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>fart joke Did you laugh, /mlp/?

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>fart joke
Did you laugh, /mlp/?
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CANON HORSE ANUSES
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I got a boner.
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>>28149946
honestly? yes. yes i did.
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>>28149961
Those have been "canon" since s2 if you obsess over cartoon pony anatomy and use cartoon gags as confirmation.
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>>28149972
FILL IN BLANK:
PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP?? MORE LIKE PRINCESS OF _______________
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>>28150000
quads
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>>28149946
I lost my shit
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>>28150000
quads
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>>28149999
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>>28150000
princess of quads
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>>28149946
Only a retart like RD por PP would find that funny
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>>28149961
there's been canon horse anuses
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>>28149946
I did, yes.
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>>28150103
>horses urinate out their ponuts
I don't think that's how it works anon
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>>28150103
that's canon horse vaginas at most
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>>28149946
my dick laughed
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>>28149946
Yes
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>>28149946
So, when will an anon photoshop something else in the place of the farting bag?
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>>28149946
>Why sir, I'm flattered.
>Really? I don't smell anything
>(laughs)
Did that give you an erection, Anon?
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>>28149946
Yes, yes I did, and I'm proud of it!
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>>28149946
I raughed hard.
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Anything that makes her looks bad makes me smile.
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Not the first whoopee cushion joke.

>>28150052
Obviously Flutterbutt thinks they're funny too or she wouldn't have been carrying one when she thought it was her destiny to entertain the town.
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I can just imagine Twilight waking up in the morning, yawning, stretching, and then ripping a huge earth-shattering fart before scratching her butt.
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Yes.

Wanna fite about it?
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>>28149946
Twilight's such a fucking stick in the mud. It's like if isn't her jokes, she isn't laughing. How she got to be the princess of anything is beyond me.
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>>28152081
I think it's like SJW groups where you have to be under a certain IQ to enter.
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>>28149946
The corners of my mouth curled upwards slightly.
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>>28149961
Bridal Gossip.
Twilight farted in the spa.
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>>28152253
proof
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>>28152256
The scene in the end where they are all laughing and shit, bubbles come up, and Twilight gets this shit eating grin on her face.
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>>28152293
provide me faget don't direct me
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COMICS DID IT BETTER
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>>28152293
You made me check, you lying faggot!!!
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>>28150000
quads
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>>28152081
I think the reason nobody else in the room laughed but Dash and Pinkie is because everyone else was in serious mode.

Like, literally, they were pretty much giving Dash an intervention. Laughing at her prank, which was kind of funny, would have distracted from the idea they were trying to convey.
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>>28152301
There were no bubbles, he was probably talking about this face
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>>28152335
>He believed someone on the internet.
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>>28150138
>urination with no defecation
how the fuck, exactly, does your retard brain think that works?
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>>28152345
Nah, not just there but everywhere else.

Around Twilight there's no such thing as a good time.
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>>28152369
Well I know people usually pee when they poop, but I don't really feel the need to poop when I pee.
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>fart joke
shit taste
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>>28152360
He was probably thinking of that one fancomic where Rarity and Fluttershy are in the hot tub and the water is bubbling and Rarity says something like:
>Isn't this jacuzzi lovely darling?
and Fluttershy responds:
>um it's not a jacuzzi
and then Rarity gives her a funny look while she looks embarrassed. Or something like that.
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>>28152402
horses don't have cloacas, retard.
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>>28150138
Whoever posted that was a moron, but there is show evidence of horse anuses.
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>>28152427
...Neither do I?
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>>28152402
>He doesn't shit when he pees.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
How do you even clean your diapers?
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>>28152490
HOW.

EXACTLY.

DO YOU THINK.

AN UNGULATE.

IS GOING TO.

ELIMINATE SOLID WASTE.

THROUGH A URETHRA?
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>>28149946
If you don't appreciate a fart joke here and there, you aren't intelligent but rather a no-fun hipster try-hard.
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>>28152514
I never said they would?

I only came in at this point >>28152402
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Who the fuck falls for a whoopie cushion in the first place? Do people seriously not fucking look where they're sitting?
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>>28150000
quads
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>>28152081
Twilight has always been a no fun allowed kinda pony. Tbh I've always kinda liked that about her. It's cute.
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>>28149946

Only good part of the episode.
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>>28149946
now we just need to have gazy celestia
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>>28152423
i know the one, but dont have it saved
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>>28149946
I expected that kind of shit so I didn't
But then Pinkie joined in and I started giggling
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>>28152787
she's actually the kind of pony that knows there's time for fun and there's time for serious bsns. she can have tons of fun, dance like a mad mare, etc. balance is good
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>>28150000
Fartship
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>>28153096
I loved how happy Dash was about the whole ordeal. She's so cute!
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>>28149946
I legit chuckled at the long laugh ponks and dash had while twilight just stared unflinching
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This part was cute.
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>>28153241
Hah ha.
I'll have you know that here in equestria,
whoopee cushion is not what we consider
quality COMEDY, anon.
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>>28149946
"The fart heard all around the fandom"
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>>28153214
ikr?
twilight not flinching made it even funnier
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Mad Twilight makes my dick twitch
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>>28149946
Really, really fucking hard.
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>>28153355
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>>28150000
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>>28153272
Twilight, what you consider comedy, most people consider a lecture.
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>>28152821
YOur retarded
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>>28150000
quads
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>>28152367
NICE PRANK BRO
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>>28149961
They don't advertise it much, but both times they've shown Dodge Junction, they've had outhouses being used, and even in AJ's Coloratura flashback, there's an outhouse, so even fillies need to shit.
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>>28154287
>even fillies
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>>28153673
you're*
(The irony never gets old.)
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>>28152496
>Urinals meant for poop.

