Reverse-trap/Tomboy Thread №12

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>>28231159
And shout out to I Am Nude for adding visual aid to these heart wrecking stories

>>28231178
He drew another one last night, which I'll post with the next update. It's even lewder.

>>28230974
Just steal someone's idea or something

>>28232034
>>28230974
If you want to borrow a retarded, but potentially fun, idea I had:

>Anon is a werewolf/skinwalker/vampire/other gothic creature
>Transfers into a new school
>Immediately hits it off with AJ because she's a hardass, rowdy, no-nonsense kind of girl
>Has no idea she's secretly a Van Helsing-style monster hunter
>She starts getting reports of a monster in the area
>Now as Anon and her start to grow closer, he also has to try harder to keep his double life hidden, as he starts to suspect he might be being hunted

It's a bit generic, but I think it could lead to a ton of adventure and fun, both of which the thread could always use more of.

>>28232089
Not Reverse Trap enough.
>Hits it off with Applejack, a rowdy, no-nonsense boy in his class
>Has no idea Anon's a monster
>Anon has no idea AJ is a girl
>something something Reverse Trap General

>>28232034
>>28232089
I remember some threads back there was an idea being tossed around of Anon being the retainer/closest, devoted knight of Reverse Trap Prince/ss Celestia. I like the idea, and I might be able to write something like that. Just as I get rid off all these responsibilities for the week

>>28232089
I'd read the heck out of that. Urban Fantasy + MLP? Formula for success. I like to read up on Hunter: the Vigil a lot even though I can't get anybody to play it with me.

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>>28232089
theres already a couple stories like that written by this guy

http://pastebin.com/u/Sergeant_Nonymous

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>>28232262
Hell yeah, dude. If I weren't writing like 5 stories right now, I'd totally do it myself. But since I can't, I really hope an Anon picks it up. Would be fun as shit to read.

Any of you out there who just lurk, but want to contribute, please ;-;

>>28231178
God why is Gilda so fucking sexy, I want to feel up those tits and grope her ass

>>28232033
POST IT NOW

>>28233411
I will with the next update, which should be going up in a little over an hour. The Gilda story will be finished by tonight. After that, I'm probably gonna take a day or two of break from writing here, then get back to the Butters updates.

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>>28232089
Make anon an Amazon and an part of a hunting group and you've got a deal

>>28234223
Sorry I wrote an instead of aj

>>28234017
Bump

>>28232149
to be fair, tomboy is in the name. we only reverse trapped recently

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Bump 9 From Outer Space

>>28232089
jeff, read an anonymous werewolf in canterlot

>>28237121
Will do. I remember seeing the threads when they up, but I never stopped by. Sounds like a cool story, though.

>>28237223
Jeffo, do you read any other greens and do you have any particular favorite writefags other than yourself

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>>28237537
Well, I really like the work of most of the other /nst/ writers. EQGWF in particular had a pretty big impact on me, but more for their shorter greens than R9K-Twi, though ChurroAnon/BBSA and JC do cool stuff as well. In terms of personal favorites, though, Schwartz and GetMeOuttaHere were the two who kinda inspired me to start writing here (despite that first guy now thinking I'm a total asshole). But my personal favorite green of all time comes from the Marital Problems thread. It doesn't really have any following outside of its thread, from what I can tell, which is super sad. This story deserves double the attention of pretty much anything I've done. http://pastebin.com/RPLPMZcb

I still need to come up with a name for this fucking story.

http://pastebin.com/UiWnwXha

>"Ha. I guess not."
>She sits up, punching your shoulder
>You must have really tired her out, because you can barely feel it
>Not that you mind, of course
>It's kinda nice having physical interactions with her that don't involve you losing use of your limbs
>"I guess you could say it was 'pretty good.'"
>She winks as she stands up, wobbling slightly on shaky legs
>"God damn, dude. Make a huge mess, why don't you?"
>She tries to wipe your cum off her chest, but succeeds in only spreading it further around
>"Bleh."
>Gilda takes a running dive into the water, surfacing after a minute
>"Hey! I'll race you to the other side!"
"Are you serious? Look how far it is!"
>You run into the water, swimming up next to her
>Her soaking-wet hair glistens silver-white under the moon
>"What, you scared?"
>Gilda starts to scrub herself, frowning
"I mean, yeah? Drowning tends to be something I'm afraid of..."

Art by I Am Nude

>>28237621
>"You're not gonna drown, dude."
"Yeah? And how do you know?"
>Gilda swims up close, close enough that her chest presses against yours
>She grabs your forearm, fingers closing securely around your wrist
>"Because if you, I'm gonna save you. Right?"
"Oh. Uh... yeah."
>She gives you a quick kiss on the mouth
>"That's better. Now come on. If you beat me, I'll let you..."
>She mimes sticking something in her mouth
"Yeah? I'm gonna hold you to that."
>You and Gilda take off for the other side of the lake, kicking up huge, dark waves as you charge towards the sand
>She absolutely demolishes you, but still sees fit to give you the same reward
>Her enthusiasm leaves you breathless

>After washing out her mouth with some lakewater, Gilda lays down next to you
>"So?"
"So?
>"What do you think?"
"That was incredible."
>"I know, right? I haven't had that much fun since I was a kid. Probably not even then."
>She grabs you, pulling you atop her chest and allowing you to curl against her body
>"This ain't gonna be a one-time thing, though, dude. I hope you realize that."
"Honestly, I was hoping it wouldn't be. I just didn't know how to ask."
>"Ha! What, do I still scare you?"
"How could you not? You're like if Robocop and She-Ra had a baby."
>Gilda laughs even harder
>Out of nowhere, she gives you another kiss
>This one is longer and slower than the rest

>>28237621
>dat Gilda
m-muh dik

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>>28237659
>"You're insane, kid."
>She sighs, relaxing, her body sinking into the sand
>Her right hand goes to the top of your head, stroking your hair
"So, when am I gonna see you again?"
>She shrugs
>"Good question. I think you'll know where to find me, though."
"Or where to let you find me?"
>"That's more like it."
>For a few minutes, there's nothing else to the world except you, her, and your little stretch of beach
>But something's still weighing on your mind
"If something happens, though, don't feel like you have to stick up for me. I'm not losing my job."
>"My job? Dude, come on. They couldn't rid of me even if they wanted to. And besides..."
>She pats your back
>"I'm not just gonna leave you behind, kid. You need someone like me. And, well... I think I could use someone like you."
>Her last kiss of the evening is on the bridge of your nose
>"I'm not gonna let you drown."

End

Thanks everyone for reading, and I'll have more Butters in a day or two.

>>28237757
Thank you Jeffo. Good feels and good lewd all in one.

>>28237659
>"How could you not? You're like if Robocop and She-Ra had a baby."
kek

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>>28237757
That was a sweet ending.

>>28237757
Pastebin please? ;-; it was a beaut

>>28237757
This is weird, my heart feels intact and not stabbed....

>>28237621
GET HIM TO DRAW HER TOPLESS I BEG OF YOU

Maybe one of her grabbing her own ass too like in the story. Goddamn I love that level of confidence.

>>28238762
Shush

>>28238231
http://pastebin.com/UiWnwXha

>>28239611
Can do.

>>28240789
Holy fuck that Rarity story was good. Are there any more like that? I much prefer horse to human.

>>28240986
Check out the Marital Problems Thread's pastebin, there's a ton of good stories in there. Also there's http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ , the story I wrote for them about Anon and pony Mrs. Cake dealing with personal issues a decade after their breakup.

>>28237621
>I still need to come up with a name for this fucking story.

Fuck Tha Police

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>>28241933
kek

>>28240789
Are you still gunna do the actual boy-butters lewd or no? It still seems like it'd be nice to have anon actually face the fact that he might be gay and act on it.
maybe prompted by Dash?

>>28242867
You mean bi? Pretty sure Anon is still into girls.

>>28241624
OK Jeff, the problem here is that the story is both really engaging and also incomplete. I guess I'll check out the thread, though.

>>28243171
Yeah, sorry about that. I got distracted from it after the whole NST thing started. Been meaning to get back to it for forever, but new ideas and threads are so damn distracting. Still the Marital Problems thread is super good, and they could definitely use some new readers.

>>28243003
I guess. But the point of it should be Anon and Butters fugging. Dash could just be satisfied fingering herself while watching.

