How do you keep nosy ponies from sniffing you?

>>28176135
>*sniff sniff*
>*violent snort*

Ball peen hammer.

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>>28176135
>bombing raids

>>28176135
Fart when they try. Eventually word gets around.

>>28176135
Wait for the pony to get close then rip a nasty fart.

>>28176135
i throw my peanuts at them

>>28176153
>>28176157
>fartfags
kys

>>28176135
>not wanting a curious pony to sniff you

>>28176176

Hey, OP asked, and the method is effective, if disgusting.

>>28176190
This. I imagine just sitting in a field and suddenly feeling a nose press against my neck and the soft sniffles that send shivers up your spine.

>>28176135
You boop the snoot and keep your finger there, the intensified scrunching will make the pone implode

>>28176135
>Every couple of days or so, a pony will sneak up on you to get a sniff.
>You can always hear them as they try to tip-toe towards you, but you act as if you can't.
>There's always a halt in their hoof steps that precedes a short huff, followed by a singular, tentative step.
>Then more sniffing.
>It always starts at your waist, then from there it usually moves upwards, then up and down your arms.
>Once they get there, that's when you can feel their breaths on your skin.
>Most of the time, they spend about ten, maybe fifteen, seconds sniffing you before tip-toeing back and going with their day, both of you pretending as though nothing had happened.
>But sometimes, sometimes they would get brave and stick around for a little longer.
>Their sniffing got louder, and more aggressive, and they'd try to sniff your leg, and maybe even your neck.
>The sniffing always tickled your sensitive neck.
>It took some restraint to not flinch when this happened.
>You never wanted the ponies to know that you enjoyed this, so whenever it got too obvious, you'd call them out.
"Twilight, what are you doing?"
>"Oh, uh, me? Nothing, why do you ask?"
"Were you just sniffing me?"
>"What? Me! No! Why would I do that?"
>Her eyes shoot side to side, a nervous smile on her face.
"Whatever."
>"Hehe. I'll see you later then, right?"
"Uh huh."
>As soon as your back was to her, you heard a couple sniffs on your backside, followed by a huff then hoof steps trotting away.
>Still, there was one even rarer occasion that you loved.
>Two, maybe three ponies would try to get a whiff.
>Three wasn't any rarer than two, surprisingly, but four almost never happened.
>It seems that once two start sniffing you, a third felt comfortable to sneak over and join in, but four was just too risky for them.
>There would be a cacophony of nostrils smelling you, tickling your skin, and brushing your hair.
>The clustered ponies would eventually nudge one into your view, and once that happened, the jig was up.

>>28176242
real subtle James, real subtle

>>28176272
topkek

>>28176294

>You think it's merely ponies being curious about you.
>One night you're at a bar.
>Getting comfortably numb.
>You find yourself telling some random stallion about the sniffing.
>You are surprised when he laughs.
>"Well, I suppose it could just be curiosity among the younger fillies."
>"But when a mature mare sniffs at you, she's trying to determine whether or not you're down for a good time, if you know what I mean."
>Leering, he tosses a broad wink to you while nudging your side with one elbow.
>Laughing, he returns to his beer, as you stare into yours, wondering what you should do with this new knowledge.

>>28176294
kek

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>>28176444

Trips demand further exploration...

>The next day, you're crouching in your garden, pulling up weeds.
>Cant have that stuff messing with your heirloom tomatoes.
>You pause in pulling up the scraggly-looking plants to wipe the sweat from your brow, and you become conscious of a cream-colored Pegasus landing quietly behind you.
>You pick up your lemonade and take a sip, trying to ignore her.
>She quietly creeps closer to you.
>The stallion's words from last night echo in your head.
oh, please don't tell me she's going to...
>You feel the familiar puffs of air against the back of your neck as she stretches out her neck to sniff at you.
>"...she's trying to determine whether or not you're down for a good time, if you know what I mean..."
oh shit. Not now boner.
>There's only one thing to do.
>Steeling yourself to ignore her, and your own reaction, you pointedly take another pull at your lemonade.
>This approach only seems to embolden her.
>She steps closer and sniffs some more.
alright, enough is enough.
>You stand up and turn around, determined to tell this mare off for what you are now firmly convinced are her unwanted advances.
>This has the unintended effect of pointing your tenting shorts directly at her snooter.
>Her eyes widen.
"Now listen, you-"
>Your protest dies in your throat as the Pegasus mare sticks her nose into your crotch and takes a really deep sniff.
>You have reached full mast.
>After inhaling your sweaty bouquet, the mare looks up at you with dreamy, half-lidded eyes.
oh heck...

