Rainbow Dash just waved at you >Wat do

>>28156600
I thought that was a heart shaped cleavage window for a second.

>>28156600
Wave back, of course.

>>28156600
Run from the lunatic and obsessive dyke

>>28156618
Kek

I always believed that RD would be the wildest fangirl of the M6 (or Rararara)

>>28156600
hyhgtfeef

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>>28156600
y-you too

>>28156600
Make sure to look around before waving back

>>28156600
Post another "Wat do?" EqG thread on /mlp/

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>Awkwardly wave back
>Their response

>>28156600
>wave back
>realize she is waving to someone behind me
>go home
>kill self

>>28156600
OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLUE

>>28157102
"OH FUCK, WHY AM I GREEN!?"

>>28157181
WHY DO I HAVE A QUESTION MARK INSTEAD OF EYES?

>>28156846
TRIGGERED

>>28157197
>>28157181
>>28157102
Anon’s existential crisis when?

>>28157211
I have them all the time.

>>28156600
Waive back.

>>28156846
Cute/10

>>28156600
>Cum inside

>>28156600
Yeah, hi, I see you, too.
Fuckin dyke, flailing around like a retard on fire.

beat the shit out of her and tell her to come back when she's a cute pony

>>28156618
same

>>28157420
Really makes you think

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>>28156846
>Dash fangirls over you
I NEED THIS GREEN

>>28156600
Start sweating and spill spaghetti all over the place, then run away as quickly as I can.

>>28156600
Give a confused wave back.

>>28156600
>raise eyebrow
>wave back
>get back doing what I was doing
>occasionally stare back, trying to get what the fuck did she want

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>>28158388
this is me IRL when a girl waves

>>28156600
ignore her

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>>28156600
>wave back
>smile
>turn around
>oh, she was waving to Fluttershy the whole time
>walk away and hope nobody noticed

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>>28158415

>>28156600
Go to the hospital because I probably just caught some STD

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>>28158415

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Give her the fucking D

>>28158686
fuckin summer

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>>28156600
Give her the bird.

To a pegasus that's a sex position.

>>28157221
It's ok Anon

>>28156846
I'd be incredibly confused and want to get out of there.

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>>28158415
>her group of friends are all giving you this look

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>>28156716
Yeah... Yeah this

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>>28160279
Fluttershy, the least threatening girl in school, is happy to be acknowledged by you. Why would that make you anxious?

>>28160450
>not getting anxious when some random stranger gets all excited over you

>>28160450
The shy ones are always the kinkiest

>>28160523
This too

>>28158691
Looks like her head is on backwards.

>>28156600

>28158703
(You)

>>28156846
HNNGGG

>>28156600
Continue taking a shit

>>28156600
>"HI ANON!"
>Rainbow Dash waved at you as you continued slouching to class.
>"Is that Anon?" you hear some of the other girls whispering.
>"ANON HEY!"
>You see Twilight and Applejack waving at you.
>You hide your face behind your notebook as you try your best not to be embaressed.
>"LOOK FLUTTERSHY, IT'S ANON. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"
>Pinkie Pie waves her arms in the air like she doesn't care, while Fluttershy shyly waves at you.
>You groan as you walk up the stairs and see Rarity and Sunset Shimmer whispering to one another.
>"Oh look, Its Mr Anonymous."
>"Hey there big boy."
>They both giggle as they flutter their fingers at you.
>You finally make it to your locker and open it to find hundreds of love letters crammed inside of it.
>"For fucks sake."
>Dozens of girls peek from behind their locker doors to see if you'll open theirs.
>You grab your textbook and sling your backpack over your shoulder.
>You walk past Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna.
>"Mr Anonymous."
>You grunt as they give you a coy smile.
>You strut into the men's bathroom and lock yourself in a stall.
>You can hear the chitter chatter of girls outside the men's room door.
>You pull out your cellphone and replay the video that got you so popular with the ladies in the first place.
>The video shows you in the shower singing a Boyz 4 Now single actually very well, dancing like Michael Jackson completely naked with your toned butt and abs and swinging penis.
>You can't believe your videos auto upload to Facebook, why would you ever do that?
>You face palm as you end the video and see the viewcount tally up to 1 Million views and see the top comment from "PartyPinkGirl5" "Wowzers! He can sing AND dance! Also nice penis!"
>You sigh, just another day in the life of Anon Clancy Mousse."

