615 - 28 Pranks Later
Written by F.M. De Marco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9gU7p_H0M
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4omyzd
Friends Forever #31 (Rainbow Dash & Little Strongheart) storytimed here!
>>28181264
Rainbow Dash sure finds a lot of energy to burn off in a day for all her napping. Even working two jobs! Not that Ponyville weather work has ever been particularly taxing for her; her claim when Twilight Sparkle first came to town proved to be honest, and she has help for bigger storms. So with the Wonderbolts only requiring her participation in practice and scheduled shows, she still has lots of downtime to spend going on map adventures, hanging out with Scootaloo, reading the Daring Do series again, competing with Applejack, or just... sleeping, if she feels like it. What other hobbies might she take up?
>>28182030
Previous thread.
>>28185986
inb4 filly
>filly
613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
618 - Buckball Season:Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks:An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>28185991
CLOPWORK
CLOPWORK
CLOPWORK
Would you take Spike to a strip club?
Changeling mare wants your love
I want to play with Fluttershys floomfers
A blue pony just happens to be my very best friend.
>>28186010
Only when he's old enough
>>28186010
Nope, she is a beta fuck.
>>28185986
human filly
We're all built up with progress,
but sometimes I must confess,
we can deal with rockets and dreams,
but reality... what does it mean? Ain't nothing said.
'cause Filly's dead.
>>28186016
Spike insists that he's old enough in dragon years.
>country filly
>>28186025
>Filly is dead
It is better this way. Don't want no fillyphiles raping her like pillow bite.
>>28186024
This guys style is cute.
>>28186026
If he can prove to me that dragon years hold up in court I'm game
>>28186052
What if he offered to take you to a dragon strip-club?
>>28186052
Spike shows you his birth certificate.
>>28186067
"...dude, here states you've born 13 years ago"
>"Y-yeah, but IN DRAGON YEARS"
"Which is the same thing"
>"Are you kidding? A dragon year is worth at least 2, no 3 human years. I could even be your father and y-"
>"Spike! Time to go to bed! Good baby dragons don't stay up late!"
>"...thanks Twilight."
>>28186063
...go on
>>28186063
But dragons don't have tits.
>>28186091
>Implying they don't have delicious cloaca
>>28186080
Spike then admits that there's no such thing as dragon years. He just made them up.
>>28186104
Does some dragon wants me to smack him like a bitch?
>>28186091
>Dragon strip clubs aren't about getting "physically" naked
>They're about getting EMOTIONALLY naked
>The rest of the evening is bit fuzzy
>Next you know, you wake up in bed
>Ember is cuddling against your naked body
>A satisfied look on her face
>You try to stand up
>"Whoa, hubby, where are you going this early?"
Spike tries to show Twilight that he's not a kid.
He tries shaving, but then remembers that he doesn't even have hair.
>>28186139
That looks like a very dangerous dragon.
You know, I think aged up Spike would be pretty cool to hang out with
Does Spike have
a hemipenis?
>>28186162
I imagine teenage Spike as Brilliant But Lazy.
>Inb4 go back to TV Tropes
>>28186086
>Spike takes you to the dragon tiddy bar.
>He buys the first round.
>You have some dragon tiddies pushed in your face.
>You buy the second round.
>Spike buys you a dragon lapdance.
>You go into the private room.
>The dragon sluts are pretty mediocre and you realize the money was poorly squandered.
>You go back to the showroom.
>Spike has long since left and you come to find out the tab was never covered.
>Now you're caught with the seven hundred dollar tab and Spike is getting his balls licked by a lizard skank.
>>28186182
>>28186162
No he won't.
He will be either homo, or too feminine and emotional.
I mean, he has been surrounded by females his whole life.
He won't stand bantz.
Fillies can't die.
>>28186195
I don't want someone who will "stand bantz". I want a friend I can hang out and play chill couch co-op vidya with. Or relax on an online persistent world server with.
>>28186207
It will be like playing with a woman, trust me.I was the same, cause I never had a father and was always surrounded by women during my childhood. 4chan made me rude and masculine.
>>28186207
>I want a friend I can hang out and play chill couch co-op vidya with. Or relax on an online persistent world server with.
>tfw a few bros like that but all of them actually have a life so rarely have time
>>28186217Honestly that's kinda why I wanted to do ponecraft. Chill blocks with cool pones.
Spike got into the liquor cabinet.
He regrets nothing.
>>28185986
>Friends Forever #31 (Rainbow Dash & Little Strongheart) storytimed here! >>28181264 →
That was pretty weak and boring.
>>28186233
I have no life and can ponecraft.
But I do a lot of mods for that same reason, vanilla only lasts you like 12-36 hours, then you find a mob spawner, camp it and get prot 4, beat the dragon, gg
And I don't like pvp.
