Anon in Pony Prison #44: Cuddle is life Edition

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Done, Good Night.

>>28231542
>Cuddle is life
Does that mean... my waifu is real?

>>28231666
Satanic trips of cuddle life

>>28231542
>I went to bed for a few hours and you guys burn through thread 43
You must've been asleep for 17 days, then.

>>28231818
>17 days
kek

>>28234444

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>cuddling instead of rape

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>>28234444

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there's another green creature i want to see in an equestrian prison >pic related

>>28235110
Cuddle rape

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>>28235110
>>28235807
I never thought Id get off to cuddling until these threads.

>>28236062
Yeah its strange. All I want is to endlessly snuggle up to anything soft and cuddly

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>>28235110
Prostitute services are actually cuddles and kisses.
http://pastebin.com/tjAUkeFQ

>>28236181
So where does one get... actual services.

>>28236214
If you are that lonely, ask your mother for one, but you'll only get a hug and a kiss in the cheek.

>>28236113
I want to cuddle a trap.

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>>28237220
Specifically this one.

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Oh hey, speaking of prostitutes
Part 2: http://imgur.com/a/wecn5

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Nighty boop

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>begin reading really good greentext on pastebin
>finish
>last edit
>may 25th
>mfw

>>28238556
>Be Anon in horsejail
>Got arrested for writing illegal stories
>Apparently the ponies do not understand what fiction is
>Turns out you CAN believe everything you read here
>Or at least you could, until you started writing
>Now you're taking group therapy sessions and being told to write down what you've been through
>It just doesn't feel the same
>You really want to just keep writing your fiction instead, but the ponies tell you off if you try

>>28238625
>"And that's when I totally fucked that dragon. Really."

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>>28238666
>>28238625

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>>28238625
Damm

>>28238625
>Anon copy'd a bunch of books from Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe.

>>28239341
>Lovecraft

>weird and creepy poners begin to visit Anon, pleading him to reveal the dark secrets of the Old Gods

>>28239469
Dark secrets like where new born foals come from

>>28240204

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I want to manhandle the guardmares.

>>28241202
I want to marehandle the guardstallions.

I want to cuddle the guardsmares, the prison nurses, and the inmates

I want to guardhandle the stalmares.

Can bumps be used as prison construction materials?

>>28237913
"Shorty, what did you do before you became a warden?"

"It was a crazy life, Anon."

No fresh with a (ph) green for the new thread yet?
Here, have a little before I go


>>28227828
>Despite the translucent walls of the dome your view of the alien was obscured by the chair they’d given him
>It wasn’t until you’d passed through the decontamination chamber that the alien truly came into view
>It wasn’t until then that your heart stopped
>Thankfully it started again the very next beat
>”ANONYMOUS!?”
>Without a shirt! Oh Goodness! So that’s what he looks like under those clothes… Big
>Failing to suppress your blush you prepare for embarrassment as Anonymous turns to find the source of the shout
>But you’re saved by Chicken Scratch, standing upon an observation deck, who wrenches Anonymous’ attention back with an exasperated outburst
“FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA WHAT IS IT NOW?”
>Ignoring the strange feelings brought about by the sight of a half nude Anonymous and taking Chickens outburst as an opportunity to force the blush from your face with pure will power (and a little magic) you skirt out from behind Anonymous to address him officially
>Well… Semi-officially
>“Anonymous? /YOU/ are the creature I’m researching?!”
>The infuriating beast only grins at you. Chicken Scratch had more to say than he did, her previous outburst already forgotten
“Do you know this creature Ember Heart?” She questions
>You were going to answer but Chicken just goes on to address Anonymous

>>28244790
“I thought you said you’d had no contact with her Anonymous.”
>What? How could he say that!?
>“What do you mean? Of course I’ve met him, up at-
”The reception desk, we met there, just before I came here.” He interrupts, finally speaking
>You turn to him, confused, but at the sight of his eyes desperately pleading with you, you decide to play along
>This is why you don’t break out of prison; it just becomes a web of lies
>“Uh, yeah we met up at the reception desk.”
>Chicken continue to pick at Anonymous’ lies
“So then why didn’t you just tell me that when I asked before?”
>Before? So Anonymous had been talking about you with your colleges?
>What was he up to? Trying to find out about you? Or was he just thinking about you?
>The blood rose pressed all too heavily into your side, hidden away in your bag
>Stupid creature. He could have told you he was the alien you were studying!
>Why was he so instant on messing with your mind?
>No matter, just stay cool, calm and collected, and if need be add a little magic
>This just means you don’t have to track him down later for questioning, he’s presented himself on a platter for you
>Wait a sec? Why was everything so quiet?
>You realise you’d stopped listening to the exchange between Chicken and Anonymous, both of whom were no longer speaking
>Having missed half the conversation you awkwardly move up to the observation deck with the your fellow professors
>“So, uh, what did I miss while signing in?”
“Not much, we’ve had a /lot/ of interruptions. But so far we’ve discovered his body has an adverse reaction to newborn foals, and he appears to be able to wield enchantments, but we need more trials to be sure. Right now I hope to finally begin magical testing.” Answers Chicken
>This was going to be a day to remember
>“Well, let’s begin then.”

Mini green out

>Anon sneaks into nearby cell late at night to borrow their toothbrush
>Stubs to on bed as he tries to tiptoe by
>Terrified unicorn instinctively raises a shield, somehow slamming Anon's crotch into the bars and knocking him out cold from the pain
>Anon wakes up several minutes later to the inmate and a plethora of guards all trying to kiss his booboo better
>He feels... dirty...

>>28245553
>"No matter how much we kiss it, the bruise won't go away! Captain Manly Horse, will you help?"
>*gruff voice* "It's my duty to protect these prisoners. Let me have a go."

>>28245553
>>28246244
>"No matter what we do the swelling won't go away!"
>"We must resort to using ice!"
>>"But he might get a cold!"
>"I know it's risky, but look how much it's bloating up."
>"There is no way he is that big."
>>"But he is a big guy."
>For you.
>You are anon
>and you never thought you would get denied by miniature horses.

I'm sorry for my below average dialog.

Guy, i-i.. i gonna died soon man.

cold like hell. freakinhg coooldl

>>28247976
rip in pepironis

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Maybe I should write something....

>be RG
>be not writing for long time
>Pone don't like
>it's crime in writequestria
>so you do write
>its shit.
>Pone upset due to poor grammar
>in horse dick prison
>surprisingly lacking in the horse cock

>>28248779
Quality isn't a HUGE deal as long as it's not Zimbabwe levels of bad

boop

>>28250396

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>"Anon, please come back to prison! We want to hear the rest of your story!"

>>28248779
>Criminal Anon
>Commits crimes
>Sent to pony prison
>More crime
>Ponies do not know what to do
>How can they jail someone already in jail?
>Guards BSOD whenever they see Anon now
>"HALT! Nopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

>>28231542

>>28252585
When does Anon start to feel bad?

>>28252481
>Story about Hachi The Dog

>>28253950
I wouldn't have the heart to do that. tfw my dog died like 2 days before the movie came out and I had no idea what it would be about. It killed me

Post a reply

>>28254832
>Anon takes over pone prison in an alternate universe where juggy didn't give up

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>>28235217
>memes were made illegal in Equestria after they almost led to the downfall of society and the government

Bumpo

I-i I've always wanted to say this zew... I love you

>>28255737
What are you fucking gay?

>>28255853
Very.

>>28255853
It's not gay if it's Zew.

>>28255524

>>28255737
Can you walk on my back then? I need to crack it.

>>28256703
Zew is actually a pony- and since ponies don't have genitals, it's technically not gay.

>>28257826
Bro, this is an ancient art passed down to ancient master painters before me.
>Using your right hand grab the left corner of your desk.
>Grab the back of your seat with your left hand.
>Twist and pull.
>Orgasm.

Completely safe and always gets the job done even when you think you don't need it.

>>28258345
Forgot to mention it can be done the other way too.
Fun story that. An artist that worked for jagex and wizards hopped into an art hangout I was in around when I first started drawing seriously 2 and a half years ago. Told us about this and how we should -never- bring our arms upwards and lean back into the chair to crack it. Really dangerous for the spine. We all went quiet for like 4 seconds and, at the exact same time, grunted in pleasure trying not to make lood sounds.

>>28257999
Trips confirm

>>28258345
Hooray!

>>28257999
>>28258552
Or I could be female. Have I ever implicitly stated my gender? Or what if I was actually three different writers who all got high together and brain stormed ideas? Where is your god then?

>>28259103
*explicitly

Post green or let it die.

>>28260450
K Anon. Short story bump from me. Really sick atm.