>>28162891
proceed

>>28160607
Nah, mate, you got it all wrong; those are the nerds.
The shy ones are a different story.

>>28156846
>Flutters jumps like that
>Her knees break in 5 different places

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>>28162891
Kek, i hope there's more of this.

>>28162891
>You reach into your backpack and pull out a pair of Groucho glasses. It's always worked in the cartoons, why not now?
>You get out of the stall and walk outside of the stall.
>"IS THAT ANON? LOOK!"
>All the girls gather around you, however immediately looked disappointed.
>"Oh, it just some random guy. Who cares?"
>They walk away in search of you, and you sigh a deep breath of relief.
>You turn around and step right into Derpy. You both fall onto your butts and your Groucho glasses came off.
>"Oh I'm so sorry mister, I actually broke your face."
>She reaches down and grabs them.
>"Here, It's right here....."
>Derpy drops the glasses on the school floor as she realizes she is staring right into your handsome green face with no hair blowing in the distance and sparkles shining as you smile.
>"A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...."
>You quickly grab the glasses and put them on your face and run off.
>"This is our secret okay?"
>She nods her head excitingly as you get up and run off to class.
>As you get up you swear you could feel dagger glaring at your butt, but enough about hindsight, it's time to high tail it to class.
>You get to Chemistry and slam the door.
>Several students look puzzingly at you, as well as Ms Cheerilee, the instructor.
>"Oh! You must be the Guest Speaker for today!"
>You look at the class and smile.
>"Uhhh, Yez! I am...Profeszor Heinreich von Blumenpantsen und I will be teaching you kinder students about ze magical vorld of..."
>You panic, you hadn't exactly thought this through.
>You see a student playing with gum, and a bee flying past the window.
>"Creating Gummy Bears?"
>The students sit high in their seats in excitement.
>"Ja, so vhat you will need is to take a ruler, a pair of scissors, und a large flask of hydrochloric acid..."
>You pull out all of your instructed tools as Ms Cheerilee happily watches you.
>The students pull out their tools, waiting on you.

>>28163175
>"Ja, so you take ze scissors and you dip them in ze acid."
>"IMPOSTER!"
>You drop your flask of hyrdochloric acid and it begins eating its way through the floor.
>You see a mostachioed man holding a briefcase and other important presentation things.
>Ms Cheerliee gets up from her chair with an eyebrow raised.
>"Who are you sir?"
>"I am Profeszor Heinreich von Blumenpantsen, and I came here today to teach these kinder students about how to make Jolly Ranchers.
>"BOOOOOOOOOOO." the class echoed.
>"Und dis imposter here is trying to sully my good namen!"
>You begin panicking, as it would seem the jig is up.
>"I'm no imposter!" You yell. "You're the imposter! Look your moustache comes right off!"
>You reach toward his moustache, and to your surprise it actually does come right off.
>"Scott Baio?"
>"Oh no! The jig is up for Scott Baio! Come Ulysess my loyal steed!" Suddenly a unicorn trots in and Scott Baio rides off in a cloud of rainbows.
>"Vell, anyway back to ze class." You start.
>"What a minute...I don't think I remember ever asking for a guest speaker for today's class."
>Ms Cheerilee stares at you.
>"In fact, I don't even remember teaching this class."
>She goes to her desk and takes her briefcase as she whistles out of the classroom.
>"Um...class dismissed?" You proclaim as the classroom erupts in joy.
>In the clamor your moustache falls off.
>Suddenly the classroom goes silent as all the girls begin prepping a sprint. Some were licking their lips, others shaking their rumps like cats ready to pounce. 8 foot Olga from Uzbekistan was slamming her beating club against her massive hand.
>"ITS ANON!!!!"
>"Good job, everyone gets an A, see ya!" You run out of the classroom and run towards the boys locker room.
>The day was only half way over.