>>28186240
meh
let me know when he gets into Twilight's buttplug cabinet
>>28186233Ive had to get my fix playing on EQ emulator servers because people on there have no life as well.
>>28186271
What is an EQ emulator?
>>28186265
>>28186271Can either of you code Java? I kind of burned out on the project, but I think having at least one other developer might help me get back into it.
>>28186274People make their own everquest servers.
>>28186244
The comics aren't the same since reflection
>>28186281
No thanks
I don't like fan run servers, lots of drama or they don't last.
>>28186280
>coder
Sorry anon.
>>28186305
Nice ban evasion.
>>28186308
Wat ban
>>28186284
That entire arc wasa tremendous waste of everyone's time.
>>28186284
Fluttershy would never cheat on her own, but those poor attempts sure end up cute.
>>28186312
You know what ban.
>Implying I didn't saw you posting marevag 2 days ago
>>28186324
I didn't get banned though, only had my stuff deleted
>>28186324
Do you want more horse vag?
>>28186328
Yeah sure buddy.
Would you rather have a Guardians of Harmony show or an EQG show?
>>28186337
I swear
>>28186342
What about a spinoff? Twice the pony!
>>28186342
>Would you rather take a stab on the back or on the neck?
Hard to tell.
>>28186342
Are you kidding?
>>28186342
I'm not surprised the EqG minis sold well, especially compared to the previous line. You know, because the mini line was actually pretty good. I imagine EqG sales will increase about the Christmas season after the new movie comes out. As it should. But to be honest with you, those Guardians of Harmony toys look to be real winners. Once that line gets some steam I could totally see them being real profitable for Hasbro, and who knows what they could choose to do from there.
Stallions wearing collars.
>>28186381
No.
>>28186381
You called anon?
Filly is going to drop out of school.
>>28186441
I will support filly no matter what she chooses to do
>>28186441
I have informed the filly police.
>>28186443
Filly is also getting married to a colt she just met.
>>28186441
Remind filly she won't be able to get a job without that.
>>28186449
We can have the wedding in my backyard.
>>28186460
Fillies and colts can't get married.
>>28186469
Says you
Filly lost her virginity today.
>>28186485
To who and what?
Filly wants to go to the acid mines.
>>28186464
What about filly bats?
>>28186497
Touché
Filly thinks stallions that wear collars are stupid.
Fillies with heelies is no big dealies
>>28186522
Heelies? You mean those stupid shoes with wheels in them?
>>28186271
>>28186233You guys wouldn't happen to want to hang out on a TFC server would you?
>>28186522
Heelies seem kinda pointless for ponies, you might as well just wear regular ass skates.
>>28186557
Sunbutt looks weird today.
>>28186566
That's A sunbutt, not THE sunbutt
>>28186557
I want this filly to keep on rolling...straight into my heart
Filly holocaust.
>>28186557
Those two were cute
>>28186582
Filly will never roll into your heart. And why not a full grown mare
Filly says she won't be a filly forever
Your love is not meant to last
Go ahead and give them a hand, why not two?
What do you think of the Fall of Equestria series?
>>28186636
It is dumb
>>28186636
It's pretty stupid, but I've jacked it to a few pictures.
>>28186692
Pics?
i want to cum inside britannia
>>28186719
who
>>28186706
Mostly the pics done by poprocks.
>>28186723
Country oc, duh. I want to cum in Aryanne
>>28186028
>white
>>28186719
Britannia, America and Japan joining together to rule the waves when?
>>28186747
>>/pol/and ball comic when
>>28186739
Someone explain this to me.
So Nazi furries are a laughingstock, right. If you see some art of some fursona decked out in a Nazi uniform you're probably going to laugh or cringe. Why is a Nazi pony any different?
>>28186743
the whitest and cutest country filly
>>28186763
Because it's ironic or something. I don't get it either, but I think Aryanne is a cutie even with the Nazi stuff.
Would you eat a filly?
>>28186789
I would nibble.
>>28186789
She'll be sticky and delicious once I'm through with her
>>28186822
You're going to cover her in honey?
This pony is planning something.
What is this pony thinking?
>>28186909
How many cookies she's going to bake when she gets home.
>>28186763
I try not to bother figuring out pony. I just love them all
I prefer my fillies with fries.
>>28186926
With or without filly sauce?
>>28186929
>filly sauce
Shelf Stable fillies
>>28186949self saucing ponuts
>>28187007
I don't hate this
>>28186983
Gross. I'd rather have marevag sauce
>>28186587
I wonder who the real fillies are?
>>28187007
I can't believe how shit those things look.
