Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #211 - Fast

New thread smell

>>28126915
Beautiful isn't it?

>>28126596

Well that's new to me. I haven't played any of the Phoenix Wright games.

>>28127051
No, it smells like shit

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>>28114107
>Too much time eventually passes for you to wait any longer.
>You’ve grown too impatient, and decide to head over to your classroom since joining the three in the office isn’t exactly the best idea.
>The chair you always sit in makes it usual creaking sound as you lean back in it. The early students arrive for homeroom one at a time.
>Keep you email open just in case any confirmation for them principal comes in. You’re honestly too restless on the inside to sit still in your seat. You’ve become younger than the students who stare at you from their desks for a few moments.
>Homeroom starts without anything happening. You’ve been looking out in the hall for the two other girls heading over to whichever classroom they spend homeroom in.
>The classes start and go on with you reconsidering your views on Principal Cinch. You never imagined her siding with you on a thing like this, and the fact that she actually helped you to deliver justice to those trying to take advantage of you really proved your past world views wrong.
>You class with your three most notable students comes along.
>Zest enters first, sits at her desk and pulls out a notebook you haven’t seen before.
“Miss Zest.” You address her. “Where’s your other notebook?”
>She sees you talking to her, briefly pulling her headphones off of her head. “Huh?”
“What happened to your other notebook?“
>”Oh. Heh, I kinda used it up.”
>She eagerly goes back to her notes as you notice an email pop into your inbox. It’s from Cinch.
>You open it.
>[They have been suspended for damaging equipment in the fitness room. If they are seen on school grounds during suspension time, it will result in an expulsion.]
>This is why you didn’t see either of them enter the room.
>Zest better have a lot of free pages in her notebook, because you’re going to be teaching extra enthusiastically later today.
>You never thought it would end like this.

The End. Sequel coming soon.

>>28126868
I may or may not draw her naked.

>>28127227
I feel your heart is not in it anymore.

>>28127227
>They have been suspended for damaging equipment in the fitness room
OH SHIT I FORGOT THERE WERE CAMERAS

>>28127407
>implying it ever was
l m a o

>>28126868
>Come back on after about a week
>Right when a new thread starts
It's been a nice day

Is this still the resident dykeshit thread?

>>28127656
/mlp/ has a resident dykeshit thread?

>>28127656
No, sorry

>>28127672
Yeah, /nst/

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>>28127682
I believe he was asking about dykeshit, not cuckoldry.

>>28127682
You sure? I can't see it. It's like what >>28127773 said.

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>>28127773
>>28127797
>/nst/
>cuckoldry
W0t?

>pic related
I always thought (and I know I'm not the only one) that /nst/ was dykegeneral.
Just check their greens m8, 90% of their stories are f/f

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>>28127831
It's just some bantz m8.
Twifags never seem to catch a break.

>>28127831
>implying the stories can't be perceived as "cuckolding straight male readers" dressed up in fiction.

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>>28127876

Last time from http://pastebin.com/vnJTznuT
>Twilight immediately begins to scarf the food down
>Jesus this girl has an appetite
>She begins eating vigorously
>It's pretty impressive
>Twilight notices you gawking at her
>She wipes her face with a napkin

>"Oh, I'm sorry, that wasn't very ladylike of me" she apologizes

"No no, it's totally cool, I just never seen people enjoy food like you do" you say reassuringly

>Twilight smiles and begins to eat again

>"So feller, how was your first day so far?" Applebloom pipes up

>All of the girl's attention return back to you

"Well uh..Like you three already know, I met Applejack in my first period"

>Twilight perks up

>>28128332
>"You met Applejack already? That's great!" Twilight says

>It is liberating to know all these people
>It's all happening so fast
>You're not complaining though
>It'd be great to go home and tell your parents that you've met new friends

"Yeah, she was very honest and nice, I'm also her partner for a project"

>"Are ya'll talking 'bout me?" a familiar southern voice speaks

>Applejack comes by with her lunch tray

>"Howdy everyone!" greets Applejack

>Everyone exchanges greetings with Applejack

>"I see ya'll met my new partner for our fangled project" says AppleJack

>"It's such a coincidence that we all met the same person isn't it?" asked Twilight

"Or maybe it's a good thing" you say taking a bite of your taco

>They all look at you
>They all exchange a smile with you
>This is good..isn't it?

