RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>28176593
Did I somehow miss out on new writefags joining us or is this someone who just wanted a name or something? Hopefully that didn't sound rude, just confused is all.

File: 1469748255051s.jpg (3KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x125px

>>28176593
That better.

File: 1365661601973.jpg (109KB, 800x709px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 800x709px

>>28176593
I want to do horribly lewd things to Vinyl.

>>28176605
Who?

>>28176617
Herdshit best shit. At least better than other shit.
>>28176605
I think it was just an idiot that forgot to post Anonymous.
>>28176635
The guy that fucked up the thread post.

>>28176617
wouldn't this be more appropriate as a response to actual herdshit? I mean sure I've seen herds in [rgre] threads, but not constantly

this is always one of the first response posts too, is this some tradition I'm not aware of?

>>28176653
It's not a tradition. You don't start traditions bashing something crucial, like herds.

File: 1430662497362.jpg (540KB, 924x905px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 924x905px

>>28176653
What's that? Herds?

>>28176658
Clearly, my friend, you are not aware of where you are. What you're looking for is >>28072874

File: 1412398607422.png (244KB, 1045x1022px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 1045x1022px

>>28176617
What are you gonna do about it?

File: 1405290800853.jpg (78KB, 800x655px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 800x655px

>>28176697
I want a princess herd.

>>28176709
Ever since the first day and fist night, mankind has looked upwards to both the sun and moon and said: "I wanna put my dick in that"
>>28176697
Best way to fight herdshit is to write good non-herdshit

File: 1422052856180.jpg (158KB, 1280x792px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 1280x792px

>>28176732
>Ever since the first day and fist night, mankind has looked upwards to both the sun and moon and said: "I wanna put my dick in that"
Damn right.

File: 1442889542747.jpg (158KB, 417x515px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 417x515px

>>28176709
>Anon dates one of the alicorns.
>But as dictated by a founding law, the royal family is considered to be one herd.
>Anon is expected to cozy up to Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Cadence, Shining, and even Flurry when she comes of age.
>They are all already open with each other, leaving him the odd man out.
>What happened to the simple days?

>>28176732
>>28176742

Unity Through Dick!

>>28176709
I want a Twilight herd.

File: 1384716110218.jpg (148KB, 761x897px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 761x897px

>>28176757
Mirror Image.

File: list in her eyes.png (2MB, 3100x2250px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3100x2250px

>>28176757
this

File: 1470706006151.jpg (113KB, 627x474px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 627x474px

>>28176652
>The guy that fucked up the thread post.
>thinking on my life
>didn't not sleep 3 days
>somehow stuck on /mlp/
>do something
>oh shit
>forget add subject and include my name
>blame myself
>be slave Wiener
>working on handwriting ehhhh... RGRE
>learn pony anatomy
>tfw i don't know about writing
>stuck /mlp/

File: -hkblDqHa-Y.jpg (66KB, 600x599px)

66KB, 600x599px

People who fap to princesses and princess herds are the equivalent of 50 Shades of Gray fans.
Like, have some humility, man. At least ear it or smth, then fuck the princesses on a diplomatic visit in the interest of strenghtening the bonds between your nations.

File: 1462751514985.png (262KB, 900x700px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 900x700px

>>28176757
Celestia herd for me please.

>>28176767
Where's discount Twilight(Moondancer)?

File: 1406104405945.png (179KB, 927x563px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 927x563px

>>28176776
Oh fuck, imagine all those Celestia's cozying up to you and cuddling you.

>>28176771
Who came up it the list? The artist himself?

>>28176827
yes

I asked for anons to make their own lists last thread but no one took it seriously

File: 527326__safe_twilight+sparkle_artist-colon-high-dash-roller2108.png (467KB, 800x750px)

467KB, 800x750px

>>28176835
It was a very lewd list so I didn't really think it was necessary to add anything. It was perfect.

File: 1457498348300.png (298KB, 1600x800px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 1600x800px

>>28176742
I want to viciously breed an alicorn.

>>28176774
Shhh, it's okay.
No tears.
Only green

File: 1468633066532.png (2MB, 3000x2500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x2500px

>>28176913
Me too, anon. Me too.

File: 1427253257210.png (125KB, 900x800px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 900x800px

>>28176913
>>28176926
unf

>>28176913
Breeding horse.

File: 1461935936636.jpg (521KB, 1280x1601px) Image search: [Google]

521KB, 1280x1601px

>>28176968
>you will never make the princess your breeding mare

>>28176981
I don't really want to make her one because that would feel awful. The initiative has to come from her.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2632601/Woman-37-addicted-buzz-pregnancy-shes-seven-babies-wont-stop-womb-falls-out.html

>>28176749
>You are Anon
>You are currently feeding Flurry Heart her bottle in the kitchen while your herd relaxes in the den, one room over.
>You feel distinctly uncomfortable as they happily chat about how you, being the only male herdmember not biologically related to Flurry Heart, are going to be balls-deep in her one day.
>"With Flurry being a naturally-born Alicorn and Anon being a completely unique species, their foals are going to be amazing!"
>Meanwhile, Flurry Heart burps and drools on your arm.

>>28177050
>>You feel distinctly uncomfortable as they happily chat about how you, being the only male herdmember not biologically related to Flurry Heart, are going to be balls-deep in her one day.
>>"With Flurry being a naturally-born Alicorn and Anon being a completely unique species, their foals are going to be amazing!"
O...okay.

>>28177050
"I've made a mistake."

>>28177050
>>28177060
>>28177061
>Shining Armour is the worst offender.
>"Ehh, Anon? I can't wait til she hits her first estrus! You'll give me grandfoals, won't you, buddy?"

>>28177082
Y-y-yes.

>>28177082
Y-You too.

>>28177082
>"Now come back to bed. You know Cadence can't sleep without her favourite monkey snuggling with her."

>>28176749
>>28177050
>>28177082
I know it is the /d/eranged autism in me, but the only way I can handle sharing a princess herd with Shining is if all the ponies can do r63 transformations.
Otherwise I get too rustled about Sunbutt being with another stallion.

>>28177112
I know how you feel, Sunbutt is mine. MINE.

>>28177112
Gleaming Shield, was it?

>>28177112
They're mostly a herd by law only. Cadence is a filthy monosexual who wants Shining for herself, and the other Princesses aren't particularly attracted to Shining. They'll cuddle or nap together, sure, but Celestia and Luna stick with Anon.

File: 1414465596194.gif (296KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

296KB, 600x600px

>>28177134
>candys husband gets r63d
>he now she slips her some tongue
>confused winking intensifies

File: 1469982755532.png (312KB, 900x925px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 900x925px

>>28177134
Best guradsmare

>>28177137
Look as long as I get purple-smart all to myself, and don't have to worry about accidental gay I'm good

>>28177137
That sounds about right.

>>28177134
It's like, sharing a group of females with a male feels bad, but when everyone can give or receive, the NTR feel goes away.

>>28177137
That is one solution, but I think it sort of negates the idea of the original prompt.

>>28177152
>Shining is uncomfortable getting intimate around his sister; Cadence doesn't want to fuck around the pony she sees as a little sister
>Celestia still sees her as a student and not as a potential romantic herdmate
>When asked, Luna replied with "Literally who?"
Done and done; she's all yours.

>>28177160
w/e, I guess. If balls don't touch, it isn't gay.

>>28177211
>>When asked, Luna replied with "Literally who?"
everything else makes sense, but Luna definitely knows who the fuck purple-smart is
Its ok tho, I can't think of a good reason for Luna either

>>28177134
Name switching on gender change a shit.
Female Shining Armour should be called Shining Armor.
Male Celestia should be called Celestia.
Male Twilight should be called Twiggles because he makes an adorable scrunchy face when you call him that.
>>28177152
Accidental gay is a serious problem in Equestria.
You leave two stallions alone and then the next thing you know one's accidentally put his dick into the other one and now they only have eyes for each other.
>Ensuring balls do not touch is of critical importance.
Make sure your stallion always has some pornography with him to remind him to not become a homo.
>>28177160
>Not wanting to rub dicks with Shiny
>Not wanting someone who's got a dick to be the one expertly sucking yours while your waifus cheer you both on
>Not wanting to be able to swordfight him and put that royal guard training to the test
>>28177101
>Cadence watched My Big Human as a filly
>When she sees Anon she can barely contain her excitement
>Is always trying to lure him back to her castle to be her human best friend
>Anon is suspicious of stranger danger princess

File: Luna. NMM Sicker than your average sun praiser. Spit magic sun fucking shit, sun worshipping players. Tripple letter hooligans, like moon mare.jpg (109KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 600x400px

>>28177211
>>When asked, Luna replied with "Literally who?"
>Luna is a massive fucking savage
>Roasts every single pony
>She also hoons a lot.
>But she has no friends because she roasted them all.
>She also never had any suitors.
>She's that lonely person who's accepted being lonely
>But she's still a massive fucking savage

File: 1466451960321.png (2MB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x900px

>>28177261
This is now a Moon Man thread.