They're like scabs or something.
>>28187007
I like this cutie mark a lot. Aesthetic and colors aside, it fits her well.
>Am I kawaii?
>uguu
>>28187030
what the hell did you want AJ
it's an apple
Sunset Shimmer wearing her human clothes as a pony but without her tights or shoes is strangely hot.
None of you might be into it, but I'm open for commissions right now. I'll draw your waifunotas a slut
>>28187146
Glimmer being yandere about Twilight is good.
>>28187130
It's an apple, a heart and a shield.
so it's only 1/3 apple.
GIDDY UP
>>28187148
are you saying you'll draw my waifu as a slut if I don't
>>28187153
I've never really thought about it before, but now that I've seen it I agree
I'd watch an episode about that
>>28187161
Whatever you want me to answer that with
except the opposite
>>28187227
Holy shit, that's perfect.
Fluttershy is watching "Name that animal dick" in the living room again, volume blaring.
Comic #45 preview is up.
We're going to get shat on for /qa/ getting fucked up, aren't we?
>>28185995
>>28187303
>That Fluttershy
>>28187311
>>28187308
Why would /qa/ Anons yell at the Anons following the rules here for the actions of a few dedicated autists there?Yeah, the board will likely have a few threads with angry /qa/ Anons.
>>28187318
That's all for now. Full comic should be out 2 weeks from now on the 31st of August.
>>28187308
>>28187318
Was there some random raid or something?
Filly wants a second boop.
>>28187346
There's a bunch of "remove GR15"ish threads that keep getting bumped and created a few at a time on a daily basis in /qa/. It'll likely reach a breaking point eventually and result in a small amount spilling over /mlp/.
>>28187362
I haven't been to /qa/ since Mr. Poole was still around. Has it really just been a constant complaint box of rule 15 all this time?
>>28187382
Was it ever not? It's always just varying degrees of that.
>>28187311
>>28187318
>>28187323
Look like shit and rushed as fuck, they literally found the cure in background panels
>>28187323
i keep tellin ya its time to finally execute luna, i see no reason not to at this point.
>>28187481
That's cute.
What exactly is that balloon shape?
>>28187516
Looks pear-shaped to me.
>>28187464
I'm not impressed, little filly.
Look at HER. This is why she's a princess now.
>>28187323
>The whole arc is resolved in the preview
>>28187538
Filly stole your pear.
>>28187587
As long as she doesn't take my floral print banana or my odd purple bean, I'll be fine
>>28187587
At least she only stole it and didn't traumatize it.
>>28187323
>the most logical reason for your immunity
When spike become immune? He didn't even use those evils hot springs water
>>28187323
I'm curious how the main 6 plus Luna will get the cure administered to them and how they'll react once they're cured.
Filly drew happy faces on the walls to cheer you up.
>>28187652
STOP IT
Have you gotten your pony a beanbag yet?
Filly's happy face wall talks to her at night.
I have no idea what happened in this thread.
>>28187675
Ponies were posted.
>>28187665
No
but I do have a teabag for her
>>28187635
inb4 Zahler just think that the dragon can't be affected because they aren't ponies
What if when you die, your tulpa becomes real, but then you go to Equestria and your actual waifu is there?
>>28187699
>I've always thought of myself as a pony,not a dragon
Fucking transponies
>>28187661
She can't help it.
>>28187756
What was ponk gonna say?
>>28187774
Muffins.
Rainbow likes to cook when she's over at Pinkies', and Pinkie gives her lessons.
But she thinks it makes her look too girly so she doesn't like to advertise it.
>>28187774
Minge. Rainbow's minge. She was licking and sucking Rainbow's minge. Sticking her snout in and inhaling her sex before lapping up all of her fillyhood secretions.
Honestly anon what did you think she was going to say?
>>28187816
fuckyou
>>28187829
I liked >>28187796 idea better
Luna should try to get her name to replace Celestia's as an expletive during sex.
Tons of dream sex, get enough ponies shouting "Oh Luna!" to her at night that it supplants "Oh Celestia" for naughty situations / implications.
Satyr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk4qZYWB-jA
Scare the pony
>>28187907
Datyr fillies must get WAY taller than all their friends when they hit puberty.
>>28187908
I've watched FAR too many of Rick's videos and I have no intention of ever actually owning a horse.
>>28187923
It was bound to happen someday
>>28187960
Yeah, his videos are fun. I learn a lot about horses because of those videos, and I love it when he talks about his two horses, Mr T and Buddy.
We truly are My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
Wheres the comic / fanfic / someshit about RD seeing Ponk masturbating?
>>28188058
Right here!
https://www.derpibooru.org/234097
>>28188058
I don't know, but I'd like to.