>"I certainly can't wait for you to meet the rest of the gang" Twilight tells you

>Rest of the gang?
>She wants you to meet more of her friends?
>This idea sits in your head on a fence
>The more friends the merrier right?
>Still though, you don't know how to deal with these friends, is it too early to gain more?
>When in doubt, square up

"I can't wait" you reply

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>>28127227
>image
That might even be too generous. I'm pretty sure a lot of the shit I was assigned in middle school left me a little less intelligent for having read it.

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>>28128337
>"Three of them are actually busy right now, but two others should be coming over any moment now" says Twilight

>Jesus Christ
>Twilight, Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetiebelle, Applebloom, AND five more!?
>It's a lottery for friendship
>Still, it can also be a minefield
>Despite how well things are going along with these new people, you don't really know a thing about them
>Not to mention you met Fluttershy as well
>You really don't want to look at a bad side of this, but you don't really know anything about these girls
>Applejack is a southern girl who's struggling in her classes with a sister, but she could be a killer
>Scootaloo was smitten by you sure, but she was probably thinking about skinning your face
>Wait a second!
>Now just calm down
>It's the paranoia speaking
>These are graceful, innocent girls who want to befriend you
>Not only that, they want to introduce you to more friends
>Oh geez
>Seriously, fuck social emotions

>>28127227
Dude, I know you still want to post here every day. And I respect that, nothing against you on that. But do you really really want to keep doing this? I'm getting the feeling you're not enjoying this at all. I just want you to have fun. I want you to enjoy what you do here, that's pretty much the point of doing it for free. It's something you don't have to do, something you just have a passion for. I suggest that you don't strain yourself like this. And now that you don't have any current stories to finish, now would be the perfect time to at least slow down a little. Like, take a break. You've been doing this every day for literally months.
I don't even understand how you stayed this consistent for so long.
I personally may not care about the other writefags, but it's not like the thread is going to die without you. There's no reason why you can't lay low for a bit. But if you don't want to, no one is stopping you.
Just at least think about it. Please.

>>28128854
I'm sure it doesn't help that the thread is 90% obsolete.

>>28128872
>>28128854
And it probably doesn't help either that Green is pretty much the only contributor left in the other 10%. Except NaOH

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>>28128854
>It's not like the thread is going to die without you.

>tfw spent around three hours cataloguing and tagging images that I'll never see again due to the amount of saved pics

My god, I feel trapped. This isn't life.

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>>28126915
A BULLSHIT

TIME AFTER TIME WAS A MISTAKE.

THE TIME HAS COME TO ERASE THAT MISTAKE.

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>>28126868

>>28130317
Cum again.

>>28130320
2013 called, they want their memes back.

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>>28130585
You're right, it's 2016. Needs more diversity

>>28130317
Oh wowee you're so cool and funny!

>>28130231
What happened to PhandomRegiment's Derpy green? It's been quite a while since he posted

Can you recommend some TRIGGERfics?

>>28131360
Yeah, I really miss it. It's fuckin' cute.

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>>28130320
>>28130932

>>28131637
>Equestria juice
I chuckled

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>>28133241
>not even MLP related

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>>28130320
>4 EQG movies before 1 regular pony movie this generation
>there are EQG music videos with over 100 million views
>someone on /mlp/ doesn't like fingers
>come into containment thread for fingers and complain that it exists

>>28126868
Fast and Upset.

>Quarter mile after Quarter mile goes by, and Indigo “ZipZap” Toretto watches the sands of the desert fly by.
>She does this for hours, turning her head to look at the scenery to the sides more than she looks at the road.
>It’s almost time to put the plan into action. She gets her rope ready, pulling it out from the back compartment of the motorcycle.
>There it is… right there in the distance. The triple decker bus with the prisoners on it.
>”Target in sight.” Indigo speaks into the walkie talkie, contacting her crime boss.
>Static buzzes for a few seconds before Spitfire’s voice replies from the other line. “You know what to do.”
>Indigo picks up speed in the direction of the bus, reaching it in a matter of seconds. The driver does not notice her.
>The girl on the super powered high speed motorcycle attaches the grappling hook to the rope, and hurls it over the top of the bus. It catches onto the other side.
>The girl in the bus she’s looking to save, Lightning Dust, is the only one who hears this happen. She’s the only one who knows what to look out for.
>She looks out the window, spotting her partner in crime alongside the bus as it speeds down the desert road.
>Bus music starts playing.
>With a sharp right turn, Indigo Zap cuts her motorcycle to the side and heads into the desert. The bus, pulled from its top, is toppled over and falls onto its side. The loud crash echoes throughout the desert sands.
>Fire fills the entire inside of the bus, and Lightning Dust knows that it’s time to unbuckle from her seat and get out of the vehicle before it dies.
>The bus explodes, and Lightning Dust falls out of the window before the fire reaches her. She lands on the asphalt softly and rolls out of the way.
>It was all done in once move, and Indigo soon finds her amid all the smoke.
>”What took ya so long?” Lightning Dust inquires as the other prisoners scream in agony in the background.