>The both of you make your way back out.
>You cock you head in confusion when you spot Grell and Steel play that minotaur game.
>Rock-paper-scissors, you think it’s called.
>You’ve never seen it in person, but you heard from Warden Lucent that it’s often used as a method of gambling.
>”Aha! Rock beats scissors.”
>You wince.
>”You cheat!” Steel roars, slamming his fist into the bench.
>”Seeing who gets to square off with me first?” Anon interjects, cutting right in-between the tension.
>”Are you even sure you’re alright with continuing, Hoo-man?” Steel snorts, rubbing his hand.
”Yeah, A- My pupil. Remember, you can always win fights without ever throwing a punch.”
>This gains the attention of everyone else.
>He raises a brow, “Really, master?”
”Yes! Walking away and staying safe is always better than getting hurt.”
>Everyone in the room, save for Steel Nerve laughs at you.
>The old steer narrows his eyes at you putting you on edge.
>”She always had a good sense of humor,” Anon starts. “Like that time she asked young Timmy if he was doing well, then push him down one before he could answer.”
>The laughing stops, save for Anon.
>”Woah. That’s brutal,” Grell comments.
>”Hmm, Every black suit makes himself known at some point, and I’ve never heard of you.” Steel nerves mentions, looking down on you.
>You nudge the laughing hoo-man, hoping he at least heard the remark.

>>28260483
>”Ohh, yeah. My master,” he chuckled wiping a tear from his eyes. “She transferred here this afternoon because she held the warden in the prison upstate hostage and demanded it.”
>Everypony looks to you in either fear or admiration.
>Anonymous has never been one for subtlety but this time you wish he could tone it down.
>”Ha! Maybe we should make this a tag team effort,” Grell suggests.
>Steel glares at the Griffon. “Odd, I’ve never seen you eager to pick a fight unless you were sure you’re going to win.”
>The griffon flies up and wraps a foreleg around the old steer. “With you, Steel, I am sure.”
>The old bull snorts again, pridefully.
>You know this spells trouble.
>Steel is usually the most tame out of the black suits, until he gets his ego stroked.
>It’s not a huge problem when you have reliable backup and Anonymous is a big wildcard.
”Anon?”
>”If it’s all the same to you, master,” he bows. “It would be dishonorable to have you fight my battles for me. And I’d hate for you to get your sunglasses scratched.”
>He’s not letting you help because of some dumb glasses?
>”So be it. Let’s get to our side of the ring,” The old Minotaur says, pointing a threatening finger at grell. “And be sure to stay out of my way if you know what’s good for you.”
>”Wouldn’t think of it,” the bird chuckles.
>While the rest getting prepared, it’s only you and Roughwind.
>You shot him an awkward smile.
>”How about we go watch the fight?”

>>28260450
Then why did u bump the thread fuck knuckle?

>>28260494
As quoted from McDonalds "I'm lovin' it"

Man the board is moving fast tonight
Perhaps we should arrest it for going too fast

>>28260494
I NEED MORE GREEN THAN THIS

I AM HARDLY SATED

>>28261766
Y it goin fast bruv?

>>28260851
Green bait potential

Why don't we get any new writefags? Are other threads entirely dependant on three or so green posters too?

Hey

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>"Yes, yes. Okay. Yes mom. No, no ill be fine. Mom, I'm 21. Mom. Mom listen. Mom. I've already moved out on my own 3 times already. I'll be fine. Yes, I know you're worried. It's not like you won't see me again. Mom. Okay, okay. I love you. I have to go now, okay bye"
*click*

>you are anonymous.
>and you just had a long chat with your mom and dad.
>you recently won a fair deal of money off the lottery. It's not much.
>but coupled with your savings, it's enough.
"Mrow?"
>"hey Tawny, are you as excited as I am?"
>the tortoiseshell cat purrs as you pet her, stretching up against your hand

>as you were saying, you're getting ready for your move
>you had just bought a plot of land in Farons Wood
>completely undeveloped
>all it had pre made was a road leading to the acreage you had bought
>it was a decent sum of land

>"alright Tawny, you stay here for now"
"Mra?"
>your cat looks at you with protest in her eyes
>"don't worry, mom will be here to feed you. I'll be back tomorrow"
>you give her a scritch under the chin as you leave

>you stand in your old driveway and grin.
>there she is. Your old '96 tacoma
>only a little bit of surface rust, but otherwise she's in mint condition
>she has it all.
>lift kit, Bush bumpers, 36 tires on some expensive alloy rims.
>even has Bluetooth and back up cameras installed, all by you.
>she even has a Cummins diesel engine in it, to replace the old gas one.

>you've loaded your essentials.
>a cooler full of food, clothing, a couple small solar panels, all your tools to start building your house.
>you even preemptively loaded up your bio diesel still.
>dad taught you how to build that one.
>you feel on top of the world!
>what can go wrong now? Life's looking up!

>an hour later, you reach the turn to Farons Wood.
>it's a little dark here, so you flick on your light bar and illuminate the woods.
>time to start your new life.
>and with that you cruise on in.

trying something new here.Don't worry there will be prison. This is the prologue

Will write more. Am work fag tho

>>28264119
Interesting start so far. Will keep an eye out.

>>28263408
ayy, this gud m8.

>>28266018
>>28264649

I'm home finally. I'm going to drink a few beers, shove 2 or 3 dildos up my butt, and suck a dick.

Then I shall write

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>>28263408

>you are cruising through the woods
>tappin the wheel
>jammin along
>to your fav'rite song
>you know just how to feel
>this can't be wrong
>cause baby
>"THIS SHIT BE REAL"
>suddenly a deer jumps out in front of your truck
>screeching tires
>dust everywhere
>you come to
>you head hurts.
>there's some blood on the wheel.
>seems you bit your lip when you hit it
>head has a dull pounding going on
>you grab you machete from the back seat and step out to survey the damage

*crunch crunch crunch*

The sound of old pine needles and leave crackle under foot

>you come round to the front of your truck
>the deer lies there, gasping for breath.
>eyes darting around frantically.
>"what a great start...."
>you lay one of your steel toed boots on the deers head
>and with a push, the machete slides through its neck, into the dirt below killing it instantly.
>"dumb fucking creature. At least I have dinner tonight"

>looking to your truck, you're relieved to see that the bush bumper took the brunt of the impact. Only a small dent, and a lot of blood.
>you manhandle the deer into the bed of your truck,wrapping it in a tarp so you don't have to worry about wrecking everything else with its blood
>and make your way to the zone you chose to build your cabin.

>you already had a friend drop off one of those fancy sheds from Home Depot out here
>you can use that as a home for now...
>except it's not here.
>"what the fuck Bill..."
>you pull out your phone to send him a message, only to find there's no service here.
>"that's strange... I thought I had cell service last time I was here..."
>you hear some shuffling over in the woods

>>28267026
Oh god he's got a slaughtered deer in the back. 100% going to prison/tartarus to never see the light of day if a pony saw that.

>>28266437
God bless you fucking faggot

>>28268245
Fuck me, in a bit of a hurry and accidentally deleted a line while I was proofing.

>>28260494
>”Aye, sure. Ah need tae make sure 'at bawbag lookin’ ‘hing doesn’t lose efter winnin' against me,” he answers, making himself snug in the fold on your beanie.
>The announcement starts when you make it to the upper level of the colosseum.
>It seems there are no available seats, so you settle on standing near the hoof-rail.
>”Hey, mare. Could you get out of the way?” you hear a deep threatening voice say.
>You quickly turn around and see Silver Tongue; a younger, slimmer minotaur inmate sporting a drinking hat and baseball glove.
>His eyes widen when he notices Roughwind, “W-what I mean is, you don’t need to stand there,” he backpedals, roughly pushing the ponies seated at his side to make some room.
>“Plenty of room here.”
>You hesitate, but plop down next to him.
>Anon runs out, this time with a shirt on.
>He nears the edge of the Arena, gaining cheers from the crowd.
>Tearing off his shirt in an amazing feat, he balls it up and clumsily dropkicks it.
>It’s headed in your direction!
>You jump up trying to grab at it, But Silver, being much taller than you easily snatches it in his glove.
>You frown, not really knowing why.
>You don’t really have use for a minotaur-like shirt and you shouldn’t even be here.
>Silver notices your expression and hands the shirt to you. “I don’t need a broken shirt, and it was headed for you anyways.”
”Thank you, Silver Tongue. That’s very nice of you.”
>”Wait, I never told you my-”

>>28268256
>He’s interrupted by a blood curdling roar coming from the arena.
>You turn in time to spot the hulking minotaur launch himself at Anon at a speed incredible for his size and age, Grell circling the lone hoo-man while distracted.
>Your eyes beg to be torn away from the sight but you can’t help but stare as the cocky hoo-man takes a low abrasive stance instead of moving out of the way.
>Grell seems to stand by.
”I don’t get it. He was moving so gracefully before. Why won’t he move?”
>”Paralyzed by fear?” Silver says, more of a question than a statement as he clenches onto his own tail in suspense.
>”E better be puttin' oan some kin' a show ur i'll mess ‘em up.”
>Steel Crashes into Anon, his momentum pushing the hoo-man back a few hooves.
>You have no idea how, but Anon seems to have held his ground.
>Like the blinding speed of a viper, Anon’s claws whip out and grab at Steels nipnips, giving them a sharp twist.
>Steel drops to his knees, gripping tightly on Anon’s fetlocks(?)
>You can hear the whimpers of agony from where you’re sitting.
>The griffon starts to break his serious look, falling to the ground in hysterics as he taps out.
>To your disappointment, Anon seems to be fighting back a laugh as well, a reminder that he’s still not completely trustworthy.
>Steel shakily pushes himself up, his eyes glossed over as he sees Anon extend a claw to him.
>Snorting angrily, he gets up on his own and limps back, caressing his chest.
>Wait, wasn’t he supposed to make friends with them?
>You hope that was all apart of Anon’s master plan.