>>28177259
>Massive conspiracy to hide from Anon that "My Big Human" existed/exists
>Ponies can barely hold in their excitement around Anon

File: 1426053440349.png (376KB, 700x923px) Image search: [Google]

376KB, 700x923px

>>28177137
>They'll cuddle or nap together,

>The distinct chiming sound of magic is what wakes you.
>You crack open a single eye, spying Celestia stealthily slipping back between your prone self and Cadence.
>She settles on the fluffy, bowl-shaped mattress built info the floor like you and the rest of the family.
>Her warm head finds it's destination on your back, where she sighs contently and dozes off again.
>You feel Shining, who is laying across the back of your legs shuffle, then go still again.
>Thin rays of light penetrate the window blinds, telling you what the Sun princess awakened herself for.
>How strange a situation you find yourself in. In a haphazard mound of royal, sleeping bodies.
>Had someone told you about this a year back, you would have laughed.
>Now?
>Something nudges your arm, stopping the thought.
>Opening your eye fully, you see baby Flurry inches away, looking at you with inquisitive eyes.
>Without even thinking, you gently wrap an arm around the foal and pull her close, earning you a delighted coo.
"Back to sleep, little miss. We've some time before the day demands us."
>You whisper to her.
>Her tiny forelegs cuddle your arm as her eyes look around, as if mulling over your words.
>Then, she yawns and leans into your side, becoming tranquil once more.
>You smile and close your single open eye.
>A new world you may be in, and blood they may not be related, but you can say with no doubt.
>You love your family.

File: 1323926468568.png (94KB, 327x213px)

94KB, 327x213px

>>28177351
Aww, it's so warm and cozy and cute.

And now I'm sad.

>>28177285
>Months of hiding it.
>Thousands of bits spent on it.
>All undone when Anon looks up any references to humans...
>in Ponyville's only library.
>"Twilight..."
>"I'm sorry Applejack, but I refuse to burn ANY book!"

>>28177364
Boopenheit 451.

>>28177285
>"Woah, woah. That's him right there!"
>"It's like fiction leaked into real life"
>"Girls, do you think he can recreate that scene where Nameless-"
>You are Anon
>And you can hear everything these horses are saying

File: 1384722119077.jpg (253KB, 2240x1600px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 2240x1600px

>>28177351
Ponies and humans should indeed intermix.

File: 1469047018145.png (692KB, 924x1024px) Image search: [Google]

692KB, 924x1024px

>>28177467
Yes they should.

>>28177376
>"Burn them? Cornsarnit Twi, that's not what I told ye ta do"
>"Couldnt y'all have just put them away in a box down in the cellar?"

File: wrongneighborhood.jpg (65KB, 1000x560px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1000x560px

>>28176617

>>28177261
>Luna gets magical surgery done because her magical appendix has to be removed
>Has a cone around her head so that she doesn't bite at her stitches

File: 1416602418308.jpg (215KB, 1500x1500px)

215KB, 1500x1500px

>>28177572

>>28177482
Go back to the kitchen

File: 1431284300021.jpg (2MB, 3300x2186px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3300x2186px

Bugwife when?

Hivelord when?

Most powerful, love fueled swarm when?

>>28177482
>"It's basically the same thing Applejack! No book should ever be taboo!"
>"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD 'IM WHERE 'TA FIND IT!"
>"He asked about it!
>"...Ya coulda just not told him, Twilight."
>"Knowledge is for EVERYONE!"

More of that thing I'm doing. The something, something steal yo man thing:

The rest of the week and the week after that seemed to bring more and more headaches for Rachel. People everywhere, from every corner of the world, were talking about these strange, adorable creatures, these ponies, that just seemed to pop up unexpectedly and for no reason. Though the ponies were a little baffled as to where they had ended up they were unexpectedly friendly and cheerful to meet anyone that they saw. The same couldn’t be said for the vast majority of the population.

Many people panicked, as people were known to do when faced with new and unexpected things. The doomsayers cried that it was the end of the world, scientists insisted that these visitations were the result of a change in the planetary ecosystem. People cried of gods and aliens and invasions, of the end of all as we know it and the changing of the whole world, riots had broken out and the people hid in their homes, and still the ponies came.


From what Rachel had heard the EU had been forced to call an emergency meeting for all of its members, along with some other high-level officials. Though what had been talked about and who had talked at the meeting had been a closely guarded secret (as of now anyway), rumor said that the leaders of the EU had undergone talks with the leaders of these ponies in some capacity.

This event signaled one of the most important events in human history. Humanity now knew that they weren’t alone. There were peoples with cultures and technologies from different worlds, or, if you’d believe some, different universes. Nothing, not Isaac Newton’s works in science, not Galileo Galilei’s study of the stars, not any work by scientists, mathematician, or astronomer could overshadow this momentous occasion. No matter what happened, mankind would never be the same again.

And she absolutely couldn’t stand it.

>>28177351
Hnnnnnnnnggh!

>>28176593
>anon makes a sandwich
>goes to living room
>trips and sandwich hits the floor
>mare yells at Anon throwing a beer can at his head

>>28177732
Until the day that she had found Anon sitting on their futon with that mare right next to him Rachel had never seen a talking pony, never talked with one, in fact, until she had walked into her apartment that fateful day, she had never believed that such a creature was out there. But now she couldn’t walk down to the grocery store to buy milk without seeing one. They came in all shapes, colors and sizes. Some of them had horns on their heads, some had wings, and some had nothing at all. Though she had seen a male or two most of the ponies that she met were female. These ponies, no matter if they had horns or wings or nothing at all, were friendly to a fault. They were so friendly in fact that some of the more fearful people were slowly starting to warm up to them. Very slowly, but it was the start of something great.

Everywhere she went she saw ponies talking with people, laughing with them. Once or twice she saw men walking side-by-side with mares, the same look in their eyes that she had seen back in the flower shop. Some people, like her, would eye these couples warily, but, oddly enough, no one went out of their way to say or do anything about them.

What had seemed like a bad dream, a trick of the brain, an enigma, was now, very clearly, a reality. This wasn’t some one-in-a-million-once-in-a-lifetime occurrences. These little ponies were real and, for the foreseeable future at least, were here to stay. This, coupled with the fact that she continued to hit and miss with every guy that she had an interest in, had left the young women as frazzled as she’d ever been in her life.

She needed to calm down, get away from all of this chaos and disorder that she had found herself in. A breather was needed, a rest required. If not for the sake of herself then for the sake of everyone around her. Which was why she found herself sitting in her favorite little out-of-the-way bar, The Barley Oat, sipping on a warm mug of cider, with her best friend Unknown.

>>28177732
Yes please

>>28177793

Unknown, as long as anyone could remember, had been an energetic and lively girl. Unusually tall but pleasantly thin the young women always seemed to have a joke at the ready or an interesting story to tell. She was a laugher, a fighter, someone that could garner the attention of an entire room with little effort. She was loud, unabashedly honest, and the best friend that a girl could ask for.

“So a princess huh? Hell, if a princess up dropped in my lap like that I’d have bumped your butt too.”

That being said, she might have been a little [i]too[/i] honest.

Rachel let out a quiet groan as Unknown laughed, sipping on whatever vile concoction that she had ordered from the bartender. “Can we please not talk about that. Please?” she begged. “Can we just sit here and enjoy ourselves without talking about Anon or ponies, or anything else?”

“A [i]princess[/i],” Unknown continued as if she hadn’t heard her, running her free hand through her short, spiky, blue and brown hair. “I don’t care what you say about ‘Non, that SOB really knows how to pick ‘em!”

A sigh escaped Rachel’s mouth as she took a small sip of her cider. Usually the warm drink would ease whatever tension that she had felt during the week, make her close her eyes and smile as the flavor of apples and cinnamon tickled her taste buds and warmed her whole body, but today that didn’t seem to be the case. Her body didn’t feel warm, she wasn’t smiling, her stress didn’t melt even a little bit. All she could see when she closed her eyes was that smile on that princess's face as she held Anon close and the look in Incognito’s eyes as he told her to leave her shop.

File: 916386__safe_solo_blushing_lyra_eyes+closed_lyra+heartstrings_sitting_frown_chair_artist-colon-underpable.png (492KB, 1181x1748px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 1181x1748px

>>28177826

She looked up from her mug, slumped in her chair and feeling lousy, to see a pony sitting at the other end of the bar. A frown came to her face as she saw this pony, a lint-colored unicorn with golden eyes and a harp printed on the side of her hip. This pony was seated in between two of the bar’s regulars with a cup of something or another held in between her hooves. Though she couldn’t hear what was being said she could see that everyone around the mare was listening intently to what she was being said. The mare seemed to enjoy the attention, her tail swishing back and forth on the stool as she sipped her drink.

“You know, if you stare any harder at her you’re gonna have to buy her a drink.”

Rachel’s gaze snapped away from the pony and over to Unknown, who was grinning widely. She snorted, looking down at her mug. “Don’t you think it’s weird?”


Unknown cocked an eyebrow. “What? Haven’t you bought a drink for someone bef—”

“Not the drink!” Rachel snapped, her eyes darting toward the unicorn before once again settling on her friend. “There’s a [i]unicorn[/i] sitting in this bar, drinking, and no one’s freaking out!”

Unknown looked at the pony and the little crowd that had gathered around her. “What do you call the people standing around her looking at her like she’s some street magician?” she asked, leaning back against her chair. “They might not be screaming and shouting like you—”

“Do you know that I saw one of those [i]things[/i] kissing some guy the other day?” Rachel’s grip on her mug tightened.

“I’ve heard that a lot of mares get kinda excitable around guys,” Unknown said, eyeing her friend carefully. “It has something to do with there not being that many—”

>>28177861
>“I’ve heard that a lot of mares get kinda excitable around guys,”
Something about that is just adorable.