>>28188084
>4 years ago
>>28188128
anyone know of some really rough breeding fics
anyone have the picture of the expectations for Season 6? there was one of S5 too
>>28188192
You mean bingo?
>>28188201
i think so?
>>28188211
>>28188219
You know, I find it funny that Spike is getting some better episodes than Rainbow Dash.
>>28188257
hello pony
why is it that often the funniest, cutest, etc gifs from this show are just a picture of a character blinking and maybe, at most, shifting their head or looking up?
>>28188286
Pony is inherently cute and any attempt to complicate things detracts from the effect
>>28188286
Because cartoony and zany off-model stuff is inherently less adorable than on-model stuff.Which is why S1 is the cutest season
filly's twitter feed is full of cryptic bullshit about the illuminati
Butts
>>28188257
Pepsi is better
>>28188257
You came back!
>>28188464
Liar.
>>28188502
I was actually gone for like 2 weeks with no pon so yeah I did thanks!
I like this leg.
>>28188535
the front or back leg?
>>28188546
the back leg
Did you know that the pony
I am going to roll the filly up and use her as a basketball
>>28188583
Well as long as you don't call her baldy.
>>28188535
whoa this just might be one of the lewdest legs on the show
who wants to go spank some colts
>>28188580
I just watched that episode today and it's still really fucking good.
Aside from Gilda's dialogue, I mean.
>>28188601
why
>>28188219
The celeb VA one is supposed to be crossed out. We had Patton Oswald.
>>28188626
Yeah, it said celebrity.
>>28188626
Literally who?
>>28188636
>>28188637
He's an actor and comedian. He counts well enough.
>>28188219
>Princesses SoL will never be crossed off
>>28188645
We would have had that, but Discord made it more interesting.
>>28188664
I wanted one for the other princesses though
>>28188664
Nobody cares about Twiggles and Candyass. We want episodes for the two good prinesses.
>>28188697
There's 5 Luna episodes
>>28188697
>Nobody cares about Twiggles
Well that's just factually wrong now
who ever thought the best part of the pony would turn out to be the butt hole
really makes you think
>>28188736
huh
>>28188736
I thought we established the best part of the pony was the shnozzle.
pony called you shmoopyboo
>>28188641
I had never heard of him before.
>Quibble Pants
>doesnt wear pants
angryredfilly.jpg
>>28188740
*BOOP*
Mare wears the pants.
>>28188740
You mean the snootle
I want to boop Marker in her pony vagina.
>>28188837
>>28188819
I'm glad she likes them.
>>28188837
but why?
>>28188819
Not even the good version.
>>28188837
I want to boop Gloomy in her pony ass.
>>28188816
i wonder what filly things are packed in that filly sack
>>28188846
I heard she loves getting gangbooped by lots of anons she's never even met before.
>>28188857
Knives.
>>28188854
This is the Christmas card Lyra sends out. Fourteen years in a row now.
>>28188873
she should change things up some time
>you will never fuck a pony version of yourself
>>28188892
I love princess Best Princess.
>>28188906
>you will never be a pony version of yourself
I love when Marker gets lewd.
>>28188871
those aren't filly things
>>28188924
they're filly knives
they're just as sharp but much smaller
>>28188917
Don't let the ponies chew on your sweater.
Please let the pony do as they please.
>>28188961
you got it, pony
Satyr is getting too old for piggyback rides
>>28188968
never too old in my mind
I'll just have to make a bionic back
>>28188963
Good Anon, you may pet pony now.
>>28188973
thank you, pony
>>28188972
Satyr appreciates your efforts and will reward you with mandatory bedtime reading.
Colt kisses
all ponies are chrome in the future
>rise and shine, MLPG!
>time for your magic enema!
>>28189036
Dats a cute Sonata
>>28189036
I think it's pretty lame how they use then throw away the antagonists every EqG movie, like single serving use commodities.
>>28187976
Satyr takes after her mother it seems.
>>28189047
That's kind of what makes EqG what it is.
The staff put enough work into them so they aren't absolutely terrible, but I don't think a whole lot of thought goes into the movies.
I almost wish they'd start taking the piss...
where the requests
>>28189074
fluts maximum cozy
>>28189074
Not So Filly Anon and her daughter sharing an ice cream cone
>>28189074
Dragons
And the party Pinkie is throwing for them
>>28189059
Maybe they're just putting in enough effort to justify a new line of toys that can stand alone with no other media backing. maybe that's a cynical way of thinking about it, it just ends up with me feeling like some of the characters have some potential that can be worked with.
>>28189074
I got you are request right here!
FFFFFPPPPTHHHTHHHTHHHFFFPTHHHTHHHFTHHHHH!