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>>28243240
>marital problems thread
NO
LOKI'S NEVER COMING BACK

>>28242867
Pls, Jeff

>>28242867
Yeah, it's still gonna happen. Maybe sometime this weekend? Idk. Actual-story Butters updates will be back tomorrow regardless.

>>28245022
That's good to hear. However, there is just one problem. Where is the traplight threesome green?

>>28245022
More actual-story Butters is something I've been looking forward to a lot

>>28245022
ight, just thought you might of forgotten about it because of the crazy amount of green you produce, not only in this thread, but many others as well. I swear man, how are you getting past the captcha's because you are a writing machine.

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Continuing the Limestone green from like a month ago. Better really really late than never right? First couple posts will be reposts.

>>28246059

>Riiiing
>Senior year huh?
>Feels good being king
>You are Anonymous and you are making your way to your first class
>It's always nice to see so many familiar faces
>Deep down you know that you will be sick of them all by the end of the month
>For the time being though it feels kind of nice to be back
>You show up to class a couple minutes early
>Gotta establish your territory
>You take a seat in the middle of the room at the end of the row
>Perfect
>You always like to see who chooses to sit next to you
>The room slowly fills with students and the seat next to you remains empty
>Damn you wish you had some friends in this class
>You decide to pull out your notebook and start doodling
>Even if you don't know anyone, this class should still be a piece of cake
>Psychology, and apparently the teacher is really soft with grading
>Your inner dialogue is interrupted by a somewhat nasally but feminine voice
>“Hey, is this seat taken?”
>You look up and are pleasantly surprised to see a really cute girl with light blue hair looking at you expectantly
>She is wearing a lavender colored jacket and has a bright pink bow in her hair
>This semester might have just got a whole lot better
“No, go ahead”
>She sets her bag down and begins to prepare for class
>“Name's Flitter. And you are?”
>You can't remember seeing her around last year, she must be new here
“I'm Anonymous, nice to meet you”
>She moves her hair out of her eyes slightly
>“Nice to meet you too!”
>Flitter sets her notebook on the desk, it's light purple and covered in small cartoonish dragonflies
>You feel pressured to think of something else to say
>Chances like this don't come by too often
“I like the bow, it's a good look for you”
>Flitter looks up and smiles
>Total qt
“Aw, thank you! I'm glad I decided to wear it today”
>You return her smile as the chatter in the room begins to quiet down

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>>28246065

>A woman with long red dreadlocks enters the room, must be the teacher
>Did someone in the back of the classroom just light up a joint?
>It looks like Flitter is about to say something else, but the teacher begins to talk almost immediately
>“Good morning class”
>She pauses and takes a deep breath
>“Welcome to Psychology, I'll be your teacher this semester, you can call me Treehugger”
>The class has gone completely quiet by now
>You and Flitter exchange a look as Treehugger writes her name on the board
>Seriously?
>“I hope that everyone here is eager to learn and expand their minds”
>She stops and takes another deep breath
>You can already tell that is going to get annoying
>“Now I know it's the first day back from summer, so I'll keep today's class simple”
>At this point you mentally tune out and focus more on your notebook and the pretty girl next to you
>You could swear that Flitter shifted her chair closer to you
>Treehugger has already successfully bored you
>The syllabus begins to work it's way around the classroom
>Flitter takes one and hands the stack to you
>Your hands brush slightly and you see her smile at you again
>L-lewd
>Treehugger's voice begins to command your attention once more
>“I like to take a more non-traditional approach to teaching. Consider me as more of a guide for your learning experience, the real teachers in this class will be all of you”
>She pauses again as if to let the words sink in
>You can already tell you aren't going to learn shit
>You're perfectly okay with that, senior year rules
>“I believe in learning with each other, not with textbooks and tests, so this semester we will be doing work in groups of two”
>That definitely got your attention
>You steal a quick glance to the side and look at Flitter once more
>“You will choose from a list of topics, two weeks from now each group will present what they have learned to the rest of the class”

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>>28246072

>Treehugger takes another deep breath and begins passing out another stack of papers that you assume is the rubric
>“I'll assign partner's here shortly”
>You freeze for a moment
>Wait, assign?
>Fuck
>You can almost feel everyone's collective spirit sink
>Maybe there is still a chance you will get to work with Flitter?
>Come on, for once let there be a statistically unlikely reality
>“Make sure to raise your hand when I call on you so I can get to know everyone's names”
>Treehugger begins reading off the pairs
>You cross your fingers under the table as the people who have already been paired begin to find each-other
>“Anonymous”
>Finally your name is called
>You look up and raise your hand in the air
>Treehugger looks at you
>“and Limestone Pie”
>You look around the room to see who is raising their hand
>A guy wearing all gray in the back row raises his hand high in the air
>Well, so much for that dream
>He glares at you
>Doesn't seem like he is very happy with the grouping either
>“Flitter, you'll be working with Roseluck.”
>Flitter and a girl with red hair towards the front of the class both raise their hands
>After everyone is paired together Treehugger pauses
>“Alright class, go ahead and sit with your partner so you can discuss which topic you'd like to choose for your presentation”
>The classroom fills with noise once more as everyone packs up their belongings and works their way to their assigned partners
>You reluctantly get up and walk towards the back of the classroom
>This Limestone guy just continues to glare at you as you make your way towards him
>For trying to look so tough he is actually kind of scrawny
>You could probably take him if need be
>Got to admit though that his light gray leather jacket looks pretty stylish even if it is a size or two too large for him
>You take the seat to his left

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>>28246080

“Hey, Limestone Pie right? Any relation to Pinkie Pie?”
>Limestone somehow manages to look angrier
>His voice is gravelly, but it almost sounds exaggerated to you
>“Pinkie Pie is my sister, why do you care?”
>He almost sounds more upset than he looks
>Not that you even knew Pinkie Pie that well...
>Maybe that was a bad question to ask
“The name sounded familiar, just trying to make conversation”
>The list of topics for the presentation gets passed to the two of you
>“Listen asshole, I don't want to have a conversation with you. We are going to do this stupid presentation, and we are going to do it my way”
>Limestone takes the sheet of paper and signs the two of you up for a topic and passes the sheet on
>“And if you knows what's best for you, you'll stay away from my sister, got it punk?”
>You look directly into Limestone's commanding yellow eyes
>You turn your head and look towards the front of the classroom to see Flitter talking cheerfully with the red headed girl
>You silently curse your luck
“So, what did you sign us up for then? Anger management issues?”
>Your tone is bitter
>This guy has definitely ruined your mood
>“No smartass, Schizophrenia, not that you'll be any help anyways”
>Whatever man
>The tension between the two of you is cut by Treehugger's dreary voice
>“Alright class, that's all for today. I hope everyone enjoys their first day. I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow. Peace out.”
>At least she cut class early, you can't take another moment with this dick
>You hurriedly pack up and make your way towards the door
>You look back one last time before entering into the commotion of the hallway
>Limestone is glaring at you
>It's going to be a long semester, isn't it?

>>28246086

>The first week of classes pass by without much of a hitch
>You're already pretty acclimated to the school environment
>You show up to your morning psychology class a bit early as usual
>Everything is feeling fairly routine even at this point in the year
>You've taken to sitting in the back of the classroom during this period
>Definitely an essential in the 'getting B's without really trying' lifestyle
>Treehugger has yet to show up, which isn't surprising
>She tends to be a couple minutes late
>You look around the classroom to see everyone chatting among themselves, mostly with their assigned partners
>Flitter and her partner still seem to be hitting it off great
>You and that Limestone guy haven't even talked since your first day
>A couple of times you've seen him looking your way from across the classroom, but other than that he has kept his distance
>Until today anyways
>You watch as Limestone walks all the way across the classroom to take the seat next to you
>After taking out a pencil and a plain looking notebook, he just crosses his arms and looks forward
>He doesn't look at you or say anything
>You look forward and check the clock
>You look back at Limestone
>He looks uncomfortable, fidgeting slightly, rapidly tapping his legs against the floor
>The two of you sit in silence for what feels like a couple minutes
>Finally Limestone speak up
>“So, what, are you just going to sit there and not say anything?”