>>28177861
I still think that something too fishy is going on around

>>28177861

“I could understand if something like that happened in a few years, but [i]right[/i] after they just up and [i]appear[/i] out of nowhere? Naha, something like that doesn’t happen. They’re doing something, Unknown.”

Unknown’s nose scrunched up. “They’re doing something? What the hell are you talking about, Rach?” she questioned.

Rachel looked back over at the pony, eyes narrowing as she took another sip of her cider. “Just [i]think[/i] about it. No one’s freaking out about having [i]aliens[/i] walking around for Pete’s sake!”

“But what about that thing that happened in Thailand that was all over the new—”

“We’re walking around like everything’s alright, that having these [i]things[/i] around isn't alright!” Rachel slapped a hand against the counter. “People shouldn’t be letting them walk around like this! They could be dangerous!"

The young women frowned, glaring at the mare. "They could be here to blow up the planet or steal all of our water or something like that!" she growled, causing a few people to look in her direction."Why are we just letting them walk around? We should at [i]least[/i] put them somewhere; a concentration camp or area fifty-one or something like that?!”

Unknown tapped a finger against her cheek as Rachel’s eyes narrowed angrily. “Girl… do you remember that video that we had to watch in first grade? The one with the rhino’s that said not to be racist?”

“I’m not being [i]racists[/i], Unknown,” Rachel insisted, giving her a dirty look. “Just think about it for a [i]second[/i]! I wasted two years of my life with Anon and he dumps me for some pony—”

“A pony who also happened to be a [i]princess[/i],” Unknown automatically corrected, which earned her another glare.

>>28177889
She's actually in a coma, lying in a hospital bed dreaming the whole thing.

>>28177913

“I don’t care how dumb Anon was; people don’t just [i]do[/i] that without a good reason. Nevermind doing it for some horse!” Rachel took another sip of her cider, her knuckles white as she clutched her mug. “And Incognito [i]never[/i] acts like that around people! He wasn’t even that mad when those guys on the football team filled his locker with whipped cream back in school!”

“I’m telling you, Rach, they’re not that bad.”

“Not that bad?! Of [i]course[/i] they’re bad!”

“Have you tried talking to one of them?”

“Why in the [i]hell[/i] would I want to talk to one of those animals? Every [i]single[/i] time I’ve talked to a pony they’ve –”

Realizing that the bar had gone silent, Rachel stopped and looked around. To her horror she saw that nearly every single one of the bar’s patrons were looking at her. Many of their eyebrows were raised, one or two of them were shaking their heads disapprovingly, even the bartender was staring at her with his arms crossed. She quickly sunk into her chair, her face turning red with embarrassment. The tension in the air instantly told her that they had been listening in and they had heard every single thing that she had said.

“…Sorry,” she muttered to no one in particular, tracing the lip of her mug with her pointer finger.

Slowly but surely the people started to chat amongst themselves again, though she could still feel a glare or two from various people around the bar. Rachel squirmed in her chair, her mind racing. Had she been yelling? Why did she let herself get so worked up like that, especially out in a public place like this?

Her eyes slowly drifted up from her half empty mug. From across the bar she could see that the pony was slumped in her chair. The mare’s ears were pinned against her head and she was looking down at her cup with slumped withers. Gone was the excitement in her body language, gone was the sparkle in those big golden eyes.

File: 1452904857857.jpg (104KB, 550x397px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 550x397px

>>28177926
>Rachel wakes up from coma.
>In the time she was out, ponies actually came to earth.
>Anon and Celestia's first foal was born just months ago.
>Hfw

>>28177959
>Anon and Celestia's first foal was born just months ago.
Lucky cunt.

>>28177947

Just like everyone else in the bar the mare had heard what she had said and, as she looked at this sad, disheartened pony, Rachel couldn't help but feel a twinge of regret.

One of the bar's regulars, a young man with raven black hair and green eyes, had an arm wrapped around the mare. He was leaning toward the pony’s ear, no doubt whispering reassurances. With his other hand he was holding her hoof. The pony sniffled, refusing to look up from her mug as she grabbed his hand with both of her hooves and placed it against her chest The young man smiled down at her before, as if sensing that they were being watched, he looked up. For a few moments he and Rachel stared into each other’s eyes before Rachel forced herself to look down.

Unknown, stared at her friend. Without saying a word, she leaned forward. “You know,” she began, resting her elbows on the table. “The other day a pegasus asked me if I wanted to go out with her.”

Rachel finally forced herself to look up. To her surprise she noticed that Unknown wasn’t staring at her with distaste or anger or disgust. Her gaze was calm, patient, with just a hint of pity. It was the look of a friend that cares, and though she wanted to look back down at her cider Rachel found that she couldn’t.

“She was a cute little thing, had this pretty golden mane and was this deep brown color; had this voice that sounded like melted caramel too, I swear to god. Anyway, here I thought she wanted to go out to a bar or maybe a club but get this.” With a ghost of a smile on her face, Unknown leaned forward just a bit more. “Instead of doing any of that she took me to park for a picnic; with a little blanket, a basket, and some sandwiches that she swore to me she made herself.”

>>28178006

Unknown tapped a finger against the table. “There I was all dressed up, looking good in that little black dress that you helped me pick out a couple months ago, sitting in the middle of the park eating a couple of cucumber sandwiches and drinking fruit punch!”

The mental image of seeing her friend, all dressed up and no doubt wearing those ten-inch-high heels that she liked to wear going out, sitting under some tree on a checkerboard blanket with a sandwich in her mouth brought a smile to Rachel’s face. “I bet you weren’t too happy about that,” she said.

Unknown’s smile morphed into an all-out grin. “You’d think that but I actually had a really great time.”

Rachel raised an eyebrow in disbelief. “Really?”

“Yep. It was actually one of the better dates that I’ve been on actually,” Unknown said with a shrug, before resting her head in her hands and sighing dreamingly. “Me and her are probably going to go out this weekend again. She said that she wante—”

“What did you do?” Rachel interrupted, leaning forward slightly.

Unknown blinked. “What do you mean?”

“I mean what did the two of you do on the picnic that made it so great?” Rachel demanded. “Did you go out and do something after or…”

Unknown shook her head. “Nope. We just sat there and talked and ate.”

“Well, what did you talk about?”

“A lot of things. She was asking me about myself and “hyoo-man” land as she called it, and I was asking her about herself and where she came from. Mostly stuff like that.”

“And that was fun?” Rachel questioned, genuinely curious. “You had fun doing that? You?”

Chuckling, Unknown reached for her cup and brought it to her lips. Taking a sip, she set it down and slid it away from her. “There’s something… [i]different[/i] about ponies Rach.”

“I know; I was—”

File: 1355096839747.png (779KB, 1280x719px) Image search: [Google]

779KB, 1280x719px

>>28177826
>“So a princess huh? Hell, if a princess up dropped in my lap like that I’d have bumped your butt too.”
SEE, SHE GETS IT.

>>28177889
The mares are executing a sinister plan to replace all the women.

>>28178040

“Hey, hey, hey. Shut your mouth for a second and let me talk girl,” Unknown cut her off, raising a hand up. “You can talk about mind control and conspiracies and alien invasions all you want in a second.”

Rachel frowned at that, making a rude gesture with her hand, which made Unknown giggle.

“Like I was saying: there’s something different about these ponies. Sure, they look different and some of them can fly and do crazy things with those horns of theirs, but that’s not what I’m talking about.” Standing up, Unknown slid across the table until her face was uncomfortable close to Rachel’s. “There’s just this… [i]something[/i] about them, you know? Something that makes you smile and makes you want to go over and talk with them and puts you at ease whenever you’re about them.”

“Mind control,” Rachel muttered, only to be swatted on the shoulder.

“Look, I understand that you’re pissed off about what happened with Anon. I get it and I would be mad too if something like that happened to me, but you can’t just call all of these little ponies’ monsters. Because they’re not monsters. They’re adorable little weirdos that just want to be your friend.”

Sitting back into her seat, Unknown shrugged again as she reached for her mug. “I don’t know. Just think about it girl, that’s all I’m asking.”

Rachel didn’t say anything as she brought her mug to her lips and took another sip of her cider. Her gaze flicked back over to the unicorn at the other end of the bar. Both her and the young man that had been comforting her were now pressed up against each other. The pony had her head resting on the man’s shoulder, her ears still pinned against her skull but with a small smile on her face. The mare was still holding the man’s hand against her chest, Rachel noticed, that sinking feeling once again welling up in her stomach.

>>28177926
But it's just as she said, she is the only one who haven't talked to them 1v1 properly aside from every char as far as story goes. And now is the only one who is seeing a new race of sapient creatures as something abnormal and unexpected. LaP highlighted "talking" part every time, even in that update.

>>28178060
Nah, as you can see womans are affected too. Something far more sinister is coming... Time to prepare my set of tin foil hats.

File: 1439847996937.gif (67KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 200x200px

>>28177947
aww not poor loiro

File: 1217246__safe_cute_traditional+art_tongue+out_text_lyra+heartstrings_artist-colon-buttersprinkle.png (900KB, 926x776px) Image search: [Google]

900KB, 926x776px

>>28178080

But this wasn’t a feeling of outrage or disgust at what she was looking at. This feeling, this ache that made it almost hard to breath, was a feeling of want. The two of them, this pony and this man, two beings that looked so different from each other, embraced with all of the love and tenderness in their hearts. And, as she watched the two, her mind couldn’t help but drift to her ex-boyfriend.

