wat do??

>>28144429
Sorry, Twiggler, but I have a waifu

>>28144429

rape.
rape the shit out of her.
rape so much that rape has to be redfined in the official Equestria dictionary.
rape her so much that her vagina looks like floor 98 on Tower One on 9/11.
rape her so much that she can not walk right anymore so they have to shoot her and put her down.

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>>28144429
>>28144438

>>28144456
Well aren't you a cheery fella.

>>28144429
I accept.
I would hate to let my favorite purple unicorn librarian down.
Besides, Twi a cute.

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>>28144429
Probably this.

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>>28144457
>2010+6
>Betraying your waifu who loves you, for a shitty Mary Sue who has several relationships across dimensions

>>28144429
I would impregnate her

>>28144635
Umm... I was agreeing with him. Hence 200% loyal

>>28144645

i would put my penis into her vagina so many times and so forcefully not even magic could heal her internal injuries when we were through. She would have to have surgery to get wings implanted to be able to fly everywhere, because our sex would be so rough and so hard and last so long that she would not be able to walk correctly ever again. She would have a permanent limp and her cutie mark would change to look like my circumcised penis.

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>>28144429
Twilight will never ask me out on a date.
Because she isn't real!

>>28144429
Accept and try and keep myself as stable and spaghetti free as possible at my waifu asking me out.

>>28144691
She has wings nonnie

>>28144429
>Be Anon
>Twilight Sparkle is standing at your door and you're looking her dead in the eyes, her big fucking saucer like eyes like only retarded people have
>Twilight stammers out that she would like to go on a date with you
>You slowly realize what Twilight proposed and quickly ooze noodles from your pores because you've never had to deal with this kind of thing before
>"Uhh, n-no thanks I feel like I might die or something if I date you"
>Proceed to slam door in Twilight's face.
>And then you turn 360 degrees and hot glue your Twilight plushie with your tomato sauce

>>28144605
>unicorn
I have some bad news for you

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>>28144837

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>>28144429
Decline because i don't want near that cloaca
there's probably shit and piss in there
my penis would not be happy

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>>28144864
>ponies
>cloaca
You what

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>>28144429
Jesus christ yes.
I know exactly what we'd do, go grab some food and see a sci fi movie then drop by the library on the way home and grab something to read on the couch.
Then at 10pm I make my leave with a peck on the cheek like a supreme gentleman.

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>>28144429
Say yes obviously. Do you know how hard it is to find a girl who likes guys who obsess over weird shit, like sci-fi lore or astronomy?

Of course you do, that's why you're in this thread.

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>>28144908
>Perfect gentleman
Shes already got one

>>28144837
>>28144847
>Librarian
Oh boy, it's gonna be a double.

>>28145052

He can keep her alternate universe clone from the prep school.

>>28144456
Alright
What I need you to do is take long, deep breaths. Count to three between breaths. Clear your mind.
Chill the fuck out.

>>28144438
AND HIS NAME IT JOHN CENA

>>28144429
>Twilight
Uhh....Isnt she already doing Sentry across time and space?

What, is this supposed to be some kind of fling for her? I dont think I want to get used. like that.

Dinner and a book store

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Politely tell her to fug off, I already have girl.

>>28144429
drool, hiccup, collapse, and shit myself out of pure joy.

Then wake up and slit my throat.

>>28144429
We've never ever had this thread before. How refreshing to see such new content.

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>>28145263
he isn't canon

>>28144614
this

>>28145608
>tfw will never marry rarity and be sweetie belle's brother figure

>>28144837
>>28144847
>>28145188
But Anons, nothing after S2 is canon.
:^)

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>>28146131
sure he's not

Demand her human counterpart.