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>>28246094

>You look over at him again
>He avoids your eye contact
“Yeah, I was planning on it, why?”
>Limestone looks less on edge and a little more upset now
>“You know, you do a great impersonation of a social inept loser.”
>Is that the best he has?
“And you're genuinely an ass. Feel free to leave at anytime if my silence is bothering you so much.”
>That shuts him up
>You're starting to seriously wonder what his problem is
>Maybe he should go smoke one with Treehugger before class and chill out
>Speak of the devil, Treehugger walks into the classroom with an almost disoriented look on her face
>A fashionable five minutes late
>“Gooooooood morning class”
>The general rumble of the class quiets down once more
>You glance to Limestone again
>Apparent he didn't feel like changing seats
>He still looks irritated, his hands are balled tightly into fists at his side
>Could be a long class if you have to interaction with anyone
>...
>Luckily, Treehugger just ends up playing videos for most of the class
>The Milgram Experiment was fucked up yo
>As much as you'd like to make fun of her methods, you'd be lying if you said you weren't learning a decent amount
>Most of the context is semi-intriguing and easy to grasp
>Limestone doesn't say another word to you the rest of the class
>As soon as you are dismissed he simply gets up and leaves with an impressive amount of immediacy
>Whatever, you could honestly do the presentation by yourself if need be
>You make your way out of the class and out into the chaos of the hallway
>The noise is pretty overwhelming
>You weave your way in and out of the crowd towards your next class

>>28246101

>Lunch
>Man, you needed this break
>The rest of your classes turned out to be boring
>Especially boring, like the type of boring where you fall asleep and dream about being bored
>Seems like everyone else has had a slow day as well
>You and your regular squad have already claimed a table in the cafeteria
>You intend to spend your time like usual, commenting on the laughable quality of the food, bullshiting about different stuff, the works
>Norman speaks up
>“So, anyone hear any good gossip lately?”
>A true classic
>Flash laughs
>“Just spill it Norman, everyone here knows you only ask that when you've heard something”
>You could honestly care less about gossip, so you kind of just stay silent and focus on your tray
>“Okay, okay, you guys are not going to believe this. Rumor has it that Applejack and Rarity are dating.”
>It's probably a good thing that Big Mac isn't sitting with you today
“You're right Norman, I don't believe that.”
>Norman's track record is... well sub-par to say the least when it comes to gossip
>“Yeah, hopefully not. Not enough hot chicks here for them to be dating each other.”
>Fucking Flash man
> “Well at least there are some cute new girls this semester. Have any of you even seen that Marble gal?”

>>28246109

>Soarin finally adds to the conversation
>“Yeah, I have like two classes with her. Apparently she is Pinkie Pie's sister.”
>The mention of Pinkie Pie brings your mind back to Limestone
>Although to be perfectly honest you've thought about him a lot today for some reason
>Guess that interaction was pretty weird, kind of hard to not think about that again
>Especially when you are bored out of your mind for hours on end
>Seriously, who does or says that kind of crap?
>Maybe you were a little harsh on him, but still that was definitely weird, in an almost intriguing way
>“Wait wait wait, Pinkie Pie has a sister?”
>Flash looks interested
“Yeah, apparently she has a brother too. Limestone Pie, I'm working with him in Psychology.”
>That gets Norman's attention again
>“Oh yeah! The one with the gray jacket sitting alone over at that table?”
>You look behind you to see the general area he is pointing
>Sure enough, you see Limestone sitting over at a table with no one else
>Kind of hard to miss considering the tables all around him are relatively full of people
>It's almost like a small void towards the edge of the room
“Yeah, that's him.”
>Norman continues
>“Yeah dude! I saw him totally lose it in the hallway yesterday, some guy bumped into him and they got into it pretty bad, shouting at each-other, teachers had to come out and break it up.”
>How did you not hear about that
>Soarin pitches in again
>“I heard about that, that guy is really related to Pinkie? Weird.”
“Yeah, he is a real ass.”
>You look back at Limestone's table again
>You not quite sure why, but an idea pops into your head

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>>28246111

“You guys dare me to go sit next to him?”
>Flash and Norman both crack up, Soarin seems slightly less amused
>“Dude, that'd be golden! Do it!”
>Flash speaks up after Norman
>“Yeah, go for it. You could take him if he tried to start anything anyways.”
>Soarin speaks his piece, some typical stuff about acting your age
>Whatever
“Well, two vs one. I'm doing it.”
>With that you get up from your seat and begin making your way across the room to the table

~

That's all I got, I'll try to update soon but writing takes me so goddamn long.

http://pastebin.com/RhDNFqSS

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>>28246126
You're finally back

>>28246126
This is neat. Will follow.

>>28245022
Do you hate Rarity or something? You always make her a pathetic sack of shit in your stories.

>>28248624
wtf i hate jeff now

oh shit page 10

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I know changelings tend to be genderless, but they'd refer to Thorax as "he" or "him"

But would he make a good reverse-trap? Where people call him "him" but he is actually she.

>>28248624
>>28248644
Oof, I've gotten this a lot. I don't hate Rarity though, she's actually my favorite of the mane 6 and my favorite pony after Harshwhinny and Coco.

I have no idea why I'm so awful to her when I write her. Maybe because she's just so easy to flanderize?

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>>28250423
yes please

>>28231106
bump

>>28252742

>>28250423
Yes

where's Jeff?

I need to tell him I'm going to see Titus Andronicus in October

>>28253976
What?

>>28253976
You're in for a treat, even though i have no idea who you or Jeff are, or where you'll see it.

>>28252214
Rainbow looks mega cute.

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>>28237757
>there will never be a sequel where Dash and Indigo bully Anon because he's "cop's bitch" and Gilda tries to help him

>>28253976
Oh shit dude, that's awesome. I'll hopefully be able to see them late September during their show in MO. Either way, looks like a fucking awesome time.

>>28255351
:'^

You could always write it, Anon...

>>28251157
You don't even really Flanderize her though. She's always socially skilled and aware in the show, and you always make her a total joke that everybody laughs at. Flanderizing would be making her a stick up "stacy" or something. Not a completely inept spaghettomancer

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>>28255645
I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to. When, outside of the Sweetie Belle story, have I ever made her a spaghetti horse? And what's necessarily wrong with that? We've seen instances in the show where she's gotten caught up in her own histrionics and obsessive nature to the point of embarrassing herself.

I know it's not a popular opinion, but Rarity's occasional awkwardness and breakdowns are part of what I like so much about her. Maybe I write them in excess, but I don't think it's necessarily fair to draw the conclusion that I hate her just because I tend to paint her in a goofy light.

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Last time on RT Flutters:
>Dash is gonna be okay
>Fluttershy told her dad to get fucked
>Everyone sans Anon had a good cry
>Harshwhinny invited Gilda to the house party, realized she hadn't made anything for dinner

Welcome back to Shokugeki no Soma: Horse Edition

Updated pastebin: http://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDX

>"Now... do either of you two know how to cook?"

"Uh..."
>You glance over at Fluttershy, though you're not very hopeful
>"My dad usually d-didn't let me in the kitchen."
"Yeah, I can make like... spaghetti? Maybe?"
>Harshwhinny bites her lip
>"This is bad. As a police officer, and clearly a proud professional woman, officer Griffin will most likely be right on time. That's not enough time to cook after we get back, unless..."
"Unless we stall?"
>Harshwhinny nods, beginning to pace
>"The two of you can stall for time. I'll run to the store, and..."
>She shakes her head
>"No, that won't work! It'd be incredibly impolite to cook dinner while the guests are already over! Oh, I'm so stupid... so stupid..."
>Harshwhinny starts massaging her temples, her eyes wide with panic
>"I'm going to look like the worst host ever, aren't I?"
"Wait!"
>Harshwhinny turns to you
>"Anonymous? You have an idea?"
"Not really. I just think we're worrying about this a bit too much."
>"One can never worry about the quality of their hosting abilities *too much*, Anonymous! Officer Griffin has sacrificed a lot for us, and we're going to make sure she's welcomed warmly!"
>A knock sounds at the front door, and Harshwhinny nearly collapses

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>>28256242
>"Oh no..."
>She turns to you, as if announcing the beginning of the apocalypse
>"That's her, isn't it?"
"Probably."
>You place a hand on Harshwhinny's arm
"It's gonna be fine, ma'am."
>"It will most certainly not be! I'm going to disappoint a good friend of ours."
"How?"
>"Because! Because I... you know, look at this place."
>She gestures to the stacks of failed paintings and randomly assorted books that cover her home
>"It's a dump. And if I can't even serve a decent meal. Who wouldn't be disappointed?"
>Fluttershy peeks out from behind you
>"I m-mean... I'm not. I love it here."
>Harshwhinny puffs out her cheeks
>"Yes, but..."
>"I don't think Officer G-Gilda will be any different. She seems like a n-nice lady. She'll probably just be happy to be able to s-spend the night with people she likes."
>Fluttershy twiddles her fingers
>"At least, that's w-why I like it here so much. Tonight is m-more about the people she g-gets to be with, right? It's about being around people who like you, not... not just a m-meal."
>Harshwhinny is silent for a moment
>Outside, Gilda knocks again, louder this time
>Harshwhinny sighs, hanging her head
>"You're right. I'll just... I'll try to calm down."
>She begins massaging her temples even as she heads over to answer the door
>"Calm, calm... professionally calm..."