Anon would have probably done something cheesy and stupid like take her to the picnic on their first date. She would have said no of course. You needed to impress a girl on the first date. You needed to take her out and show her that you’d be able to take care of her and take her places. A first date wasn’t so much about the person that you were going out with so much as what that person was bringing to the table. That was why he had taken her out to that expensive French restaurant that she had wanted to go to.

Did they talk during that date? Not the shallow kind of talking, like asking about each other's day, but that real, deep kind of talking. Had they done any of that? Had Anon even smiled once as they brought out that expensive, exotic food while those violins played in the background? Would the two of them have had a better time sitting on some ratty old blanket under a tree eating some sandwiches and drinking some crappy soda?

The man uttered something in the pony’s ear. A smile came to her lips and that spark came back into her eyes as the mare giggled. Leaning up, she nuzzled the man’s face before planting a kiss on his cheek. The man’s face instantly turned red, his eyes widening as he looked down at the smiling unicorn. All around the two people began to playfully tease and jeer.

>>28178127

The man said something that Rachel couldn’t hear, and not a second later the mare said something else, which turned the young man an even deeper shade of red and made everyone around them howl with laughter. But, she noticed, the man didn’t move away from the mare. In fact, if she didn’t know any better, she could have sworn she saw him lean against the pony just a little bit more. The unicorn, still laughing, leaned up and nuzzled his chin. For a moment, Rachel saw a flash in both of their eyes, something that made her place a hand against her chest. The pony, sighing, pressed the man’s hand against her chest with a little more force. There was a lump in the young woman's throat as the man, as red-faced, embarrassed, and as happy as could be, gave one of the pony’s hooves a squeeze.

Rachel looked over her Unknown before looking down at her mug, her throat dry and her chest tight. On the other side of the bar the laughter continued to ring out.

>>28178157
Alright, I'm done. I liked this chapter a little more than the last one but I can see that I gonna do a bit... more with it.

File: 1396298860589.jpg (145KB, 1200x872px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1200x872px

>>28178157
>>28178163
my heart
my heart lap

File: 897745__safe_solo_fluttershy_screencap_smiling_cute_sitting_make+new+friends+but+keep+discord_spoiler-colon-s05e07_tea.png (197KB, 680x510px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 680x510px

>>28178163
You have dispelled my sorrow and loneliness, you may pass.
Enter the gate and continue your journey.

File: 1366332673323.jpg (188KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 900x1200px

>>28178127
>>28178157
>tfw reading that back and forth between lyra and the man

>>28178127
To be fair to Rachel, it really does LOOK like something weird is going on. Her bad experience with the LEADER of the ponies aside, it legitimately does look like mind control.

The ones who've spent time with the ponies not even being able to tolerate any dislike of them further cements that.

>>28178251
I know right, its like pod people creepy. I want more though.

>>28178251
Or ponies are just so adorably sweet and disarming no one can stay suspicious or hateful towards them.

>>28176605
I'm trying to write something but life sucks.

>>28178251
>>28178277
Oh. I thing I get it. They are so childish, careless, naive and cute marshmallows that people around them starting to act same after having enough time and talk together (and Rachel bitchness and bad first experiense saved her from having that time). They are turning real life into a "cute simple kids cartoon" world similar to which they have come from, by merely being there. And ponies maybe not even aware of that fact and THAT terrifies me, to be honest

Just a theory of mine

>>28178189
>Enter the gate and continue your journey.
I'd enter her gate, ifyaknowwhatimean

>>28178251
Or the humans are just A.I. in the ponies virtual reality game, and Rachel is on the verge of becoming truly sentient.

File: 1359051014738.png (131KB, 686x613px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 686x613px

>>28178464
Nigga they're just adorable waist high mares.

>>28178507
That's my exact point. They're way too adorable waist high mares for our world to handle them. Literally. The End is Neigh!

File: 1469242650147.jpg (147KB, 800x982px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 800x982px

>>28178227

>>28178531
To be fair, there are worse ways to die. Much worse.

File: sprite.gif (2MB, 320x240px)

2MB, 320x240px

>>28178507
>waist high
Just the right height.

File: имминент понк.jpg (25KB, 296x381px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 296x381px

postan just so that you can shame me into continui

>>28178842
We Happy Few- Now with ponies!

>>28178507
Yeah, Pencil. Why don't you come here and let me introduce you to this nice mare? She's ever-so interested in meeting you. She's very good at small-talk, you know. Just sit down and look into her eyes. Don't look away; keep looking.


But seriously, weird shit's going down. Rachel's a bitch, but she's a bitch who's onto something.

File: 1452328427175.gif (383KB, 917x866px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 917x866px

>>28178943
Calm down, Anon. You're overreacting. Just look into this little cutie's eyes, all she wants to do is love you forever.

>>28178943
>Ponies bring their values to earth.
>Many start dating humans, both men and women.
>Mares expect the men to stay home, not realizing that on earth things are a little different.
>In bars across the planet men are shocked as they’re constantly asked out leaving human females sitting and waiting for their free drinks.
>World peace ensues.
>Women bitch up a storm, but no one even cares anymore.
>Happy end for ponies and people(-women except the lesbians, they’re pretty happy about the whole thing.)

>>28179028
>those heart eyes

>Ponies know instantly when they meet their soulmate
>Both parties have the same reaction - no chance of one pony not noticing and just walking away
>Anon, unfortunately, is not a pony
>Pony finds her soulmate in Anon, but Anon feels no such pull.
>She has to convince the human that they're made for each other, overcoming her prejudice against males and working to see Anon as more than a walking cock

>>28179115
>>Ponies know instantly when they meet their soulmate
thats pretty adorable

>>28179115
>Anon sees a hot pony and asks to go on a date
>She's extremely confused

>>28177351
muh heart

File: forever.png (73KB, 700x536px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 700x536px

Heart eyes just mean that a pony has locked onto you and will not stop until she herds you.

File: 1437559148492.png (1006KB, 792x938px) Image search: [Google]

1006KB, 792x938px

>>28179417
SHE WILL NOT BE DENIED

>>28179195
I'll be taking this idea somehow


And to special forces Anon in the last thread, in XCOM 2 the recruitment window has been widened significantly, and psionic troops are trained from fresh rookies, they usually never see combat until their training is over
The Psi-Amp is also something that they brought back from the 1994 X-Com: UFO Defense

>>28179050
Or more realistically:
>Women bitch up a storm
>Call men who date a pony double rapists
>because they believe men are ALREADY rapists just for having a penis
>Get ponyxmale-human relationships banned.
>Most media celebrates such a great step toward equality.
>Ponies protest this.
>They literally interrupt the ponies they're trying to help.
>"Shh sweety, we know what you want more than you do."
>They find out about Equestria's gender roles.
>Mares are treated like men.
>Stallions are treated like women.
>They call this horribly sexist.
>Equestria is SO corrupted by the patriarchy the women are LITERALLY SLAVES TO THE MEN.
>Media still only talks about that thing that happened months ago where women "won."

Fuck, I didn't mean for this to get this real.

>>28179429
Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5nDlafVEc

>>28179417
Dick-seeking missile.
>>28178163
Rachel did this to herself.
>>28177605
Asthmatic pegasi sometimes need help breathing in flight.
Devices like the one pictured are often prescribed to improve air intake.
>>28177721
>Twilight finds out that Anon has human books
>Reads them
>Goes mad from the otherworldly knowledge
>Must share knowledge with everyone
>Tries to convert other ponies into more human cultists
>Anon finds a bunch of ponies being read to by Twilight from a human book on a lectern
>Turns it right way up then walks off
>[EMBARRASMENT INTENSIFIES]

>>28179115
>You are Maple Cakes, and you're making your way down to your new job.
>You just moved into Ponyville, and you've only just gotten started exploring and socializing with your new friends.
>Out of the corner of your eye, a big... thing walks by, nearly bumping into you.
>"Oh, sorry about that. I didn't see you there.
>Your eyes lock.
>It's tall and bipedal like a minotaur, but not as burly.
>He has the most alluring clothing on...
>The way he walks is so graceful...
>He has the most beautiful face you've ever seen...
>And those eyes; Celestia, those EYES.
>You could get lost in those eyes.
>You could wake up every morning staring into those eyes.
>The creature looks worried.
>"Miss?"
>Oh, Luna's moon, his voice is like honey to your ears.
>"Are you alright?"
>You sigh and get this big, dumb smile on your face.
>Honey, you're MORE than fine.
"Honey, I've never been better. And it's all thanks to you."
>His small, pink tongue darts out momentarily and wets his lips, and you find yourself wondering what it tastes like.
>You feel a floaty feeling blooming in your heart, and that's when you know you've done it.
>You've found your soulmate; the pony you're destined to love forever and ever.
>The creature you were made for, whose fate was tied to your own from the moment the two of you were born.
>The pain you never knew had been plaguing you your entire life is gone now that you've found your literal other half.
>"What's wrong with your eyes?"
>You blink.
>The moment is gone.
>The creature stands up pats you on the head.
>"Are you alright? I need to get going. It's my first day of work and I can't be late."
>And then he leaves.
>He wasn't supposed to leave!
>What just happened?!


>>28179417
She follows Anon around like a bugged Elder Scrolls follower, standing as close as possible to him and blocking doorways he just went through.