>>28189074
ember smooching spike on the cheek
>>28189081
More dragons are always great
>>28189074
That's a ginormous horse donger
filly wants to go to candy mountain
https://youtu.be/9ITTyIjYJvs
>>28189099
pones are very stretchy
>>28189059
what the fuck
is the new EqG out already????
>>28189074
>>28189101
https://youtu.be/KSGuBNopzBw
A hobo filly hiking with their hobo filly stick
>>28189109
man that movie had such a dope soundtrack
I'm gonna do this one just because you reminded me
dragons can wait
>>28189099
yeah, and she's holding a pretty big dildo too!
>>28189102
I want to stretch nobby's pone
>>28189074
sontata dusk not understanding what the fuck is happening in ponyville
>>28189112
Great taste! I got my family into this movie and they more or less love it now. That whole album sparked my interest in Americana music.
>>28189132
God that's adorable.
Your favorite pony has bad gas.
>>28189146
I'm going to squeeze the farts right out of her!
so god made a filly
>>28189109
>>28189176
DAN DAN HAYAKU NARU
>>28189176
give filly a home
>>28189176
HHHHHNG! So adorbs, thanks Nobby!
>>28189176
Filly needs to get back the farm she lost to the bank.
Have you recharged your pony today?
I think I might clean this up and draw more of Discord.
He's a really fun goofball to draw.
>>28189225
and his episode is next week!
>>28189086
hella
>>28189229
>"WHAT KIND OF EMOTIONS ARE THESE?"
>>28189228
That episode is going to be swell, I can tell.
>>28189229
Hella cute
>>28189231
is /ss/ an emotion
>>28189074
disgusting underbite child's rad female relative
>>28189249
what
>>28189245
I'd certainly say so.
>>28189231
>>28189242
>>28189245
>>28189229
hello nobby
>>28189255
>>28189255
That's a cute!
>>28189264
WHO'S THIS SPUNK SPELUNKER
>>28189257
In hindsight it looks like you're popping out of his special no-no place. I didn't mean to do that.
I was just trying to censor /ss/ happenings.
http://i.imgur.com/AJn1tKy.png
>>28189255
This touches me in a good way
>>28189266
It's colt train's sister/mother/cousin/unrelated mare who happens to match his color scheme
>>28189266
The question you should be answering is whyyou're not drawing her doing sick kickflips
i would but i'm unironically trash 95% of the time when i'm not copying someone else
>>28189272
draw it fag
being bad is no reason not to get better
>>28189267
LEWD
Filly wants you to fire walk with them.
>>28189267
That's an even cuter!
>>28189266
She's a Seed Latrine alright.
But isn't My Little Pony a show for little girls?
You're never too old to love a pony!
>>28189275
why you gotta make me do the things
>>28189265
>>28189281
thank
>>28189292
TOO AWESOME
>>28189290
I love you, Princess Lyra
>>28189290
You're never too old to love a filly!
>>28189287
And Gundam isn't?
>>28189295
Your place in Equestria has been reserved.
Since Trixie's been redeemed, and Gilda's been redeemed, do you think Lightning Dust will ever come back?
>>28189342
Lightning Dust died two seasons ago.
>>28189344
Sure but so did Twilight Sparkle but she keeps appearing.
>>28189323
What's this? The loser squad?
>>28188637
How does having a minor disagreement with a main cast member make you "unworthy", or "in need of redemption"?
>Today is National Bad Poetry Day
This one is really subjective because it depends on how you define bad poetry.I like Maud's rock poetry.
>>28189323Noi?
So what's the point of the cmc now? I figured it was going to happen eventually, I was just hoping it would have been more surprising I guess?
>>28189353
yeah, her poetry rocks
>>28189362
Ur face rocks
Why does Sweetie Belle keep snapping
>>28189345
Lightning Dust did nothing wrong.
>>28189364
Anon, how could you?...
>>28189376
But that was a complement.
>>28189371
>Create a situation which put the lives of others in danger
>Didn't give a shit that she did
Bitch is a fucking psychopath
>>28189353
WOW
FITE ME IRL
>>28189376
Don't cry filly
Teach me how to snap with hooves
>>28189384
Rainbow Dash did the same thing last season
>>28189380
>>28189388
"B-but Rarity says rocks are gross and dirty and ugly!"
>>28189384
True but she's a cute psychopath.
>>28189392
Rarity is friends with Maud, she would never say something so insensitive
>>28189390
I know, and I still hold that against her.
>>28189397
Bird Horses are naturally qts
>>28189392
You're a gem
(((ponies)))
>>28189413
Are you serious?
>>28189413
(((Twist)))
>>28189413
(((filly)))
>>28189399
>28189399
>>28189406
"Really? Do you mean it?"