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>>28256299
>Gilda is standing on the front porch, a grocery bag in each hand
>"Hey!"
>She puts on a big, overly-friendly grin
>"What's up?"
>Ms. Harshwhinny stiffly extends her hand to shake
>Unfortunately, Gilda is unable to shake, due to the groceries she's carrying
>So both women are left there just sort of staring at each other
>Harshwhinny tries -- somewhat successfully -- to turn the handshake into an offer to take the bags from Gilda, covering up her blunder with her signature awkward cough
>"I'm so glad you could make if, officer. I, um... won't you come in."
>"Yeah. Thanks for havin' me. Hey, you two."
>She nods cordially to you and Fluttershy, handing Harshwhinny the bags
>"I was gonna pick up beer, but I thought that wouldn't be a good idea with the kids and all. So I, uh, got the next best thing."
>Harshwhinny opens the bag, revealing a six-pack of that super-fancy soda that comes in glass bottles
>"And this is for you. Not sure if you drink at all, but... yeah. It'll look nice, at least."
>In the second bag is a bottle of Cherry Jubilee name-brand vintage wine, the glass embossed in patterns reminiscent of twisting vines
>"Wow."
>Harshwhinny is stunned for a moment
>"T-thank you, officer! I, uh..."
>She scratches at the back of her head, flushing
>"I'm afraid I don't have much to offer you in return..."
>Gilda shrugs
>"Just call me Gilda. And it's no big deal. Honestly, anything would be good right now. Haven't had anything to eat since this morning."
>"Yes! Of course, that's only natural, yes... yes..."
>She's stalling, and doing a terrible job of it
>Harshwhinny turns to you, and waves you and Fluttershy into the kitchen
>Gilda just sort of hangs behind, inspecting Harshwhinny's paintings

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>>28256330
>"What do I do? Look at this!"
>Her voice is dropped to a whisper, each syllable nervous and hissing
>She points to the fancy beverages
>"I can't serve her soup-for-one after she bought me top-shelf wine! That's criminal!"
>"B-but... she just said..."
>"That's beside the point! It's the principle of the thing!"
>Harshwhinny covers her face in her hands
>"I can't do it! I feel like such a--"
>Gilda pokes her head in
>"Yo, not trying to snoop, but... is everything alright?"
>Harshwhinny immediately straightens up
>Her hands go to her own next, probably hoping to find a scarf to fidget with
>But the collar of her tee-shirt isn't quite enough, and so they resort instead to toying with her earrings
>"Yes! Everything's fine! Just, um... trying to figure out what to make! You know, because... that's something I can totally do..."
>Gilda nods
>"Yeah? You mind if I take a look? I might have a couple ideas."
>"A... look?"
>"Yeah. You know, in the pantry. I've cooked up some pretty janky, tasty stuff out of random junk before."
>It's kinda funny how proud she sounds of that fact
>For a moment, Harshwhinny just blinks, confused
>"Oh! Y-yes, of course! Go ahead!"
>Gilda grins, biting her lip, and opens up the pantry
>"Hah. You're almost as bad as me."
>"Almost?"
>Harswhinny looks relieved that Gilda's not disappointed
>So relieved that she starts to lean against the kitchen counter, trying to stealth-wipe sweat from her forehead

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>>28256388
>"Yeah. You've at least got enough food for a few weeks. I've got like a tenth of this, at best."
>She claps her hands together
>"So let's get started."
>Harhwhinny looks confused
>"Started? What do you mean?"
>Gilda starts to grab packages of ramen out of the pantry
>"I've got a really good recipe for how to cook ramen. You've got hot sauce somewhere, right?"
>"Hot sauce? Oh, yes! Right over here!"
>Harshwhinny runs to the kitchen, and Gilda walks over to you and Fluttershy
>"Alright, can you two see if there's any veggies or anything we can throw in here?"
"Like what?"
>She shrugs
>"I don't know, kid, I ain't Gordon Ramsay. Just look for anything that looks like it'd taste good with noodles."
>She helps Harshwhinny look for sauce, then goes back to ransacking the pantry for ingredients
>In the freezer, you dig out two bags of frozen broccoli and one of carrots, and throw it to Fluttershy
>Gilda grabs some canned chicken from the pantry, grinning to herself
>"Whoa, name brand?"
>She stands up
>"You're pretty fancy, for a bachelorette."
>Harshwhinny giggles
>Yep, full-on giggles
>The sound is one of the strangest you've ever heard
>"Well, when you only have yourself to spend money on, you're allowed to splurge a little, right?"
>A lot of her earlier nervousness seems to have abated
>In fact, she's starting to look like she's having fun

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>>28256437
>"Ha, you're right there. If I wasn't such a miser, maybe I'd understand."
>The two women chatter on about the hardships of life as a single female
>Meanwhile, Gilda gives you and Fluttershy instructions to chop the veggies and then throw them in a pan to fry
>"Chop them? W-with what?"
>"Uh... that?"
>Gilda points to a set of knives on the far end of the counter
>Fluttershy eyes the blades with worry, wringing her hands
>"Um, I... uh..."
>A bead of sweat rolls down the back of her neck
>You tsep in front of her, grabbing up the knife herself
"Here. I got it."
>You grab a cutting board and the vegetables, and start to dice them into little pieces
>"T-thanks. Sorry, I d-didn't mean to... to freak out like that."
"No, it's totally cool."
>You take a step closer to Fluttershy, keeping her close as you finish chopping the veggies
>When you finish, Gilda has you throw the them into a pan to fry along with the hot sauce and noodles, and everything begins to fry together
>"Alright. Now stir everything together, alright? Make sure nothing sits on the bottom too long or it'll burn."
"Like this?"
>You start to stir, but the exhaustion of the past days' drama has left you too fatigued to keep your hand steady
>As the spoon scrapes the bottom of the pan, you accidentally push a clump of noodles over the rim and onto the stove
>"Nah, not like that. Just keep everything inside, alright?"
>You try again, but nearly end up spilling again
>"Here."
>Fluttershy steps up behind you and lays her hand on top of yours
>"Are you alright if I h-help?"
>Her smooth, gentle fingers curl around the back of your hand, holding it steady

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Pausing for a bit. Hope you guys are enjoying the down-time and antics. A few more posts coming later tonight.

>>28256658
Very much, although it's also making me hungry.

>>28256658
Comfy/10

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>>28256680
The recipe they're making is based off some janky Sriracha stir-fry I made up with just shitty bachelor-ready ingredients. I could the instructions here, if you guys are interested.

>>28256815
Pls Jeff, shoe us your janky sriracha ways

>>28256658
This is cute.

>>28250423
>You will never fill a changling's tight virgin anus with your thick, hot and tangy love cream.

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>mfw when this general has become Jeff general's
>mfw when i have no face

>>28257487

I'm pretty sure it has been that since the start, don't know what thread you've been reading man.

>>28257565
There's no other greentext
none
at least before there was
but now none

>>28256651
>>Fluttershy steps up behind you and lays her hand on top of yours
oh god, my feelboners

>>28256815
Please post. I need proper offerings for my Jeff shrine.

>>28256658
This is comfy as all fuck and I'm really enjoying it.

Wat

>>28231106
dedder than ded

>>28260836
We had an update in the last 24 hours you stupid fuck.

