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>Finally get over fear of being found out
>Download first clop onto phone
>Phone is taken by super gossipy roommate while I sleep
>Roommate is gone, no way for me to get phone back
>No way he won't see it
Does the universe have a sense of humour?
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Get a lock for your door. That's fucked if they walk in your room and take your shit.
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>not slapping the shit out of your roommate for taking your shit
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>>28256256
yes, it most certainly does (e.g. the platypus).
More to the point, let's hope your roommate does, too.
Here's how the conversation would go with anyone I'd agree to having as a roommate:
>Have you been fapping to my little pony porn?
Yep.
>That's fucked up. You're a sick bastard.
Yep.
>Wanna smoke a bowl?
Yep.
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>>28256285
>implying I won't as soon as he gets back
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Moment of truth, lads
He just got back
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>>28256379
Let us know how it goes
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Thanks for reminding my of my childhood with non-privacy conscious parents. Even when I put passwords on my devices they would take them away from me until I gave them the password so they could look at my shit, I have so many passwords that I can't use anymore because of them. My father probably saw my clop but he never talked to me about it, no idea what he thinks of that. The main reason I use 4chan instead of any other site is because they would find my account and stalk me.
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>>28256256
Yes it does have a sense of humor.
Dark humor.
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Ok so I MAY or MAY NOT have broken his nose
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On the bright side, I don't think he'll be taking my shit again anytime soon
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>>28256256
Having a decent password is so easy, anon.
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>>28256256
Quit being a beta and put your foot down on this asshole. Don't let him take your shit like that. From your post it sounds almost normal for them to do this.
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>>28256256
>Report phone as stolen.
>Tell police you know who stole it, and give description.
>Tell them you have credit cards tied to the phone.
>Police show up and find captain Fuckwad.
>Ask you if this is your phone.
>Tell them yes, but you never had weird pornography on it before he stole it.
>Ask the officer in a worried tone if he downloaded illegal porn on your phone.
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>>28256256
>having clop on phone
>not having phone locked
>sharing the lock with people you dislike/don't trust
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>>28257195
Best course of action desu
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>>28257195
Goddammit I should have done that
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>>28256256
>roommate takes phone and then leaves
Who the fuck does this? Kill your roommate.
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