How do you think Celestia would respond to being flirting? Do

>>28179923
She's smart, of course she would recognize flirting. She'd likely turn all suitors down however, due to being immortal/a princess.

No you dumb-dumbs she would get wetter than a Filipino during monsoon season and we fuck for hours straight in the royal fuckquarters.

>>28179923
I'm sure she's had many stallions and some mares flirt with her before.

>>28179954
Yeah, it'd be a pretty common occurrence I'm sure she's gotten good at brushing off.

I wanna shove an RC vibrator up her marecunt before she has to have a serious meeting with delegates and keep turning it on and off during the meeting to make her moan when someone's talking.

>>28179931
>She's smart
Where do you get that from?

>>28180062
Shes like over 2 thousand years old. That makes one pretty smart.

>>28180076
I've met some REALLY dumb older people...

Age doesn't automatically = smarts...

>>28180263
It does when you're the ruler of an entire fucking nation and have an entire library full of common and forbidden knowledge at your disposal, along with a high class school dedicated to you.

>inb4 >rape

>>28180015
I don't know, we've seen canononically that ponies fuss over her and treat her as their monarch first and foremost. I find it hard to believe that one could speak to her as just another pony - let alone an immortal, incredibly powerful alicorn.

>>28181072
>foremost. I find it hard to believe that one could speak to her as just another pony
I'm sure the stallions attempting to court her would be the prim and proper noble types, anon.

>>28180381
>having access to knowledge makes you smart

>>28181151
They still treat her with deference though. Furthermore accepting the courtship of any of those would likely imply that she's playing favorites.

No, Celestia would not fall in love with the tall lanky alien ape man.

>>28179923
Ey bitch, I know you hate me an all for slappin yo butt every time I pass you, an eatin all yo cake, an getting drunk and throwin up on you....

But now I gonna woo da fuck outta you by readin a poem I had to learn in school.

Ahem...

Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? ---

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>>28181364

>Sorry Anon I ate all the kek you made