What if ponies drove around in little cars?

>>28126975
What if OP sat around on little dicks?
[Spoiler] Oh wait [spoiler/]

>>28126975
You didn't watch last week's episode?

>>28126993
I was too busy upsetting my stomach by getting anxious about what turned out to just be Fordyce Spots.
How was it

>>28126975
Why would ponies need cars? they can fly.

>>28126991
Newfag can't even spoiler

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>>28126975
they would crash a lot
it's hard to drive with hooves

>>28127150
Rarity car is fabulous.

>>28127150
I can't believe this became canon

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>>28126975

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>>28127185
me neither,
what were the odds?

>>28127185
>>28127400
I think it is their way to damage control for pony kart dying out.

>>28127487
http://www.hasbro.com/en-us/product/playskool-friends-my-little-pony-rainbow-dash-figure-and-car:046E4E65-5056-9047-F55A-0341E0413FCF

Maybe it could be Hasbro's idea for advertising these

>>28127544
Well, it's not like the whole show is a toy commercial or anything.

>>28126991
What if Anon couldn't spoiler?
[Spoiler] Oh wait [spoiler/]

>>28127564
perfect :^)

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>>28126975

>>28126975
Faustfags on suicide watch

>>28127007
It was a generic cartoon episode disguised as a FiM episode.

Ponies driving motorized cars. What else is left to be said?

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too bad that ponykart got a C&D from hasbro years ago, it could have been actually good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUnthV8SuuA

>>28127099
Why would people need cars? they can walk.

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>>28127268
>tfw your edit was saved

Wew

>>28127956
Horses can walk much faster than people.
Obviously, for long trips they can use the balloon or pegasus carriages for short trips.
We also saw that ponies hire other ponies to carry them out in manehattan episodes.
Doesn't make sense to have cars.

>>28127820
>motorized
Do you have any screencaps of these motors?

>>28127934
The people working on it just gave up, it was never C/D'd

>>28127997
They gave up because of the C&D tension too.
They saw them fighting herds be C&D and they also stopped giving a fuck about that time.
Nobody else has tried anymore, probably because of the same reason. They all fear a C&D, and if people doesn't use canon stuff, the autists don't give a fuck about their stuff.

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>>28126975
they would lose

>>28128094
Dominic Toretto in Equestria when? obviously with cars and fuel being canon thanks to the last episode.

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>>28128094
How many times did he skip leg day?

>>28127934
According to Wootmaster, a different team has been working on the game in secret.

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>>28127099
But they can't drift.

>>28127150
What happened to this game?

>>28128305
I haven't watched after the second movie. Are the other movies worth a watch?

>>28128313
It was droppd bcuz they feared hasbro's wrath, retaken by a second team but dead for 2 years now

>>28127993
The cars were moving on their own on a perfectly flat surface, then managed to pick up speed on their own (while Applejack's car was slow as a snail) and finally managed to keep increasing their speed even going UPHILL as the race track made loops and twists impossible for a track that was claimed to always go downhill.

If you still keep denying that the cars were motorized you are either a DHX shill or a hasdrone.

... the episode could have used other kind of vehicles like home made wagons, chariots and coaches, but not some fucking things that were blatant human looking CARS.

>>28128450
A non motorized car can't go uphill for long, simple as that.

And little planes
And little hovercrafts

Filly bonk racing 64

>>28126975
What's the horsepower of that car?

>>28128450
muh magic.

>>28129128
We've seen modes of transportation powered by engines, but not magic. Therefore, it is more likely that the carts are engine-powered than magic-powered.

>>28129103
Underrated. Unlocking T.T., best day of my life.

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>>28128305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA&feature=player_detailpage#t=64

>>28129114
....
One?

>>28130088
Wrong. The correct answer is three since Twilight is an alicorn and thus technically all three pony races at the same time.

>>28130108
I dont believe in that trinitypone stuff

>>28126975
Then they'd better be Miata's because they're the best

you fags can't let this die until I get my fast and furious fanfic

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Initial D with ponies and Anon when?