>>28176176
>>28176295
>"Do something to make pony not want to sniff you"
>*does something to make a pony not want to sniff you*
>"lol ew gross u fag"

>pone buries muzzle in your crotch to get an innocent sniff
>grab her head and start grinding your bulge over her face
>you don't stop until you need a new pair of pants and she needs a new face

>>28176135
>boop
or
>rape

>>28177081
>ponies liking the smell of Anon's crotch
>implied impending cock/ball-worship
M-muh fetish

>>28177081
Not samefag, here.

>You take a step back, but Blossomforth matches you with a forward step of her own.
>You snag one of your heels on a gardening tool you were using, and you sprawl out on your back.
>Blossomforth rushes forward and sticks her nose in your crotch again.
>You had decided not to wear underwear today, meaning that the mare had a very easy time burying her muzzle right where your cock and balls met - where the smell was the strongest.
>You can feel her breathing grow heavier as she takes in your sweaty musk.
>Every so often, you can feel something warm and soft brush up against your sack through your shorts.
>It takes you only a few swipes of this mysterious thing for you to realize that she's licking your sack as best she can with all that cloth in the way.

>>28176135
stop getting an erection
horses can smell boners

>>28177081
This fucking thread is god-tier.

>>28177247
Do horses like the smell of boners?

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>>28176143
so cuuuuuuuuuute *die*

>>28177177
Bump for cutelewd.

>>28176135
Can of pepper spray.
Not one has ever come back.

>>28176135
You don't.

>>28177177
I've reached half-mast, continue my friend!

bump at the ten

>>28180215

>implying more original content will happen
>implying porn will happen
Shit. Just let it die.

>>28176135
Stop showering. If they persist, continue showering.

>>28176294
>If you ignore them long enough, they start to lip you.
>They'll nab a small piece of your clothing.
>Then a little more
>Until eventually they have a good portion in their mouths
>Then they pull.
>The shirt snaps back into place.
>Since nothing actually rips, its hard to care
>Until
"YOW."
>They get too confident and try to take a huge bite.
>Right into your skin.
>It's like a really hard pinch.
>They scatter off as you rub the spot.
"Geeze do they have to bite?"
>Eventually you get over it and go about your business.
>...
>*sniff*

>>28176135

Punch them in the Snoot to assert your dominance.

>>28176263
>you turn to look at the source of the sensations, only for it to jump away
>to your surprise, it was a small colorful pony standing a few yards away
>close enough to observe but far enough to feel safe, she looks at you
>you look back
>after sometime you slowly extend an arm and motion for her to come closer
>she's looking at you more intently
>so much so she looks like she'll creep forward to have a closer look
>maybe she'll even come back for another sniff
>instead she looks in multiple directions, turns 180 degrees, and trots away
>it seems as though she won't have anymore of it
>until you notice she's looking at you again

it would be fun to have a pony that's both cautious and curious to slowly warm up to you

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>>28177081
>>28177177

>minor smelling fetish
>can never indulge because fartfags and footfags lurking everywhere
This has been a nice little thread

My name Cancer

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I want Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara to curiously sniff my genitals.

>>28181212
Vile pedophile. You're sick.

Seriously boy, go in the light and get some sun! Your projections on this cartoon are horrible

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>>28176135

>ponies tell the difference between a man and a fag by the smell of their target's testicles
>the stankier your balls, the more attractive you are

yes

>>28176135
You have to know them
https://youtu.be/PuGuZ9JyEz4

>>28176135
Moooooorw oh my god please brehs

do the 'got your nose trick' your finger manipulation skills will make them (and their lack of ability to actually see their nose) will literally blow their minds until they run around in circles panicking and crying for their nose back.

I would sniff them back. if she were a pegasus mare, i would sniff her wings.

>>28177081
Moar?

>>28182117
But your thumb isn't the same color as their fur.

>>28182511

Point. You'll need to carry a selection of Sharpies in your pocket.

>>28176135
http://www.fragrantica.com/board/viewtopic.php?id=76966

>>28176135
Luckily, I carry around my handy dandy "Keep away" water spray bottle for when cartoon horses are acting frisky.

Wait till they get close and tackle them and then sniff them extremely loudly while shouting HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!

>>28176135
Douse pants in chloroform.

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Sneezing powder.

>>28181711
Fascinating

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Boops.

>>28177588
very much so, it can get them to start winking

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>>28183332
This is relevant to my interests.

>>28176135
Bapp pone snoot! >:^)

sniff

>>28181711
This guy really knows his horses
https://youtu.be/vNdDZC3_0R0

>>28176135
I don't. Let them sniff me until they get bored of it.