>>28135109
>ZipZap slips her helmet off and shakes her hair around. “I got caught up in some business back home.” She lets her know.
>Lightning Dust gets onto the back seat of the motorcycle, and Indigo rides her back in the direction of the base where they will plan their next heist with Spitfire.

To be continued. A lot.

>>28128854
>>28127407
Nope, I don't enjoy this. But I can't fucking stop.
>>28127425
How did you forget, Anon?
>>28128399
My problem is that I just don't read at all.

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>>28128439
>You're extremely grateful
>Just a little nervous is all
>In fact, every friend you made so far is a girl
>Weird that you haven't made a single dude friend
>Now you're at a table full of them
>You're still not complaining
>It is odd though
>The only guys you met so far were very unpleasant
>Seriously, fuck that blue haired guy
>Fucking generic Sonic
>Why does every school have a stock bully?
>This couldn't be more old fashioned
>Could be worse though
>You take a sip of your soda to calm your nerves
>Just gotta avoid that guy for the rest of the year
>Maybe after school, you can go sight seeing

>"Oh hey Fluttershy" Twilight greeted

>Fluttershy?
>You turn your head to see Fluttershy sit down with her tray
>She looks surprised to see you
>You weren't expecting to see her so soon either
>Don't be awkward, say hey

"Hey Fluttershy, fancy seeing you here"

>Smooth as a dragon dildo

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>>28135554
>"You met Fluttershy already? Wow, you work quick" Twilight pats your shoulder

>Fluttershy blushes
>Everyone else greets her

"Yeah, we met in science"

>"S-sorry about your cheek" Fluttershy meekly says

>No one noticed it until now
>The rest of the girls look to your face
>There's the feeling again

>"What in tarnation happened there? That sure wasn't on your face when I saw you this mornin'" Applejack speaks up

>Twilight nods in agreement
>"Yeah, what happened to you?"

>You try to brush it off

"Nothing, it was just a little bump"

>Cole Phelps would slap you
>Don't thank the academy because you suck at acting

>"He said he got punched by some guy" Scootaloo pipes up

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>>28135558
>You shoot Scootaloo a small glare
>She retreats behind her taco
>Twilight examines your cheek further

>"He must have hit you pretty hard"

>Good work detective

"Yeah, but Fluttershy wiped away most of the blood when it was gushing"

>"Wow, Nice work Flutters!" Sweetiebelle said to Fluttershy

>Fluttershy's face went completely red

>"I-it was nothing..r-really..was just trying to be...helpful" She was hiding behind her bangs

>"Do you know who did this?" Applejack asks

>Before you could answer, Applebloom spoke up

>"He said it was a guy with blue hair sis'"

>"Blue hair?" Twilight started "It couldn't be who we think it is could it?"

>The pronoun game

>"That's what we were thinking!" Sweetiebelle said

>"Was he wearing a leather jacket by any chance?" Twilight asks you

"Y-yeah..he was" you answer

>"UGH, I knew it" She replied frustrated

"Um..who is 'he'"

>Applejack answered

> "Flash Sentry"

>>28135139
I don't know why but I want more of this.

>>28127227
Are they going to do it with Anon in the next one?

>>28135566
Flash just fucked up his chance on getting some prime teen nerd pussy.