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>>28163250
I'm confused

I mean I really like it so far, it's hilarious, but I'm damn confused

>>28163250
>You slam the door behind the many hands trying to grope you.
>"THIS IS THE MENS LOCKER ROOM, ONLY. MEN. ALLOWED."
>You slam the door and take a deep sigh of relief. Finally some peace and quiet.
>Suddenly a hand slams right next your face.
>"So, Mr Hot Shot Anonymous thinks he's a superstar?"
>You groan, it's Flash Sentry, the local jock.
>"You know, girls used to clamor around me before your little stunt you pulled."
>He backs up as Shining Armour and Normal Norman flank him.
>"Now it's all, Anon this, Anon that. Wow! Look at Anons butt!"
>Shining Armor cracks his knuckles.
>"You know my sister never used to watch that sort of stuff. Now everytime I walk by her room I can hear her shouting your name. It's disgusting Anon!"
>"I'm Normal Norman! How am I supposed to compete with Dancing Anon?"
>"G-guys, it was a mistake."
>"No! You're the mistake."
>Flash begins snapping his fingers, Shining Armour and Normal Norman follow suit.
>"W-what are you doing?"
>"What do you think we're doing? We're rumbling!"
>They continue snapping their fingers as they begin one two stepping in syncronization.
>"Wait guys, I can only freestyle to the upbeat tunes of the modern age."
>"Welcome to the after school dance recital Anon, today's play is a musical called "Beat Down Story."
>You quake in fear as their step tempo increases to 3/4 time.
>Suddenly the P.A. system interrupts the intense dancing showdown.
>"Anon Clancy Mousse, please report to the Principals Office at once."
>Flash points his finger at you.
>"You got lucky today Anon. But we'll get you, we'll get you or my name isn't Flash Leslie Sentry. Carry me off boys."
>Flash raises his legs as Shining Armor and Normal Norman carry him away.
>You sigh, how could this day get any worse?

>>28163043
>Nerd
>Shy
What's the difference Anon?

>mfw My ex ;_; was into REALLY weird shit

>>28163250
>8 foot Olga from Uzbekistan was slamming her beating club against her massive hand.
Where are my sides?

>>28163374
Well, a nerd who's not shy is typically an autist.

>>28156600
>Rainbow Dash just waved at you
>Wat do

Wave back.

>>28163374
Some nerds are shy, then there are those that are twats. Plus, most nerds are into the weird kinks, no doubt on that.

>>28156600
Wave back.
Also wonder how long before yet another wat do thread gets deleted.

>>28163175
>with no hair blowing in the distance
>nobody is complimenting the writer on this
fuck this thread
fuck this board
fuck this website
fuck this species
fuck you

>>28163335
>You walk to the Principal's office as girls continue whispering to one another as you walk by.
>"Oh look, it's Anonymous..."
>"I wonder if I can get a private show..."
>You see 8 foot Olga squatting and adjusting her biker bandana across her mouth as she slams her beating club on the ground.
>"ORA ORA SMALL FRY, YOU DANCE PRETTY GOOD."
>You turn the corner and see the open door to Celestia's office.
>You quickly rush in and shut the door.
>"Oh good, you're here Mr. Anonymous."
>Principal Celestia smiles at you, resting her palm on her face.
>"You must be having quite the day aren't you?"
>"Like you wouldn't believe. I'm just glad I can finally talk to someone without being eyed and grabbed at."
>Celestia gets up and laughs.
>"Oh, I can understand that feeling. You know I used to be in a similar situation as you once." She leans on her desk and nods to Vice Principal Luna, who walks over to the door.
>"In fact we both do Mr Anonymous." Luna stated as you heard the door lock with a heavy click.
>"Uhh... why'd you lock the door?"
>You shift uncomfortably in your seat as Celestia continues to lean over her desk, and Luna stands behind you with her hands on her hips.
>"You know, we still know some people in the business... if you are interested."
>Celestia runs a finger down her neck as she fiddles with her top blouse button.
>"Uhh."
>"Do you need help with that Sister/" Luna asks as she bends over your head, opening the top button of Celestia's blouse. Her breasts right in front of your face.
>"Look I..."
>"I'll be honest kid."
>Celestia flips her hair as she leans back and raises her legs on her desk, showing off her long opal legs.
>"You've got talent, and if I may be so blunt..."
>Her eyes look up and down your body.
>"Quite the reseme."
>You feel the chair spin around as you see Luna with her blouse fully unbuttoned.
>"And I bet we can even be costars."
> You feel Celestia hug you from behind as Luna embraces you in front.