>>28176786
>discount
>not deluxe model

>>28179453
>Ponies get the laws made, overturned due being biased and totally not because the supreme court justices love the marepussy.
>Women shriek about injustice.
>Men don't care because they they still would rather break the law and be with a pony than a woman.
>Women cannot fathom that no one cares what they think anymore.
>Media looses readers and viewers to the point of bankruptcy.
>All is right with the world.
>Trump wins the election.
>Steamrolls passing of pony-human marriage act.
>Trump gets declared supreme overlord.
>Feminism goes back to what it was during the first and second wave (when it actually stood for something)
>Women rage because having a vagina doesn't give them power anymore and they actually have to accomplish things.
>Men still only care about pony-waifu.

I can only hope for this future.

>>28179535
>Trump wins
>Ponies IRL
Sounds like heaven to me.

>>28179535
>Lord Trump turns everything back to the Stone Age
>The entirety of America is a literal fuckfest

So, Uh, after far too long and a few too many hunts, Here's green.

>Well, if the ponies are going to give up, now's going to be the time.
>Thick mud and murky water surrounds your ankles, kept dry only by the protective boots you and Anon have.
>The ponies are stuck going in bare.
>Brass is the only one without external displeasure, but she's probably not too happy about it either.
>And since it was this or spend two extra days going around the swamp, you're all slogging through.
>The only upside is you don't have to worry about leeches because of a parasite repelling drink everyone had to drink this morning.
>When you told them it was this or leeches, they quickly ignored the taste.
>Anon is doing a great job hauling the cart, it's wheels swapped for skis.
>You really wish you could let him take off his armor, he must be boiling under there.
>A lot of your bulkier armor already finds itself on the wagon, only a few core pieces still on.
>Glancing back at Anon, you notice he suddenly drops the bar for the wagon, sprinting towards you.
>Turning back, you see several ripples heading towards you, a mound rising from the muck.
>The ripples reveal themselves to be the heads of a Hydra, jaws opening to you.
>You're unable to react in time, the jaws about to clamp down on you.
>A firm hand pushes you to the side, Anon's back blocking your vision.
>Metal crunches under it's jaws, the head pulling back, the front of Anon's breastplate in it's mouth, blood dripping from it.
>Other heads rise, examining the first's stuck jaw, before it spits out the scaled metal.
>Rising to your hooves, you unhook your switchaxe, eyes flickering to his bloodied side.

>>28179561


>A few scraps of leather are all that hold on the back half of his plate, hanging loosely off him.
>Shield up and lance ready, he faces the numerous heads of the Hydra.
>Taking up a place at his side, you can get a better glance at his wounds, and thankfully, they aren't serious.
>"Stormy, see if you can gather up a storm cloud, it doesn't need to be big," Brass says, "Cherry, Shining, start throwing rocks or things at it."
>"You two, hold it off till Story gets a cloud, the shock should be enough to knock it out."
"That's not a problem, but I hope you don't mind if we kill it first?"
>Dodging left while Anon goes right, a head strikes the muck between you, and you swing your axe around.
>The soft flesh and bones part, severing it, and without a word, Anon's lance starts spewing fire, cauterizing the stump left behind.
>Rearing back in pain, the hydra roars with it's remaining heads, before lumbering forward, heads spreading around to attack.
>Slashing off another one, it's stunted by Anon as well, his shield blocking another head on the other side.
>His flames have already started to run out, but thankfully this hydra only had five heads, three now.
>A head going for his exposed chest is stopped by a barrage of stones and mud, flung from those behind you.
>This opens enough of a gap for you to slash at an exposed neck.
>By nature, it doesn't evade, the head being cut clean off.
>As the gore that would form a new head starts, the end is seared by flames for a third time.
>Rearing back, it realized what is happening, before letting out a powerful roar.
~~~

File: 1470842682147.png (577KB, 2400x1350px)

577KB, 2400x1350px

>>28179548
>better trade deals = stone age
lets not start another shit fest on RGRE.

>>28179567


>Covering your ears, you can only watch as Anna and her partner fight the Hydra.
>As ordered, Shining and Cherry are both hurling rocks, and Stormy is off trying to find a useable cloud.
>And yet, as their commander, there's nothing you can do.
>With only two heads left, the hydra does something you had only heard it does in rare cases.
>One head bites the other clean off, halfway down the neck.
>The ensuing fountain of gore forms two new heads, which start a frenzy, heads being bitten off rapidly and regrown again.
>By the end, it has almost a dozen heads, all angry and snarling.
>Your hunters, however, seem unconcerned.
>Anna's even drinking a potion of some sorts.
>As it goes down, a red sheen slowly crawls over her body and armor, flames sprouting at where her horn nubs are.
>Leaving a spray of mud in her wake, she charges while the other fiddles with their lance.
>You spot stormy rushing back with a cloud a little smaller than you'd like, but crackling with lightning.
"Wait for a moment she's not attacking," you call out to her, "strike then and clear out."
>A hard to hear "Aye," is your response, and the cloud is forced above the Hydra.
>Heads dive for Anna, but are sundered by her axe, blood and bone scattering to the winds.
>Reaching it's body, Anna pivots, swinging her axe around, slashing through necks, right at the base.
>The other dashes forward, shield dropped and lance up.

>>28179574


>Renewed flames pour from it, searing the Hydra's flesh where Anna had cut.
>She herself has ducked down and back, staggering a little from the spinning strike.
>With Anna no longer in contact with the Hydra, Stormy's cloud suddenly rumbles as she kicks it, before unleashing a massive bolt of lightning.
>As it strikes, the Hydra locks up, twitching at the current running through it's body.
>Axe brought down once again, the remaining heads are cut off in droves, burned by the flames from the lance.
>As the last head falls, a quiet settles over the area, the only sound coming from the hydra's dead body, muscles still occasionally spasming from the lightning.
>Returning to the wagon, the chestplateless tauress scrounges around a bit before pulling out a large water sack.
>"Wow, she's got smaller teats than I do," Cherry says from next to you, "No wonder she hides her appearance."
>"What do you mean?" Shining asks.
"To minotaurs, large teats is a sign of mareliness, and the sign of a good mother. With them being that small, her odds of finding a mate are near zero."
"I'm sure you've noticed, at least, but Anna is even rather small, but her job holds a lot of weight, so she'd be likely to snag a nice bull."
>The sound of rending flesh suddenly fills the air, drawing all your attentions to the Hydra.
>The Hydra currently being carved open by Anna.
>You can't pull yourself to look away, and after some hacking, she pulls out a massive heart, easily the size of your torso.
>The water skin is attached to the heart, and the whole lot is tilted, the waterskin filling with the contents of the massive organ.
>What happens next makes you look away, far too much for you or your subordinates.
>Detaching the waterskin, the heart and blood within are poured over Anna's partner.
>"Well, we'd better get moving before the leeches and scavengers come," Anna says, grabbing the shield and damaged breastplate as she comes.

>>28179579


>Keeping your eyes averted, you nod and start to move with Anna after she dumps the gear on the wagon, the other ponies following quickly.
~~~
>"Ugh, this mud is horrible," Stormy says, "hey, Cherry, since we're set up, what do you say we head to that stream Anna mentioned at dinner?"
"Sure, it wouldn't hurt," you reply before leaning in, "I noticed Shining went out that way with his teacher not too long ago."
>"You think...?"
>With a shrug, you rise from your tent entrance, noting the lance and shield at the hunter's tent.
>A sign that points to something other than training.
>The kind of something that a mare like you could enjoy watching.
>Maybe even getting in on it.
>Picking up your step a bit, Stormy floats around overhead, looking around actively.
>It's not long before you pass Shining on his way back, armour and spear at the ready.
>"The river's not too far from here, but you should hurry, it's going to get dark soon."
"Your teacher still out there?"
>"Mhm, she agreed to watch out for me, since she needed a cleaning too."
"After that fight, I agree."
>"Don't get lost," he says as parting words, before heading back in the direction of camp.
>Snorting, you continue on.
>After all, real mare's don't get lost.
>Twenty minutes later and you're still repeating this to yourself as Luna's moon is starting to rise.
>However, Stormy lets out a call, pointing ahead.
>And lo and behold, there's the river, and a small lantern's glow as well.
>A silouhette stands in the water, tall and minotaurian, Anna's partner, likely.
>Stormy lands next to you, and the two of you approach rather slowly.
>The moon comes into view behind them, wreathing their body in a silver glow.
>You can't help but find yourself looking over her body, free from armour.