>>28128450
>drawing conclusions based on the assumptions of real life physics
>in a fucking cartoon

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>>28126975

MOTHERFUCKING BUMP FOR FAST AND FURIOUS IN EQUESTRIA

>>28126975
Beep beep

>>28135616
MORE LIKE THE FAUST IS FURIOUS

>>28136171
What the fuck carlos.

>>28135181
I'd fucking watch it, As long as there is eurobeat

>>28126975
Throw them all onto Rainbow Road! First place gets to sleep with me.

>>28136171
KEK

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>>28138496
Come onnnnn I want my fast and furious in Equestria

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>planned on doing a my little street racer thread with my own green and shit
>hate my own writing, would get distracted and give up on it anyway

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>>28128305

You sure about that?

>>28127979
Hey nobody fucking cares

>>28140056
Kill yourself.

>>28126975
Wacky races

>>28139128
PONIES ON THE STORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VAF-4Er7_A

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Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
DJ's spinning I said my, my
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sais pas, Flashe no deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a pony from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the pony from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, pony to pony
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the pony from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the pony from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the pony race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the pony from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

>>28139178
She's only able to do that because she's in a Miata, and it's the best, it's number 1, it's the best car, she drives a Miata because it's the best. BABY PHOTOS! BABY PHOTOS LOTS OF BABY PHOTOS!

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>>28136171

I GOTTA NEED FOR SPEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzaBOkXOaf4

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>>28136171
i made a thing
enjoy my thing

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>>28126991
Alright, you retarded newfag. I've given myself a goal; educate all you retarded faggots. To properly spoiler something, do Ctrl+S on your selection. Let me dull it down, though:

>Make sure your hand is on your mouse.
>Move the mouse across a surface until the little pointer onscreen is at the start of your sentence.
>Hold the LEFT button (make sure it's the left one), and drag the mouse (while still holding down the left button!) until the pointer is at the end of your sentence.
>Ensure that there's a blue highlight around the sentence.
>Hold down the Ctrl button (bottom left of your keyboard.)
>While STILL holding down the Ctrl button, click the S button (No you do not have to hold it too.)

Alright, you good?

>>28128079
Of course.
Just like Live Smut Anon and the pony dating sim. They stopped because they were afraid of lawyers.

Sure.
Let's go with that.

I mean, the idea that a team of amateur volunteers will make a good game with no budget and no real direction in their spare time couldn't possibly be flawed.
I mean, it happens all the time. The world is literally flooded with successful projects just like this one!

>>28143905
Megaman fandom says hi.

>>28143775
Upload it to derpibooru, watch the world burn.

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>>28136171
>>28143775
Fuck you, I bet nobody makes fast and furious fic because of your unfunny memes.

I might green for this. But it's going to be humanized.

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>>28144097
Thanks...for nothing.

>>28144107
Ponies don't have cars OR hooves.

>>28144114
Or Hands**

Unless you guys are okay with sticky hooves and an alt verse

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>>28144097
Just fucking don't then.

>>28144128
>>28144107

Rude.

>>28144174
>>28144114
>>28144121
then how did they drive in the show? come on, anons.

>>28144269

Fine, but they're driving real world cars. I don't want to come up with makes and models

>Corporal Shining Armor
>6:15 AM
>Canterlot Police Barracks, Briefing Room

>"....And that's all for today's assignments...Corporal Armor, see me in my office"
>Shining Armor heard his name just as he was nodding off
>He loved his job, but this was too early
>And now the Cheif wanted a meeting right away?
>So fired
>The briefing room cleared quickly, and after a few minutes he made his way to the Chief's office
>He swirled the last dregs of his coffee and downed it before knocking on the door
>"Enter" came from the other side
>"Good morning, Chief. What can I do for you."
>Chief Iron Links waved a hoof, motioning for him to have a seat, pulling a file out and dropping it on the desk before him
>He flips through the file to a page near the front and scans it
>"Tell me Corporal. How much time have you spent outside the city recently?"
>Odd question, but it's better than yelling
>Lately, none sir. I've been here, no recent vacations, and my family all lives here. Except for my sister, and she usually visits me."
>Chief Links nods, his eyes still on the file
>"Your file lists your training, of course. Physicals are all exemplary, Magicals as well. Firearms, Sharpshooter. Driving...Distinguished Expert. Not many put the effort into that last one. Why did you?"
>Shining Armor hesitates for a moment, juggling between the duty soaked speech he has memorized, or the truth
>He sighs and relaxes a bit
>"I enjoyed the training, Sir. I like cars. Working on them, driving them. You've seen what I drive. It's just always been something I've enjoyed."
>"Says here you can teleport?"
>"It's...not the same, Chief. Going from point A to point B isn't as...satisfying as the journy there. May I ask why this matters?"
>The chief closes the file and leans back in his chair, holding his hooves together in front of him