>>28268265
All for now. Need to take me mum to the doctors. Since I've been sick in bed myself, I'll probably chill and write more tonight.

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>>28267026

*rustle rustle snap*

>okay, you're certain you heard something that time
>locking your truck, you wander over to the bush and peer into it
>you're greeted to a massive pair of eyes, and a bundle of yellow fur and red hair.
>those massive eyes, once they land upon you, are now pinpricks.
>"the hell is this?"
>you gently prod the tiny creature with your finger
>it's out cold.
>"looks like some kind of tiny horse. Seems familiar..."

>you carry it back to your plot of land, and build a fence.
>tall enough to keep it in
>short enough you can still step over.
>you get to work unloading your truck, leaving the deer a ways away to drain of blood and other fluids.


>Be Applebloom
>be feeling rather upset
>you just woke up and have found yourself surrounded by a fence.
>there's a bowl of water and some grass by the door.
>you tried to get out, but it seems you're locked in.
>so... this must be prison.
>you're a convict now...
>"AJ is gunna be so dissahpointed in me..."
>"is this mah punishment for wanderin the ever free against her wishes?"

>>28268265
>>Steel shakily pushes himself up, his eyes glossed over as he sees Anon extend a claw to him.
kek who wouldnt
elimination by titty twister

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>>28234444
>bump

>>28268286
This can only end in tears or something of similar ilk

>>28268265
Nipnips, a minotaurs greatest weakness

>>28268286
> Put tiny pone in box
> Tiny pone accept its fate
Dawwwww

>>28257999
>implying that ponies don't have genitals
>implying that it wouldn't still be gay if they didn't

>>28269081
Ikr
Somehow both cute and sad

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>>28269648

>>28269657
I feel like the artist must have been in this general at least once.

couple of times accualy

>>28270676
Same.

>>28270721
What?

>>28270721
Are you replying? Or...

>>28270721
Dear Anon:

Stop breaking our minds.

Sincerely:
fags

Night night bumps
And when I wake back up I want this guy >>28270721 to explain themselves

>>28261766
Too fast, too furryous

bumpo

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What methods of stress relief that national heroes use to take the edge off are likely to get them into trouble with the horselaw?

>>28272333
oí. 3 trips. Nice

Should I write some more?

nah

>>28273896
> Ponk : getting high on sugar, salt, spices - stuff she can get under pretense of baking
> Apple : bar brawl, illegal fighting ring
> Topcunt : stalking celebrities and breaking in their house
> Twilight : various magical abuse, mind controlling stallions or hexing mares she don't like
> Rara : illegal betting, cards games
> Fluttershy : foalcon pornography

>>28274146
How could nah ever be an answer

>>28274146
But yes tho.

>>28274146
No

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>>28268286

>you are still Applebloom
>some strange minotaur has thrown you in prison
>is this for trespassing?
>"hullo? Mister Minotaur guy? How long is mah sentence?"

>you are anonymous
>and you're pretty sure you heard someone say something
>you shrug and get back to gutting that deer
>you gotta freeze that meat

No, thread, you aren't escaping out past page 9.

>>28244836
>So this was it, here you stood on the observation deck, looking down upon the mysterious beast who’d offered himself to you out of the blue
>The mysterious creature, who also happened to have, according to Warden Honey Cakes, wild and chaotic effects on even the most simple of magic
>It certainly interested you
>True to her word Chicken finally begins the testing
>As one of the few ponies who knew how the magical field detector actually worked you were naturally delegated the task of operating the monstrously complex piece of equipment
>And thus far you weren’t sure if you actually did know how it worked
>The very first step for any magical research is to always obtain a baseline reading of your subjects magical output
>The readings from Anonymous were… odd
>Actually no they weren’t odd, they were non-existent
>Which meant either the machine was broken or you didn’t know how it worked
>Come on, even non-living things like rocks had some kind of magic associated with them
>After conferring with Chicken Scratch you take the recordings again but to no avail
>He truly had no magic by the look of it. That just couldn’t be possible; if it were, then magic shouldn’t be capable of effecting him, like /at all/, yet it still did
>Things only got stranger once the actual tests began
>Professor Light had cast a simple fitness spell in an attempt to induce the peculiar effect
>The results of which certainly were peculiar, but it wasn’t what you were looking for
>At the point of magical contact it had vanished
>Almost immediately it reappeared as a complete spell, violating most rules of magical interaction and energy transfer, while failing to reproduce the effects described by Honey Cakes
>Of the confusion wrought by Anonymous out of it shone one thing, his stupid, oblivious, uncaring grinning, stupidly, stupid handsome looking stupid face
>What can’t you stop looking at him! Control yourself!

>>28269298
can we stop talking about my genitalia?

>>28276997
>He acted as if everything happening around him was normal
>And you weren’t sure with those tiny eyes of his, but by the look of it he was trying to sneak looks back at you. Why bother sneaking? He was allowed to look at you
>More spells were attempted to no avail, the same peculiar result was obtained each time
>But as strange at it all was, with Anonymous right in front of you it was hard to engage your mind fully
>What in tartarus were you to do? You barely knew the guy, but there was something so… magnetic about him. Plus if you married him that guaranteed some very lucrative research papers and a massive boost to your career
>Hellooooo slightly bigger office!
>Your thoughts about him, and a possibly cushier life, were cut short after the use of a mood booster spell finally induces the weird effect Warden Honey Cakes had mentioned, the reason most of you had come down here
>Witlick, the caster, had just attempted to end the spell when his horn turned red
>He cries out as his horn flares out of control, sadly none of you were allowed to stop it, after all, magic going wrong was why you were here
>Your head darts to check on Anonymous as Witlick is swamped by researchers
>Initially he looked just fine, replying eagerly to each of Chicken’s questions as the magic continued unabated
>But as quickly as he’d shattered your tiny closed off world this morning, he slips into unconsciousness
>”Oh dear.”
“Ember, go check over him.” Chicken instructs hurriedly
>You move over to Anonymous but as you approach his chair his eyes flutter open
>Just one problem, they were rainbow and glowing
“Are you alright Anonymous?!” Yells out Chicken
>Anonymous looks blindly around the room before locking onto her
“I’m just fine swirly ghost.” He replies drearily

>>28277005
>The rainbow from his eyes erupts outwards, rapidly spreading across his entire body
>This can’t be good
>Gently you poke his now rainbow leg
>”Do you need help Mr. Anonymous?”
>His mighty paw extends down and sticks itself under your belly
>Suddenly you’re flying upwards in his grasp to be pulled against his bare chest
>”Meep.”
>His hands caress lovingly and firmly along your back, gently massaging your spine and tense muscles
>Oh goodness! Oh my!
>His fingers spread out and run themselves through your coat, lightly pulling at your skin so soothingly
>But looking up at Anonymous he was clearly out of it
“This is so warm.” He happily says, squeezing you tight
>To your surprise you find yourself struggling, not to escape, but, to get your hooves around his chest to return the embrace
>The sensation was… intense. What was wrong with you?
>Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so eager, as Anonymous’ large paw moves down your back to cup one of your buttocks, the firm appendage groping you softly
>”OH! Mr. Anonymous, what are you ~ah!”
>He squeezes your flank and moves his other hand down to fully hold your behind, massaging your rump with delicate vigour
>”Please can you ~hah~ stop?” you plead, knowing he couldn’t understand

>>28277011
>Your legs begin to feel weak, tingles of pleasure from Anonymous’ paws taking command of your body, your tail rising ever so slightly as he pushes and wiggles your buttocks
>Chicken’s eyes blazed into you, watching over the entire scene. Thankfully it was only her eye’s, everypony else was still rushing around Dr. Witlick
>One hand moves back up along your spine and runs itself through your mane, at the same time pushing your head into his sweaty, rainbow, chest
>The smell was sour and musky, not particularly pleasant, yet you found yourself deeply breathing it in
>What was wrong with you? It didn’t even smell good! It was like a pair of naughty ponies
>Then why was it so intoxicating? Why can’t you stop?
“But this fire feels amazing!” Anonymous calls out
>”Oh dear ~ah.”
>You were going to be trapped here forever!
“Put an end to this now!” Chicken yells out to the researchers around Witlick
>A cry of pain from behind you tells you his horn had been struck and the spell forcefully stopped
>The glow from anonymous’ eyes fade, but his skin remains rainbow
>His overly frisky hands finally stop. He looks down at you, utterly mortified
>”Oh my goodness.”
>His arms fly outwards, releasing you
>You stay laying against him, a little too flustered and embarrassed to move just yet
“I am so sorry Ember Heart, I swear I didn-
>”Do not apologise Mr. Anonymous, you were under the effects of a mind altering spell, your actions were not your own.”
>You said it, not so much for his sake, but your own. It was all just a magical mishap, nothing more. Right?
>Nothing for you to focus on, or obsess over, or… OH for Celestia’s sake! You were better than this! Was that it? One /accidental/ snuggle and you were putty in those lewd hands of his? No you were better than that, you lived outside the superficial
“I’m still sorry.” Anonymous quietly says to you


I'll update more l8r tonight

>>28277845
Instead of bumping, you should give the writers some feedback or at least some kind of recognition.