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>>28163445
You better continue anon

>>28163445
>"Wouldn't that be nice Mr...." You feel Celestia's hot breath on your neck. "Anon?"
>You squirm in your seat as the sensation runs down your spine.
>You feel Luna rubbing her bare stomach on your face like a belly dancer.
>"Wouldn't that be nice..." She lowers her breasts to your face. "Mr Anonymous?"
>You scream out loud and run out of the office leaving an Anonymous sized hole in the wall.
>"Well damn. I thought we'd could finally quit this stupid gig." Celestia frowned as she watched you run down the hallway.
>"Eh, I'm still pretty good at this." Luna said as she continued to belly dance in the office.
>Your vision begins fading as you run faster and faster down the hallway. Girls start jumping out at you like something out of a Rail Shooter, but you use your powerful skills of dodging to start running sideways on lockers.
>You desparetly look for anywhere you could be free of these lecherous women and jealous men.
>Then you see it.
>The library! Nobody goes there, not even the people who are paid to work there!"
>You quickly sneak in as the stampede of women behind you completely misses this juke of yours.
>"Phew, finally alone!"
>"Tee hee hee! It's so funny!"
>Oh my god, you'll never be free will you?
>You pull out a bandana and sneak around the bookcases as you smoke a cigarette.
>You hear a ringing inside your head.
>"SNAKE? DO YOU COPY?"
>"No, this is Anon Clancy Mousse."
>"Oh sorry wrong number."
>You shake your head as you sneak up on Pinkie Pie in front of a computer, with headphones on.
>It doesn't look like she knows that you are there. Maybe you'll be able to sneak past her.
>You take a single step and land on a bike horn. You look up, she's still watching the computer. You take another step and land on a duck. You take another step and land on a tuba, followed by an airhorn, followed by a obnoxious gnome with a speech impediment.
>You look up and Pinkie still doesn't see you.
>"Pweh." You whisper.
>"HI ANON!"

>>28163544
Use the cardbox!

>>28163544
>"PINKIE DON'T FONDLE ME PLEASE!" You fall to your knees.
>"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE VIDEO WAS ON."
>You crawl into a tiny ball and begin crying.
>"IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN THAT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL WOULD BE HARASSING ME, I WOULDN'T HAVE EVER DANCED!".
>"Huh? I didn't think it was THAT bad Anon!" Pinkie said as she frowned at your pitiful display.
>"I MEAN YEAH, JUST BECAUSE I WAS NAKED AND EVERYTHING..."
>"Hold up! YOU were..." her eyes dart back and forth "NEKKID?" she whispered.
>You sniff as you pull the giant prop hand's thumb out of your mouth.
>"Uhh...yeah. You were the top comment on it too."
>"Anonymous Clancy Yosemite Arbiter Javier Mendez Doctor Doctor Mousse the Third! You'd know I'd never watch anything like that! Well, except that one time on Chatroulette with the girls, and that one guy had the sock puppet, and we thought "Oh boy sock puppet" but it wasn't on his hand...no no..."
>"Then, why is everyone at school being so grabby? Why do the girls trying to get with me? Why are BOYS jealous of me?"
>"Don't you remember silly?"
>Pinkie takes you by the hand and plays the video on her computer.
>You were dancing with your shirt off and in your boxers, in front of a mirror to a Backstreet Boys video that you were singing.
>"But you were right about the top comment thing."
>"Wowzers! He can sing AND dance! Also I like this boxers!" -PartyPinkGirl4.
>You take a deep breath of relief. "So this isn't about the OTHER video?"
>"What other video?"
>"The one on my Facebook."
>You pulled out your phone and Pinkie snatches it from you.
>She hits play and her face goes completely red.
>"OH. MY. GOD. ANONYMOUS!" She looks at you with a red face and looks up and down your body.
>"Jeez Pinkie, c'mon. Stop objectfying me!"
>"S-sorry. Wow! 1 Million views! Oh... that explains it."
>"What explains what?"
>"Your video is private on your page, but its shared on Pornhub."
>"Oh, so no one knows about this?"
>Pinkie smugly grins

