Would Hasbro let him write for the show?
>>28250851
Seriously, who? We need a name.
>>28250851
I don't know who that is.
>>28250867
James Rolfe from Cinemassacre.
>>28250851
no, unless its an AVGN pony episode
Considering his content has gotten worse and not better... Why would they?
>>28250912
Because that's exactly what's happened to mlp
I'd rather they hire this guy, at least he's an actual professional writer so hiring him would actually make sense.
>>28251072
Max Landis would be amazing, he would probably expand upon the lore greatly.
>>28250851
*imagines Twilight screaming "THIS SPELL IS FUCKING SHIT, IT CAN'T DO ANYTHING!*
>>28250974
Underrated
Fucking why?, he isn't even in the fandom, I think that max gilardi will be a better writer, seriously if you read jappleack you could understand what I say, he's a great writer him self
test
>>28250974
I set you up for that.
>>28251111
Checked
>God, you know, like, I enter this cart racing competition, and I'm about to win, when all of a sudden, bam! Fucking smashed by the other racers because some fucking asshole made the roads intersect, like what were they thinking!? Oh, we need a really long racetrack for the racers, but the town isn't big enough. Well how about moving the fucking race somewhere else!? Maybe, I don't know, AROUND the town, rather than right fucking THROUGH it!?
>>28251168
So he would write an episode with Quibble Pants in it?
>>28251185
God you know this fucking castle, it sticks out like a diamond in a turd. Who comes up with this shit?
>>28250851
James Rolfe in Equestria when?
>>28250851
literally who
>>28251540
>"This place fucking sucks. All these damn bright colors and fucking rainbows everywhere. I feel like I'm having an acid trip!"
>>28250867
>Missing out on one of youtube's first winrar youtubers in history
I hear his wife is cucking him. smhfampai
>>28250851
Does he even write?
>>28250867
>>28251545
you must be 18 or older to browse this site
>>28251580
He writes scripts.
>>28251592
To what?
>>28251617
To AVGN, and he wrote screenplay for the movie too. He has a basic knowledge of screenplay writing.
>>28251646
Very basic, it seems. Then again, I guess Hasbro isn't known for hiring people that can write well. He'd be a shoe in.
Mike > James
>"All right so Rainbow Dash I don't think got enough humiliation here. I mean crashing into a tree, having some birds pecking at her face, getting electrocuted, and getting covered candy while crashing down on this ground. Why don't we have a pile of dog turds on the ground right where she crashes? Why don't we have her friends laughing at her? Have a photographer there photographing the event so it ends up on the front page of the newspaper?"
>>28251153
Jappleack was actually pretty neat.
He probably fucking could write better episodes than the current writers...
Fuck
>>28251540
>"What is this? Is this a dragon? Where are we now? Into the fucking Spyro? And this gryphon? Well, I thought here was suposed to be the ponyland, not the fucking every creature that we have in mythology land!"
I'd be up for having him make Gilda cry.
>>28251698
"Look at some of serious shit that will happen if one of these other dragons becomes dragon lord. Ban all pillows! Make burping a mandatory greeting! Yeah, serious issues."
>>28250851
Why him of all people? Did you literally just pick someone at random that wasn't a complete hack?
>>28250867
Christopher Bores
>>28251691
this anon gets it
>>28252577
No, man, that's Doug Walker!
>>28250882
Wow, he looks a lot different in that pic...