>>28260966
first stage is denial, he is kill

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>>28261175

dead thread ripip

>>28246126

>You are almost all the way to the table when Limestone finally makes direct eye contact with you
>His facial expression for once isn't completely contorted with frustration
>He almost looks... sad?
>A small ping of emotion runs through you
>You set your tray down on the table and sit down
>“What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
>You honestly aren't sure
>Your initial intention was to mess with him, but something feels wrong about that deep down
>Guess Soarin might be finally getting through to you
>Damn
>You just stay silent for a bit
>“Someone dare you to come over here and act like a fucking idiot?”
>Well, if that wasn't spot on
“It's not like that.”
>Limestone glares at you
>“Then what? Why the hell are you bothering me?”
>You pause a second before you kind of just start speaking without really thinking
“No, I just felt we started off on the wrong foot. Figured maybe we could set things straight.”
>Limestone continues to glare at you, as if trying to scan your face and detect whatever ulterior motives you have
>You are waiting for her to tell you to fuck off or something, but that doesn't come
>“Whatever”

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Fuck, just noticed my typo spoiled the surprise that Limestone is actually a girl. Sorry for ruining it for you guys. I'm sure no one would have seen that coming...

>>28261595

>Well, you got hit with a one worder but you were honestly expecting worse
“Whatever?”
>Limestone huffs at you a little but he seems visibly less tense, even if it is barely noticeable
>“Yeah, whatever.”
>Could this guy be anymore difficult seriously
“So... are we cool?”
>Limestone stays quiet for a second before replying with a still fairly cold tone
>Again, it almost sounds intentional rough
>“Just don't do something stupid to piss me off again.”
>You have no idea how you did something stupid but okay
>That's a tall order
>You can't thinking of anything to say back to him
“That's a tall order”
>Instant regret what the fuck brain
>Did you really just do that?
>Limestone doesn't actually seem to mind
>Weird
>Instead he grins at you a little?
>“Good one, way to have a spine.”
>That's definitely not what you were expecting to hear
>The two of you stay quiet for a moment
>Limestone looks like he is neither anxious or upset
>A state which you have yet to see him in at anytime
>Guess you could keep talking?
“When are you gonna be free to work on Treehugger's project?”
>Limestone kind of snort laughs at that
>“We can probably finish that in like 20 minutes, that class is a free A.”
>You laugh a bit at that because truth
>You are about to respond but are cut short by the sound of the bell ringing

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>>28261755

>Right classes
>Guess you gotta cut this short
“We can figure it out next class, see you then I guess?”
>If he didn't regulate his facial expressions so well you'd say he almost looks surprised
>Almost
>“Uh, yeah. See you then, try to actually say something to me next class you sperg”
“Whatever”
>Limestone grins a little again before walking off
>You start working your way back to class
>Norman and Flash approach you by the time you make it to the hallway
>Oh right, you forget that they were probably watching you
>“He didn't look very pissed dude”
>You kind of shrug Flash off
>Norman speaks up
>“He totally looked back at you when you walked away. It was some lowkey gay shit.”
>Flash starts laughing hard
>You are a bit embarrassed, but you can keep it together
“Guess sometimes things turn out way different than expected.”
>Norman starts laughing along with Flash
>Soarin isn't here to set them straight
>“Finally have a new crush Anon?”
>Fuck you Flash
“Fuck you Flash”
>You reach your classroom
“Catch you guys later”
>“Later Anon”
>“Yeah man, talk to you tomorrow”

small update, started writing because the thread was on page ten. hope you're enjoying, even if you're doing so silently. will update pastebin in a sec

>>28261838
I'll do you so silently. The story is fun, please continue.

>>28261838
This story is fun and cute. As already said, will be following with anticipation.

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>>28237621
>actuallymarriedpone
I know this is 3 days late, but this just cemented your status as mah nigga.

>>28261838
HNNGGGGG

>>28261755
Fuck, Limestone's a gurl? Next your gonna tell me she doesn't have penis either? Or that Anon wont get scared that he thinks he might be gay for him/her?

>>28263211
I talked with the Anon E. Moos about this when proof reading a future scene (god dammit dude, get some green flowing). I was asking about potential spoilers and he dropped the very unexpected fact that Duane is a her.

I was scarred for days.

>>28263403
Shit, this one too? I can't believe I've been japed twice in one day. Well fuck, guess I just have to accept that Limestone and Duane will have tight pussies.

>>28264387
I'm tempted to make a joke, but I'm afraid of spoiling stuff.

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Sorry about the lack of updates for the past 24 hours or so. Things have been a bit rough in terms of workload and social stress.

Will have more green late, late tonight. Might not be a ton of content, but there'll be a scene that I think a lot of you will like.

What if there was a double reverse trap? Where something like Anon's parents hating/beating him caused him to dress girlier and grow his hair out. Like they wanted a daughter, not a son. Then he meets a "boy" at school and they fall for each other, only to find out one anothers secrets.

>>28265817
I want to cum inside that Coco.

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>>28265817
Is it possible to make Coco a reverse trap?

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>>28266085
>anon being anything other than a overconfident straight masculine human who everything goes right for all the time

Careful, you might trigger /mlp/.

I like that idea, though.

>>28266085
There has been such stories elsewhere, e.g. http://pastebin.com/RJmu06nw. Interesting concept, likely hard to write without it becoming unbelievable.

shit page 10

>>28265817
Hey Jeff do you plan on making a reverse trap Coco green?

>>28266085
Fuck. I like that idea, but literally only like 12 people on the board wouldn't through a shitfit about it.

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>>28266342
Fuck off Fairbanksfag, I can recognize the buzzwords and

this

autistic

way

of

speaking

anywhere.

>>28266218
If you try hard enough, anything can be a reverse trap

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>>28267431
Never planned on it, but I can think of a few ways to make a Cocopuff oneshot work

>>28256651
"Yeah. Thanks."
>Fluttershy steps up behind you
>Since her arms are so much shorter than yours, she has to press her body up against your back in order to reach your hand
>Slowly, gently, she moves your hand in circles, stirring the noodles
>The steam coiling off the pasta causes her palm to sweat, and she grips you tighter to avoid letting you slip out of her grip
>Fluttershy extends her arm all the way -- and yours by extension -- which requires her to squeeze against your back
>Through the thin dress Harshwhinny lent her, you can feel every skinny contour of her body: bony hips, soft, flat stomach, and the gentle, featureless cushion of her chest
>She leans her head on your shoulder, watching the food's progress
>Despite how much you've found yourself holding her lately, this feels... different, somehow
>It's no longer about her comforting you, or you her
>She's doing this just because she wants to
>And, well, you're not entirely sure how you feel about that, especially when Dash isn't here
>But she's not trying anything risqué, she just wants to be close to someone
>After what her dad said to her, and everything else she's had to deal with...
>Yeah, she deserves it
>Fluttershy seems to focus pretty exclusively on the noodles near the back of the dish, requiring her to stay tightly pressed against you in order to reach them
>And you let her, even leaning back into her embrace
>After so much chilly, rainy air, she's refreshingly warm

>>28268476
IT BE-GINS

>>28268476
this picture is always so fucking cute hhngg

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>>28268476
This gets less feelsy and more hilarious if you imagine it being something like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk

>>28268476
2cute4me

Save

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>>28268476
Do me a solid and make sure this story never ends

>>28269146
2cute4anyone

>>28268476
I'd read a Cocopuff one shot. It'd be hella cute.

>>28273320
I thought up an idea for one while I was swimming. Not sure if it'll ever pan out, because I'm writing so much shit, but yeah. Maybe.

Writing more Coco would be nice.

>>28274231
we love you, jeff

>>28275527

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>>28268476
adorable

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Sorry for taking so long; today has been insane.

Quick bump, and I'll have a couple posts out before I go to bed.

