Sparkle's Sexual Adventures

>>28257927
I am sorry :(

>>28257927
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>Now you've done it again.
>You put yourself in this corner because you knew too much about Flash.
>And now you can't really use anything as an excuse.
>You basically put yourself in a corner.
>You guess you have no choice.
>You have to tell Flash the truth.
"Well... I recently met up with someone named Sunset Shimmer and one of her acquaintances told me that she once dated you."
>"Oh..."
>Well it was technically the truth.
>"So you met Sunset huh? What has she been up to lately? I haven't really seen her since then."
"Well she's fixing buildings at the moment."
>"Fixing buildings?"
"Yeah... for the homeless."
>"So she's a volunteer worker?"
"Exactly!"
>"Where is volunteering at?"
...
...
...
>Fuck!
>You didn't think that one through.
>Go with someplace that seems logical.
"Neighpon. (?)"
...
...
...
>"Well she did tell me she wanted to go there once."
>Thank Celestia he bought it!
>"But my question is when did you go to Neighpon?"
"Ummm.... last week?"

>Be Flash.
>You now know she's lying.
>She clearly doesn't know what she's talking about at this point.
>But should you really confront her now on why she knows so much about you or why she's so obsessed with you?
>Maybe...
>Just wait a bit longer...
>Besides...
>She might tell General Armor that you're bullying her and that'll cause him to destroy you.

>>28258124
Oooh Sunset.

>>28258124
>Might as well move the subject around.
>Might ease the tension.
"So... apparently I got a lot of letters from you. What was that about?"
>"The letter?", she said with a confused look but then with a reminder, "Oh yeah.... the letters."
>She then gave a small glare towards the dragon.
>Odd.
>It's as if he sent the letters for without her permission.
..
..
..
>Nah that can't be it.
>"So... did you like any of the letters?"
"I will admit I read a few of them... but I question about one of them."
>"Oh... is there anything wrong with it."
"A bit..."
>"Was it like a typo or something?"
"Yeah it is kinda that."
>"Really?!", she said with surprise, "What word was that?"
"Well if you're going to penis, it's spelled P-E-N-I-S, not P-I-N-U-S."

>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You just heard Flash literally spell out the word penis for you.
>Which means two things.
>One Spike need to work on his spelling a bit more.
>And Two, WHATEVER THE HELL SPIKE WROTE INVOLVES PENIS!!
"Um... you wouldn't happen to have the letter with you at the moment would you?"
>Flash then gave you this strange look.
>".....Sure....."
>"He then pulls the letter out of his work satchel and then gives it to you.
>You take a look at it.
>It states.

"Dear Flash Sentry,
What's the size of your pinus? I bet you have like this huge cock hiding underneath that sheath of yours. I can't wait for you demolish me with it.
-Love
Twilight Sparkle.

P.S: Write me up sometime."

>You face is now beet red.
>Not only from embarrassment but also from anger.
>You turn to your date.
"Excuse me for one second."
>"OK."
>You then teleport up to Spike.
>And come towards as calmly and politelyas you can be.
>You breath in... and out.....
>You then get his attention.
>"Oh hey Twilight!", the young drake greets you, "What's u-"
"SPIKE! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

>>28258308
>Be Spike
>You are very surprised Twilight called you a mother fucker.
>Well there must a logical reason why.
>"Spike! Why did you make a letter to Flash?"
"I already answered that question."
>"OK let's be more specific. Why did you write a letter to Flash about his penis!?!?"
"Oh... that letter... I meant to get rid of that"
>"Well?"
"Well... you see... You asked me to write this one."
>"I asked you to write this one."
"Eeyup."
...
...
...
>"Was I drunk?!"
"Yes."
>"Well that explains everything!!"
"You can't really blame for this one."
>"Spike was I threatening to kill you if you didn't write the letter and send it to Flash"
"You did threaten me with a plunger."
>"Would this plunger kill you?"
"... no..."
>"Then you could have just ignored me!!"
"But it was full of toilet water."
>"Well guess what! No Sapphire Swirl Ice Cream for you!"
"What?! Why?!"
>"Because you gave Flash that letter and for misspelling penis."
"Oh...."
>"Don't worry, you're still getting ice cream just not your favorite flavor because you did help me in the library. Now if you don't mind I'm going back to Flash. I'll see you later."
>Twilight then left.
>Jokes on her though, Sapphire Swirl isn't your favorite, Rocking Ruby is.

Taking a break.

I admire your perseverance.

>>28258648
>Be Twilight
>You then come back to Flash.
>He then looks at you.
>"So.... what was that about?"
"Sorry about that... had to figure out why I actually wrote that letter. And it was me drinking.... a lot."
>"Huh.... I'm non of your family can take a drink."
"Huh?"
>"N-nothing.", he said as he looked away, "So is there anything you want to do?"
>You never really thought about what to with Flash.
>Maybe try eating out or watch a movie.
>Either way you gotta think of something.
>After a few seconds you finally think of something.
"How about the Sugar Cube Corner?"
>"Sugar Cube Corner?"
"It's a nice sweet shop that sells ice cream and cake.
>"Hmm... a cake shop. OK. Sounds nice."

>>28259154
"Then it's settled."
>You both then begin to leave to the sweet shop.
>After a few minutes you reach the sweet shop.
>Flash then looked around for a bit.
>"This place looks nice."
"Wait til you eat the cakes. They're amazing!"
>"Well with how are you're describing them they ought to be."
>The two of you then prepare to take a seat and wait for your waiter to come see you.
>But as soon as you sit down....
>"HI!", Pinkie said as she popped out of nowhere.
>This scared the hell out Flash.

I'm going to bed.

>>28259444
trips demand more

>>28260094
One more because of it.

>>28260050
>You stare at your pink friend.
"Please don't give Flash a heart attack, Pinkie."
>Pinkie then gave you this weird look?
>"Flash?", she asked, "You mean that pegasus you claimed was hot in the h-"
>You then proceed to shut your friend up
"Hayburger stand! That's right Pinkie! The Hayburger stand."
>"But I thought you.... oh..... Okie dokie loki."
>She then gave her Pinkie Promise motion as a sign of trust.
>"So what will you two have?"
>After Flash gaining all of his composure back he then starts to order.
>"Well Twilight said you had good cake.", he began, "So what kid of cakes do you guys have?"
>The whole restaurant then just stares at you and Flash.
>Pinkie then gave a look that stated challenge accepted.
>"What kind of cakes do we make?", she repeated Flash's question, "All of them!"
>"A-all of them?", Flash said with a raised eyebrow.
>"YES!", Pinkie said with excitement, "All the cakes!"
>Vanilla Cake
>Red Velvet Cake
>Chocolate Cake
>White Chocolate Cake
>Ice Cream Cake
>Coconut Cake
>Cookie Cake
>Strawberry Short Cake
>Fruitcake
>Birthday Cake
>Potato Cakes
>Pan Cakes
>Pumpkin Cake
>Pound Cake
>Mr and Mrs Cake
>Angel Food Cake
>Devil's Food Cake
>Wedding Cake
>Those huge cakes with the pony that pops out of them.
>"Everything from A to Z", the pink pony finished.
>Is there more?
>You're pretty sure she named all of them.

>>28260257

i'll accept it because it was cute

>>28260257
>Pumpkin Cake
>Pound Cake
>Mr and Mrs. Cake

Did she just randomly pull the family out to show Flash or something like that?

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>>28257927
>this thread

>>28260634
Are you mad at this fan fic thread?

inn sory smepai