Congrats you get a cookie, but those aren't chocolate chips.
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I think the joke was funny and AJ's response to it well written.

*farting horse noises*
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>>28153241
She is just so fucking done with RDs shit. I'd think she would be used to it by now since she lives with Spike who is still pretty immature. I'd be surprised if he never used a Whoopie cushion on her.
Maybe she just expects more maturity from an adult
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Anyone have the gif of Twilight's butt bubbles in a hot tub?
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>>28154287
rara hoofsies
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>>28154287
Is that someone IN the outhouse?
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>>28155232
Sure is. You can see them open the door at the very beginning of the flashback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAxZK4-F4Ts
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>>28151893
She'll lose her wings in the movie.
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>>28149946
no, I bag them to sell to people online as a joke
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>>28155289
You've been saying she'll lose them for years
>Surely this will be the moment
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>>28155316
she's an Alicorn
I bet those would go for more
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>>28156277
what episode is the second picture from?
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>>28156307
The one where Sporkle fucks up everyone's butt mark and Celestia makes her a princess to punish her.
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>>28156307
>>28156329
the episode that shall not be named
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This was probably the best part of the episode which was otherwise shit.
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>>28156307
>not knowing every episode based on screenshots
fuckin casul, i bet you have points in dex
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>>28152787
Which episode was the one where Twilight was drinking semen out of that flask?
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>>28156944
Princess Cumslut Sparkle
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>>28156980
What has this thread become?
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>>28152369
What's pic related from?
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>>28149946
No, but this does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RttuiU6zj2k
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>>28152684
>Who the fuck falls for a whoopie cushion in the first place? Do people seriously not fucking look where they're sitting?

A whoopie cushion does seem like it would be obvious, but I've gotten people by putting thumb tacks on chairs

The best part of this? They would scream and get yelled at by the teacher for it, and there would be no way to prove who did it
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>>28149946
No.
Fart jokes are the lowest tier of comedy.
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>>28156277

>specially rarity

Comics actually confirm that.
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>>28158546
Man...why are some of the comic artists so bad? Like, why do they all look like Gumby characters, that's just awful looking, and I've seen SOME comic art that looks pretty decent
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>>28158682
because IDW doesnt give a shit about mlp
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>>28158693
I mean, they apparently don't give a shit about Transformers either, I don't think the brand is the issue
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>>28158787
>IDW a shit
there.
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>>28158795
I don't think IDW being shit is the issue either, they've put out some good stuff and arguably more good stuff than DC and Marvel in recent years, some of the TMNT stuff alone is better than anythong from the big 2
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>>28149946
no it's a shitty and immature ''prank'', only dash and pinkie laughed
i doubt that writers thought it'd make people laugh
but honestly, if someone irl sat on the cushion, i'd probably lmao too
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>>28158871
Fuck you!! The moment she sat down her expression was golden!

Dash should've pulled this prank on Twilight coronation!
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>>28158884
lol i didnt pay much attention to her expression
i had fucking fartfags on my mind and i didnt enjoy it
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>>28158893
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>>28149946
Interesting thing is in the context of what twilight had just said it was fucking hilarious but dash did not know that would happen when she put it there
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>>28150052
Fart jokes are usualy shit yes but this was a hilarious exception
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>>28152081
I really dont know what celestia was thinking
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>>28152309
Shame the issue was trash.
Pirates bah why would they throw out there morals like that
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>>28152821
What about the sewing machine cake
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>>28158535
No thats menstrual humor
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>>28156329
>Celestia makes her a princess to punish her
...you know. That makes some sense.
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>>28150000
Checked
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>>28149946
The fact that they used such an obnoxious sound effect made it sooo much funnier
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>>28149946

Applejacks witty remark made the scene for me.
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>>28157655
It Hurts!!, a webcomic
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=chapter-1-pasqualo-falls-in-love
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>>28158893
>fart jokes are fetish pandering
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>>28149946
No.
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>>28152301
>>28152256
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haha
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>>28149946
No it just fueled my erection jet. Anal is now confirm in Equestria. All hail might ponuts!
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>>28159589
Don't worry, I hear being a loving parent is fetish pandering :^)
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Reminder that during the fart scene Animatedjames and Emperor octavarius were fapping furiously
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>>28159805
of course
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>>28149946
I did, but at all of you that still watch this turd you dare to call a "show"
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So when are these ponies going to fart for real haha just curious I wonder what they will smell like
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>>28159835
HAHA
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>>28159805
Don't forget Captainpudgemuffin
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>>28149946
>>28159935
Kill it with fire!
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>>28159996
haha
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haha farts
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>>28160603
I want to smell them
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>>28149961
>Ponies have anuses
>Finally Comfirmed
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>>28149961
NOT FOR SEXUAL FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THE FUCK OUT
THE FUCK OUT
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>>28160843
>Not Animated James
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>>28149946
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