>>28179586


>Strong shoulders, flat teats, unaroused penis dangling from their waist...
>That's a penis.
>A penis that shines with a halo of silver.
>Your back half starts winking, and you're pretty sure Stormy is feeling the same.
>Looking at her, she's looking back, and the two of you nod.
>Turning back, you both head back for camp.
>You may not be sleeping well tonight.
"I wonder if Brass knows?" you ask, well away from the river.
>"We should let her know tomorrow."
"Really though, I can't believe Anna would make a colt fight a hydra."
>"And the wolves, and even the Thunderlung from her story," Stormy adds, "We have to stop him from fighting, I think, make Anna realize she can't push him around anymore."
>Nodding, the two of you head to your respective tents when you reach camp.
~~~

>>28179529
No the deluxe models only come in modern purple and old fashioned white.

>>28179596

And that's it for this update.
We're at about the middle of the story now, probably a bit before that.
Anyways, pastebin updated soon and all feedback accepted.

>>28179517
I hope Maple Cakes doesn't give up.
She deserves adorable happiness.

File: Octavia.png (257KB, 933x2758px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 933x2758px

>>28176593

>>28179632
Does she make pancakes with maple syrup? Does she run a breakfast restaurant? Anon better like pancakes.

>>28179596
>"We have to stop him from fighting, I think, make Anna realize she can't push him around anymore."
>Stop Anon, one of their best fighters, from fighting
Silly ponies are going to get someone killed if this keeps going, reducing the group's combat capacity in such a dangerous place.

>>28179115

I'd read the hell out of this.

>>28179517
Daww

You know what you must do, Maple Cakes. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>28179596
wait what
what kind of logic is this

if anything the stories should indicate hes a skilled fighter

thats really retarded

>>28179807
Just because he can doesn't mean he should.
Sure, colts CAN work construction, or blacksmithing, but that doesn't mean they SHOULD be doing such dangerous work.

>>28179705
She owned a waffle/pancake restaurant back in Manehatten, but came to Ponyville once she learned about the lack of maple syrup trade there. Sometimes she spills her syrup and is sticky until she can get home and wash up.

>>28179517
>The moment is gone
Anon triggers false soul mate reactions.
That, or he steals their only soulmate reaction, so they will never find their true love.

>>28179705
Anon prefers waffles. He has mastered the art of buttering them evenly while leaving enough room in each pocket for the right amount of syrup.

File: 968456__safe_solo_clothes_artist+needed_hat_carrot+top_golden+harvest_table_milk_jacket.png (17KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 1280x1024px

>>28179705
She's a real, sticky, syrup-blooded Caneighdian.

>>28180053
Triggering false soul mate reactions would lead to much shenanigans. I'd read that story.

>>28180053
>Anon is just the perfect husbando and thus the best mach for anypony and everypony who meets him
>[HERDSHIT INTENSIFIES]

>>28180053
>That, or he steals their only soulmate reaction, so they will never find their true love.
>he has a legion of mares all attempting to get with him since theyre convinced hes their true love

>>28180097
>After accidentally creating a massive herd, Anon becomes Equestria's secret weapon
>Sent to defeat and tame villains who threaten the pony way of life
>After all, nopony would threaten somepony in the same herd, and Equestria is pretty much one herd at this point

>>28180147
So... does that make them like the changelings then? One big herd instead of one big hive?

>>28180053
Nah. Anon can't into magic, so he just can't recognize it. Th-they're soulmates for real. D-don't take this f-from me.

>>28180053
>Anon triggers false soul mate reactions.
Much like bananas and Geiger counters, Anon triggers false positives.

>>28180330
I imagine that would leave Anon feeling real fucking jaded after a while.

>>28180053
>>28180371
>>28180330

That would simultaneously be really interesting and really depressing.

DO IT. I want to see Anon accidentally deprive ponies of the chance to find their one true love.

>>28180423
No! What's wrong with you?

>>28180053
>Anon triggers false soul mate reactions.
You shit, this is your fault.

File: large.png (483KB, 583x827px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 583x827px

>>28180437

I'm in the mood for sad stories.

>>28180486
I'm in the mood to kick your shit in. I've never been more butthurt from a prompt in my life.

File: 1470570860163s.jpg (3KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x125px

>>28180486
Argggggg, Rum for life.

>>28180509

Why does it bother you that much? It's just fiction.

Does my little pony even have gentiles?
We can do blowjob yes?

File: 1463293631717.png (2MB, 1072x1296px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1072x1296px

>>28180530
Not him but,
>wanting to make ponies miserable and cry

File: 112841__safe_twilight+sparkle_jew_le+happy+merchant_antisemitism_jewnicorn_greedy+jew.jpg (125KB, 844x1000px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 844x1000px

>>28180541
>gentiles

>>28180541
Wait, all the ponies are jews?

>>28180549

There is always darkness before dawn, Anon.

>>28180423
Remember Rarity and Blueblood?
false soul mate.

>>28180530
No no no, don't try to talk me out of it. mlp is serious business. What's your address? Let's fight IRL.

Sorry, I guess. I don't know why, but that made me actually mad. I probably shouldn't have blown up on you like that.

File: 765399__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_messy+mane_wingding+eyes_heart+eyes_pocky_drool+string_artist-colon-moyamoya+kuroi.jpg (56KB, 900x814px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 900x814px

Ponies should have list in their eyes, not tears.

>>28180565
Celestia go to bed

>>28180530
The whole prompt is made unnecessarily tragic just for the purpose of being sad. Having Anon erase the ability of finding soulmates from any pony on sight has no positive outcomes other than ponies learning to date, which is more or less a downgrade than anything.

>>28180605

I'm a Princess I do what I want.

>>28180600
Is that a pocky?

>weeb Twilight when
>Preferably less "this is just like my japaneighs anime" and more "Twilight won't stop bothering Anon until he watches her obscure anime with her"

Good job today btw, guys. This thread has been a veritable goldmine of idea, so far.

>>28180632
Yeah, it's been fun.

Are there any stories with r63 characters like braeburn?

>>28179450
>I'll be taking this idea somehow
Yes please.

Also that's interesting to know. Would feel kind of weird not using psionic troops until they're fully trained. Can you still deploy them when they're essentially 'half baked'? Partway through their training?

>>28180662
Unless r63 Braeburn already has a name, I declare her to be "Red Delicious". Her cunt lips are extra plump and she dribbles extra-sweet juices. She feels like a stud (mare-stud?) when Anon constantly comes to her so that he can eat her out.

>>28180671
You can, but they don't have all their psionic abilities available to them if you do so
After missions they can get back into the tube and keep going, but only if they're uninjured

>>28178157
Okay, I think I finally found what feel I'm supposed to have with this.

>>28181261
Okay. What is it?

>>28180632
>twilight is surprised when anon calls It "entry level shit."

>>28181280
Hope that Rachel learns to stop worrying and love the pone.

>>28181474
>Ends with footage of HMD induced maregasms and soup-tsunami as "We'll Meet Again" plays

File: tumblr_o0a5ah3GQD1tnj6rvo1_500.gif (476KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 500x281px

>>28181521
>soup-tsunami

>>28181565
>a tsoupnami

File: 1466976986421.png (21KB, 263x200px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 263x200px

>>28179548
His website says literally every major policy he has
Please educate yourself before shitposting

File: 314863__solo_clothes_solo+female_suggestive_plot_rule+63_stockings_30+minute+art+challenge_braeburn_garter+belt.jpg (134KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 800x800px

>>28180766

>>28181771
>What is: Joke

File: God amongs ANTS.jpg (876KB, 1280x4184px) Image search: [Google]

876KB, 1280x4184px

>>28179548
A GOD IN MAN DISGUISE

File: little-debbie-frosted-donuts.jpg (64KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 500x500px

>>28182048
OF COURSE
WHY WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN EVERY DAY IS PONUT CENTRAL

File: RARITY ASSHOLES.png (328KB, 400x619px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 400x619px

>>28182075

I need a good, cute name for a paranormal investigator mare and I'm drawing a blank at 5AM
Assistance?

>>28182176
Spooky Searcher
Ghostly Glimpser

>>28182176
Spirit Scryer
Spook
Greater Truth
Hidden World
Other Life

>>28182176
What's her personality?

Slime Trail would be a nice throwback.
Wraith bait if she's a joke
Seized spook maybe if she's a cocky character.
>"Name says it all, seized spook."

just find words related to and around ghosts and you'll find a good name.

>>28182200
She's a character that likes to overestimate her own abilities and ends up getting herself into trouble because of it
She's also not taken very seriously because
>paranormal investigator

Wraith Bait is cute

>>28182220
So she's a Ghost Provoker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDEK39v2-UI

>>28182239
No, she's just overenthusiastic about her job, she's also the only poner that she knows of that cares about it. She'll probably become the main character of the green I'm writing at some point

>>28179453
Too real man, too real.

>>28179517
FUCKING ADORING FAN! I KILL THAT LITTLE SHIT EVERY CHANCE I GET!

>>28177732
What the fuck is this? I'm so confused, LaP. I've never felt anything but love for your stories until whatever this is.

File: HI ANON.png (396KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]

396KB, 600x900px

>>28182176
Dick Butte
Starry Tree
Countess Kelly Tonne
Tiki Lilly
August Derleth
Rye Layer

>>28180766
Braeburn is already called Braeburn though.

>>28180632
>Anon is the only one who can outweeb Twilight and her anime club
>The anime club has made it their mission to get at Anon's precious anime collection, which he has refused to share with them on the grounds of "You have shit taste"
>He will not even let them see the boxes until they show a good anime at one of the club meetings
>One mare tried breaking in to his house to watch them without Anon's permission
