Shining Armor is a Small Guy

>>28209823
napoleon was a shorty, and he still manage kick all europe's ass until waterloo

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omg this is hilarous

>>28209823
He's a unicorn, he's probably powerful enough to tear every stallion there apart.

>>28209823
He's a small guy
4UUUUU

>>28209843
>implying
He was tall for his time. The short meme was Anglo lies.
t. /his/

>>28209921
>He was tall for his time
what a meme

Unicorns are just naturally smaller in stature compared to Pegasus and earth ponies.

>>28209823
>can shield the whole of Canterlot from enemy attack 24/7
>manlet

Look at this gay little weak peasantling, I bet he can't even cast a cantrip
>>28209843
False: French inches were longer than English inches and the English even knew this but that didn't stop them from going LEL MANLET because why let facts get in the way of making fun of the French?

>>28209890
Maybe with his dick.

This explains why a princess wanted him, despite him being a stalionlet.

>>28209823
>CE Ponies are temporally displaced by 1000 years
>They are 1000 years genetically different from modern ponies.
>In 1000 year all other ponies have gained flaws and deficiencies turning smaller, less hostile...
>weaker...
CE PURE MASTER RACE! MARCH AND TAKE THE INFERIOR PONY PLOTS FOR YOUR OWN!

>>28210136
>Crystal Ponies
>Not Jewish

Pick one

>>28209823

One day the whole squadron will gangrape shining and cadence will only watch the whole show.

You can't discriminate against someone just because of his size, that's illegal you know. Besides, it's not like they chose to have a smaller height than other people. They can't fucking help it. We're just born that way.

So man the fuck up and leave smaller persons in peace.

>>28210239
Don't try and project hasbro onto those lovely plots.

>>28210554
>You can't discriminate against someone just because of his size, that's illegal you know.
If this is bait 3/10 for making me reply, if this isn't... dude what kind of fucking retarded society do you live where you can't verbally abuse someone about their height?

>>28210641
his mom's basement

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>>28209823
I'm short but my dick tall

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>>28209843

>>28210641
>>28210880
You guys had better learn some respect. If you pestered a small person with slurs in public, don't be surprised if people around you will get violent when they come to my aid. So it's better to keep your toxicity to yourself and leave them alone.

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>>28209823
holy shit he is small wtf?

>>28210913
>Klovod is actually 2 inches tall so his micropenis looks big in comparisson
Go figure, dumb frogposter.

>>28209823
He's big where it counts.

>>28209823
>Manlet
Are you stupid? He practically towers over most other ponies.

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>>28211031
kys cuck

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>tripfag
>facebook frog poster
>"cuck"

>>28211090
You don't think the Princess of Love would marry a micropenis, do you?

>>28209823
>equestria

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>>28211540
>failing to tag me
newfags never change

>>28209823
Unicorns will always have authority over mudhorses

>>28209958
5'6 from an account I heard. Not exactly short.

>>28212164
HE'S A FUCKING DWARF

>>28212058
>says the roblox kiddo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bvPxuLJiSzo

>>28212186
>what are height averages in the past
Kill yourself
>>28212215
BTFO

>>28209823
I want to ride a crystal pony guard stallion.

>>28212235
>what are height averages in the past
sounds like something a manlet would say.

>>28212257
(You)/10

>>28209823

He redirected most of his growth hormones to a superpowered dong capable of not only fucking Princess Nympho to satiation but breeding true alicorns.

He's a big guy. For her.

>>28212247
They seem big enough for it.

>>28212247
>>28212403
How much weight do you think one of those big guys could reasonably carry?

>>28212415
With or without armor? I'd say they could probably carry about 300 lbs total before it started to be too much for them.

>>28210970
>when they come to my aid
>my aid
>MY
Are you a manlet, Anon?

>>28209823
>poor little white guy

>>28209823
Holy shit, he looks SOOOOO cuute. No homo.

>>28212215
AYYYYYY
B T F O

>>28209823
Has nobody considered the possibility that those metal armored shoes they're wearing might be adding a couple inches to their height, and Shining looks shorter than the rest of the stallions because he's not wearing any?

>>28213205
Their hoof size is still bigger. And you know what they say about small hooves.