>>28189422
Yno.
>>28189397
I'll forgive it all if she gives me a smooch!
>>28189380
>complement
[ Twiggles reeing ]
>>28189413
>(((colt)))
And also, it's perfectly okay to pull awesome pranks on your friends even if they end up being big babies about it.
>>28189447
That's the lesson I took away from Griffon the Brush-Off.
>>28189413
>redundant brackets
>>28189450
SMOOTH
BACK
>>28189460
>redundant
>>28189467
I don't get it
>>28189450
I learned that Pinkie Pie could totally replace any one of my friends and my life would be significantly improved in many ways.
>>28189468
It's a poll meme about (((pure coincidence)))s
>>28189471
>pol meme
Oh
>>28189471
why the fuck are you spoonfeeding him
>>28189476
why the fuck do you know about pol memes?
>>28189476
Sorry for not knowing about the latest shitty /pol/ memes, I guess
FUCK OFF /POL/ THIS IS A LIBERAL BOARD
HILLARY 2016
>>28189476
And why should i not?
Oh no!
The 4Kids version of S***mf***t is ruining our discussion about pastel horse cartoons for little girls!
>>28189502
FASTER
Remember, the fillies are too young to actually deliver most of their promises.
>>28189502
>voting for humans
>not voting for ponies
You married pony but now things are in a rut. How do you spice up your horse marriage?
>>28189528
Vermin Supreme 2016 !
Oh no! Due to all the Stormfront posting, the ponies are all turning into Nazis! What ever shall we do?
>>28189528
>ponies
>voting
>>28189532
Mazi zombie ponies
>>28189530
MLPG, you have no excuse for not voting Vermin Supreme this November.
>>28189546
NOI
O
I
>>28189547
I would if I lived in burgerland
>>28189558
a leaf
CERN IS A PORTAL
THE PONIES
THEY'RE LETTING THEM IN
>>28189573
I want CERN to perform Satanic rituals to make all of the ponies alicorns.
>>28187481
>you will never be a cute filly
>you will never discover how rubbing your filly parts on things feels so good
>you will never start humping everything in your way
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(no offense, Otis, you can go back to sleep)
WONDERBOLTS CHEMTRAILS ARE REAL
>>28189597
>>28189597
>>28189597
Boy I sure do love Princess Celestia! One thousand more years!
>>28189603
NO TWILIGHT NO
YOU KNOW WHAT CELESTIA DOES TO APOSTATES
https://www.face book com/mylittlepony/videos/1416163958401037/
>>28189643
I'd tickle Thorax's thorax
I can't believe changeling has a name
2 days to go...
>>28189643
>not using Derpy for linking
http://derpy.me/616_prev
>>28189643
I can't believe changeling has a normal voice
I have devised the perfect defense against changelings, never love anyone ever.
>>28189668
I can't wait
>>28189669
I was of hoping for a less normal voice, but this is hype as duck
>>28189693
What ifhe had too much love and wants to give you some
>>28189695
I know why they did it, but I'm still kinda disappointed
>>28189701
Why did they do it?
>>28189705
It's still a show for kids, and I'd imagine it'd be hard to make a sympathetic character for kids with Chrysalis' voice modulation
>>28189643
Thorax is made for hugs.
>>28189709
And fugs?
>>28189176
>tfw she starved to death in some lonely alley
>>28189643
>>28189712
That's really fucking gay.
>>28189727
You're not wrong
only female changelings are for sexual
>>28189705
Because he's not really a changeling. He's a pony in disguise.
>>28189712
Maybe.
But hugs are most important, especially when he's chirping and buzzing his wings during ear scritches.
Changelings are not for sexual, no matter which form they take.
>>28189738
That's too cute
>>28189739
We need Shout to read this so he stops drawing Chrysalis porn.
>not wanting to have sex with a changeling
>>28189752
>wanting to have sex
>Pixiv ponies
>>28189755
>wanting to exist
>>28189747
Did should finally draw Anon fucking cheeselegs? where?
>>28189762
Congratulations pony! You are in fact a blue pony!
>>28189773
>finally
He was literally the first person to draw Chrysalis porn
>>28189780
>>28189762
why is rainbow dash so fucking cute
i mean, pinkie is supposed to be the cute one
The changelings decided to turn into fillies so you would stop trying to fuck them.
>>28189788
>>28189783
are you sure? that episode immediately created all kinds of lewd
The changelings decided to turn intoyouinstead.
>>28189791
Yeah, he drew it during the episode
>>28189783
That's like one image
I have yet to see him draw Anon and Chrysalis finally having hot nerdy sex on Friday nights.
Manga-fy the ponies.