>She is still undergoing reconstructive magic on her eyes, which have been burnt out by the sudden unprecedented quality of what she saw
>Sort of like seeing the inside of Ark of the Covenant, but less dying.
>The mares are now trying to train by watching as much as they can and hope to prove their worthiness to the guardian of the forbidden alien anime

>>28178127
>literally everything she thinks about why first dates are important
This is why women are cancer

>>28180662
Gleaming Shield best r63

fite me

>>28179807
Ponies aren't the brightest, especially the military mares. its like a grunt in the military for humans, not that bright but does the job well.

>>28180193
Yes?

>>28180587
Nah, fuck that guy.
>>28180608
This!

>>28182176
Ouiji Freebie
Boast Toast
Risky Piskie
Foxy Molder
Daring Skully
Wannabe Leaf

>>28182375
>"Heads up, colts, I'll just take a visit to the little colt's room."
>Your bro, Shining rises from his pillow.
>The rest of the guys and you nod in acknowledgment.
>Now, where were you?
>Right, comparing the horn sizes of the Canterlot locals.
>You still think that Fleur has a decent sized horn--
>"AAAAAAAANOOOOOOON!"
>You didn't know the Canterlot voice could be transmitted through marriage.
>That or it could be just Shining's complaining about something again.
>So much for a relaxing free time for the guys.
>It's probably nothing.
>"Anon! It's horrible! Please come up!"
>What the hell?
>And what's with that weird ass voice?
"Alright, alright! I'll be there in a moment."
>You nod to the rest of the guys and rush to the bathroom.
>As you walk the corridors, you hear Shining's wails echo.
>Christ, colt.
>Did it burn or something?
>After speedwalking for several millennia, you reach the male's bathroom.
"Hey, Shining, buddy. You alright there?"
>You knock on the door and let yourself in.
"I'm coming in."
>Wow, Shining must have lost some weight.
>And gotten a whole lot shorter.
>"I can hear you, you know."
>Whatever, tiny stallion.
>"Y-You're an expert on weird things. Right, Anon? C-Can you tell me why I'm not a stallion anymore?"
>Shining walks around in a circle.
>You shrug.
"Look, I don't know what happened. Maybe you used some kind of extra-marely soap when you washed your hooves."
>A high-pitched noise comes from Shining.
>"Anon! What do I tell my wife!? Will she even love me the same?"
>You hug the female Shining.
"It's okay, dude. I'll help you tell her, and it'll all be fine."
>Shining sniffs.
>"Y-You sure?"
>You nod and rub his back.
"Of course, Shining. I'll be there."
>Shining smiles a bit.
"One last thing, Shining. I hope you don't mind what I'll do."
>"W-What are you gonna do?"
>You give Shining's horn a good lick and suck the tip.
>She squirms and moans in your hug.
"Huh. Vanilla."

>>28182311
forbidden anime guardian Anon sounds cool.

>>28180079
Maple syrup is actually pretty damn expensive, so it isn't exactly a regular fixture in most Canadian homes.

To be produced, the weather has to have a lot of freezing and thawing during the early spring. This isn't exactly reliable or guaranteed, so there's a strategic stock of maple syrup kept in warehouses somewhere to help keep the price steady. Some people are lucky enough to have families on farms that grow a lot of maple syrup so they get it for basically free.

Not to mention just how much damn SAP you need to boil down to get a little bit of syrup.

It's got a lot of great flavour, though, so you don't need much of it.

File: 186573__safe_rule+63_shining+armor_transformation_surprised_mirror_gleaming+shield_artist-colon-reikomuffin_ask+female+shining+armor.png (461KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 1000x1000px

>>28182529
Oh noo.

>>28179807
The thirst (for cock) is real. White knights are fucking parched.

File: sadface.png (348KB, 488x418px)

348KB, 488x418px

>>28182529
body tf a shit
wtf mare
wtf are you thinkgen

>>28182614
Nice pun.

>>28182575
It's a luxury, that's for sure. 1 litre is like $20.

>>28182529
>Reversed Gender Reversed Gender Roles Equestria
You have been doing a good job of it so far.
Keep going.
Please let this be one of those rare good TF stories

File: sad anime girl.png (156KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 500x281px

>>28182621
O-Ok, sis. I-I'll stop now. I'll hang up my short skirt and thigh highs and leave now.

>>28182631
It's a one-off thing. I can't write horsewords without having to get burnt out after a few hundred lines.

>>28182646
its not your fault TF is shit.

>>28182646
just TINK
what happen if you become stallione?
yuou cant short skirt anymore
what do?
TRAGEDY

>>28182657
>>TINK
>Ponies think Anon is a fairy
>A giant fairy maybe, since he's taller than they'd have expected a fairy to be
>Any attempts to convince them otherwise is rebuffed as him trying to hide his fairy nature
>Fairys are naturally shy creatures, after all.
>No surprise that he'd try to make up some story to remain hidden.
>But ponies are too clever for such trickery
>If he's not a fairy, why does he look like the pictures they have of fairies in that book?
>At least they've given up on trying to get him to grant them wishes by locking him up
>He's still sticking around the purple one who put a stop to that just to be on the safe side, though.

>>28182654
Is not his fault you get so pissy about tf.

>>28182686
Who is being pissy? Its just a fact.

>>28182693
>it's just an opinion
ftfy

File: 438515__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_bedroom+eyes_bed_book_love+heart_blanket_bedroom_beautiful.png (331KB, 896x795px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 896x795px

Heart eyes in your bed.

File: waifu princess.jpg (89KB, 550x840px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 550x840px

>>28182676
But Durnk, he IS a fairy!

>>28182621
fegget

>>28182529
is gud rite moar

>>28182766
The fairy of autism

>>28182813
magical_realm.jpg

>>28182304
Writefags get really offended when you ask them to give you a link to their pastebin story. Or any indication of what they're posting. Ever. There was a huge shitstorm that happened because one anon asked "so what story is this anyway"

>>28182311
>>Braeburn is already called Braeburn though.

>Dusk Shine
>Rainbow Blitz
>Bubble Berry
>Elusive
>Butterscotch

>>28182919
Really? I'd be more than happy giving a bin link to my stories to anyone asking what I'm updating, Maybe the shitstorm you mentioned was the one where an Anon asked which story LaP was posting and another Anon got pissed that Anon_1 wasn't able to remember what it was and Anons just arguing.

>>28182575
Maple Cakes owns a sugar shack way up north. Sometimes foals come over and she lets them do that thing where you pour the syrup onto the snow.

>>28182942
That's the one. One or two writefags got into it and acted like Anon_1 was asking them to move the moon and the stars for him.

>>28182932
Fuck that bullshit.
It's just silly to change someone's name just because you've switches out their genitals.
Twilight Sparkle with a cock-and-balls is still Twilight Sparkle.
Also FUCK THAT EYEBROW SHIT PEOPLE DO, it's irritating to go looking for some rule 63 Dash and find ugly thick bushy lightning bolt eyebrows ruining the pic.
>>28182919
Pastebin links and title when you're posting a story are always better to include if you have them.
It's the writer's job to make their stories readable, and that includes getting the formatting done.
You don't go expecting people to read a novel without paragraphs, punctuation, chapters, and page numbers.
We may not hold ourselves to publishing standards, but some formatting (Such as paragraphs, punctuation) is mandatory and extras like pastebin links, titles, and blowjobs are highly encouraged if applicable.
Proper spelling, use of greentext, capitalization, and other punctuation helps too.
Your readers might not thank you for it, but you won't have readers to start with if you don't use it.
Most readers should not even notice the formatting is there, it should just work without them paying attention to it.
You only notice this shit when it breaks, but boy do you notice it when it does.
TL;DR: Formatting matters.

File: jcchtctuh.png (316KB, 1152x648px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 1152x648px

>shortstack stallions

>>28183003
>Dorf pone

>>28183003
Coltlets.

>>28182998
>Pastebin links and title when you're posting a story are always better to include if you have them.
>It's the writer's job to make their stories readable, and that includes getting the formatting done.

Thank you Durnk, it's nice to hear someone say that.

>>28183003
So, which mare's have a midget fetish?

>>28183003
>>28183009
>Dorfpone goes to party
>Party lasts 3 months

>>28183009
Special pone for diggy holing

>>28183003
>Game of Thrones pone when

>>28183003
>>28183009
>>28183032
A good pony mod for Dwarf Fortress would make me cum in my pants.

>>28182998
>>28183016
Or you could do what I do and just try to pump out green and hope it'll come out okay without really worrying too much about it.
We're here to read/write about ponies and have a good time, after all.

>>28183040
That would be a waste of semen, you put that cum in a pony NOW.

>>28182248
Name her Goose Bumps.

>>28182575
>can't even syrup in syrup land

Wait, what? Canadians can't afford syrup? Are you guys Russia now? WTF socialism.

File: 1391866677017.jpg (48KB, 600x600px)

48KB, 600x600px

>>28183109
>"Anonymous gets ten points."

>>28183109
>You are Anon, and it's been a LONG and HARD unf however-long you've been here.
>You've decided to relieve some of your tension via furious masturbation.
>Ponies, man.
>Ponies always asking if you need any help.
>Ponies in your bed snuggling up with you when you wake up.
>Ponies who get sad when you tell them that you aren't in a herd.
>What's a herd!?
>You've tried asking, but all you get is a leg nuzzle and a sad shake of the head.
>That's actually when you started waking up to various mares (and the occasional stallion, but those are rare) under your blankets and with their head on your pillow.
>"Anon!"
>This morning, it's Twilight Sparkle.
>She's a sweet mare, if a little bit anal about the rules.
>Like that friend in school who always got upset when you did something bad because they didn't want to have to tell on you.
>Twilight wriggles around under your covers, kicking the blankets off with her hooves.
>Your mattress is special-made by the Princesses themselves (as a thank-you for sharing a few human ideas with them), and is very soft.
>Stuffed-crust pizza and your mother's recipe for angel food cake, if you're curious.

>>28183146
