How I can travel to Equestria to fuck ponys?

>>28155572
become less autistic

>>28155572
But your not allowed to leave Russia

>>28155572
magic bleach

>>28155572
There is a way, but you have to go erect dick first through a wood shipper.

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>>28155572

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Two words: start digging

>>28155598
wood chipper where?

>>28155572
You stay the fuck away from my waifu, you bastard.

Sex tourism in Equestria when?

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>>28156912
soon my son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNP5yqg7hc

>>28155572
It's honestly the greatest scientific conundrum of our time.

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>>28155572
don't thanks me just do it

>>28155572
Death is the only way. Once you die, you will awaken from the coma that lasted the same amount of days as years of your age in the coma, and you will awaken in EqG Equestria, before the first movie. Wait for Midnight Sparkle, then jump through one of the portals.
May the horse pussy be with you, brother.

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>>28157595

>>28155572
You can't. Get over it.

>>28157979
>eqg equestria
you really are better off killing yourself lad

>>28159542
[citation needed]

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Join CTB (cross the boarder) and work with needlechan to reach equestria.

>>28159847
>The electric fedora
Has science gone too far?

>>28155572

>>28159847
Ok where dat at tho.

>>28155572
Using the power of SCIENCE (aka chemistry)
A certain mixture of bleach and Magnesium will take you where you desire!

>>28155572
It's just a step to the left
and then a step to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Put your hand on your hips
and pull your knees in tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
But its the pelvic thruuuuuuuuust
that really drives you insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.

>>28162754
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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If string theory is true, than they're waiting for you. Just gotta figure out how to get there.

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>>28155572

>>28164410
String theory?

>>28165902
Psycho Mantis?

>>28166324
You're that Ninja...