>>28163641
>"Well, I know about it...if I know about then...."
>"Pinkie! Is it true you saw a video of Anonymous dancing naked getting out of the shower?" Twilight yelled as she burst into the library with Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer.
>"See what I mean Anonymous?"
>Your jaw falls as the 7 girls all stare at you with lusty grins on their faces.
>"That's quite the talent girls."
>"We know."
>"So how can I keep this quiet?"
>For whatever reason all seven of them turned into giant shadowy silloettes with gleaming eyes and white deranged smiles.
>Various animal and clanging sounds could be heard outside of the library.
>"FOR PETE'S SAKE, GET THOSE ANIMALS TO THE PET SHOP AT ONCE!" Yelled Granny Smith as she chased the janitor with a pair of cymbals.
>Meanwhile back in the library.
>"Wow! I've never played Go Fish with seven people before!" You say as you draw from the deck.
>"What did you think we were going to do Anon? Got any threes Rainbow?" Twilight said looking over her hand.
>"Go fish. Yeah, its not like we were going to take advantage of you. Any fives Rarity?"
>"Oh dang. Here you go. We're better than that aren't we girls?"
>Fluttershy looks back and forth. "Yeah, and besides, you're our friend Anon. You should be able to tell us anything in confidence!"
>Applejack sneaks one of Fluttershy's cards. "And besides, we'd take your privacy into account with that other video."
>Sunset lays down her cards and the other girls clap for her.
>"After all, your trust is all we really want."
>You sigh.
>"All right girls I won. Hold him down."
>"Wait what?"
>You get hit in the face with Sunset's skirt as she the others hold you down.
>"It's round robin Go fish Anon! You win and you get to leave. We win and we get to bone you!"
>"B-but you said you weren't going to take advantage of me!" You struggle as Sunset lowers herself onto your stomach.
>"Your right! However, this is a competition! It's completely fair!"

>>28163175
>You pull out all of your instructed tools
Wait they just had enough flasks of hydrochloric acid sitting in the cupboard. For all the students.

In my day we shared a bottle and poured the acid ourselves.
Although with how much my schools science department went to shit soon after i graduated who knows what happens there now.

>>28163739
>Six rounds of Go Fish later...
>"That was fun Anon!" Twilight laughs as she waddles out of the library.
>"Iffin' you want to go again, just give us a holler!" Applejack shouts as she adjusts her jeans.
>"Yeah, I've never met someone who could keep up with me!" Rainbow smiles as she stomps her boots into place.
>"Just be mindful of the hair next time darling." Rarity snips at you as she snaps her panties back onto her waist.
>"I don't mind you pull mine more Anon." Fluttershy meeps at you as she plays with her hair.
>"You ain't half bad Anon, for a human." Sunset winks at you as she leaves as well.
>You lay on the floor gasping for air.
>"Aww, I'm sorry Anon. You know the girls."
>You stare at Pinkie with a look of betrayal on your face.
>"Don't be like that, after all, aren't you the one who put yourself in this situation?"
>Your face falls, you can't really fight that.
>"And besides, I wouldn't call getting railroaded by the seven cutest girls in school such a bad thing."
>She states shaking her hips over your face.
>"So, you promise not to tell anyone about that other video?"
>Pinkie crouches down and holds out her pinkie.
>"I pinkie promise Anon."
>You smile, as she helps you up. "Thanks Pinkie."
>She walks you to the door as you limp from exhaustion.
>You suddenly see a line of girls standing outside of the library.
>"Buuuuuuuuuut...... my sister Maud watches that stuff all the time, and she probably already shared it since our accounts are linked.
>You feel 8 ft Olga's meaty finger jab into your chest. "OMARE NO FUKKERU"
>"PINKIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE" You yell as you both burst out of the school with a stampede of girls running behind you.

The end credits begin rolling as "Dont you forget about me" starts playing.

>"And that's the movie I made about us Nonny!"
>You stare at Pinkie.
>"Pinkie, that literally happened a week ago."
>"Yup It was based on a true story!"
>You face palm as the words "THE END" appear on screen.