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Bamp

>>28136579
>Boner.exe has stopped working

>>28136579
>SFM
No thanks

>>28135139
>The two partners in crime head back to their headquarters in an undisclosed garage.
>They finally made it back to their cars, it’s their specialty to drive those, with the exception of ZipZap and her motorcycle.
>A few hours later, they begin to hear sirens outside of their building.
>They approach quickly after seeming to appear out of nowhere. The cops must have really tried to sneak up on them this time.
>With no other options, ZipZap chooses to take the keys to her spare tank off the rack and see if she can get past the cops that way.
>The LA county sheriff gets out her microphone, flexing her muscles as he hears a roar come from inside the garage. She ducks out of the way before the tank comes crashing through the garage door.
>Indigo ZipZap Toretto is behind the tank wheel.
>Lightning Dust has already taken the secret tunnel outside outward to freedom. The cops swarming the building don’t think to even look there.
>The sheriff wipes her rainbow hair out of her face and chases after ZipZap in her tank. She ponys up and sprouts her wings in order to fly after her.
>A beautiful yet useful mechanism.
>Indigo takes her tank through the entire downtown section of the city, wrecking literally everything with the wheel thingies of the tank all over the cars and trucks.
>Rainbow Dash, the sheriff, attempts one last measure in order to sloe the tank down. She hauls a safe out from some underground hideout and uses a grappling hook to attach it to the tank.
>The force of the safe, weighting about 10 tons, does little to stop the 70 ton tank. ZipZap zip zaps away and onto the highway where she escapes the city, switching the safe up for a lighter one using special ruses with a little help from her friends.
>Rainbow Dash flies after her, but gets tired and gives up.
>No one ever saw Indigo "ZipZap" Toretto again for 40 days and 40 nights until Moses walked on water.
End.
>>28135939
No. And for the record, I'm never going to put Lemon Zest in a sex scene.

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>>28137430
I'm already tired of writing this. There's no reason for me to start an entirely new greentext to obsess over if I'm not even going to like it.
None of this feels right. I don't want to keep doing this whole posting stories I don't even care about thing. Hell, I hate it so much. I'm running out of words to use and what little interest I have left.
I'd ask you guys to pitch me ideas you'd want to see, but I'm afraid I'll shoot everything down because I have a super hard time finding common interests with other people.
Anyone have any suggestions on whether or not I should try this?
>>28135673
Thanks, but I don't want more of this. I've decided to try and write something I like for a change instead of wasting my energy and potential.
I have people outside of here to be better than. And others to at least come as close as I can to such a feat.

>>28137430
Awww, I was kinda looking forward to some sexy Zest, oh well.

>>28137450
I don't know, every good story you make that you haven't finished or have heartedly finished was something that keeps everyone here. If your problem is getting this bad, I can think of any suggestions. When we say write what you want it usually never finishes, so all I can ask for is for you to finish something, anything really. But that's all I got.

>>28137468
I can think of
cant*

>>28137450
Pink Floyd Anon here. Dude, I said it once and I'll say it again: write if you want, when you want, and what you want! You're under no obligation to be writing random stuff that you don't care about. It's clear to me that after Time After Time got derailed from your original vision you've been having a hard time.

Just start it anew and severely reduce the intro filler and go straight to the action fantasy you wanted.

Did discord stop working for any of you guys?

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>>28138505
Server went down for me and some friends, dontknow aboutthe fb chat

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>>28139125
Nude version

>>28139546
YOU LIAR!

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>>28139972

>>28139125
>>28140047
Is there even a nude version already? I'll make one to compensate for what the troll did if that's the case.

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>>28140774

>>28141803
>>28141803
stop that

>>28141803
We really can't go 100 posts without a low quality bump, can we?

>>28141947
Giving it attention just makes it worse.

>>28142602
It's rightfully deserved.

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>>28137450
Sounds like you're burned out. I say take a break from writing. Relax and recharge your batteries.

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>>28135566
"Flash Sentry?" you ask

>"Y-yeah...he's my ex" Twilight answers

>Ex boyfriend huh
>How fucking cliche can this get?
>Your first day, you meet a beautiful girl, and you get socked by her ex boyfriend
>What's next? A ski competition? A karate tournament?

>"Listen..I'm sorry he hurt you, he's a real jerk"

>A stinging sensation returns to your cheek
>It's been half a day yet it feels like a thousand years already passed by

"It's fine, if the bell didn't ring when it did, he probably would've did more"

>You try to shrug it all off with a light chuckle
>Another sip of your soda for reassurance

>"It isn't fine, I don't know what I saw in him," she starts "He bullies every guy I talk to, and he's just- ugh"

>This isn't your department
>The closest to a relationship you had are dating simulators
>They don't turn out like this
>You have to change the mood somehow

"Hey! He doesn't know I talk to you yet, I'm just gonna avoid him anyways"

>>28143941
>"What were you doing in the restroom that would've made him punch you?"