>>28278353
Do you see the hypocrasy in your own post?

>>28275390
Been a long time since anyone included a cmc, or for that matter any cannon character aside from the princesses, but theyre pretty much a given in every single AiE story. Anyway I like it.

>>28278353
Zew is my fetish

>>28277027
>”It’ll be fine. But are you alright? I think we may have had a complication…”
>With Witlick’s horn tended to you can feel a great many new pairs of eyes looking at you situated atop of your research subject
>A different kind of flustered embarrassment takes you over, giving you the necessary incentive to leap from Anonymous and re-join your co-workers, but not before casting yet another sneaky composure spell on yourself
>You’d prefer to remain prim and proper in a work environment, plus if Anonymous managed to come out of that shameless, calm, and collected, then so could you
”Uh, yeah, I feel alright, something weird was happening before. I saw a bunch of colours and lost consciousness for a second maybe.” He answers
>“I saw, but, ah…”
>You point out his fancy new rainbow skin. How would he react?
>He gives himself an inspection
>”Groovy man.” He comments with a chuckle
>That was… unexpected. Not even a little annoyance? Shock? Worry?
>What a resilient creature
>Or just uncaring. Even after seeing the results of the magical mishap and the alteration of the very spell itself into something new he barely batted an eyelid

>>28279555
>Everypony else had been so disconcerted it’d been decided to bring in Princess Twilight to look over what was happening
>With confusion abound, and Anonymous’ skin bright and shiny, a temporary break was called
>Pouncing upon the opportunity to get Anonymous alone for a bit of questioning you request Chicken Scratch to allow you to watch over him for the duration of the break
>And so you find yourself standing beside the giant, patiently waiting for him to strip off the sticky electrodes along his body
“And what exactly are you doing Ember Heart?”
>“I volunteered as the pony to monitor you. Which means for the next few minutes I’ll be sticking to you like glue.”
”Ha, clever pony. So now I’ve nowhere to escape when you start interrogating me.”
>“Something like that.”
>But it was obviously not something he was willing to do, as he nigh on sprints to the exit without you
>“Hey! You’re not getting away that easily! Stop running.”
>He stops at the dome door and looks you over with utter confusion
”I’m not running… I was just walking, and whatever you’re going to ask shouldn’t be overheard by the other researcher, so I was moving outside.”
>He was thinking clearer than you were right now
>“I-I knew that! And your legs are too long! Even if you’re not running you have to slow down!”
”A lot of ponies just trot to keep up with me.” He says with an infuriatingly smug grin
>Grr, was he always so annoying?

>>28279559
“Yes, well, I’m quite sick of /running/, especially from the POLICE! Now slow down.”
>Your outburst gains the attention of your peers so you quickly hurry outside with Anonymous after an awkward wait for the door to open
>Anonymous, as a resident of the prison, leads you over to some local designated socialising area or “hangout spot”
>It was a cluster of large bean bags
>You silently watch him as he strolls across the lawn to the cluster. His skin had gained an undeniable translucency in the bright sun light
>That shouldn’t be a problem…
>He flops down onto a bag and releases a great sigh as he stretches out and sinks into the squishy bag
>You leap up and join him
>He was so relaxed and calm
>How and why? Did he not care about his wild effects on magic? Did he think nothing about what he did to you this morning? Surly he must be feeling a little apprehensive about the rose, your choice, the outcome?
>It would alter his life as much as your own.
“Err… Should I be worried about this?” he ask, gesturing to his see through body
>“Only if we start seeing your bones.”
>He looks at you oddly
”That’s reassuring.”
>He seems happy enough about it

>>28279567
>You stretch yourself across his lap, extending out your forelegs along his legs, adamant to be as relaxed as he was (without the use of magic)
>He had such thick and ropey muscles, it made his body a lot harder than most creatures you knew of
>Not that you snuggle with every creature you study, but he was particularly comfortable
>Hmm, wait no, what?
>Oh my! Oh no! What have you done!?
>Without even realising it you’d auto-piloted yourself onto Anonymous
>There were literally DOZENS of other bean bags around you! Why would your subconscious mind have betrayed you like this!?
>All relaxation vanishes from your body, leaving you near paralysed
>Why hadn’t he said anythi-
”Why exactly are you on my lap anyway?”
>Eep
>Wordlessly you blink from him to an alternate seat
>That! Never! Happened!
>“W-what are you talking about?”
>Please, please, please, please, please!
”Nothing I guess.”
>Thank Celestia! It never happened
>Anonymous sags down further in his bean bag, rolling onto his side to see you better
”So then, got anything to ask me?”
>You had a few things lined up


Ever so sleepy

The boards going ever so quickly tonight.

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>"What do mean no taco Tuesdays?"

>>28280416

>>28279599
>Without even realising it you’d auto-piloted yourself onto Anonymous
Sure she did. What a lood pony.

>>28281078
>"I get taco every night. Now take off yer pants, girl. Ain't nobody believe in sex abuse at female prisons anyhow."

>>28281551

>>28284124
>gun
>is a nerf gun
>with orange darts and a belt with extra ammo

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>>28254933
>a deez nuts joke can get you arrested
All is as it should be

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>>28284358
How quickly people forget
It's chocolate

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With this post I summon the mighty writefag!

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>>28285403
>"Hello. You summoned the writefag. Unfortunately I am unable to appear, but, if you want, you can leave a message after a short signal, right about now..."
*boop*

>>28286081
I Love Zew

>>28286609
Shhh, only love from Zew.

>>28286081
>>28286081
That picture reminds me of the emerald from the belt in deltora quest

>>28279599
>“I think I’ll start with; why didn’t you tell me who you were up at Canterlot!?”
”I did tell you who I was.”
>Infuriating beast!
>“I mean; why didn’t you tell me you were the creature I was going to be researching?”
”Do you want the truth?”
>Would you expect anything else?
>He remains silent until you give him a nod, so apparently anything else was expected
”Honestly I just wanted to see how you’d react.”
>“H-how I’d react? But why?”
>Kind of a strange reason for not saying who you were
”As a judge of character? Yeah! That’s it. You lied for me, I know I can trust you now, you’re a good pony.”
>That sounds… normal-ish and he thinks you’re a good pony
>But you have an issue. You did lie for him and he did break out of prison. Now you were tangled up in that crime as well!
>“About that. I /lied/ for you Mr. Anonymous. That makes me an accomplice to your crime!”
>You still had that thievery case against you and that had almost landed you in prison
>Now if Anonymous was found out you could be taken down too
>The realisation comes with a chill
>“Wait a second… I’m an accomplice to your crime! I could go to jail! Oh my goodness, no, no, no!”

>>28288239
>You’d already experience a few minutes of jail trying to get in here. It was unbearable!
>Anonymous picks up on your obvious worry and, in an act almost as bold as presenting a blood rose, reaches out and rests his paw down on your shoulder
>He strokes up and down, melting the concerns from your body, a mild pleasure radiating from the region of lewd action
>Goodness, he wasn’t even under the effects of magic!
”Calm down there Miss Ember Heart, it’ll be fine, I can cover for you. Just take deep breaths.”
>Astoundingly you comply and inhale, long and slow
>Bewilderingly you could actually feel yourself calming down; no magic required
>As an added bonus your earlier panic helped mask the intense and overwhelming embarrassment at the audacious actions of this creature
>Thank Luna nopony was around to see this
>“Goodness what a day.”
>Even after calming yourself his hand remained upon your shoulder, his fingers lewdly entwining themselves through your coat
”So got anything else to ask?”
>“Yeah, why were you in Canterlot at all? You’re a prisoner!”
>His paw finally leaves your shoulder, helping alleviate your growing blush, as he raises it to his chin, stroking it in thought

>>28288250
”I suppose it was a pretty uneventful morning down here so I chose to explore up there.”
>“Eh-ah W-what? Explore! You had an entire Unicorn special ops squad on you! It was chaos in the streets.”
”Chaos? Everyone was just a little spooked that’s all.”
>WHAT! Literal chaos it was! Is this guy serious?
>That impudent grin tells you that yes, yes he was
>Next question then
>“Why did you take me with you when you ran away?”
”Duh, those guards were after you as much as they were me. I took you with me out of kindness."
>Daw, he just wanted to save you. What a sweetie
"How’d that all go back at your university by the way?"
>“I guess you did rescue me from the guard, and I believe the university will be trying to pin the whole event on you.”
>You’re hoping Dean Dean had actually gotten around to doing that, it would be more than humiliating to get arrested again when you try to leave
>You most certainly weren’t to tell him, nor anypony else, that you’d been briefly imprisoned on the way here
>”So yeah, I got away free, also you may be wanted for attempted bag thievery.”
”Okay, thanks for that.”
>For whatever reason you begin to laugh. Anypony else would have flipped out at being told that, more than likely they’d start to weep
>Yet Anonymous cared not, it was the exact reaction you expected and it was absurdly hilarious
>He looks at you annoyed but you don’t care, it was just funny!
”Anything else?”


