>The horsefuckers seceded from the United States of America in 2031, as Equestria
>The great pone war last for six years
>Alas, the US Military's efforts were fruitless
>The economy is based completely on the trade of pony porn and doritos
>The normie genocides begin in 2051 and last until 2059; the land is free of normie scum
>In 2061, the government begins funding shit loads of money into interdimensional travel
>It is October 1st, 2061
>damn you guys work fast
>After 71 years of waiting, 68 seasons, and three new mane characters, you've done it.
>You crazy bastards finally did it
>You reached the promise land, you anon have reached Equus, home of Equestria.
>It's beautiful
I'm posting to let you know I liked your post.
Darling.
>>28202480
god bless this board
>>28202480
>But when you finally get there the ponies are all uncanny valley anthro with scat fetish.
Celestia bless.
>>28202480
>3 new mane characters
After 68 seasons, we would have about 18 more.
>>28202535
my fucking sides
>>28202535
>scat fetish
>>28202480
>Alas, the US Military's efforts were fruitless
Immersion lost.
A bunch of fat loser virgins defeated the greatest country in the world? Nice imagination.
>>28202535
>>28202969
You underestimate the power of brony boners.
>>28203022
Was meant for>>28202788
>The Royal Equestrian Army is mainly /k/ cross posters with rainbow dash mosins