>No need to ponder

"Nothing at all," you take another sip "He was bullying some kid and I didn't want to leave so he punched me"

>Twilight was obviously getting angry because of this

>"Are ya'll thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" Applejack asks

>The girls nod in agreement
>You play along to not feel like the odd one out

>"We need to get back at him!" Twilight announces

>Oh fuck
>Oh fuck no
>No no no
>Shit
>If there's anything you know about drama, it's that in real life, this shit doesn't end well for the under dogs
>The girls seems so willing though
>Can you really talk them out of this
>Should you?

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>>28143944
>"Well, if there's anyone else we need fer this, it's definitely Sunset Shimmer" Applejack says

>"Who needs me?" A cougary voice trails from nearby

>"Speak of the devil" Twilight says

>"That was only one time!" the girl says

>Sitting at the table with the rest of you now was a girl in leather
>She had fiery hair, that for some reason, reminded you of bacon, but looked nothing like it
>This girl looked laid back
>Like a biker chick
>Suddenly, Applebloom spoke up

>"We need yer thinkin' skills to help us get back at Flash!"

>"Flash? What's he done now?" Sunset asked

>"The question is, what hasn't that rascal done, we made us here a new friend, and Flash already gone and hit him" answered Applejack

>Sunset's attention diverted to you
>She looked as if she took a moment to think

>"Okay, I'm in"

>The rest of the girls cheered as the idea was being accepted
>Sunset spoke to you

>"Hi there, I'm Sunset Shimmer, I hope you haven't heard things about me yet"

>You wonder what that means

>>28139125
>>28139546
>>28139972
>>28140047
>>28140062
derpiboo.ru/1199324

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Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

>”Well, Nonny kind of knows which masks we’re going to wear, so stop spoiling the surprise for goodness sake!” Pinkie Pie somewhat angrily says at you.
“All except for one, Sunset’s.”
>”That’ll remain a secret between Pinkie and me,” Sunset says with a cocky smirk, “and Anon is right, the masks will make this Formal quite interesting. I can’t wait for the Fall Formal to begin.”
>”Won’t we recognize each other’s voice?” The smart farm girl says.
>”With loud music playing? Nuh-uh! Besides, the masks change the way we sound anyways,” Pinkie Pie happily says, “so I think Anon’s idea of making everyone ‘anonymous’ is very likely.”
>The girls laugh at Pinkie’s clever choice of words.
“Heh…”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8BYdyBMojI
>You quietly and calmly sip some iced tea from its bottle and keep looking for part-time jobs.
>Your friends keep talking about next week’s Fall Formal.
>It seems to be the only thing in their mind.
>All except for one girl.
>Sunset Shimmer.
>You quickly take a glance at her and realize that she wasn’t paying attention to her friends, but instead; she was staring at you.
>Once she notices your glance she looks away and pretends to listen to what her friends are saying.
>You wonder what’s on her mind.
>You can’t help but look at her beautiful hair and delightful smile.
>You’re lost in her beauty.

>>28144414
You could've had the numbers, man.

>>28144414
Oh good it's time to read.

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>>28144414

>Then, you look at Fluttershy.
>Giggling and smiling as if no one was looking at her, caressing her hair as she talks with her friends.
>Then you look at your girlfriend.
>Talking with that fancy accent of hers, even with her eyes closed.
>Her hair looks as astonishing as always, and her skin is fair and delightful.
>Then, you look at Rainbow Dash. The sweetest tomboy in the world.
>You miss how she used to be your girlfriend in the previous timeline.
>Sure, she was kind of jealous and a bit of a cunt, but she had her reasons.
>All you did was fuck around with her friends and her feelings.
>Goodness knows what she truly feels for you under that thick skin of hers, a skin full of selfishness, pride and insecurity.

>School hours come to an end.
>”This is going to be awesome!” Rainbow Dash says, “Metallic Red?! Wow! Uncle E-Z’s favorite color.”
“I really don’t think he’ll have it ready for today Rainbow.”
>Rainbow Dash scoffs.
>”Please, you are underestimating uncle E-Z’s skills Anon, he’ll have it ready in no time.”
“Yeah, yeah…” you say with a tone of disbelief.
>After a lengthy bus ride full of sweaty people you finally arrive to the little Pay-N-Spray garage.

