Why is she so perfect, /mlp/?

>>28197794
>EQG
perfect for the trash bin you say.

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>>28197794
You posted the wrong girl, but don't worry, I got your back.

>>28197794
Because tits

>>28197853
Buy shes a whore

>>28197942
*But

>>28197794
Because she's on the end of my dick

>>28197794
>No hooves
>No horse pussy
>No fun

>>28197794

Because she isn't real, which makes it easy to idealize a relationship with her.

>>28198301
Atleast I can find a girl that embodies Fluttershy. You'll never meet a talking mare.

>>28198788
Of course you can.
And she can be a slut behind your back, riding the BBC, or she can give you aids or she can divorce you and leave you in the street.
But enjoy the little happy times you may get and the ingrate children you will have, if you even have them.
Have fun with your life being shit anyways.

>>28198809
>Implying your horse waifu would even consider your tiny dick over a stallion cock

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>>28198867
>Implying I would mind my waifu fucking stallions

>>28199061
>People who dislike EQG confirmed cucks

Not surprising in the slightest.

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>>28199061
Wow a cuckold who's never actually met a female.

Now there's something you don't see everyday.

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>>28199061

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Because she'll suck your dick for $10. Don't have $10? Well good news, she'll do it for a handful of loose change.

>>28199069
Back to /pol/ you racist cis aryan white male voting Trump

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>>28199075
>When she's on drugs she feels like a pony who lives in a cottage and helps out animals
>tfw FiM is just happening in Flutter's drug filled mind

>>28199061
Nice falseflagging, retard.
But every bestiality fag worth his salt knows yo can make aa mare cum, despite your "tiny" dick. And these ponies are little.

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>>28199069
>Wow a cuckold who's never actually met a female.

Holy kek

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>>28199095
>Le size doesn't matter meme

>>28199061
>Calls anons cucks
>Is a cuck

>>28199120
A stallion cums in 30 seconds. A man cums in 2-3 mins MINIMUM even if he is a massive loser.

>>28199140
Whatever makes you sleep at night, Anon

>>28199158
You can always use your arm also, pleb.