Not much, but I was in the lab a long time today and now must sleep.

Oh boy I always love some updates

>>28288286
This is pretty good mang

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>ziggers clogging up the equestrian justice system
Let's just send them back to Zebrica.

>>28291288

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>>28293700
unf those doubles

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>>28285403
[Demonic Writefag Noises]


Pastebin chapter >http://pastebin.com/udXxGwpn

“W-What brings you over here? Are you hurt? Do you need something? We have pills! We have band aids with tiny pictures of bears! Or I can kiss your boo-boo if you want! Do tell, do tell!”
>”Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down Short! I came here looking for you for two reasons, first of all to see how were you doing… but looking at that good tackle and the way you speak, I’d say you are doing good”
>Since Anon seems to be okay, you give him so space and stand up from the floor, even help him with your hoof and magic to stand up. He sees you with the same glad smile as always and his hand almost goes to your mane… but it stops
>Owww, was it for the nurse? Was she jelly? You can share Anon… just for a second, not entirely
>Oh right he asked you a question
“Well… I’m doing fine here with Nurse Redheart, we hang out ever since… I slept here… ehrr…” You scratch your mane with your mane feeling slightly embarrassed. “B-but it was for the anxiety! Even she told me that I had sooo much anxiety for… yesterday’s incident” You look down as you remember yesterday
>Ugh… you are getting too sorrow too soon, at least give him a smile… he’s your special inmate after all
>You look up to him and smile slightly, just enough to see him not seeing you sad
“But I’m not giving up on looking for tiny Nightly! I won’t rest until we find him! W-well… maybe a little… you know how ponies need eight hours of energy, heh….” You cough on your hoof and look serious at Anon. “But seriously, when I caught the one behind all this, he or she will pay in days or even weeks…” You take a sigh. “Unless they have a good lawyer”

Quick note, didn't read twice before posting, expect mistakes.
If so, please point out so I can fix them!
>>28294883

>With the help of your magic you pick up your tri-cornered hat and place it where it belongs, on top of your head
“See? I’m wearing the serious hat! Seriously!”
>Anon giggles a bit and Nurse Redheart watches in awe, she knew you were talking serious! The hat never fails!
>”Do inmates get serious hats?” Anon asks you wondering now
“But of course! …not, since they are inmates, they don’t get to wear the serious hat! They get to wear balloon hats! Which makes them look rather not serious”
>You look at Nurse Redheart who was watching the whole conversation that you were having with Anon as she helped her patient
“You see, nurses get nurses hats! But those are for work only! …But! They also have their /almost/ serious hat, which they use to give diagnostics to their patients!”
>Nurse Redheart starts looking through her papers of her patient and see him with a sad puppy face
>”I’m so sorry Mr. Sandy Crust, but you have a boo-boo right over your shoulder… you won’t be able to play games for like a whole day…”
>The patient, “Sandy Crust” looks at her with a semi face of worry
>”I don’t believe you! I can play! This is but a scra- Aaaauch!” The patient tried to stretch his hoof slightly, but maybe what Redheart was saying about his shoulder was right
>”Oh I’m talking seriously.” She removes her nurse hat and places a fez on top of her head. “Very serious”
>The patient in the bed starts to tear up and begins to cry, which in reply the nurse pads him slightly on the back and gives him a lollipop… ah, lollipops always do the job
>You look back at Anon and with the same smile you continue talking to him

>>28294891

“If you want a serious inmate hat, you gotta ask Fray. Just… procure he doesn’t get too much air in the balloon… otherwise the fire in his system would trigger and… you don’t want an air balloon, do you?” You giggle out of your attempt of a joke
>”And how come I’ve never seen a single pony wear a serious hat in this whole time I’ve been in this prison? Huh?”
>You readjust your serious hat before talking
“Becaaaaaaaause. These are /serious/ hat! For /seriously/ discussions! Weird you haven’t seen Lattore wear his serious hat… he uses a pan as hat!”
>Lattore is a creative griffon, you gotta give him that! Not even your hat is as seriously as his! He seriously gets his serious work all really serious!
>Maybe you can give Anon a seriously hat and lie about it… he’s been a good inmate and he deserves the best of the best! Now, if only you remember where you left that chicken…
>Like your mom once said, nothing like wearing a living being as serious hat… she got a squirrel and dad always lost because he only got a bird
>You wanted one too… but noooooo, mom gives the eagle to your brother! Pfft… whatever, you prefer your warden serious hat than an eagle
>”I think I prefer the balloon hat… It’ll look silly, but it should do the work”
>Maybe Anon doesn’t need a serious hat… his words all by itself are already… serious! Whoa, how does he do it? You need to learn that… maybe in the future it could help you
“Well, now that the hats are something you now know… what was the other thing you wanted to talk about, Anon?”
>You give some licks to the lollipop you were having… so tasty, so tasty!
>But for some reasons Anon didn’t react good at you sucking on a lollipop… wonder why?
>”Oh, uhmm…. Well. Shorty, you trust me… right?”

>>28294899

>Why he asks that?
“Of course I do Anon! Have I ever not trusted you in something? Well… Pancho at the start was… kind of… I wasn’t believing that much about a box that could… talk, but hey! He talks now and is less shy! All must be thanks to the prison!” You take out your lollipop of your mouth so you can get to speak a liiiiiittle better. “You see, the wonders of somepony special talent are so great! Mine being helping others, I truly believe I helped Pancho in that! And I’m glad so!”
>You take back your lollipop into your mouth and start licking it again… glory taste…
“But yeah! I trust you, Anon! A lot!”
>He keeps looking at your lollipop… does he wants one?
>Maybe he does… but I believe the one Redheart gave to Anon was the last one… ugh… what to do…
>…Well, maybe you need to be kind! Share the taste and, well… give the lollipop to him
>You take out again the lollipop and… oh how embarrassing… it has some saliva on it… how gross of you! How he’ll accept such a tasty, tiny, round and excellent lollipop like this!
>…
>Doesn’t hurt to try…
>You look behind you, Redheart was still giving cheering her patient… good, maybe she won’t notice
>While looking at the nurse, you give with the help of your magic your lollipop to Anon… you were blushing a bit… how’ll he knows you want to give him it? Oh Celestia, you feel so embarrassed… what if he doesn’t accept it? What if the nurse notices? ohCelestiaohCelestiaOh-
>You hear the same sound you do when you put a lollipop in your mouth… you look to Anon and… he accepted it! Horraay! Friendship is amazing, isn’t it?

I got 2k for update, you folks want it right now or for tomorrow morning-afternoon?

Gonna post it tomorrow then
...and I'll try to balance the threads I post green

>>28294996
Shhh, i love you man.

>>28294883
Im so glad i did this, the funniest summon yet.

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>>28295070
And I love you and everyone in this thread
Like hell if i'm leaving you guys, all my knowledge in writefagging is for you guys
And Mythd ofc

>>28295100
This is the second time I do them noises, and I owe you guys some green from long ago.

>>28294891
>”I don’t believe you! I can play! This is but a scra- Aaaauch!”

Lol

>>28295357
You make me cry.

boop the ponice

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>>28297119
Not so fast, criminal scum

>>28297781
I hope you like cuddles, cop...

>>28294907

“S-So… what were you talking about? What was the thing you wanted to tell me?” You say with a grin and some blush… Anon tasted the same lollipop you tasted… something inside you turns on as if… as if it was the lights of a beacon…
>”Oh… about that.” You hear him pause and give a lick to the lollipop, y-you could even hear him trying to bite it… u-unf. “Is about the whereabouts of Nightly Veil…”
>Oh you suddenly want him to suck you something else~ O-Or maybe you could suck him, his fingers could taste like a lollipop… You even bite your lip for-
>…
>WHAT
>HE
>KNOWS?
>You almost jump and tackle him again, your eyes go so wide and your hooves were grabbing Anon with an intense… well, not so intense, more like a tiny grip. But the point is…!
“You know information about where Nightly is? Please tell me! Any information, even if tiny is okay! I want it, I want it, I need it!” You take off your serious hat and give it to Anon. “I’ll even give you my serious hat for this! Just tell me Anon! TELL ME!”
>The nurse and patient were looking at you two with wonder, the nurse obviously for Nightly Veil, the patient just for… you yelling all of the sudden
>You were breathing so heavy… any news right now… preferably good were… excellent for you! And Nightly’s sister sure could use the information!