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>>28144814

>You find E-Z sitting on a comfortable looking chair reading an adult magazine, and as soon as he notices Rainbow Dash he throws it away from him as far as he can.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5YDqLqeABw
>”Uncle E-Z!” Rainbow Dash yells before running towards him.
>”Yo! Rainbow Dash! What’s crackin’?”
>They both share a hug.
>”So you came to see your little boyfriend’s restored car huh?”
>She smirks and pushes him away.
>”Always tryin’ to make me mad huh?” She says.
>”Just sayin’…I’m a friend of your old man after all.”
>She rolls her eyes in a playful way.
“Hey there Mr. E-Z,” you greet him, “you said that you’d have my car ready today right?”
>”Of course kid, we’ve had little to no work lately, and even if we did your car would’ve been the top priority,” E-Z looks at Rainbow Dash with a confident smile, “just ’cus Rainbow Blaze told us to fix it.”
>Rainbow’s dad has great friends.
>”Here’s your car kid, enjoy it.”
>The man takes off a blanket from your vehicle and-
“HOLY-“
>”-CRAP!”
>”Two satisfied costumers!”
>”DUDE! Look at this car! Holy…it’s not a piece of junk anymore!”
>You let out a satisfied laugh.
“I can’t believe this, I owe your dad a lot Rainbow…”
>”I know. Can we ride it already Uncle E-Z?”
>”Hell yeah, by the way kid. Remember the promise you made to Rainbow Blaze…”
“Huh?”
>”That you’d take me anywhere I wanted to Anon,” Rainbow Dash says, “have you forgotten already?”
>You laugh.
“Oh, that’s right! I almost forgot, at least you won’t ask me to take you to a boring place like Rarity always does.”
>Rainbow Dash chuckles.
>You both get inside the car.
”Whoa…how did he?”
>Rainbow shrugs.
>”Uncle E-Z’s secret.”

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>You turn the engine on and thank E-Z once again before driving away.
>”Listen to that engine Anon!”
“Engine? Look at this shit! E-Z installed a music player as well!”
>You turn the music player on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0PCYPpCW2g
>It seems E-Z left his mark behind.
>Absolutely disgusting.
>You grab a flash drive from your backpack and stick it on the music player.
“Say, do you wanna listen to some vaporwave?”
>”Vapor what now?”
>As soon as Rainbow Dash finishes that sentence the music starts playing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
>”Wow…that sure is, something.”
“You’ll end up liking it.”
>Rainbow Dash bobs her head to the music.
>”Uncle E-Z never fails to deliver. Hah! You owe my dad a lot of money…and I bet a couple of favors as well,” she says in a cocky way.
>You chuckle.
“Yes.”
>”Yes what?”
“I’m taking you to the Fall Formal.”
>Rainbow Dash gets all flustered.
>”What the?! Not that kind of favor you idiot!” She angrily says.
“Chill, I’m pulling your leg…”
>Rainbow Dash shakes her head and stays silent for a bit.
>You just focus on driving.
>”You know Anon, even if everyone gave you a hard time and laughed at you over this car…and while it’s quite old, I think it’s cute. It fits you pretty well.”
>You crack a smile.
>”What?”
“How sweet of you to say such things Rainbow, thanks.”
>Rainbow Dash blushes and immediately looks at the window.
“But I couldn’t care less what people think about it, the only thing that matters to me is your thoughts on it.”
>Rainbow Dash cracks a smile as well.
“I’m glad that your dad made me promise that I’d drive you wherever you wanted to, we’ll both have a great time.”
>”I already am…I enjoy hanging out with you every time I can Anon.”
>Wow. Cute.

>>28144822
>>28144833
Thank you famalam, also checked.

>>28144833
sauce?

>>28144833
I will never understand what's so appealing in this vaporwave. It's not even a music, these are just... sounds.

>>28145565
Let's not jump to music discussions here?

>>28145565
You would need to lose most of your brain cells to enjoy it.

>>28145565
It's dank. That's all you need to know.

>>28145565
Woo push buttons! Even an 8 year old can do it!

>>28145696
>>28145565
Woo press piano keys!
Woo pluck guitar strings!
Woo blow air into a mouthpiece while pushing buttons!
Even an 8 year old can do it!

>>28145721
Literally too. But only a faggot like this>>28145696
can blow the teacher well enough to pass.

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>>28145832

I want Greentext to come back and do another bitch boy rant about how he sucks at writing.