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>>28144463
I wouldn't want it any other way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43nDydYElsI

>>28144501

>"We received a request. Somepony has either been keeping an eye on you, or pulled you from a lineup. They want somepony who can drive, somepony who knows cars. I got the call a few days ago. The paperwork is all done, we just needed to ask you first."
>"Like, an escort job? Or some motorcade needs a guide?" Shining raises an eyebrow "I mean, of course I'll do it, but those things don't sound very specialized."
>"Nothing so mundane, Corporal. As you may know, our friends in Las Pegasus have been having some trouble with racers as of late. Street racers. They need a fresh face, someone who can fit in, someone who can keep a cool head, and drive like it's their cutie mark. They chose you."
>"The job is simple enough on paper. Infiltrate the street racing culture, become a part of it. Smoke out the leadership, if there is one, and let the LPPD handle capture."
>Shining, on the edge of his seat, mouth agape just stares for a few moment
>"What kind of support should I..."
>"No support. This is an undercover operation. We have a contact in the field, but they will be the only assistance you get. They don't need you to act like one of these punks, they need you to be one of them. I don't have more information, but you will be briefed on arrival. Should you choose to accept."
>"Take the day to think it over, and tell me in the morning. If you accept, you'll be leaving immediately. Nobody can know why, so I trust you can keep this to yourself."
>"Of course sir, thank you, sir."

>In the parking lot

>Shining Armor falls into the drivers seat of his baby and sinks low, sighing and closing the door
>"Street racing, huh? Guess I'm glad he gave me time to think about it, but how could I refuse. this is a huge oppurtunity."
>He magics the keys into position and turns it over, the roar of 426 naturally aspirated cubic inches immediately calming his nerves
>He sighs happily "Guess I'll just sleep on it."

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>>28135245
>Mr. Zed
I know a Mr Zed from Dead Frontier.
Are you him by chance?

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>>28144513
Go on, I am reading.

>>28144513

>Corporal Shining Armor
>10:00 AM
>Las Pegasus Airport

>Uneventful
>Boring
>But no crying babies, could not ask for a smoother flight
>Shining Armor stands outside the airport, bored
>Orders were simple enough
>Land in LP
>Wait
>The contact will meet and brief you
>Step two is proving difficult
>Shining Armor begins to fade into a comfortable nap when his ears twitch
>VvvvvvrrrrrrmmmmmmmmPSHHHHHH...VvvvvvrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmPSHHHHHHH
>he wakes, the sound growing louder, though he only hears the back end once more before the engine slows
>"Some little turbo'd 4 cylinder. They weren't kidding..."
>The sound gets louder before finally quieting into the low hum of idle not far from him on the curb
>The window rolls down on the passenger side, a mare with a pink coat and a pink, purple, and black mane looks at him sideways through a pair of dark sunglasses
>She smirks at him "Get in, noobie."
>He smiles back at her and collects his things, suprised to find himself admiring her ride
>He stows his gear and gets in the passenger side
>"So, you must be the 'contact' I've heard next to nothing about."
"Call me Candy, Candy Heart."
>She takes off, the red 240sx accelerating quicker than he'd expect "So, here's the deal. We've pulled a couple of rides from impound, you get your pick. You have an abandoned warehouse as a base, you'll have everything you might need. I assume you know how to wrench." She glances at him over her shades, revealing her violet irises
>"Sure, I know my way around an engine. Tell me you have something a little more than...this...for me though?"
>He motions toward the whole car
>"Never been much of a fan of rice..."

