sensitive and therefore quicker to orgasm (we actually still have them but they are vestigial and therefore not nearly as pronounced as our primate cousins).

That said if you think of real life horses being like the equine equivalent of gorillas to Equestrian ponies then it would make sense that Equestrian stallions would have less pronounced penis spines so their penises are less sensitive and last long enough in the sack to bring a mare to orgasm. After all, our dicks are this way because prehistoric women preferred men with penises like that over the competition and therefore said men were more successful at making babies with those genes to pass on to the next generation; a process known as "sexual selection". Perhaps when ponies evolved intelligence the mares decided to mate with the stallions with less sensitive cocks who therefore could last long enough to get them off, making said stallions more successful at making foals who in turn posessed those genes.
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>>28260132
You don't need a dick to get a lady off. Horses can stick their tongues out 8+ inches.
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>>28259342

And then anon appears
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>>28260169
>Anon being hailed as a sex god for his sub-par human stamina
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>>28260165
Yes but prehistoric men and women were ignorant of this fact. Cunnilingus was something that was discovered way after modern homo sapiens evolved, probably some time after the discovery of agriculture but before writing since oral sex is casually mentioned in the Epic of Gilgamesh, implying it was a common practice by then.
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>>28259342
Sex is a SIN.
The mare needs to be stoned to death,
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>>28259929
I have never gotten off in less than an hour, am I doing something wrong?
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>>28260132
This is the same reason that humans have repetitively huge dicks compared to other primates. But we suffered in balance with small balls.
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>>28260209
I would love to have listened to that conversation.
"You want me to put my mouth where!?"
The world has not been graced with the likes of such a bold explorer since.
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>>28260234
Maybe. It used to take me 40 minutes to over an hour to finish. Using a fleshlight and watching porn helped reduce it to 20-30 minutes, as long as I do it regularly. It shoots up to around 40 if I wait a few days.
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>>28260265
Nah, I imagine it being more like something from a romcom.
>Ancient couple are about to have sex.
>Man trips and falls face first into woman's pussy, getting his tongue jammed in there in the process
>Man is about to get up and apologize but woman shoves his head deeper in and tells him not to stop
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>>28260132
It's not that they preferred it. Men with smaller penises literally could not breed a woman back then. When we tarted walking upright our gluteus maximus muscles got very developed because we would walk for miles chasing prey down and we would eat more meat. We needed to develop bigger penises to be able to compensate for such a big muscle in the way. There are different sexual positions we're capable of, but I'm talking back when we would bang out of instinct.

That being said, we most likely last long as well because a highly durable male is the one that's going to bring home the bacon.
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>>28260280
For some reason, I'm really sporadic. Sometimes it takes me less than 5 minutes and other times it takes upwards of an hour.
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>>28260251
>tfw fascinated by huge balls
>tfw turned on by the thought of a huge sweaty sack creating some of the thickest cum humanity ever seen
>tfw we can't have both

is there a point to life, n/n?
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>>28259342
Seems like you're speaking from experience OP
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>>28260327
I almost envy people who can finish in under 10 minutes these days. It's turned into a chore for me when I'm trying to get work done. If I jerk off 2-3 times a day, that's pretty much an hour and a half average I'm not getting shit done.
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>>28260355
Lasting too much is a curse.
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>>28259342
Ew op
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>>28260336
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/Homer12085/haters-gonna-hate-monkey-big-balls.jpg
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>>28259342
get back to the breeding pen
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