>>28277582
noice

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>>28268476
>"There. Is t-that better?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
>She extends your arm fully again, despite not really needing to
>Without any proper place to place her head, she opts to simply rest it against your shoulder
>Gilda steps into the kitchen, leaning against the doorframe
>She gives you and Fluttershy knowing smile
>"How's it coming, you two?"
"Pretty good. Think it looks about done?"
>Gilda steps up next to you
>You can vaguely smell wine on her breath; her and Harshwhinny must have broken into her "gift" early
>"Yep. Give it another minute or two, and it'll be good."
>As she leaves, she gives Fluttershy a pinch on the butt, and whispers something in her ear
>It sounds vaguely like "get some," from what you can hear
>Fluttershy's face goes red, and she hides against your back
>Yeah, Gilda's definitely been drinking a bit
>When she leaves, Fluttershy's blushing furiously
>The two of you ladel the noodles onto four plates, carrying the spicy, steamy mixture into the living room
>Ms. Harshwhinny is lounging on the couch, a glass in her hands
>Judging by the pink spots on her cheeks, she's definitely had a little bit too
>"It's just so draining sometimes, you know? I'm aware how unprofessional it is to complain about work, but there's just so much that makes me... agh!"
>She grabs at her hair, shaking her head
>Harshwhinny adjusts herself in her chair, fidgeting with the hem of her shirt
>She looks surprisingly disheveled, especially for an appearance-focused woman like her
>You... don't think you're ready to handle her while drunk
>Maybe you and Fluttershy should eat and then find an excuse to go to bed
>Ms. Harshwhinny awkwardly pats you on the arm as you set the plate down
>"Thank you so much, dear. Really. It's been so long since I've had a home-cooked meal."
>Her eyes suddenly go wide
>"So, so long. Since I was a little girl, probably. Oh, my..."
>She looks like she's about to cry
>You and Fluttershy share a very, very concerned look

>>28277582
Is that picture a hint?

>>28261838
Dys, do you have a pastebin where I could read the rest of it?

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>>28231106
>You will never hear the soft whispering moans while you make slow and sweet love to Fluttershy while cuddling her during a cold winter night.
>She will never kiss your forehead and snuggle you in the afterglow with only a single blanket covering both of you in front of the fireplace.

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>>28277923
f-fuck

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>>28277837
More a teaser. There'll be Luna shenanigans tomorrow. Not anything major, just a short little vignette.

>>28277836
>Gilda, fortunately, is completely on top of things
>She drains half her glass in a single gulp, letting out a loud belch before digging into her plate
>After wolfing down a good chunk of her dinner, she points her fork at Harshwhinny
>"I know, right?"
>Harshwhinny blinks, holding back tears
>"What do you mean, o-officer?"
>"Just Gilda. And I mean it sucks, you know? Like, what does a woman have to do to get a decent meal?"
>She takes another huge bite, and washes it down with the rest of her meal
>"And yeah, I know exactly what you mean about work."
>Gilda matches Harshwhinny's posture, both women slouching at opposite ends of the table
>"You bust your ass all day, trying to do the 'right thing' for your kids, right?"
>Harshwhinny nods, curling into a little, not-so-professional ball on the floor between stacks of her paintings
>"Trying, I suppose. Lord help me if I know what 'the right thing' is."
>Gilda perks up, poking the fork towards Harshwhinny again
>Little red flecks of sauce fly from its tip, staining the coffee table
>A concerned glance crosses your teacher's face, but she doesn't say anything
>Gilda, however, looks way too excited
>"No, exactly! That's the problem! You're supposed to be helping people, right? But nobody has any idea on how they want to be helped!"
>She lets out an annoyed sigh, slumping further in her chair
>You and Fluttershy just sort of sit in the corner, not really sure what to make of the whole exchange
>It's almost like dinner and a show, in a way
>Except the dinner is ramen
>And the show is a drunk schoolteacher rambling with an even-drunker cop
>And instead of a theater, you're wedged together in between stacks of canvases and old books
>Okay, it's nothing like a dinner and a show
>It's just a hastily-made dinner with a bunch of drunk, dysfunctional people...

>>28277935
>You will never do this while Fluttershy still has her sweater on.

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>>28277958
>has the front bunched up under her chin so she can see everything you do to her

>>28277976
>As you cuddlefuck her.
>You will never hear her cute supressed moans through the sweater.
>She will never moan louder when you touch her sensitive breast.

>>28278037
>gentle sex with one hand fondling her breasts and the other holding one of hers

>>28278087
>You will never hold her hand while making soft love to Fluttershy.
>She will never give you light kisses.

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>>28277947
>...and you can't imagine a better night, honestly
>Well, you can
>It'd be the same night, just with one more person
>As if sensing you're still worrying, Fluttershy leans against you again
>You're starting to enjoy how readily she takes the initiative
>As much as you miss Dash, it feels so good to be able to hold her
>The two of you end up combining both your portions of dinner onto a single plate, and then enjoying your meal from the same dish
>Fluttershy raises a bite to her mouth, awkwardly slurping up the noodles in the noisiest, messiest way possible
>"Sorry. It's been a w-while since I've had actual noodles."
>On her next bite, a stray noodle slaps against her cheek, leaving a line of sauce
>You wipe it off for her
>For a moment, she leans her face into her touch, closing her eyes
>Said moment probably would have lasted longer too, if Ms. Harshwhinny hadn't interrupted it by increasing the volume of her ranting tenfold
>"...and sometimes I feel like I don't even know what professionalism means!"
>"Wait, what? You? That's like the only word you say, dude."
>Gilda's slurring now, and the bottle is nearly empty
>"I know! But, no matter how much I try, I just... agh!"
>She rubs her forehead
>"I never feel like I'm actually doing any good! No matter how hard I try to do my job well, I'm still just some random teacher that nobody likes!"
>She rests her head on her knees
>"It just gets old, sometimes..."
>Gilda nods
>"I feel you, dude. I really do. I thought I'd be saving people, but I'm just the person who shows up and ruins their day..."

>>28278176
This is highly entertaining, and Fluttershy is being even more adorable than usual.

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>>28278176
"Wait, what? You? That's like the only word you say, dude."

Holy shit this was way funnier than it should have been

>>28278176
Gilda and Harshwhinny drunken lesbo sex when?

>>28277916
>>28246126

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>>28231106
>tfw written over 7 different beginnings to that fantasy Reverse Trap "Prince" Celestia and Royal Guardian Anon prompt
>tfw trashed them all because they didn't make sense
Fuck. Well, here goes the 9th time I've tried writing the beginning of the story.

>>28279333

Good luck. I'm rooting for ya.

>>28279333

Awaiting

>>28278176
Y'know, I think this Harshwhinny and Gilda would make a cute couple. Something along the lines of Harsh being a bit embarrassed of Gildas brashness, but still loving her anyway. And Gilda thinking the whole "professionalism" shpeal is cute/funny. Not to mention the hot lesbian sex.

>>28231106

>>28279138
>inb4 anon wakes up with fluttershy cuddled into his side
>with gilda and harshwhinny on the other side

>>28261838
Enjoying it silently. This story is great.

>>28280300

That's what I'm refreshing for as well.

>>28280300
>>28280388

Good dubs. Probably won't have anything today though, sorry.

>>28280696

kk. I'll check back tomorrow. Thanks.

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Wake up!

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>>28283775
>that background picture
n-nothing to see here mods

Did Nips draw this?

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>>28278176
I've never been as comfy as I am now

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>>28284125
>you will never cook dinner with fluttershy
>you will never cuddle afterwards
>you will never be that comfy

>>28284254
>You will never live happily with both Rainbow and Butters.
>Rainbow will never give birth to a baby boy and Butters will never give birth to a beautiful baby girl.
I hurt myself today.. to see if I still feel.

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>>28284292
>Rainbow will never give birth to a baby boy and Butters will never give birth to a beautiful baby girl.
I didn't know how much I needed this until now.

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>>28284254
>>28284292
>>28284319
im sad now

>>28284292
>>28284319
>>28284352
>You will never see your two children grow up and see Fluttershy be the parent that she always wanted.
>Caring, loving and compassionate something that her father never was to her.
>Dash will never encourage them to try new things and have them try their best.
>Harshwhinny will never be their Godmother.
I focus on the pain..

>>28284395
be still my broken heart

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>>28284254
>>28284292
I've seen millions of these for years, not one of them hurt more than these here. Congrats and the wounds

>>28284292
>mfw I'm listening that song right now.
Gotta love Cash.

>>28284495
He was a living legend.

Im starting to enjoy cuck cuckquean dash.

>>28284702
is it being a cuckqueen if she joins in though
if they both get cummed inside of then it cant be

>>28284292
God, Jeff, when this story unfortunately ends, could we get like a 'ten years later' kinda thing? Where everything is nice and comfy. If it's not already planned.

