Greetings from a 6 year old girl's birthday party!

>>28162637
That looks fun.

>>28162637
What did you get her?

>>28162637
when does the stripper arrive?

>>28162667
Who says she's not the stripper

>>28162667
I think the birthday girl's mom is the stripper

>>28162698
I almost "went there", but I chose to take the higher road

>>28162698
>>28162704
why not both?

>>28162637
Shouldn't you be doing magic tricks instead of taking pics of party favors and fucking around on 4chin?
Get back to work you fucking slacker

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>6 years
>she was born when this show started

>>28162704
>you will never fuck her mom in the bounce house after everyone has left
>you will never watch them tiddies soar into the sky and come back down

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For those of you who are wondering the six-year-old girl is my niece, and her mom is obviously my sister.

>tfw you will never have kids because your SO is sterile and doesn't want children anyway

>>28162919
Just kidnap one mate.

>>28162919
>be gay, nobody will know you're sterile

>>28162919
Maybe some day medical science will advance far enough that you and your hand can be parents

>>28162919
>tfw you will never have kids because your SO is sterile and doesn't want children anyway
I have the opposite problem, I don't want kids but grills ALWAYS do. Broke up with 3 girls over this.

>>28163444
Have you tried human women?

>>28162637
Greet your niece from me, Anon.

>>28163444
See, that's what I heard and assumed growing up, so I was preparing myself to have children, and fuck, I really do enjoy kids. But then I got involved with this transgendered female, and even though she's got the equipment to get pregnant, she just doesn't see the appeal. Fate has been cruel and order unkind.

>>28162637
So you are the guy with the candy.

>>28163556
and the van

>>28163539
>>28163444
You two should crisscross.

>>28162919
Adopt a kid m8.