>Twilight struggles to gain footing on your bed, but the mattress is too soft; her hooves sink right in.
>She looks pretty upset, so you do her a favour and pick her up.
>After covering yourself up, of course.
>Twilight, aloft in your lap, doesn't look happy with you.
>"That's a waste of semen, Anon!"
>She pokes you in the chest with a hoof and her snootle gets all scrunchie.
>"You put that cum in a pony RIGHT NOW."
>Twilight crosses her arms and, muzzle still scrunched, closes her eyes.
>Her pose is that of a person who is convinced that they've won an argument with you.
>.....
"Okay."
>You grab Twilight by the armpits and lift her up.
>Twilight blinks in surprise, finally opening her eyes.
>"Wh-what?"
"Done deal."
>The conga line of ponies waking up in your bed has stopped.
>Nowadays, Twilight's the only one who sleeps in your bed.
>But recently, some of her friends have taken to sleeping in your bed with you and Twilight...

>>28183050
>pump and hope it comes out OK

Story of my life Durnk

>>28183133
No Canadian worth his salt is deterred by the prices. Anyone who tells you different is probably a dirty Québécois.

>>28183166
>Quebec
ew, it's like the Mexico of Canada.

>>28183197
If Mexicans only spoke bastardized Spanish mixed in with barely-recognizable English, then yes; that is exactly true.

>>28183166
>>28183197
>>28183208
Is Quebec that bad? I've heard things about it like refusal of service if you dont say it in French.
Can any Canadianbro chime in?

>>28183232
Canadianbro here.

Part of it is good-natured ribbing, and part of it is legit "man, FUCK Quebec."

>>28183146
I can see the stuffed crust and angel food cake being reward worthy.

>>28183150
oh my

>>28180330
>>Anon triggers false soul mate reactions.
>Much like bananas and Geiger counters, Anon triggers false positives.

Bananas, and everything else, is already actually radioactive. It's just not radioactive to a very high degree. Background radiation. It's not killing you fast enough to worry about. >>28182919
>Writefags get really offended when you ask them to give you a link to their pastebin story. Or any indication of what they're posting. Ever. There was a huge shitstorm that happened because one anon asked "so what story is this anyway"

Annoyance at how badly some writefags do their formatting is what motivated me to start writefagging. Work and classes have kept me pretty busy for the last few months, though.

File: 1459215876903.png (597KB, 1915x1603px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 1915x1603px

>>28182144

File: b24c4354-6af1-4c8a-a959-dcbb76c96148.jpg (69KB, 639x483px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 639x483px

>>28183003
You know, I've always wanted to see a genderflipped version of that music video. Something with some colts going around singing about how every mare they see is unworthy of being dated for the most mundane, banal reasons.

I wonder how people would take it. Could they handle the equality?

>>28183440
Would Rarity enjoy butt stuff?

>>28183449
shes more of a vaginal girl

>>28183003
>>28183035
Is he the pone-god of teats and wine?

>>28183449
A s long as she gets a cream filling daily, I don't think it matters where she gets it.

>>28183133
>>can't even syrup in syrup land

>Wait, what? Canadians can't afford syrup? Are you guys Russia now? WTF socialism.

It has nothing to do with socialism. The price control keeps the price lower. Otherwise you'd have some years where a bottle of syrup would be hideously expensive. It's a way of easing the uncertainty of inconsistent growing seasons, kind of like how farmers grow more than one kind of crop to make sure that there are more consistent yields from year to year.

Blame the weather's effect on production from year to year, not a moderately regulated market.

You need to have at least some controls in place, otherwise you'd still be eating lead as a sweetener in your food. It's toxic, but it's cheap.

>>28183243
Another Canadianbro here. The only home grown terrorists from Canada came from Quebec. The FLQ. They kidnapped a Canadian and a British politician and killed the Canadian one while keeping the British one hostage.

The last time I read up on Canada based terrorism was before we started importing this bunch of people from warzones, so that might have changed.

Is it just me or has everyone else noticed that in-cannon Rarity's fashion rules spell C.U.M.?

am i just going smut insane?

>>28183560
Yes Anon you are, it's alright we are all mad here.

Speaking of madness, saw some shit post thread about Aerys Targarean being in Equestria to take over or something and all I can imagine is the princesses treating him like a special needs kid or a small child while he rages. It's a funny thought.

Man come to think of it, the game of thrones world would be on a heel turn in Rgre due to the role reversal

Now I want to see something like noble houses in Equestria mixed with breeding bloodlines that have cool traits, like fire resistance, bonus to growing plants or animal magnetism

>>28183592
Or massive, virile dicks like the Von'Shafts.

>>28183592
Thread carefully.

>>28183440
>Rarity gets off watching Anon eat mini powdered doughnuts

>>28183448
It would get banned from Youtube. Then the producers, writers, all the men (not the women) who acted in it or were involved would be doxed and get death threats. Then the news would pick it up and Obama would give some bullshit say-nothing speech about how offensive it is.

File: Venus, best filly and best pink princess.jpg (237KB, 900x947px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 900x947px

I am accepting suggestions for oneshot side stories for Anon, Luna, Venus ect...

>>28183592
>this week on "A Game of Pones"

>dire timberwolves found near Applefell
>the cmc all get their own

>Blueblood cripples Applebloom after she sees him banging Celestia

>Tyrone Lannister's herd is now in the triple digits

>Twilight Targarean raises a dragon for the first time since the fall, after her brother sells her into an arranged marriage, with a Savage King

>>28183699
A heavily pregnant Luna, Venus and Anon out for a picnic next to the ocean.

>>28183603
Or thick meaty drapes like the Plushtons

Maybe something else that is not as lewd, though I wonder if it should be super obvious in their names like the Tuft Beards or the Downy Wingso

>>28183702
This is silly, also very odd to consider, what was that thing where Equestria wad divided? Could do something like that but not as grim

>>28183699
Venus and the new baby playing together and Venus learns that it's hard to look after a foal due to crazy baby shenanigans

I am a spider.

>>28183699
Shortly after the birth of Luna and Anon's foal, Chrysalis sneaks into his house disguised as Luna begging Anon to put another baby in her.

Venus does not stop this, despite knowing it is not Luna, because "you can fuck my dad any time"

Luna may or may not pop in halfway through, and may or may not be upset. maybe she arranged it as part of peace negotiations with the changelings

File: 14464604375600.jpg (41KB, 604x261px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 604x261px

>>28183133
>Are you guys Russia now?
Russia can afford its thing, thankyouverymuch

>Anon can't into pony biology
>Doesn't know what characteristics ponies consider attractive and what characteristics make a pony ugly
>Somehow gets into a discussion with his mare friends about this
>Flitter is outraged when Anon notes that Cloud Chaser has more soft, downy feathers than she does
>Almost makes Rarity cry when he points out that the spiral on her horn is counter-clockwise versus Twilight's clockwise spiral
>Rainbow Dash won't leave Anon alone until he takes a ruler to her wings and measures them down to the millimeter
>Anon accidentally does the pony equivalent of telling them they have small dicks

File: 1394080934812.png (160KB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1124x1024px

>>28183968
Oh no, this has to be rectified. With cuddling.

>>28183968
Anon has trouble recognizing emotions and drawing conclusions.

>>28184028
I think it's more like Anon can't figure out the pattern in the bizarre things that set ponies off.

>Horn-spiral direction
>Quantity of different types of feathers
>Rough vs smooth hoof tips/edges
>Position of cutie mark relative to the exact center of their thigh
>How large the muscles where the wing meets the body is
>Chest tuft

>>28183641
>Be Rarity
>You're in the passenger car on the train to Ponyvile from Canterlot
>You asked Anon to babysit Sweerie Belle last night whilst you checked up on your shop in Canterlot
>It's currently 2:00 AM
>You said you would be back by midnight, but you intentionally delayed yourself, so as to make sure he would still be there in the morning
>As well as grabbing a pack of those miniature powdered doughnuts
>Not for yourself mind, you didn't really care for them
>You were going to get these for Anon
>You didn't know why, but they reminded you quite a bit of your posterior
>And the first time he ate one(in Canterlot, you, Anon, and your firends were bringing him along to meet the princesses) you haven't the faintest idea why, but...
>It looked almost as if he was rimming your anus
>and the thought of that seemed to... stir something in you...
>you weren't a prude by any standard, but you never really branched out, as it were
>and constant work most days meant there wasn't much time for you to have a coltfriend or explore your more... carnal desires
>But this, [i]this[/i] seemed to drive you wild!
>Imagining Anon, his face buried in your flanks, toying with your rim with those odd hoof appendages of his, his tongue sliding into the hole
>Oh, you couldn't wait for tomorrow morning!


>also, something something rgre

Should I continue? Admittedly not very RGRE, but for what ever reason I couldn't help but write

>>28184144
A few of those things I could agree wirh, the horn spiral and the exact center of the cutie mark, but the chest tuft feels rather obvious you know?

>>28184158
Yeah, I know. I was racking my brain for things that ponies had that could have weird social connotations. But you get what I'm saying: non-standard physical characteristics having equally non-standard significance to them; eg Anon would expect bigger flight muscles to be more attractive, but it's the other way around.

>>28184156
Keep going, faggot. If you get desperate for RGRE-ness, just throw in some lines about Rarity expecting Anon to be doing stereotypical housewife things.

File: 1391108037495.png (247KB, 1042x1137px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1042x1137px

>>28183992
>"Thank you, breeder boy."

>>28184209
>"Thank you, cock-host."