>>28189852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8qz1whFJ5Y
YT link for episode preview.
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>28189852
>>28189856
C'mon, man...
>>28189860
Thorax is best princess.
At least changelings are not mute
>>28189860
Who's his VA?
>>28189878
I was actually expecting him to be, the voice threw me off
>>28189882
Sir Alec Guinness
That’s actually a pretty damn weird voice, though I guess any voice is going to be weird coming out of something that previously only screeched.
>watching previews
You'll just end up complaining about already having the plot spoiled again
>>28189923
I can't help myself
I have a problem
>>28189923
Just don't spoil the song and I'll be okay!
>>28189923
You're no fun, anon.I haven't watched it either, just checking the voice to not be out of the loop for the current topic.
>>28189934
God that's ugly as fuck
>>28189937
Equestria girls are cuties.
>>28189937
>EqG
>ugly
And water is wet
Give me some tips for how to date sunset shimmer
>>28189940
>doggy style.gif
>>28189945
1) find dumpster
2) wait for her to come home
>>28189948
delete this
Do it like a filly.
>>28189969
I want to do the filly.
>>28189946
Is she driving or being rode?
Changeling sounds cute.
>>28189988
Everything changed when the Filly Nation attacked.
Does Equestria have any good fairy tales?
I JUST SAW STRANGER THAN FAN FICTION
and it was pretty good!
I mean
I mean wow it was pretty spot-on and fun.
Also dash and that dude are totally fucking. Like it's canon. Literally canon. They are fucking.
Also did you guys see dorpo
And the daki jokes
Like dude
The ending was literally this
>>28190049
>>Also dash and that dude are totally fucking. Like it's canon. Literally canon. They are fucking.
good joke
>>28190044unf
>>28190049
That was pretty predictable, and I only read half the comment. You really could have set it up better and hooked me for the whole thing if you tried.
>>28189984
Do the filly and you'll end up being done by a big stallion on a dusty cell soon.
>>28190049
Yep, it was great.
>>28190067
Where's the downside?
>>28190066
>missed the final part where I said I would give a pony to anyone who read that post in its entirety the first time he saw it
Oh man I can't hear you over the sound of happy whinnies
Oh man look at her she curled in my lap and she's falling asleep
Oh jeez this is the best thing ever
>>28186028
worse than the nyx posting
What's new ponies?
>>28190067
>get to sex a filly
>get a cute cellmate to fuck you in the ass daily
Sounds like a win-win
>>28190082
I'll always have apples.
>>28190084
don't forget shimmerposting
>>28190135
OC posting will always be worse.
alicorn oc posting is the absolute worst
Please don't sex the fillies.
>>28190148
You're so cool because you hate OCs
>>28190164
I didnt come here to talk about original my little pony characters some fat nerds made up
>>28190175
>>28190148
Shimmerposting is pretty much the worst because it also always comes with desperate attempts to shill EQG since she will never make it into the show.
>>28190177
So instead you came here to complain about things you don't like
Name a better pony OC.
Pro Tip:You can't.
>>28190192
I still think food ponies are kinda dumb.
>>28190192
Physalis is the best food (bug)pone.
>>28190203
He's so pretty.
>>28190202
Tabasco pone is going to spike your next drink!
>>28190212
>you will never have a bf as pretty as Elusive
>>28190226
Tabasco pone is not welcome in my house
>>28190229
>you will never snuggle with him on the sofa and watch cheesy romantic movies together;_;
>>28190231
You're not even welcome in Flavor Town anymore, how about that?!
>>28190238
>cheesy romantic movies
That's gay
Filly's all about just chillin', strummin' on her guitar.
Anyway here's wonderwall.
>changelings
>having names
>>28190280
Don't be racist, filly.
>>28190280
Do not believe their lies!
>inb4 it fucking sucks
>>28190280
Changelings have numbers.
The ones with repeating numbers at the end of their name have started a club.
Rainbow Dash.
>>28190314
What is that evil pone going to blow up this time?
>>28190320
Your heart.
>>28190329
Oh man, my heart is filled with Rainbow!
>>28190314
can she do that with her lower eyebrows too?
This place is so dead right now that I could take a filly home and no one would notice.
>>28190387
at least take 2 so she has a friend
>>28190376
Pony has just blocked all communication with you.
>>28190387
We're out of fillies. You can have a colt.
>>28190424
oh neat, is this from the DnD episode?
>>28190432
Yeah
https://www.facebook com/DiscFamily/videos/1044640085585073/
>>28190434
I hope that episode is as fun as I'm hoping it will be
>>28190437
They'd have to try really fucking hard to make it not fun
>>28190441
it could happen!
>>28190437
Certainly has a big load of potential. Changelings have so much they can draw back on and I hope Spike puts out a good performance.