THE END

>>28163434
I have to admire scruffys commitment to his retarded crusade.

>>28163827
please pastebin this

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>>28163868
http://pastebin.com/RwtH5ss6

Bam dude.

Thanks for having me! It was fun to write again!

>>28156600
Wink and give her the thumbs up with a chill grin. Maybe say "ayy" or something like that if appropriate and not awkward.

Chicks that kinda shit. Makes you look confident when you're actually dead inside.

>>28163827
I kek'd hard/10

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>>28163868
if you guys ever want to read anymore.
here's my official (however old) pastebin
http://pastebin.com/u/SolidStone
I mostly color nowadays with my current name.
if you are interested in that, check that out!
http://thecolorfulworldofmrsquare.tumblr.com/

Cheers for now random write prompt thread!

>>28156600
>"Hey bitch, which way to the real Equestria? The one with ponies and not ayy lmaos."

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>>28163827
This was the funniest green I've read on here in a long time. My sides are gone.
Very well done, good sir.

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>>28163827
Thank you for this anon

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>>28163445

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>>28160328

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>>28158415
That really happened to me more than once.

What?

SEMPAI NOTICED ME!

>>28163827
We need more hilarious shit like rather than waifu worshipping

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>>28156600

>>28156600
Ask her where Fluttershy is

>>28156643
You sick motherfucker

>>28162891
>swinging penis

>>28163335
>we're rumbling

I'm losing my mind

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>>28156600
Cute bump

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Dangerous bump

>>28168227
This

>>28156600
that's a small dash

>>28170673
Yeah, she is just 5'11''

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EMERGENCY BUMP

>>28163827
If I could draw, I'd make this into a comic.

>>28156600
>>28158134

>"ohmygosh-ohmygosh-ohmygosh!" Rainbow Dash exclaims as you wave back.
>This girl still confused you. Why was she so enamored with you of all people?
>You weren't really looking to date right now and you had tried to subtly reject her affection, but she didn't seem to take the hint.
>Alright, time for a new method. Gross her out so she leaves you alone. Classic.

"Hey RD, I saw that new trick you did yesterday. I got a few tricks of my own, wanna see?"
>Her eyes widen and her head makes a sound not unlike two screws in a metal bucket as she quickly nods.
>With one finger lowering the lid under your eye, you bring your index finger of your other hand up and begin to poke at your eyeball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjO8YzcLgaA
>A silence falls between you and you prepare for the gag...
>Anytime now.
>"W-wow!"
>She has her hands clutched together and is staring at you with awe.
>What the fuck?
>"That's soooo cool, Anon!"

>Alright, she's clearly putting up a front or something, better step it up.
"That's nothing. Check this out!"
>You grab a hold of your left little finger and begin to bend it backwards. Being double-jointed, you manage to bend it all the way back to the back of your palm.
>This will surely gross her out!
>"Amazing!" She exhales silently, her eyes are pinpricks and her legs are quivering at this point.
>Alright, fuck it, time to bring this bitch down!
>You slip your hand in under your shirt and bring it up to your armpit.
>You unleash your final form, setting off a series of armpit farts while staring her right in the eye.
>"Unf~!"
>Splash!
>Her legs give out and she falls down into a puddle of her own juices, eyes rolled back into her head and her tongue hanging out limply.
>You stare in disbelief at what you just witnessed.
>Suddenly you notice the ragged breathing and blushing cheeks of her six friends who arrived just in time to witness the spectacle.
>Their hungry eyes are locked onto you.
>God is dead.

Ignore it, because an positive actions or affection from her towards me are no doubt acts to get my trust and then later humiliate me.

>>28174378
pls continue

>>28172558

>Rainbow Dash
>Humanized

Themanwithnotaste.jpeg

>>28162891
>Also nice penis!

Oh, Pinkie.

>>28163250
And this is why randomness as a form of comedy isn't always a bad thing.

Bump for random greenkeks

>raep

bump for green

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>>28156600
Ask her about 'my friends' thoughts...

>>28160328
Holy fuck, the one on the right is colored like Safe Haven.