>>28285345
Or

Just never stop

Whichever works for you

Bmup

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>>28231106

Sorry about the low content output. School + two jobs has been pretty crazy. Hopefully I'll have some posts out tonight.

>>28288935
No sweat, man.

>>28288935
It's been more than worth the wait every time.

i wish i could be a part of this big dysfunctional family

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>>28291633
There's no use shocking someone in asystole!

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Back from work/classes. Will have green up before I go to bed.

Coco bump.

>>28293192
Suplex city

>>28293901
You better not

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>>28278176
>Harshwhinny gives a glum little nod, fidgeting with the hems of her socks
>"I know. I thought I could make a difference on these kids, but most of them hate having to deal with me."
>Gilda slumps onto the floor, scooting towards Harshwhinny
>"It really makes you wonder what's it all worth, doesn't it?"
>"Really does."
>Gilda pours the rest of the wine into Harshwhinny's glass, and both women drink deeply
>Fluttershy gulps, scooting forward
>You have a good idea of what she's going to say, and give her a reassuring pat on the back as she scoots toward the dining room table
>"I, um... I know what it's all worth."
>Both turn, red-faced from drink
>"Yeah? What's up, kid?"
>"What do you mean, dear?"
>Fluttershy resists the temptation to fidget with her dress
>"Well... you've both made a huge difference for me. Ms. Harswhinny, ma'am, you gave me a home, and m-made me feel like I was part of a family. Even if it's a b-big, weird, crazy family... you g-gave me a lot. And Officer Griffin--"
>"Just Gilda! Why won't anyone..."
>She sighs, her head lolling
>"Ugh. Nevermind."
>"S-sorry. Gilda. You saved me. Like, really saved me. S-so... I think it's pretty worth it, at least."
>Fluttershy runs her hands through her hair, looking nervous
>For a moment, you don't realize why she's suddenly clamming up again
>She casts a timid glance at the empty bottle, twirling a pink lock of hair around her finger
>Then you make the connection
>The booze you always smelt on her father's breath...
>And now her new 'parents' are drinking too
>You scoot up next to Fluttershy, bumping against her just enough to remind her that you're there
>She smiles, the tension beginning to drain back out of her

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>>28294947
>Harshwhinny sniffles
>"A family? Us? You..."
>She hiccups, covering her mouth
>"Excuse me. Oh, lord, I'm an unprofessional mess, aren't I?"
>Gilda chuckles
>"I've got a great new drinking game idea..."
>Harshwhinny reaches towards Fluttershy
>Next to you, Fluttershy flinches, but holds her ground
>Harshwhinny places her hands on your friend's shoulders, pulling her into a shaky hug
>For a moment, Fluttershy looks like she's going to squirm away
>But Harshwhinny's embrace is gentle, and she gradually relaxes into your teacher's arms, resting her head on Harshwhinny's arm
>Gilda scoots over toward the two of them, wrapping the pair under one arm
>"You know, you guys are alright."
>She pats Harshwhinny's back
>"You get me, Ms. H. You really do."
>"Please. Victoria. Call me Victoria."
>"Ha. Vicky. I like that."
>The use of her nickname makes Harshwhinny blush like crazy
>"Ha. Yes. I like it too. Very unprofesisonal, of course, but... I guess that's okay. I like it."
>She snuggles up against Gilda, holding Fluttershy in her lap
>"I like it a lot."
>You're just about to excuse yourself from the room when Gilda waves you over
>"Get over here, hotshot. You're not getting away that easily. Come on."
"Uh... alright."
>Reluctantly, you join Fluttershy and the two older women, sitting next to Harshwhinny
>She wraps an arm around you, pulling you against her
>You know, when you first enrolled in her class, you never really imagined you'd hit this point with her...

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>>28295134

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>>28295134
WE'VE REACHED AN INDESCRIBABLE LEVEL OF COMFINESS

BRACE FOR IMPACT

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>>28295134
finally

cozy at last

Bumping for Gilda and harshwhinny lesbian action! please?

>>28296667
Still bumping for this.

>>28297385

Duane?

where's limestone ? Where's duane ? Where's starlight ?

>>28298360
>>28298592
Sorry, had real life problems, still writing, Duane is coming !

>>28298946

Nice trip faggot
Duane fucking never
KYS

>>28298962
The real Anon E. Moos is actually way too drunk to post, and asked me to post for him.
I was too lazy to search if he had a tripcode, and he told me a shit one kek

>>28299029
I call bullshit. Anon E. Moos despises tripfags (and namefags, ironically).

>>28299029
>>28299339

I bet he doesn't even succ a phat dicc
Fucking stop posting anytime

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It'd be amazing if we got Flutters first real Christmas. Where they all huddle around a fire, drinking hot cocoa, and the feel good vibes never stop

>>28301223
no please
my heart couldnt take it

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>>28301246
There's actually a bunch of firsts that can be explored in an attempt to pull at the heartstrings. I don't know how long he plans on going with this story, but I hope it's a while.
I also hope he's still enjoying writing it

Page 9 is not fine

bumb

Page 10 bump

Thanks for keeping the thread up, dudes. Quick pre-writing bump.

>>28304906
NOICE

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>>28295134

>Not content with simply cuddling, Gilda sprawls across the three of you, letting out a contended belch as she flicks the TV on
>"'Scuse me."
>Turns out, that weird sci-fi show is still cued up, and Harshwhinny looks over at Gilda to chide her as the show's theme song plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AmykynKhMw

>"How incredibly unprofessional."
>"I thought you were saying you didn't even know what professionalism meant."
>"Yes, well... even I can tell when someone's attitude is... bleh, out of line. Whatever."
>Her head lolls, and Harshwhinny begins leaning heavily on you and Fluttershy
>If she falls asleep on top of you...
>Well, you're not sure how you're going to be able to look her in the eye the next time you're in her class
>Fluttershy squeaks, trying to work out from under her, but Harswhinny holds her tight, like a child with a plush toy
>Gilda just laughs
>"Ha. Yeah? You sound *just* like my old teacher, back in boarding school."
>"How did you ever end up in boarding school?" Harshwhinny asks, holding back a giggle
>Gilda doesn't hold it back, though her laugh could hardly be described as such
>It's more of a guffaw, the kind of laugh that's probably waking the neighbors next door
>"I told you, miss. I was real problem child."
>"Oh, I can see that. Good thing you had somebody to straighten you out."
>"You have no idea. She was insane."
>"Don't worry, I think I know the feeling."
>You're really, *really* not comfortable where this is going
>Are the two of them... flirting?
>With two kids caught in the middle of them?
>You start to try to worm your way out of the cuddle pile, but Fluttershy refuses to let go of you, and while she's the farthest thing from heavy, even her meager weight is enough to make it impossible to get out from under Harshwhinny's arm

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>>28304997

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>>28304997
>"Ha, yeah. You're a lot like her, honestly. Except maybe a little less crazy, and little more..."
>Harshwhinny hiccups
>"A little more what?"
>"I dunno. Awkward."
>Harshwhinny playfully slaps at Gilda's hand
>"I am not awkward, for your information. I'm simply not afraid to, uh..."
>Gilda's trying really hard not to laugh
>"S-stop! I'm simply not afraid to put myself in uncomfortable situations, that's all! It's very professional."
>At that, Gilda can't take it anymore
>She flops backwards, laughing hysterically, curling into a ball and clutching her stomach
>"You're hilarious, miss. Oh my God..."
>She rolls over onto her back, sprawled across Harshwhinny's lap, and wipes tears from her eyes
>"You're so much like her it's scary."
>"Oh?"
>"Yeah. She was really cute when she got angry."
>Even in the darkness of the living room, you can see Ms. Harshwhinny's cheeks go from her usual tan, to pink, to bright red, and then to a deep, deep crimson
"C-cute? Well, I never... you... clearly the alcohol talking..."
>"Of course it's the alcohol talking."
>She raises a hand to Harshwhinny's face, poking her cheek
>"Doesn't mean it's not true."
>Okay, nope
>NOPE
>You need out
>You need out right now
>Fluttershy looks like she's practically asleep, so you might not be able to save her
>Close as you are to her, you can feel Harshwhinny's heartrate accelerating
>She lays her hand atop Gilda's, breathless
>YOU NEED OUT

Oops. The line in black is Harshwhinny's dialogue, not Anon's.