>>28146843
I don't care for Greentexts writing. I only come here for my main man NaOh. I've read some of Greentexts stories. I read the indigo and sour sweet one parts of it and it felt rushed and alittle cringey

>>28147039
>I only come here for my main man NaOh.


And people wonder why more writers don't come here.

smhtbhfam.

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Also, NaOH if you are done with a dump then tell us please don't just stop>>28144833

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>>28145565
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT VAPORWAVE

low quality bump.

Choke on it.

>>28151119
Not a real low quality bump.

0/10

>>28149713
pretty much this
Please.

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>>28152003
>>28149713
Sometimes I wonder, If it's actually just Liquid saying that, or if you people hadn't had enough of the high school reunion. Please refer to
>>28147456

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>>28147456
>I only come here for my main man NaOh.

And Anons blame the chat for making people leave.
When writers make something and it feels like they're talking to a wall, it's pretty understandable they would just give up.
Remember why Holy left? It's the same shit, year in- year out.

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>>28152060
>>28152184
I wouldn't blame Liquid/Naoh, he just dumps his updates and leaves to his own devices unlike Green and many other writers who do >>28137450 this bullshit and take this shit too seriously.

>all of this bullshit

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>>28152287
As of lately, no one else has been complaining except Greentext

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>>28152349
Exactly, that makes me like the guy less and less.
>Guuuuys, I don't like writing this story anymoooore. How about giving me some (you)s?
Anyways, this shit used to happen when Naoh posted as liquid plasma as well so it's nothing new, I bet the guy is used to it.

>>28152287
Well I figure doing daily updates and wassive walls of text almost every other day would do that to you.
He's pretty much the only one keeping this thread on a daily green injection.

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>>28147456
>>28152060
>>28152184
> New guy comes in asking for something to read after WFD
> Gets only one response from Green.
What a fucking surprise that people only care about NaOH story since you can't even point out anything else.

>>28152507
Nah, we're talking about writers that are currently writing, or thinking of doing so. Not stories that have already been finished and are in the pastebin.

>>28152595
And the only other writer was just Green and no one else from this conversation about Liquid? I wonder why.

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>>28152507
>>28152595
>>28152648
>>28152433
>>28152421
>>28152349
>>28152312
>>28152287
>>28152184
>>28152060

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>>28152648
Could you repeat that please, but in English this time?

>>28152738
>Could you repeat that please, but in English this time?
Could you repeat that please, but in English this time?

>>28152433
Yeah. But when he keeps whining about it makes me wonder why he writes in the first place.
I hate when "writers" say this. No one is forcing Alex to do so.

>>28152595
Yep, and new readers totally doesn't matter for
>currently writing, or thinking of doing so

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>>28152870
Eh, well speaking as someone who's written for their own thread before, I kinda know how it feels to have people 'depend' on you to finish a story or to do something. You're right honestly, no one forces us to do it, but once you're in that position your outlook changes somewhat.

Also, I feel like Green's got some sense of obligation for what happens to the thread.
Like him or not, read his stories or don't, but he is pretty much the only one keeping this thread alive and functioning.
Your 'main man' might be NaOH, and I guess that's cool, but he doesn't post nearly enough to keep the thread afloat. That is pretty much Green's job entirely.

Your point still stands, but you have to look at it from their point of view a tad too.

>All this arguing about NaOh.
Has everyone forgotten about the future of Fingerbang himself, Leman?

>>28153800
#DicksOut4Leman

>>28127227
>>28137450
>>28137430
What's the sequel going to be about, then? If none of the girls are going to do it with Anon, then what are you going to write?

If you just want to stop writing sex scenes, I'd rather you continue FriENDship if anything. That story was edgy but a lot of the scenes got me hooked.

Can you do that one since you have nothing else to write anyway?

>>28153064
>speaking as someone who's written for their own thread before
Which thread? Judging by that picture, I may know what it is, but I'm curious.

>>28154461
We need to make this a thing.

>>28155965
>bait

>>28146843
>>28152287
>>28152349
>>28152421
>>28152870
Oh, woe is me! I hate writing greentext so much, I wanna stop. Why, oh, why are all the other writers better than me? If only I could enjoy writing more things would I feel better about posting here and not feel obligated about continuing.

I can lament some more if you want.

