>"Put me down, Anon! I'm smart!"

>"Put me down, Anon, I have to fart!"

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>"It's super glue, Anon!"

>>28213438
"Hi, Smart, I'm Anon!"

>>28213513
>"Put me down, Anon, so I can pull the cart!"

>>28214071
>"Put me down Anon, stop playing with my heart"

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>>28214310

>>28213438
S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.

>>28214310
>"Put me down, Anon, before I pull us apart!"

>>28215340
>>"Put me down, Anon, so I can play darts!"

>>28215646
>put me down, Anon, I have the forks

>put me down Anon. The movie's about to start

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>>28215340
>"Put me down, Anon, you're tearing me apart."

>>28213438
If she's so smart why can't she put herself down?

>>28214435
>>28214310
gold

>"Put me down, Anon, I have to run to Super-Mart!

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>>28213746
Fixed

>>28213438
No you are not.

>>28217479
>"Put me down, Anon, I have to shart in the mart!"

>>28217562
is Twilight American?

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HARVEST THE DAMN GRAIN CH

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS UNCLOG THE DAMN DRAIN CJ

>>28217548
But Nyx is still there.

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>>28213438
"Okay."

>>28213438
"U-uhh..Are you sure?"
>"Yes! Put me down immediately!"
>Well if that's what she wants...
"Okay then...You're a nerd, and no one has really liked you since you got wings."
>"I--what?"
>You go on.
"Not to mention the constant odor of Swiss Cheese and lonely kissless virgin you seem to exude from your greasy, unkempt coat."
>Twilight looks up at you with a partially opened mouth, and sniffs herself.
>"I-I don't stink..."
"Now let's not get things mistaken here. you are indeed smart-"
>She cracks a small smile.
"You're the smartest piece of shit I know you ugly, fucking horse faced bitch. Kill yourself to make Equestria a better place."
>Her mouth trembles, and her eyes water.
>You notice it's time to head home on your watch and sit her down gently on the palace floors.
"Welp, I gotta get going Twi. Hope I gave you what you wanted!"
>You skip off whistling "Walking on Sunshine" as Twilight watches you from afar, her coat slowly turning grey.
She killed herself that night, her body found dangling from the balcony of her castle, with a suicide note attached to her horn saying "I'm a good pony, right Anon?

>>28218580
ffs, was that spoilered bit really necessary?

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>>28218580
>"I'm a good pony, right Anon?

>>28218628
Nah. It's purely subjective.

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>>28218628
Fucking shit.

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>>28218580
>>28218628

>>28217783
Careful what you wish for

>>28213746
This made me laugh harder than it should've.

>>28224241
Qt

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>>28216477
kektacular