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>>28144769
(Also, pic related to previous post)

>"Say what you will, but this isn't about some countryside cruisers. This is the city. Muscle might do out in the desert, but you're going to have to learn to really drive if you want to get the job done."
>"These guys are in everything. Drugs, money, gambling, protection rings. They use the racing scene as a cover for their real work. Our job is to find when and where, and stop it from going down."
>"I'm just here to drive, according to what I've heard. I can do that, no matter what I'm behind the wheel of." He crosses his hooves and lays back in the seat
>"Good. We will give you targets to handle, but first things first, you're a nobody. Go out there and make a name for yourself so you can get near the top runners, from there we can do something."
>"What do you mean make a name for myself?"
>"Race, of course. We don't have anyone else, and the only way to move up in this scene is to win races, prove you're the best, and eventually get hired on by the ponies we're looking for."
>She looks over, seeing he's gone a little white than he had been and sighs
>Look, we need someone who can play this game. If you're not up for this..."
>"I can handle it, I guess I just expected an operation on the verge of completion. I can do anything you need me to do."
>Releived, her eyes fall back on the road "Good."
>The rest of the trip is shared in relative silence, passing through desert, a small town, some parts of the city itself, and eventually coming to an end in a beaten down industrial area
>They park inside an open warehouse, and the door closes behind them before the lights fire up.

Quick, I need a cool undercover street racer pone name

>>28144843
donut steel

>>28144843
Bulwark. Not the best, but it's an option.

>>28144501
>>28144513
>>28144769
>>28144775
tl;dr

>>28139128
what game?

>>28144775

>Candy Heart and Shining Armor get out of her car, and she motions toward what looks just like a garage
>Lift, half a dozen tool boxes, oil and fuel drums, a computer setup, and what looks like the insides of a loft apartment
>"This is where you'll work, sleep, eat, live, and whatever else it is you want to do. You have tons of space, feel free to use it. This place has been abandoned for months, and as far as the official records are concerned they're owned by you."
>She magics a folder full of documents from the computer desk and holds it out for him as they approach
>"If you can't find the right tool in this garage, Mr. Canterlot, you don't belong near a car."
>Shining flips through the materials given to him and stops on what looks like ownership papers for the location
>"Who is...'Downforce'?"
>"That's you, of course. Can't go around calling you Gleaming Shield or whatever your name is. Someone could look you up."
>"But that's terrible. Can I come up with my own alias?"
>She pushes away from the PC and glares at him through her shades "You're complaining about the name?"
>"Yes?"
>She mulls it over for a second before waving it off "fine, call yourself whatever, just let me know so I can update your sheet. For now, come here."
>He sits next to her and watches the computer screen, there are a number of cars listed, along with their rap sheets
>"So this is what is in stock today. It's not the greatest, but it should get you started. Some of these drivers have a penchant for racing for pink slips. if you're doing your job, getting a new ride will happen whether you like it or not."
>Mazda Miata
>Pontiac Firebird
>Volkswagon Golf GTI
>Toyota Carolla GT-S (AE86)
>Chevrolet El Camino
>Chevrolet Camaro SS
>Ford Mustang Boss 302
>BMW M3 E30
>Candy Heart scrolls through the listings a few time before getting up

>>28144956

>"Take a good look and pick what you want. We'll get it shipped here in a few days, and then it's all yours. Keep in mind, there aren't any rules out here. To the PD, you'll just be another punk on the streets, to the bad guys, you'll be some kid looking to make a buck. Play the part, and do your job and everything should be fine."
>She smiles at him before getting back into her car "Later, noobie." And takes off, leaving him alone in all this space

Pick your car or make suggestions. Suggestions for names open too, obviously.

>>28144952
Need for Speed: Underground 2

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>>28144963
Ohoho, lemme emulate that now, I remember way back when I finally beat Underground 1.mfw the final car was black and red
>I'm going into this blind

http://strawpoll.de/92g7cab

Enjoy, I'll check in a few hours.

>>28144982
>Emulate

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6711207/Need_for_Speed_Underground_2_V1.2__Full-Game___Requested_ISO___b

works great with a controller. online works with game ranger.

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>>28136171
>

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>>28144982
Here's the RX-7 I actually drive

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>>28144963
Rolling for the 86

>>28144604
Nah, I use the name on exclusively on this Taiwanese fried duck posting forum. Also I've heard there's a guy named just Zed somewhere, and again no relation.