>>28298540

>”I won’t think the hat is necessary… if you believe me, you know is true… I had… a vision in my dreams about a place… a basement… it had some terrorists, a pony wearing a doctor coat and of course, the colt.” Anon was giving you a deadpan look. “I don’t want you to enter in panic, but I don’t think they were doing good things to the colt… whatever they are doing… needs to stop, /we/ need to stop… I have the feeling they didn’t leave Saddle Arabia… we need to search for them… locate them… and hopefully… find and bring back Nightly Veil to his sister”
>Anon has the voice of a great leader… he truly would be a good guard…
>You change your expression to a serious one again, hat or not… he is right! You don’t need a hat for it! Words say more than a hat!
“I’m going to communicate with the ponies of the town center and do a meeting… hopefully they’ll lend us some help.” Your expression changes to a calmly one and smile glad at Anon… you are glad he is here with you… “Thank you, Anon”
>He smiles back
>”Maybe you need to thank Pancho too… after all, he-“
>The door of the nursery opens and a pony enters in panic… it was Yarn Feather
>”NURSE! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! WE NEED BOTH NURSES! THREE IF WE CAN! A WHOLE HOSPITAL PLEASE!”
>She enters the nursery room in so fright… that she looks like she just saw a ghost…
>Even if… this isn’t a good temperament for her…
“Yarn! Please calm down and tell us… what happened? Did one of your cats bite their tongue again?”
>”NO! NO, NO, NO! IS WORST! IS EVEN WORST! IS THE WORSEST WORST, WORST THING I’LL EVER SEEN!” Yarn Feather was starting to tear up, then she flew up and gave a hug to Anon along a few sobs. “ANON… ANON I’M… SO SORRY”

>>28298547

>Anon remains calm and asks Yarn Feather what was happening in a tenderly, slow tone…
>”WHAT IS HAPPENING? DID TIMMY FELL ON THE WELL AGAIN? WHAT HAPPENED, YARN!?”
>Oooooookay, more like… a yelling and commanding voice…
>Yarn Feather tried to calm down but evaded eye contact with Anon
>”I-Is… P-Pancho… he… he…!”
>Yarn Feather starts stammeringly and leaves Anon grip, just to fall straight to the floor… is weird how this time she didn’t fall in four as she always does…
>”No… but I did close my- My door!” Anon ignores the now lying Pegasus on the floor and runs away from the nursery, not even closing the door of the nursery in his hurry
>You don’t know what the hay is going on but your warden instinct is telling you to follow Anon…
“Redheart…”
>She nods
>”I’ll follow you. I don’t like anything this now… by what Anonymous said… he is running towards his cell or some room… so, lead the way, warden”
>You nod her back and start leaving the nursery… the poor Yarn Feather now stammering the world “He”. Poor girl, you need to remember to give her something to cheer her up… and probably call Bright Light to attend her

>>28298555

>You two leave the nursery and do your best to run at Anon’s pace, a bit impossible but you two will get him… eventually
>
>As the nursery stays in quiet silence, the only sounds that were coming from there was the voice from Yarn Feather.
>…
>”He… he…”
>..
>”He… he… he…”
>.
>”He… he… heh… “
>..
>”Heh… hehe…”
>…
>”Hah… haha, hahaha…! HAHAHA! HAAAHAHAHA! Aayyyyyyayaya! What a day! What a beautiful day! The Boss is a genius!”
>”Uh…. Can you at least tell me the joke so we can laugh together? Doctors say that laugh is the best medicine.” The patient talked to the laughing mare.
>The Pegasus almost smirking tilted her head and looked at the patient on the bed
>”Did you know that… boxes can’t talk?” She got up and went towards the door that was semi-open. “Not unless they have help of course…” She closed the door slowly, as it squeaked slowly, the laugh of the mare being heard in the corridor
>”…That door needs some maintenance.” He covered the bed sheets over his body and went to sleep, ignoring the laughs coming from the mare

I'll try to get more tomorrow
Im sorry

>>28252585
Occasional lurkfag here. The fuck is BSOD? I've been absent for a while.

>>28298569
Noice update!

>>28299099
Fuck I am an idiot, nevermind it's obvious.

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>>28284642
Deez nuts are on your chin as they should be.

>>28288286
>I suppose it was a pretty uneventful morning down here so I chose to explore up there.

Is he ever going to tell anyone that he was magically transported to Canterlot?

>>28299242
Would you tell anyone about a secret way out of prison?

boop

>>28298555
His warden instinct is tingling

'Wardens instinct' should be shorty's name for his dick

>>28302661
Ook ook

>>28300645

>>28302661
Does she drop the soap?

>>28303865
Thats how she ended up in prison. Dirty floor soap is a crime in clean-questria

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flutter is an alpha and shim is a prison bitch

>>28304273
Did anon cum inside?

>page 10

boop

>>28304939
Its a fake arrow put there to get anon to touch her butt

>>28306957
To make him kiss the boo boos away?

>>28306969
That was an unexpected bonus. Small horse never though anon would kiss her ass

cryptic physics bump

>>28307955
dead general is dead

>>28299452
Why not? What's the worst that could happen?

edge stories

>>28309238
Nothing edgier than snuggling and booping.

>>28309186
It could be sealed off?

>>28308751
>one day without green
>"Well guess this place is dead"
Its people like u who ruin the world.

EMERGENCY BUMP

>>28231542
Maybe a kind writefriend will post green on this day

Bumps for moar pone. Also great writing like always everyone, espically Zew

>>28311715

Allahu bump

>>28231542
I'll do the thing once I've thung the thinged

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>>28315623
zew it now u god

>>28288286
>You clam up and attempt Anonymous’ calming technique of deep breathing
>With each breath the urge to giggle fades. Gosh, who knew how useful these non-magical body control techniques were?
>You need to try them out more often
>Alright let’s get to it, you’re back in the zone and you needed to question, you needed to question hard. This was your future you were dealing with here
>“Yeah I need to know a few things. It’ll help me decide, and I know you’re.”
>He stops to watch you, mildly perplexion (perplection?) crossing his alien features
”Fine, keep asking.”
>This guy was in prison, and a black suit! You have to know what he did, you could never consider marrying an evil beast, and nine times out of ten, black suits were pure evil
>“Why are you in prison?”
>He answers without skipping a beat
”I was starving to death and stole some apples.”
>Ah, poor guy!
“But then I also assaulted a guard on my way to prison, in fact he was the one who started chasing me today.”
>Assaulted! That can’t be good
>“Why did you assault him?”
”According to the Warden he was being overly aggressive, and he was upsetting the other guards, which was upsetting me.”
>He had a valid reason but still, it worries you a little. Good ponies don’t hurt others
>“Good enough. Only a couple more questions to go Mr. Anonymous.”

>>28315818
>Let’s see what answer he’s got for this one
>“Why are you being so kind to me?”
>The reply was instantaneous, just as before
”I always was a sucker for cuties.”
>C-Cute? He thinks you’re cute?
>Your cheeks begin burning
>“I am not cute Mr. Anonymous!”
>He leans closer to you, over exaggerating the act of looking you up and down
”Really, you look it to me.”
>“No! Why do you think I’m cute!?”
>You were semi-beautiful if anything, not cute!
”Because you are.”
>Infuriating! Can’t he ever give a straight answer!
>And you are not cute!
>But you can’t stop blushing
>“Tell me why, it’ll help with our research.”
>Or your own possible future research. Ponies always loved the odd pointless fact or two, it usually increased your chance of getting published
”You’re soft, cuddly and show Neoteny.”
>Neoteny? You hadn’t heard of that before
>“What?”
”Neoteny, you’re species displays Neoteny.”
>”And what is that exactly?”
”It’s kind of like when something keeps its juvenile features into adulthood.”
>Okay… hey wait! Did he just call you a child?
>“How do I look like a foal!?”
”Uh, let’s think. Small body with a big head, large eyes, round and soft body features, they’re all characteristics you see in babies, human babies at least, although they’re definitely in foals too. Human’s evolved to instinctively find these kind of traits appealing to help us protect and nurture our off spring. Makes you a real cutie.”
>Woah, this guy goes from refusing to really say anything, to giving full blown scientific explanations, and you loved it!