How unprofessional of me.

>>28305096
You need to be disciplined Mango~

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>>28305091
>She lays her hand atop Gilda's, breathless

>>28305137
S-senpai... be gentle, please?

>>28305091
"Uh, ma'am?"
>Harshwhinny doesn't hear you, though
>Her and Gilda are staring into each other's eyes
>"Officer, this is... this is immensely forward..."
>"Just Gilda. And hey, I told you..."
>She begins to caress Harshwhinny's cheek
>"I have a real attitude problem."
>You close your eyes, praying to God, Buddha, Allah, Harambe, or whoever will listen
>Please, don't make you sit through your teacher making out with a cop
>Or, even worse...
>No, you're not gonna think about that
>You like Ms. Harshwhinny, she's easily the coolest teacher you've ever had and you appreciate everything she's done for you, Fluttershy, and Dash
>But you're not about to get an up-close and personal look at her getting some
>You don't care how hot it may or may not be, you'd never be able to look Ms. H in the eye again
>Speaking of, her and Gilda's eyes are locked on each other, their faces slowly drifting towards each other
>"Well, she was right about that. Your attitude needs serious adjustment, young lady..."
>OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
>It's like watching a cheesy romance novel play out in real life!
>"Yeah? What're you gonna do about it?"
>The two women's mouths are inches apart now, and Harshwhinny has her hand against the back of Gilda's head, fingers intertwined in her hair
>You start squirming like mad, trying to drag yourself and Fluttershy away
>Fortunately, you think you can feel Harshwhinny's grip on you loosening, due to the distraction...

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>>28305212
>Tfw you've been on a similar situation

>>28305212
https://youtu.be/go_tRctLmbc

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>>28305212
Keep going...

>>28304997
>>>>lesbians

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>>28305212
>this direction

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>>28305212
>"Well, I think I might just have to... erm..."
>Harshwhinny pauses for a minute, trying to think up a suitably witty induendo
>"...punish you?"
>Gilda lets out a low, throaty chuckle
>"Bring it on, miss..."
>You turn your face away, out of decency, awkwardness, or something else, just before the kiss happens
>But you know it did
>Harshwhinny's entire body goes rigid at the moment their mouths meet, and then gradually slackens as she eases into Gilda's embrace
>Eyes tightly shut, you take advantage of her relaxed state and worm your way out from under her arm, dragging Fluttershy with you
>Your friend is fast asleep now, and no wonder; it's been a brutal couple of days for her
>Harshwhinny and Gilda don't even notice you making your escape, as they're far too engrossed in each other
>You hoist Fluttershy up into your arms -- a fairly easy task, there's no way she weighs more than a hundred pounds -- and tote her into the spare room
>There's no sign of a cot or extra bedding anywhere, and there isn't enough room to sleep on the floor
>So, it looks like the two of you are sharing a bed again
>You try to set her down as gently as possible, resting her head on a stack of pillows
>For whatever reason, though, that's what wakes her up
>"A-Anon? What's g-going on...?"
>Fluttershy looks genuinely frightened, squirming around in the covers
>You wonder if, maybe, she's so used to being mandhandled that the soft embrace of an actual bed is far more unnerving to her than being carried around
"Nothing. Just getting you to bed."
>She looks around the room, notices it's just the two of you
>"Oh."
>She sits up, hugging her knees against her chest
>"T-thanks."
"You alright?"
>You sit down next to her, placing a hand against the small of her back
>She leans against you, nodding
>"Was d-dreaming... about my dad."

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>>28305644
>>28305644 (You)
"Oh. Shit."
>"Nothing bad, just... I felt like I was back with him. And things were the s-same."
>You run a hand through her hair, the short, cropped locks a little greasy against your fingers
>"I just c-can't believe all this is still happening. It d-doesn't feel real."
"You're right. It doesn't. But, honestly, looking at your dad, Dash, and at Ms. H, and everyone we know... I kinda realized something."
>"About what?"
"I dunno, about them, and us, and everything. It seems like it's so hard for everyone to get over the bad stuff they see in themselves, and others, and the world..."
>"L-like me?"
"Like everyone. Your dad looked at you, and all he could see was... well, you know. He ignored the wonderful daughter he had, and tried to make you into a son he hated. And Ms. Harshwhinny only saw the students who resented her, not the people who look up to her. And Dash... Dash only saw that she lost a fight, and not that saved us."
>You pat Fluttershy's side
"It takes so much good to wash out the bad we see in the world. So, I guess it's normal to feel like that."
>You rest your head atop hers, staring through the guest bedroom's narrow window at the sky outside
>Now that the stormclouds have cleared, it's a surprisingly clear, beautiful night
"And I guess that just means we'll have to keep making sure that we have good days together."
>Fluttershy falls silent for a while
>"...and w-what about you?"
"What do you mean?"
>"What's your, you know... your t-thing you only saw the b-bad stuff in."
"Oh, I dunno. Probably you, I guess."
>"M-me?"
"Yeah. I dunno, you were just 'that one weird friend' to me, for so long. It took me a while to realize how much I, you know..."
>"H-how much you what?"
"How much I really liked you."

>>28305731
>You will never have an awkward moment with Butters while trying to ignore the fact that your cougar teacher is getting eaten out by a female cop right now.

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>>28305731
It begins?

>>28305763
No, dashie isn't there to look

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>>28305731
Here we go

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>>28305644
>"Well, I think I might just have to... erm..."
>Harshwhinny pauses for a minute, trying to think up a suitably witty induendo
>"...punish you?"
>Gilda lets out a low, throaty chuckle
>"Bring it on, miss..."

>>28305644
>Anon either has to be a delinquent or get cucked by Harshwhinny
If you were intentionally trying to make us feel and not just pandering to /u/nuchs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HVv2saWOl0

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>>28306272
>tfw no threesome

>>28301995
>Halloween
>Butters dressed as a princess
>Anon, RD, Gilda and Harsh as her knights in shining armor
>Walk her through every neighborhood in Canterlot to make up for her father never taking her trick-or-treating

>>28307082
my heart

>>28307048
>threesome
>lesbians

Yeah I sure am sad that I'll never be arrested while they go out to rape a college girl that believed the propaganda about sexuality, and therefore won't fight back when they're raped.

>>28307082
>4th of July
>Anon, Dash, and Butters all lying in the grass gawking at the fireworks
>Dash pulls out some cheap bottlerockets and playful firecrackers
>Butters winces as Dash plays around with them, the loud noises much closer than the ones dancing in the sky
>Dash hands Butters one of the flimsy stick rockets explaining to her how to launch it
>Fluttershy is clearly uncomfortable and worried but Dash, oblivious as always, eggs her on
>Anon grabs Butters' shoulder letting her know he's there
>She sets the stick rocket in the bottle and fiddles around with the lighter
>Clearly shaking and unsteady she's unable to light it properly
>Anon walks over and sets his hand on hers steadying her body
>She gives it another go and finally lights the rocket
>Anon, still gripping her hand, pulls her back to watch it with Dash
>A few seconds pass and it launches with an ear piercing whistle
>Butters buries her head in Anon's chest at the sudden screech
>He pats her back letting her know everything is fine bringing her eyes to look up at him
>He smiles down at her and she starts blushing
>From how silly she feels about hiding and the sheer closeness of their bodies
>Dash squeaks next to them, drinking up the scene like the thirsty fujoshi she is
>After a few moments they go back to playing with the cheap firecrackers as Butters starts relaxing and having fun
>The night finishes as the grand fireworks show dissipates from existence
>Butters and Dash huddled around Anon's body
>Fluttershy squeezes Anon's chests, smiling, as the end of another beautiful night together comes to a close

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>>28307215
>lesbians
>implying gilda or harshwhinny never took dick

also what are you even trying to say?

>>28307493
D'aww

>>28308066
>implying that they weren't raped by a lesbian AFTER taking theoretical dick
>pretending to be illiterate

You don't deserve a reaction image, mobilefag

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There's nowhere near enough pictures of Flutters with short hair

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>>28309742
That's because long hair is superior.

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>>28309783
You're wrong and dumb

Back to the top with you.

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>>28310702
Don't even talk to me you filthy plebeian.