I used to go by Mr. Manatee if that helps distinguish

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>>28145543
Ah ok. Then you are pic related.

>>28144983
>Not picking Camaro SS
Do you even play the fucking games?
Well I don't know how they work irl, but I assume we are going by how they work in NFS games

Game when?
or will that get removed

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>>28145801
>You will never race in NFS with other horsefuckers while saying IWTCIRD and other ebin shitposting like diapers in fog

>>28126991
nigger dick

>>28143856
>be me
>spend years on 4chan
>use the submissions
>never knowing that command 'til now
wtf

>>28146910
*meant the spoilers submissions

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>>28126975
Toot toot, darlings.

>>28147220
bump
Maybe writefag returns after the episode.
If he doesn't quit the fandom after this bullshit, that is.

>>28147855

Car choice is tied. Also, I liked MMDW the first time around.

>>28147950
>He liked it
Oh well, this board isn't big enough for the both of us.
Goodbye, anon. Maybe we will meet again.
:startmusic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

>>28147950
I stand corrected, it was shit.

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>>28144963
>The next morning Shining is woken up by the sound of a deisel engine and the warehouse door opening
>Wiping the sleep out of his eyes he watches with glee as his choice is rolled in on a flatbed
>it looks less than perfect
>Candy Heart hops from the cabin of the truck, the driver begins lowering the car to the floor
>"Morning, noobie. Nice pick. It runs, but it's going to need some work. You've got a week, so I hope your schedule is clear. We've organized a little introductory race for you. If you need parts, Hitch here is your go to. He knows a lot of the younger crowd."
>She magics a phone from her saddle bags and holds it out, he grabs it with his own
>"From now on, this is how we'll keep in touch, if we need too. You'll be mostly on your own from here. Try not to blow it."
>She turns to hop back in the truck, the beaten camaro already on the floor
>"What happens if I run into you out there?"
>She looks over her shoulder at him with a grin "Prepare to get dusted."
>Candy and Hitch leave and shining looks over his prize
>1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS, Dark blue but clearly faded
>broken lights all around
>seats are missing
>He rears back from the inside "Uhg...what's that smell... Well, nevermind. Guess time to get to work."
>Where the passenger seat should be is a duffel bag, opening it it seems to be full of hair care products
>His new phone beeps, it's a text, from Candy
>"Hey noobie, almost forgot. Left you a gift in the car. Change your hair, mask your cutie mark, and try not to move so much like a cop. Later."
>"Change my hair?" He magics out a few boxes of dye and looks them over hesitantly
>"Great..."
>Day 1 is boring, make a list, double check it, tune what he can, but can't do much work without parts
>Day 2, body work, cutting, painting
>Day 3, parts finally arive
>racing seat, short throw shifter, lots of parts with the words high flow and light weight, springs, coils, brakes, and tires, and a bare bones rollcage

>>28149672

>After 6 days of work, the beast was complete
>Shining Armor slides comfortably into the bucket seat and feels around with his magic ad hooves
>it feels like the car was built just for him, probably because it was
>he turns it over, the engine roaring to life
>opening the garage door, he pulls out slowly into the warm twilight and looks around the empty industrial complex
>for the next several hours, the only sounds that come from the place are tires on pavement, and the rumble of almost 400 horsepower

(give me some feedback here, all intro stuff thus far)