>>28315842
>Being taught and learning new things really made your brain throb. In a good way of course. Anonymous must be pretty smart
>Funny you’d never considered such a thing before, he just acts so immaturely any wisdom he may have gets vastly overshadowed
>But with this closer one on one interaction he certainly managed to paint himself in a better light
>“That’s interesting. So because you /think/ I’m soft and have big eyes it makes me cute.”
”Yes and it is unbearable!”
>Never a straight answer with this one; everything he says leads to a new question
>“Why is it unbearable Mr. Anonymous?”
”Because I want to hug everything, but I’m not allowed! It does cause a bit of cute aggression. It just makes living here frustrating!”
>That has you anxious, so much so that you lean ever so slightly away from him
>“C-cute aggression?”
”It’s when something’s adorable enough to cause a build-up of warm happiness inside of you so much that you can’t stand it! You just have to hug and squeeze whatever’s the focus of your attention.”
>He was certainly focussing his attention on you a lot right now
“But when you’re denied access to doing such things it causes frustration and aggressive feelings.”
>His species got aggressive when things were too cute, but only if they couldn’t have contact with said cute thing?
>Now that certainly was something different
“Well, all you guys are super cute and absolutely everywhere, and I’m not exactly allowed to snuggle every last pony I see, and so, whether I want it to or not your cuteness can… /frustrate/ me.” He concludes
>“You get aggressive, because you’re /not/ allowed to hug ponies? Seriously?”
”Well not to any real level, but yes I suppose I do”

>>28315852
>He was actually serious
>Oh dear. If he thinks you’re cute he must feel so exasperated right now! Especially after you teleported off him mid-snuggle
>Wait what are you thinking? What snuggle? Such a thing never happened!
>Although…
>You quickly look around at the large empty field that surrounds you. Nopony was around, just the research domes, it was nice and private
>In which case, having /obviously/ never, ever, done anything intimate with Anonymous before, this presented the perfect opportunity to test out your… physical compatibility
>Of the few things you knew about relationships that was apparently an important one, plus it would most undoubtedly count as extended research on Human social behaviour
>Right?
>So you really should test it out before you even consider the act of magically binding with him
>It’s not like you were just trying to get those oddly calming and rhythmic paws back onto your body, because you know… they never had been before
>After all, behaviour induced from magical backfire or that which simply didn’t happen, just don’t count!
>However, thinking such things and actually going through with them were two entirely different things
>You attempt to suggest your idea to him, but he insisted upon looking you directly in the eyes, sucking all willpower from your body
>There was no way you could say anything with him watching you like that!
>So before you can muster up the will to actually speak you hang your head in shame, your mane drooping over your face, avoiding that unnerving stare of his
>You can do this! For your future, for science!
>“You know Mr. Anonymous. I-if you’re feeling aggressive you can cuddle me if you’d like. You know, if that would help you.”
>Nailed it!

>>28315863
>He smiles and reaches out his paw, which had become decidedly less translucent
>But your own elation begins to fade as rather than lifting you up and pulling you in close against him, as you’d expected, his paw just ruffles gently at your mane
>The bugger actually went out of his way to /avoid/ touching your horn, even when you begin swaying your head around just to try and get an accidental brush from those dexterous digits of his
”You really are precious. Thanks for the offer, but I’ll be fine.”
>Your earlier shame comes flooding back at his polite rejection
>At the very least you now know he can restrain himself
>“Oh, okay… I still have one last question.”
”Then we’ll head back to the lab?”
>That would be for the best, you were getting too worked up out here, and not your usual stressed out, anxiety attack, kind of worked up
>“Ah-huh.” You say while nodding
”Go ahead.”
>This was it. Last question. Most important question. Life changing question!
>You withdraw the Blood Rose
>“/Why/ did you give me this?”
>This better help resolve the turmoil of your mind
>Once again he answers you immediately, giving the situation the agency it deserved
”The same reasons I gave you earlier this morning. You can put up with me, but now I suppose I could also say I gave it to you because you were kind enough to help me, you lied for me so I can trust you, and I suppose I just wanted to brighten your day.”
>“Brighten my day?” You croak out as a whisper
>Was he trying to say he was willing to give up his entire life, just to make you happy?

>>28315872
>For the longest time you don’t speak, just processing what he’d said
>“Mr. Anonymous?” You finally ask, getting back his attention
”Yes?”
>“Would you rub my shoulders again? It is most calming.”
>Moments ago you would have died of humiliation requesting for something so salacious
>But suddenly asking Anonymous for such a thing just didn’t seem as big a deal, comparatively it was essentially insignificant
>Who knows, maybe you’ll even stop actively repressing your earlier memory of unintentionally snuggling up to him
>And so, exactly as intended, his paw descends to wreak pleasurable havoc along your body, filling you with a warm glow and providing your cheeks a red tint
>With Anonymous’ strangely calming paw rubbing you down your mind drifts into a trance, lost in thought
>What to do with this guy?


I'm really high and have to do high things

>>28315893
You be high bro, and write some more.
I'm really liking this.

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>>28315818
>>28315842
>>28315852
>>28315863
>>28315872
>>28315893

>>28310632
I don't think Anon would really care about that.

Bumping for more pone snuggles

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Bumps with cute horse

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>Anon evades the law by way of spontaneous song and dance number à la The Mask

>>28318923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8

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Please come back to life

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>>28320610
Why is my little Twiggy Piggy so sad?

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>>28321188
She couldn't prevent Anon from going to jail, or get him out afterwards, so now she has a sad
Or it's just because she's hanging around in the Swamp of Sadness

>>28320610
i assume thats from a story, can i get a link anon

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>>28321742
It's from The Neverending Story

boop

>>28318923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHrMpQBDYU0
the real anon is jim carry

>>28322723
>Anon is just what happens when you put on the mask in equestria

I want to read a story about that now, but I know nobody will ever make it live up to the hype in my head.

>>28323251
you become an agent of chaos

>>28322386

>>28323251
>the mask is Loki's creation
>Discord is Loki of horseland
>the mask is the ultimate anti-elements artifact that empowers the wearer with chaos magic
>strangely, seem to have no observable effect on Ponk

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>>28324822

>>28325230
>loss.jpg

Sorry I haven't been around. I've bit sitting alone in my corner trying to git gud for 15 months and I forgot what having people around is like. Thought I would have more time since I don't have to cook and stuff but normies actually unironically like to go outside and hang out. I'll try writing some tonight.

>>28322386

>>28326485

Bumb

>>28329181

Emergency bump

>>28331426
>this kills the stallion

>>28315893
>You were most certainly physically compatible. Of the zero ponies you’d been bothered to start relationships with he clearly had the most experience and could just destroy your composure from the lewdness of his actions
>Marrying him also guaranteed career elevation, money, a lifetime's worth of studies, even adventure!
>It was everything you wanted
>For so long now you’d been feeling disillusioned with your own life
>With cuts to your faculty's funding you could no longer go out on field research; the mysteries, creatures, and magic of Equis all closed off to you
>You were forced to stay in your office at the university, living the most mundane of lives, going over old studies and peer-reviewing papers
>You got no pleasure from such things, you belong in the field, out here… with Anonymous
>It was as if the universe had served him up on a platter for you
>Here was your opportunity to get back out there, to research a truly unique animal with no restrictions. You’d be back in the field, there’d be excitement and adventure
>Heck the very first time you’d met Anonymous he gave you all those things
>But such reasons were so shallow! Were you considering accepting his offer just for your own personal gain?
>Did you just want him to further your own goals?
>You were better than that right?
>Right?
>Of course you were! You had to be.
>He made you feel happy inside, he could calm you down and he was nicer and sweeter than anypony you’d met
>None of this changed the fact he was still infuriating! With that stupid grin and immature behaviour, he never seemed to take anything seriously
>But he’d said it himself, you could put up with him, he wasn’t /that/ annoying, more or less just ignorant
>So then what were you going to do?

>>28332118
>You’re wrenched from your thoughts as the pleasurable stimuli of his paw disappears
>You open the eyes you hadn’t known were closed to see Anonymous smiling down at you, looking nowhere near as annoying as you recall
”OK, we’ve got to get back.”
>That would be for the best. His skin was even looking normal again
>“Thank you Mr. Anonymous, you’ve been a great help, maybe I’ll figure things out sooner than I thought.”
>The two of you dawdle your way back to the tri-domes just as a fellow professor pokes their head out to call you back


>The study resumes
>After a few repeat tests it was confirmed that Anonymous could indeed wield enchantments like any other creature
>Things didn’t truly start to heat up until Anonymous suggested simple telekinesis as a method of getting reproducible magical mishaps, after all it had be the spell The Warden had used on him initially
>None of you had thought of it before. The magic was so simple and innate one hardly even considered it to be a spell
>A random unicorn was draw to cast the spell
>A pale green glow surrounds Anonymous and he slowly levitates into the air
>From the moment he was covered in the telekinetic filed his features become agonised, his face contorting in pain
>You could make out his muscles twitching and spasming, his body was fighting against the spell with all its might
>The sight distresses you to no end
>But in a flash of red Anonymous vanishes.

