Would you love your waifu even if in this universe she was raised

>>28189828
Yes. I mean, she'd be far from my waifu at that poiny but if she has the same personality I would.

>>28189828
No. my favorite pone is Fluttershy

>>28189828
Had a friend like that in high school. Five years later and shes a single mom with two bastards.

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>>28189828
>Would your love your waifu if she wasn't your waifu but someone completely different from a different species and a different universe?
I think "no" is my final answer.

>>28189828
I think you're missing the point of a waifu aren't you? She's not supposed to be real, because she is already perfect, and this world is too cruel for her.

>>28189828
man, you just said all the midwest wives's life before marrying

>>28189828
>lost her virginity at 13
FUCKING ED BOYZ!

>>28190132
This

>>28190162
Not surprising if you went to an American school.

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>>28189828
All you people make me sick. LOVE YOUR WAIFUS DAMN IT!!! LOVE THEM!!!

>>28189828
yes, I've always wanted to help a stripper get out of that kind of lifestyle
it's a fetish of mine

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>>28189828
What are you kidding? I love trashy chicks. I love whores and sluts and crazy damaged goods. Those girls fuck like F-16 fighter jets, goddamn.

>>28190132
/thread

>>28190367
>wasting a perfect opportunity to post a pic of Tara Strong
still got a hard-on from Gianna though, damn

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>>28189828
Would be impossible, my waifu is the purest waifu.

>>28190477
>over a thousand years of virginity and repressed sexuality
I'm sure the moment she grew in size she fucked every single stallion and mare in the whole castle

>>28190630
Nah. She's a big virgin like the rest of us. That's why she takes solstice in hanging out with children and stays up all night.

>>28190630
she probably did it in their dreams, that way she can stay pure in the real world

>>28189828
Of course, I've always wanted to live a trailer trash lifestyle. It would be like getting two birds stoned at once.

>>28189828
can we get an edit for the mane 6?

>>28190694
Do we know any talented drawfags?

>>28189828

Why does OP's image look like Marie Kanker? I was under the impression that this thread was about ponies. Am I living a lie?

>>28190723
You've been living a lie your whole life....

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>>28190739
>You've been living a lie your whole life...

>>28189842
After ponko, flutters is the one most likely to have grown up in a trailer, lost her v early and work in a strip club.

Marie Kanker is not my waifu.

>>28189828
>is your love conditional?

No, love is unconditional.

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>>28189828
The art style of the OP pic reminds me of Scoot Pilgrim. It's really just the face, I think...

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The real question is: Would she love me?

>>28189828
>college
no

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>>28190888
I think we all know the answer to that, bud.

Only as much as you love her.

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>>28190888
of courseno.

>>28189828

>implying that I am capable of loving anybody at all

>>28190668
purity is purity, anon- the simple act of finding a loophole to maintain your purity is counterproductive. purity is of mind and body and life. so 'doing it in her dreams' is destroying her purity.

you are wrong.

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>>28190630
>>28190668
>>28190977
Not canon.

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>>28189828

Probably not, unless that was part of her personality to begin with. Then again, I usually don't waifu sluts.

>>28190998
you're waifu a slut

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>>28191274
WELP. IT'S TIME

How are the edits coming along?

>>28190658
>solstice
I pass my solstice in solace that I am a virgin too

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>>28189828
Do trailer parks exist in England?

>>28192831
Google "pikey"

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>>28189828

I'd consider myself lucky if she really loves me. You callow and shallow millenial numales are the worst

>>28189828
Sure, I lost my virginity in a movie theater to a girl like that.
I love domesticated trashy girls.

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>>28189828
>Caring about your waifus past

I couldn't actually afford to care, as long as she's not a cunt in the current time.

>>28193494
eugh

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>>28189828
Yes.
>tfw all this applies to her anyway

>>28193494
>Sure, I lost my virginity in a movie theater to a girl like that.
At 13 years age? Tell me more.

>>28193494
say again?

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>>28189838
>>28190345
>>28190367
>>28190630
>>28190682
>>28192896
>>28193494
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>>28193547
Cucks.

Dash is pure.

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>>28193494

>>28193595
Dash is loyal to the cock.

She fucked every stallion in Ponyville.

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>>28189828
This just reminds me that my real-life waifu equivalent (is there a word for this?) will never notice or love me. So no, I'd be too busy killing myself.

>>28193595
Pure white trash, to be honest
And I mean this in a nice way

>>28193595
pure shit you mean

>>28193565
>>28193570
When I was 14 an older friend took me to the movies, in the middle of it she snuck her hand down my pants and jacked me off, she took to her place and we went all the way. She was a trashy goth girl with a shitty attitude and no direction in life, but she was cute and was always nice to me.
We dated for almost three years, she graduated highschool but got a job(waitress, not stripper) so she didn't have to leave and she could stay with me until I graduated as well.
The idea was for us to go to the same college but I got accepted into a much better college in the other side of the country so we ended it there.

She claims that being with me helped her get her shit together and effectively domesticated her, she's a vet now, looks like a suicide girl.
She sends me a christmas card with a nude every year.

>>28193762
> She sends me a christmas card with a nude every year.

Okay, now I know this is bullshit.

>>28193595
Nice falseflag, nigger.

>>28193762
So she raped you

>>28194084
It's not wonder you never had sex.

>>28193762
did she wear leather and like shoving big black silicon dicks into your rectum?

>>28194108

He said she was nice to him you unlikable homosexual. Which is the part of the story that makes it unbelievable; girls are not nice since 1990.

>>28194084

I wish I could hurt you

>>28194170
Calm down, show us on a doll which no-no place she touched and we can file a rape report.

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>>28190682
Frig off, Rick.

>>28189828
>going to college
she's already more successful than I am.

