Pony has fallen asleep on you. Wat do?

>>28178125
Scream into their ears as loud as I can, as suddenly as I can.

>>28178125
Snuggle, you fucking faggot

Gently finger cooch so that she has sweet dreams.

>>28178125
Airhorn

kill it while it least expects it.
I am edgy after all.

>>28178125
Tease her mare clit lightly, just enough that she gets aroused and starts squirming a little but doesn't wake up

Attempt to fall asleep as well.
The snoring should drive it away pretty quickly.

>>28178168
>killing her while she's asleep
>edgy
0/10 you didn't even try

>>28178125
Kill

>>28178125
Rub mane in one spot in a circular motion until hair sticks up.
Repeat process over the rest of mane, then wake Pone up and ask them to go on walk or a similar public activity.

>>28178181
pls b0ss

>>28178125
Remain as still as fucking possible. Any movement might wake her, after all. Good thing I came prepared for this eventuality with some sleepytime tea (with lemon wedge) and the TV remote complete with wireless ear phones so I don't wake the somnambulant poner..

>>28178125
while she sleeps, undo pants
when she awakes , she sees raging boner
but im faking sleep to see what she does

>>28178125
>rape

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>PONY FALLS ASLEEP ON YOUR LAP, BUT THEN THE MICROWAVE BEEPS AND YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE IS READY!

HOW DO YOU RETRIEVE YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE FROM THE KITCHEN WITHOUT WAKING THE PONY?

>>28178228
also it seems i cant spell or grammar worth shit

>>28178235
carry poner?

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>>28178235
>You bite your lip.
>The cognitive dissonance is torturous.
>You close your eyes and steady your breathing.
>You know what must be done.
>This mustn't register on an emotional level...
>First, release pone...
>Then block her drowsy groping, counter with elbow to left cheek.
>Punt.
>Pained, will attempt to garner sympathy.
>Employ cold shoulder, advance to microwave.
>Turn, catch magically thrown book, return throw to weakened right jaw, now fractured.
>Break into run, leap over kitchen island, throw open microwave.
>Retrieve cocoa.
>In summary: eyes watering, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, 5 teeth loosened. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spoil my enjoyment of hot chocolate: neutralized.
>Sip cocoa.
>Pic related.

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>>28178235
Slip out from under them.

Absolutely nothing. I'd enjoy the scene while it lasts.

>>28178235
Use the Force.

>>28178235
>carefully set pone on carpet
>tip toe into kitchen
>open microwave
>grab handle of hot chocolate mug
>oof, still too hot
>get hot pad and grab once more
>tip toe back into living room
Be sure to avoid stepping on pone's tail
>set mug on coaster
>sit down in favourite chair
>carefully scoop up pone
>set on lap

Success!

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>>28178795
>gently pick her up
>take her to her room
>place her on the bed
>tug her under the sheets
>sit by her side, gently petting her head and mane, while still holding her hoof
>give her a goodnight kiss
>wake up
>unzip pants
>lower butt near her face
>fart a couple times
>quickly turn the sheets over her head
>and then block them with the knees

>>28178125
>softly stroke sleeping poner's mane

>"Big mistake"
>Brake her neck
>Pull pants down
>Pull pants up
>Pull pants down again
>Positioning ass against face
>"Noting personel"
>Her nose >>> my anus
>Jerking of
>Playing on a flute
>Starting to shave my hair off
>Brake her neck back
>She is suddenly alive again
>Me, turning into Jesus
>"I must go my love. Some people needs me"
>Going to the pub instead
>Pull the pants up

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>>28179181
>Brake her neck back

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>>28179181

>>28178125
Hide another wat do thread

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>>28179181
what is this post

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>>28179181

Someone screencap this

>>28179181
>In the pub
>What if ww2 was a bar fight happening in the background
>Gonna help Germany
>"JESUS IS CAMMIN'!"
>Get snakes from dickhole
>Throw it on Indiana Jones
>He run away
>Nazis find the treasures
>They buy the war, and they win it.
>Wolfeinstein not happens
>Pony waifu comes
>"What happened Anon?! I was worried for you"
"I dont faking now"
>She unf
>Get laid that night
>Legendary
Level completed 100%
Only few people can make it like that
>Standing on the hands
>Gonna go pee while standing on hands
>Peeing
>Peeing in the pants
>Pee comes down into the nose
>Feels bad
>Falls asleep

>>28179483
>Waking up on Jurassic park
>See a horse doing horse things
>Go closer
>See some letters "Press E to suck horse dick
>You bind E to G1 and start repeatly press G1
>Horse saying after a bad sucking "Is this how you suck a dick?!"
>"Let me show you how its done"
>He starts sucking his own dick
>He is doing it so perfect
>He humiliates you in dick sucking
>Writer anon starts to tell the story in second person
>You feel awkward knowing you sucked that dick so bad.
>Horse go away.

>>28178125

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>>28178362

>>28178235
Why don't you take pony with you?

>>28178125
Fall asleep on pony. Whose in charge now chuckles?

>>28178125
>remove her wings

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>>28178125
I bet Twilight coos quietly when she sleeps.

>>28181831
and drools on your shirt

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>>28181831
>>28181867
sounds good man

>>28181867
rqing twi drool pics

>>28178132
/thread

>>28178362
Someone watched sherlock recently

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>>28179395
here's your screencap