>>28173507
I know right? My Wacom is fucked up or I would love to draw something.

>>28162891
>videos auto uploading to facebook

Don't even mention such things

>>28178941
What happened Anon?

>>28178191
Rainbow Dash is a jojo fan?

>>28168678
This.
Flutterass best ass.

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>>28181186
My nigga.

>>28180571
That would be fucking awesome, jojo female crush / waifu

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>>28156600
This picture is so fucking cute. I've been staring at it for 2 days.

>>28181946
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY ANON"
>yare yare

>>28156600
>turn around
>nobody is paying attention to her
>turn back again
>she's still waving
>point my finger at myself, inquiring
>she nods
>smile
>flip the bird

>>28156600
Walk straight through the bitch.

>>28162891
>Anon is the most attractive student
Dropped

>>28182424
>didn't even read halfway through

I wonder how much good green you miss out on, Anon

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CUTE THREADS NEVER DIE

>>28156600
>ignore

>>28181305
I really like you Anon.

Flutterplot best plot

>>28182148
>"Anon~~~"
>"Whatsa cookin' good looking"
>"Oooohhh it's Anon!"
>"he's so dreamy~"
>"if only I were 10 years younger..."
>"Anon-senpai notice me!"
>"LET TRIXIE HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!!"
>You blush and continue walking 8 girls dragging on each muscly arm...
>And leg.
>"Damn that Anon and his beautiful hair / perfect body not even I, flash fucking sentry can compete!"

Nonons bizarre a adventure part 4: >rape is inevitable

>>28185098
So when does Kira show up?

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>>28185248
I've got to hand it you, that's a pretty good question

>>28181305
Unf.

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>>28181305
nice plot famiry

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>>28174378
would she sexually prey on her own fangirls?

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>>28158415

>>28163827
This was absolutely hilarious. Do you have a pastebin?

>>28186623
Is there a link to the uncensored pic my man?

>>28186781
see
>>28163910
>>28164029

>>28156600
Fuck her ass

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>>28169139
Did the writefag died?
I haven't seen any updates as of date

>>28156600
Offer her some spaghetti, and ask if I can come inside her house road house

>>28189642
He died

>>28163827
That greens a keeper there.

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>>28157098
>tfw I've stopped waving back because this happens everytime

>>28189642
I was supposed to write more? I thought the story ended.

>>28187992
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/8/9/1221357__solo_explicit_nudity_rainbow+dash_clothes_solo+female_breasts_humanized_anus_looking+at+you.png

>>28190191
Not you some it's another writefag
I can't find the pastebin for it though.

>>28190780
Late night browsing sure does things to your ability to write but here's the pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/qDkgpC1N
Shame he stopped it was a nice warm tail

>>28156600
>rape

>>28181305
N I C E

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>>28190222
Welp I know what I'm fapping myself off to tonight, thank you sincerely friend. It's nice to see some Human art which isn't too exaggerated or bad

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We Fluttersex?

>>28192337
Dem hips m8 and dat ass top unf.
Feels good to be a Flutterfag.

>>28192019

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>>28185248
>be me
>Enjoying this beautiful duwang, listening to the radio and watching the objects on the side of the road quickly pass by
>just left the store with the week's groceries
>stopped at a traffic light
>the other vehicles also come to stop
>although the cacophony of the rumbling engines is loud and obnoxious, it is somewhat soothing
>bored, take a look around
>see >>28185098 happen
>wonder why so many girls would fawn over one man like their lives depended on it
>come to the conclusion that anything is possible when you are that good-looking and handsome
>interrupted by the sound of a horn behind me
>angry guy pounding his steering wheel, probably shouting curses at me
>I sigh and begin to accelerate
>tfw someone successfully ruined your day
>another feel, a kind of deep feel in you begins to stir
>that kind of feel that's telling you that your peaceful, quiet life just might be ruined by that kid with the ridiculous hairdo.
>As for that guy behind you, hopefully he'll settle down and meet a killer queen of a woman

>>28194293
Bite the dust

>>28194293
I would love his stand, the ability to make anyone who makes my life shit just 'disappear' without anyone noticing me.

I love dashes choice of clothing in the OP