Why is this pony so goddamn lewd?!

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>>28195866
Because you made her that way in your sick fantasies.

>>28195866
Because she's fun-loving before anything else and has zero inhibitions.

>>28195933
This. Pinkie makes loving fun.

Earth pony. Built for breeding.

WHORSE

>>28195866
She's an earth pony.

>>28195866
She's not, you're just lonely

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>>28195866
because earth pony

>>28195866

I want to rape Pinkie Pie until she dies of internal hemorrhaging. I want to wreck her vagina so badly that she will never have the chance to give birth to a colt.

>>28199160
I bet you'd break first. Earthpony hips ain't nothin' to fuck with.

>>28195866

The same reason Fluttershy can bend the way she does and not give the show a much less kid-friendly rating.

>>28199180
This

>>28199180
>>28199217
Not to ruin your fun, but marevag is very delicate, and can easily get infected or break. Nearly putting everything inside other than dick is gonna cause severe issues.

>>28199246
IRL mares don't have """earth pony magic"""

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>>28195866
>Mud pony

>>28199270
Forgot your Pinkie in the mud pic anon.

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Because she's an Earth Pony and Earth ponies have super strength and probably endurance so she could last longer maybe?

>>28199285
But you don't want a female to outlast you ever. It is terrible to always cum and she is just like heh, yeah it was nice anon because she is left unsatisfied or she has to finish herself off.

>>28199339
In this context "lasting longer" means not getting worn out and not feeling like fucking anymore, not requiring more stimulation to culminate.

>tfw no Earth pony harem

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>>28199285
Also thanks for the pic.

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butthat

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hmm

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hmmm

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hmmmm

>>28201012
ANTHRO

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hmmmmm

MudPonies

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>>28200972
I'm annoyed that there's no non-anthro art of Pinkie buttchugging cider. I get that alcoholism is Berry Punch's thing, but irresponsible drinking is certainly within party pony's penumbra.

I'm also annoyed that Derpibooru's tag aliasing is so weak that I routinely have to wildcard shit like butt*chug* to avoid having to fiddlefuck around trying to figure out what spacing/punctuation/conjugation DB's users prefer.

>>28195866
>cutie marks show what their fetish(s) are
Discuss.

>>28201111
>complaining about Derpibooru
Don't do that, you'll anger their mods and they'll come defend themselves from the mean /mlp/ bullies in this thread.

>>28201117
Rainbow gets off to electrocution via lightning

>>28201183
fuck 'em

>>28201117
>joke about Babs Seed and tribadism
>joke about everyone in the Apple Family except Apple Bloom and Babs preferring sex with Apples
>joke about the CMC being destined to be together (in bed)

>>28201183
I just leech their bandwidth, hide their ads and clop and be done.
I don't watch streams, use the forums or even the comments.

>>28195930

/thread

>>28201117
Rarity touches her jewel.

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>>28201117

>>28195866
she's the best

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>"What was that, Anon?"

>Pinkie goes into estrus

>>28208397
She rarely leaves it.