>>28143856
Bad news newfag
It was intentional

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>>28149702

>Day Illigal Street Racing In Equestria
>It's 3pm, nerves are settling in
>He should have heard from Candy by now, right?
>He's ready, mane, tail, and cutie mark unrecognizeable
>the car is as good as it's going to get right now
>Maybe something happened to her, maybe they've been found out!
>He looks up from his gauges as the warehouse door opens, the entrance full of floodlamps, and a number of silhouted ponies
>He steps out of the car and squints into the bright lights before he notices them pulling out weapons
>just as the first rattle of automatic fire breaks the silence he dives behind the camaro, the sound of all his work being shredded barely registering
>He fires a few blasts of magic at his asailants and raises a shield, booking for the rear entrance
>hoofsteps fall behind him, sporatic gunfire popping all around him, aplified by the enclosed space
>he can feel the bullets ping off his shield, sending mild jolts of pain through his horn
>Just as he approaches the exit, it's kicked open from outside and more men rush in taking aim
>he lifts his shield just in time to save himself, but takes a bullet in the side from behind
>he runs, but those were the only two exits, quickly finding himself cornered
>A couple of big ponies bare down on him, flanked by the rest
>one of them drops a cigar on the ground and stomps it out
>"Do it." he snarls, the ponies to his sides take aim and open fire
>instead of bang bang bang, the guns make one long, loud beeping noise
>Shining Armor Awakes with a start in a cold sweat, looking around frantically
>He's in the car, drool on the steering wheel, the mild echo of the horn just fading away
>In the seat next to him his phone goes off, it's 9:30
>"10 PM, Lavish Green's Golf Club."
>Shaking the sleep and stress from his body, he fires her up and heads out into the night

(I can't art, if you wanna remade him, go for it. His alias is "Lock Nut")

>>28150214

>Shining rolls up and parks, taking in the scene
>Lavish Greens does not disappoint, the front parking lot and entrance are home to a grand fountain, and the fields are perfectly manicured
>Darkness has set in, and the place seems closed
>parked in front of the fountain are three more vehicles, though the headlights obscure them, flanked by what he has to assume are drivers
>They look like punks, sure, but nothing he would call a real criminal
>He leans against his car and after a few minutes the entrance opens and a small pony clad in a nice silver suit walks out, on each side a big guard wearing black and...uhg...sunglasses
>"Welcome, fillies and gentlecolts!" The little unicorn waves to them "Come, come, no need to be so distant."
>The drivers approach and eye each other up
>Some filly, couldn't be older than 16 or 17
>An older stallion, balding, looking bored as can be, wearing a polo and a black jacket
>And a scrawny stallion that doesn't seem nervous, but can't stop shaking
>"I'm glad to see you all found the place. My clients require a package delivered, but there is a checkpoint en route and our normal delivery vehicles have no real way of bypassing it, so we thought we would try something fun! Precision drivers! You have all been invited, or recommended, and the job is simple enough.
>One of the bodyguards steps forward and pulls four manila envelopes out, handing one to each of the drivers, eying them up closely as he does
>"Those will be your directions. First one there gets the package! Whoever delivers the package after that gets paid, and mayhaps some future employment!"
>The skinny stallion speaks up "Hey suit! What we deliverin' exactly. And what's the pay? You gunna make this worth our time? Don't mind being a errand boy, but I ain't gonna do it for scraps."

>>28143947

look like someone finally did it

https://derpiboo.ru/1224317

>>28150534

>"Ah...you must be Fatch. Let me assure you sure the pay will be most genrous. If you win. But as I'm sure any enterprisig entrepanuer would know, it isn't about the money! It is about the oppurtunity! Now, we'd prefer this delivery be completed before sunrise, so on your way!"
>The drivers run to their cars and start them up, peeling out
>Once on the road, Shining opens the package, it's a tablet, once fired up it immediately loads a GPS program
>Target is out in a place called Angel Peak, only about 40 miles, should be cake
>Crusing down 215 at a cool 90, the other drivers are ahead of him, speeding but not enough to garner any real attantion this time of night
>The GPS has them junction onto 95 and head north, Shining catches the others without much issues, just to scope out there rides
>The filly is driving a riced out civic, spoiler, vented hood, loud waste gate, total cop magnet
>"Fatch" is driving a beaten down golf GTI, rusted panels, missing a rear bumper, engine sounds smooth though
>The balding stallion is cruising along comfortably in a Buick Grand National, stock black, stock wheels, immaculate condition
>Shining can't help but admire the last one
>Just before 95 leaves the main city, they can see traffic built up on the other side of the highway
>The checkpoint is no joke, 2 cars at a time, breathalyzers, looks like the cops are checking the insides
>Not sure this is entirely legal, but all the ponies will do is complain
>About half a mile past the checkpoint, the drivers all stomp on it, the race is on

that's enough for now probably, going to get some inspiration, figure out how I want to actually do the races, and maybe actually outline a plan. hope someone is enjoying it so far