>>28332222
>OH CELSTIA YOU KILLED HIM! HE’S BEEN VAPORISED!
>The mare who’d cast the spell stumbles to the ground, her horn still surrounded by a red glow
>Okay, bit of an overreaction on your part, maybe he wasn’t dead. If the spell was still active he must be somewhere, which means he wasn’t vaporised, he’d just been teleported
>But to where?
>You all exchange confused looks in stunned silence, excluding the grunting mare on the floor
>As the head of the study the first pony to speak up is Chicken Scratch
“What do we do now?” She asks everypony, clearly having just mentally run through all the possible solutions she could think of and coming up with nothing
>The silence was deafening
>What could you do? He was simply gone, he could be /literally/ anywhere
>The mare on the ground cries out again and her horn flares up once more before fading back down
>Her anguish snaps most of you out of the trance brought about by the oddity of the situation and many ponies move over to help her back up
“Somepony break the spell.” Chicken orders “The odds are stacked against us but it may bring Anonymous back.”
>”And if it doesn’t?”
“If it doesn’t, it doesn’t. We’ve no idea where he is or how to get him back, have you ever heard of a reverse teleportation spell Ember Heart?”
>You stay silent
“I thought so. I have to ensure the safety of those under my charge. Somepony break that spell, now!”
>As if to accentuate her point the hapless unicorn mare cries out, the red glow of her horn blazing up again
>A small baton is magically levelled at the mare’s horn, ready to forcibly extinguish the spell
>It begins to descend, but panic races through your mind as you catch something in the corner of your eye
>”WAIT!” You scream out, your own telekinesis forcefully tearing the bat from its wielders grasp
“What do you think you are doing Ember!?”
>What you were doing was saving Anonymous

>>28332241
>In your peripheries you’d noticed the magical field detector
>When the mare’s horn had flared up the machinery picked up on the magical output before it dissipated from reality
>Her horn was still active, casting a teleport spell again and again
>If it were to be stopped now, as she was casting, he would be trapped in the realm between space
>You’d rather not have that happen. It was a lot harder getting somepony back from a plane of non-existence than it was to track them down in the real world
>You quickly explain your actions to everypony while the mare’s horn’s glow fades back down
>Chicken congratulates you on your swift thinking, before moving to striking the now safe and dull glowing horn
>The odds of Anonymous coming back were stacked against you to the extreme
>But once the horn is struck he pops back where he once, the only sign he’d been gone at all was his new, scruffier look, and what could be a few flakes of snow in his hair
>You dive from the observation deck and rush to him, with Chicken following closely
>“MR. ANONYMOUS ARE YOU OKAY?”
>He turns and grins wildly at you
”That was that fastest holiday around the world I’ve ever had!”
>He looks around excitedly
“Who’s up for round two!?”
>Oh for the love of…
>“Can you take anything seriously!? You could have been really hurt!”
”Only when I have to Ember.”
>“Well you have to now! You were in real danger.”
>His grin only widens
>GAH! If you were a worse pony he'd be getting a smacked bottom!

baaaampu

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>>28332267
dear zew, thank you for everything you do.

>>28332267
zew, I love you
may your wrists never cramp

bumps

>>28335333

boop the ponice

Who wants to be my living snuggle pillow? I wont be too rough.

>>28336706
>The mares all huddle up next to each other in the corner of the cafeteria.
>They look to each other, questioning the worth of kinship and loyalty among ponies.
>A meek, trembling mess of a pony gets pushed in front.

>>28336701
boop

>>28337063
That trembling mess pulls at my heartstrings

>>28338521

I booped the law and the law won

>>28337063
When are you going to continue your story?

>>28337063
daww
shes getting it lovingly and tenderly tonight

>>28339726

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>Human steals filly's scooter. Suspect still at large.

>>28342229
fuckin that marinemarksman story is amazing. if only he hadn't started that fucking halo crossfic bullshit.

>>28337063

>Anon looks down upon her, assessing her worth for his needs
>she cowers down and edges back, her rump pushing against the solid wall of unyeilding huddled mares
>She wasn't getting back in
>Anon utters something in a gruff tone before grunting as he pulls the mare up by the scruff of her neck
>shes pulled close to his face for a thorough inspection
"Aye, ye'll do for tonight."
>She whimpers in his grasp, hooves rising meekly to cover her face
>her hind legs flailed pointlessly
>the cluster of mares scatters with the danger having passed
>but the fear would remain
>for every night he would take a new mare to his chambers
>the things he did to them
>they were... lewd
>spooning, belly rubs, belly rubs and spooning!
>there were even rumors of kink play
>coat grooming, horn and hoof filing, SADDLES!
>as anon walks away, the mare in his grasp goes limp, accepting her fate

>>28344188
>Once dropped onto the creature's bed, she snaps back to reality there goes gravity, her heart rate rising once more.
>She wondered where he would start first as she cowered even further than before, trying to make herself seem as small as possible.
>Would he forcefully grab her and go right to the spooning? Doing lood things with his hands as they both lay in such an intimate moment?
>Or would he pet her withers and work his way up?
>She tried to tear her thoughts away and developed a more somber look as the human changed into his onesies.
>Thoughts of where life took such a wrong turn bore their way into her mind.
>Maybe she deserved this.
>She was such a bad pony, after all, accidentally giving her lifelong friend a paper-cut while giving her a birthday card.
>No doubt the mare would ever want to see her again, more the less forgive her.

>>28340890
Soon, a bit stuck but I've written ahead a bit to try and work things out.

>>28344381
>Moment.
I meant position. shid.

>>28344388
Moment works alright

>>28344381
That a good stuff!

>>28344444
Jesus Christ, those quints

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Page 9 again
Gonna have to bring in the big guns

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>>28347475
>Again
>le sigh
Fine then. Guess I'll have to take drastic actions

>>28287128
Jesus christ, I forgot about deltora quest.

>>28344188
>>28344381
my heart

>>28348565
Thus is a sfw board you sick fuck.

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>>28349288
And who will stop me?
The writefags? Hah! I'd like to see them try to throw me in pony prison!

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>>28349775
>hoof holding

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>>28349814
You think that's the worst I've got?

>>28344381
>the mare is snapped from her thoughts as the bed shakes around
>in her worry she'd not noticed anon finish putting on his standard issue snuggle onesie
>he'd dived upon the bed and sent her near flying
>she scampers to the beds corner, as far from anon as possible
>he glowers making her cringe back in fear
>she tried and failed miserably to maintain a calm appearance as he lays down and pats a segment of bed beside him
>against all good sense she creeps her way over, legs almost buckling every step
>upon reaching him her composure finally breaks
>tears stream from her face and a few gulping sobs escape her muzzle
>anon looks angry
"Ach. That wont do lass. Buck up before I make you."
>she takes in a ragged breath
>a forced smile erupts on her face but it quickly fails, the sobs returning and her little body quaking
>anon looks almost regretfully at the mare
"Aye, I'm sorry for this lass."
>he pushes the mare down to her back
>her hooves rush up to protect her exposed underside but anons hands moved too fast
>before she knew how, her forelegs had been pinned above her head and anon had his hand resting on her belly
>her struggling and fear disapear from the shock of the large paw pushing onto her most tender of places
>but it quickly returns, causing her body to involuntarily shiver
>He'd only just begun
>his paw rises as his fingers begin their rapid work
>pushing and poking, rubbing and brushing, they ran from her soft fluffy underside to her armpits, tickling all the strength from her body
>his grin was animalistic, if not predatory, as the mare frantically stuggles to escape, her body convulsing from the over stimulation
>unable to control herself any longer she bursts into savage laughter, the cackling echoing through the halls, causing all mares in earshot to cringe back
>an uncontrollable smile takes the mare over
"That's better. Now get it together lass, you've got a long night."

>>28350072
>The mare involuntarily gulps as the human flops down on his back next to her, despite feeling more relaxed.
Looking down at her with a piercing gaze the human questions, “Are you ready then, lass?”
>Not wanting to earn his ire, she makes a futile attempt at hiding her face with her hooves as she frantically nods.
>She looks back up at the man as he lets out a gruff chuckle.
>He reaches for something in his bed side table, making chills run through her spine.
>To her surprise he pulls out a story book.
>With a wide grin, he makes himself snug in bed opening a few pages in.
>Starting with foreplay, it seems.
>He clears his throat.
”Just before dawn, she sighted the tower on the far side of the river. She galloped west until met with a… f-f.”
>The human frowns, showing the book to the mare.
>Can he not read Equestrian?
>”Ford.”
”Ford,” he repeats, smiling. “Crossed over, and i...i-immediately had to hide in a grove of trees while sheep trotted by.”
”He sat there a moment watching the wall with two sentries on it. “Who goes,” one bleats. The mare immediately answers. “I’m looking for the king of C...””
>”Caprinster,” the mare helps, quicker this time.
”Caprinster,” he parrots again.
>The foreplay was doing it’s work.
>The mare stopped being nervous altogether and scoots closer to the human, even resting her head on his shoulder as he continued.
>A very intimate position.
>She lets out a light squeak as the human stops, wrapping an arm around her before continuing.

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This is getting overly lood