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>>28192896
I just can't see fluttershy as a stripper

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>>28193623
>>28193645
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>>28193800

>>28194472
Dating a non virgin doesn't make you a cuck

>>28194084
It wasn't rape, it was shocking and scary but I wanted it, I just didn't know I wanted at the time.

>>28194524
>It wasn't rape, it was shocking and scary but I wanted it, I just didn't know I wanted at the time.
maximum kek

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>>28194508
But marrying one does.

>>28193762
>the movies, in the middle of it she snuck her hand down my pants and jacked me off
I have noticed that girls fucking love doing this.

>>28194614
>correlation is causation
Marriage is a scam, and condoms exist.

>>28190859
>Scoot Pilgrim

>now picturing Scoots fighting the exes of her mf
>gets in over her head when she realized her mf dated mostly males
>not stallions, but griffons, minotaurs, an odd yak or two, even a fucking dragon
>when she finds out her mare supposedly dated Discord, she grabs her mf and skips town without explanation
>turns out Discord may've started that false rumor, to fuck with 'em
>even set up a surprise anniversary party for the two when Scoots would come to fight him

>>28193627
Which wiafu?

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>>28194633
Okay, go ahead and be a cuck. Some of want pure kissless virgin waifus.

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>>28194748
>mf

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>>28195612
Are there any official sources for this because I was trying to write a story where two robots knock up a female human with a single infant and I kind of wanted a hard scifi reason as to how that would work.

Also I'm having kind of a hard time feeling upset about this. Not because I'd be willing to date a filthy whore but if I'm reading this correctly even if she's never had sex she still contains trace amounts of DNA from the men her mother fucked and the men her grandmother fucked and her great great grandmother and she could also contain her older brother's DNA too. This is like the rough equivalent of a vegan refusing to eat plants because they may have absorbed decaying animal matter at some point. If I was enough of an anal retentive mongoloid to require a waifu that was pure at a molecular level I'd date a tank of nitrogen.

>>28193762

If this story is real, you may have given away a gf that was committed to you.

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>>28190211
You are not worthy of this waifu. I challenge you to a duel at sundown. Only the victor shall be honourable enough for Samurai Jack.

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>>28195890
Your new waifu is ready

>>28195890
If you would bother to check those articles, you would see that women incorporate DNA of their CHILDREN, not their fathers, this is important for their immune system. Sperm simply doesn't exist long enough for anything like that to occur.

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>>28196107
So... pure.

>>28192896
Pretty much this.
But i'd be having a hard time fighting the images of her getting mercilessly fucked by different stallions and them grinding on her and shit..

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>>28189828
KANKERS!!!!

>>28194298
Not all strippers are junkie sluts, some of them are really nice and sweet girl who just happen to have a great pair of tits and know how to work a pole.

>>28196189
A stripper and a prostitute are two very different things, sometimes they overlap, most times they don't.

>Wanting a girl that has been spoiled by a bunch of disgusting, sweaty males touches, nasty kisses and nauseating bodily fluids.
Used goods are absolutely disgusting, it's like you guys are trying your hardest to be some white knight faggoty cucks.

>>28196848
>muh purity
Only fedoras care about virginities

>>28190723
It's another glitch in the matrix
This Berenstain Age, I swear...

>>28195890
Yes, look up telegony and microchimerism.

An offspring may indeed contain cells from several individuals from its promiscuous mother. You shouldn't hold it against your waifu if that were the case. She would still be pure at heart. I don't think anyone is biologically pure anymore. You would have to be a virgin first born to parents who were also virgins and practiced sex solely for procreation. And none of you should ingest any living cells from another human and hopefully the antibodies would attack cells from your mother so they do not grow in you. This didn't happen in some guys and they are living with both XY and XX chromosomes. The only way to break this curse is to be a test tube baby grown in an artificial womb in a lab.

>>28189828
Nope

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>>28197613

>>28193595
they'd have to be ugly to not have been fucked by the time they were 14 and almost always have lost their virginity by the time they get out of high school

>>28195612
she's not a lizard

This question completely disregards the nature of the waifu. The waifu represents the platonic ideal of a female lover for a man, the female form. The condition of the perfection of a waifu is that she by definition cannot be real. Some aspects of her may be real, but the full package will never manifest.

She is subject to your will, not the environment. If she was to be real, that would no longer be the case and she would no longer be waifu.

It is more than a name and general appearance.

>>28198162
Not that anon, but I looked them up anyways.

>Telegony.
>one it's a theory.
>two it's been disprove by modern genetic.

>Microchimerism.
>is more likely to happen with blood transfusions, when a women has given birth, and abortions and miscarries.
>there has been no confirmation as wither or not unprotected sex has any impact on microchimerism.

So it just a bunch of bull huh.

>>28198738
http://www.m.webmd.com/men/news/20081008/stem-cells-from-adult-sperm

Cells from testicles can find their way into semen and turn into stem cells. That's right. All the men a woman has been with will literally be a part of her and her children.

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>>28198596
It is asking if you would like your waifu better if she was pure like Dash rather than a slut like Rarity.

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>>28189828
>would you still love your waifu if she was fundamentally different from your waifu?
>so many fucking implications
Do you honestly believe that people who grow up in that kind of situation tend to turn out the same way as the happy, well-adjusted ponies on your screen?

My waifu is not damaged goods, and fuck you for making me imagine her that way.

Now, whether or not I could love a girl like that is another question, and the answer would almost certainly be no. My family is already full of basket cases. I don't need yet another person in my life who I have to constantly try to save from themselves.

>>28199744
Exactly.

>>28189828
>>>/co/

>>28199744
>>28200783
I disagree

>>28201269
I don't care.

Even if not this prompt, we still need a damaged goods (like blindness or something) waifu story.

>>28201269
Cuck.