>>28190461
I didn't mean the new episode this Saturday, but that one also looks especially fun.
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION
>>28190424
>I cast Centaurtaur!
>>28190434
>>28190437
>>28190472
The DnD episode should have changelings.
It's like the perfect game for them
Fuck colts
>>28190519
The point isn't about being something else but about pretending to be something else.
>>28190526
Changeling could behimself!
Don't fuck colts.
You are being group stalked by fillies.
Filly > colt.
>>28190547
Filly+colt
Changeling can't wait for his movie!
>>28190547
My urges to fuck Colt Train says otherwize.
>>28190552
Too young to do it. Too young to conceive.
>>28190563
someone get that filly up and get her brushed
it's the afternoon, this is unacceptable
>>28190563
I want to push that fillies' head into a corkboard.
Then just twist until she's really stuck.
GUYS MT IS A LESBIAN NOW
PASS IT ON
>>28190610
Go away Dash.
>>28190610
okay
>>28190572
Sweetie is a very delicate girl. You might make her cry with that prank.
>>28190610
who
>>28190623
You know what's incredible
Aurora borealis is beautiful
But it's the result of solar wind which ad far as we know is one of the deadliest things in the universe apart from quasars and literally rips apart the atmosphere of a planet without a good enough magnetosphere and killing everything on its surface
But boy are they pretty
>>28190644
You're assuming the universe cares about life.
With how often it makes phenomena that will murder any and all said life, I'd say it's indifferent.
Pony realizes you have needs, but it isn't asking too much to keep your pants on for a while.
>>28190644
>>But it's the result of solar wind which ad far as we know is one of the deadliest things in the universe
dude what
There's black holes, gamma ray bursts, magnetars and all sorts of of other nasty shit in the universe
Solar winds don't even come close to being one of the deadliest things
>>28190644
But can you localize it entirely in your kitchen?
>>28190690
I mean, we've done it with black holes.
So technically?
>>28190661
is it too much to ask to get a wingjob every once in a while?
>>28189267
>not a hemipenis
Worst kind of dragon to be honest. Don't you want to double your fun?
>>28190690
Two years.
>>28190708
Do you realize how hard it is to clean cum off of feathers?
>>28190683
I understand, that's like comparing Ebola to diarrhea, yes.
But diarrhea IS more deadly than Ebola. The reason is because it's way more widespread and kills a whole lot more people. Simply because lots more people have it. And the same thing goes for stars and planets! Every planet rotates around a star and every star emits solar wind. So like diarrhea, everyone's got it every now and then and everyone can have the means to deal with it, it's extremely commonplace. While Ebola, like black holes, doesn't give you any chance of survive but incredibly rarer.
God that's such a great analogy. Solar wind is the universe's diarrhea.
I should have been a poet.
>>28190792
Bring it on!
>>28190825
>>28190832
i love this meme unironically
colt activated your almonds
Tell them Marker Pony is dead, and that Junior died with it.
>>28190820
I think it depends on how you define deadly
If you go purely by numbers, you're right, diarrhea is more deadly since it kills more people, but I'm pretty sure the general definition of "deadly" is that a large percentage of affected people die, rather than just a large amount of people in general
That's like saying diarrhea is more deadly than decapitation
>>28190849
>it
>>28190858
You're right, the term I'm looking for is mortality rate related to the universe.
>>28190911
you look so cute dashie
Several fillies have broken into the filly treat factory, they have hostages.
>>28190945
Sometimes I wonder what's a filly anymore.
>>28190966
A tiny pony. Next question.
>>28190966
Why do Anons seem to not like Just For Sidekicks?
I just rewatched it and searched the archive for mentions of it and a lot of them seem to put it in a bad light nowadays.
>>28190913
Never make that face ever again
>>28190973
I barely ever even see it mentioned, I don't know where you're getting that from
>>28190978
>>28190986
Searching the /mlp/ archive. I found a thread with a lot of Anons saying it was Powell's worst and some even saying it was the worst of S3.
Satyr wants to dance but she's got no feet
>>28190990
>>28190991
I guess some people just have shit taste
>>28190997
>THREE bat pankos
>>28190997
I suppose so. Rolling for random episodes to watch and then seeing how opinion of them has changed over time is kinda neat though. I hadn't seen that episode in a long time.
>>28191002
I think they're chinese knockoff plushies
>>28191002
what if your waifu was a pony vampire
but not like for blood, but for dicks
>>28191013
But how can Pinkie Pie be Rarity?
>>28191027
>>28191027
>>28191027
Open up!
>>28191013
That's ridiculous, I'd never waifu Rarity.
I love Queen Chrysalis