You become Purple Smart and have to hide this fact from your new friends. What do?
Hard mode: no masturbation
>>28179392
Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings in the movie.
>>28179392
>Implying we have friends
>>28179401
Twilight Sparkle will lose her wings when she dies.
>>28179419
I mean the Mane Six
>>28179392
...how exactly would masturbation help me hide the fact??
>>28179476
It's just people usually reply to this typee of thread with masturbation.
>>28179458
In the movie, yeah.
>>28179392
Seduce Sunburst to cuck Glimmer.
If I can't masterbait, I'll just get somepony to do it for me
>>28179392
Attempt to solve a friendship problem in 22 minutes and degenerate into mindless panic as the deadline draws near.
>>28179392
What did he mean by this?