Ten dollars for a short lewd green.

>>28188206
take your niggery to the writefag thread you asshat

>>28188206
>Comission for a fucking shitty fanfic
Unless your fetish is obscure or "ascended", I don't see why nobody would step up for free.

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>>28188206
How lewd?

>>28188258
You know those captchas are designed so the stupid bot fucks up always, so you as a human must click new captcha.
Just saying.

>>28188258

mind control and face fucking.

>>28188272
That's beyond my writing capabilities.

>>28188282

Whateves

>>28188233
>>28188243
>>28188282

I mean shit, I had ten extra dollars and felt like doing something retarded. It's not like I have a fucking life or something, all I have is a shitty job, 4chan, and ponies.

>be anon
>walk up behind ponks
>hit her in back of head with mind control rock
>she goes unconscious
>walk up to her face
>Insert dick into hole
>cum
>walk away

Can I habe ten dollors pls

>>28188346

No, but you can have my keks and respect. And also no, I don't care if that can't buy you more nuggies or whatever gets your rocks off.

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Yo dawg, just save up for a sex toy. Give a man a fish vs teach a man to fish. Don't be like these guys who just spend lots of money on porn because they can.

One
Thousand

>>28188360
>be anon
>after face fucking pinko, decide to go onto internet
>type onto keyboard with fully erect two inch cock
>"I've got ten dollars, a paypal account, and enough autism plus boredom to give my money to the first person willing to write me a short lewd green tonight. I'll give more details to any biters.

And also, I have no idea why I'm doing this, maybe my faggotry as finally reached the next level."
>Insert six 1 dollar bills and a handful of assorted coins into disk drive
>when opening disk drive, used condom falls out
>"don't want to get god mad!"
>you say, while furiously rubbing your bleeding and infected nipples

>>28188396

This is almost ten dollar worthy, gave good keks, but you got the details wrong. My dick is one half inch, so no money for you.

>>28188362

Why not both? Makes the porn better.

Welp, this was fun, but the replies have stopped. I'm out, not mun for anyone, but thanks for the keks.

>>28188323
Atleast you have a job, ungrateful faggot.

>>28188659

Lol, no job loser.

>>28188764
It's tough out there

>>28188206
Please give details. I'm down for a quick ten bucks.

>>28188206
>Once upon a time in a magical land not that very far away but distanced enough to be considered far away...
>There was a handsome inter dimensional traveler by the name of Anon Clancy Mousse, and he was extremely handsome, as well as extremely charismatic.
>Anon burps loudly as he picks his nose
>Anon would wake up every morning and think to himself. "Where am I, the handsome and charismatic protagonist that I am going to end up today?"
>He would then reach for his interdimensional genitals and rip portals through space time to cause the occassional ruckus.
>This story revolves around his time in dimension H0RS-3.
>It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, the flowers were singing and the birds were going south for the summer. Ponies were busily getting to work saying their usual hellos and greetings.
>Suddenly, the blue sky of the early morning turned into a gaping hole that lead from outer space.
>Many ponies panicked, and they soiled the streets in fear.
>Then suddenly a green flash appeared from the rift in space time and crashed into the center of Ponyville.
>One by one, ponies reluctantly went up to the crater; and they could not believe their eyes.
>A naked green bipedal man that towered over them, and a smug grin on his face.
>"G-greetings traveler, my name is Mayor Mare of Ponyville...it is a pleasure to err...meet you."
>You raise your arm and your penis lashes out and grabs the mare. You pull her close to you and you grin a malicious grin.
>"I AM ANONYMOUS. RAPIST OF WORLDS."
>And as such you copulated with all living things on Equestria, including the planet itself.
>Looking back on your conquest of semen and horse pussy, you felt a giant fart welling inside your anus.
>You fly back into space with the power of your fart and fly back to your home dimension of R4P3.
>Twilight Sparkle shook her hoof at the sky.
>"DAMN YOU ANONYMOUS!"
>Through a portal in space time you slapped her across the face with your penis.

The End

>>28188206
You still offering? If so, how short are we talking?