Refer to this >>28135139. When I say that I can't stop, I mean it. I made a promise a long while back to post something every day, and that promise turned out to be one of the main things keeping /fb/ alive, especially with the discussions by the people who read what I wrote and reply with tips/advice that I asked for. And yes, I am aware that my writing is rushed and not very good when it comes to the stories I don't like. I've pointed that out before. But the thing is... I don't care. It's better than nothing.
Yes, I'm going to voice my feelings about a story I don't want to write anymore if I have something to get off my chest after abruptly ending the thing. And yes, I'm going to take this "too seriously" and provide as much content as I can without it being too too horrible. Yes, I don't know what I want to do next, so I'm going to interact with my audience and you're just going to have to deal with it. Sorry.
>>28153064
>>28147039
>>28152507
>>28152060
>>28152433
>>28152648
I think NaOH is an interesting writer. I may not have read all of WFD, but I can see why a lot of people like it. It's a fun and thrilling story; doesn't have to be Shakespeare-tier or anything. To be honest, I don't even mind him getting a lot of feedback on his work, but then again, so do I. So I guess I'm not one to talk when it comes to other writers being ignored. So I'll hush up about that now.

Title: Cognitive Dissonance.
>Trixie always saw herself as the biggest star out there.
>Ever since she was a little girl, her aspirations rose to heights even too high for those of a child.
>She actually planned out her success on paper, mapping out what gigs she would imagine herself doing decades into the future.
>Call it arrogant, but this meant the whole world and then some to the girl. And that was years before now.
>Trixie’s hands these days shake at the very thought of her success. The feeling compels her to walk through the chilly breeze every morning to the theater to attend her daily performing arts club she signed up for.
>It’s always right before school, and Trixie has to be careful not to wake her stepsister Sugarcoat on the lower portion of their bunk bed. She won’t have to do this anymore once she starts raking in more money for herself so she can move out.
>Everyone notices her approach the theater, but mostly because of the walkways being on the opposite side of the building from the parking lot.
>The girl knows her entrance electrifies everyone in the room as she steps through the door. She just KNOWS it.
>Ignoring the looks on everyone else’s faces, Trixie sets her mind free of distractions and pulls out her glorious equipment.
>She walks to the center of the stage to ensure that everyone can watch her practice.
>It feels like an eternity before Trixie is done going over her act, and the other people around her reluctantly clap to avoid another… episode.
>Trixie thanks them and basks in the encouragement they give her. The carefully crafted fake smiles reinforce Trixie’s ego as she packs up at the end fo the session and gets ready to go to school.
>The confidence sticks with her in each desk she sits in as the classes go by.
>…
>Sugarcoat sits at her desk in her room at 3:10 in the afternoon, planning to finish all of her homework by 5:00.

>>28156176
>She’s too used to hearing the footsteps going up the stairs to flinch when Trixie comes bursting through the door.
>”The talent show is still a whole week away! Why can’t it just be here already? Trixie is far beyond excited!” The magician girl throws her backpack onto her top part of the bunk bed, staring at Sugarcoat.
>It takes Sugarcoat a few seconds to give into the pressure to answer. She can’t ignore her stepsister for much longer.
>”Why are you so excited? It’s just another talent show that your school does every year. What makes this one any different?”
>Trixie rolls her eyes to the ceiling and scoffs, climbing up to her throne that is the higher bunk bed. “Because Trixie is going to dominate it this time!”
>Sugarcoat doesn’t humor the girl by answering, only waiting for her to dish out more material before she starts shooting it down again.
>”You see.” Trixie continues. “The last year or so has seen Trixie learning many new methods on creating illusions. Unlike last year, so many hours have been spent on practicing. The competition will have no idea what hit them.”
>”Unless you convince me otherwise, I seriously doubt it.”
>Trixie watches Sugarcoat cross her arms, having expected her to not be easily swayed.
>”Trixie was hoping you’d say that.” She pulls a deck of cards out of her backpack.”
>”Another card trick, huh?” Sugarcoat squints at the girl on top of the bunk beds. “You should try to come up with an original act sometime. Because doing a card trick isn’t going to help you stand out. Tons of magicians or what have you do card tricks. And they all end up with them choosing a card you didn’t expect or something. It gets really uninteresting after seeing enough of them.”
>”How do YOU know this is going to be uninteresting?” Trixie’s grin still becomes smug regardless. “Trixie already knew that. Which is why she added a new twist to the act to make it more interesting.”

>>28156185
>Sugarcoat turns back to her desk, wishing she could make of for the wasted two and a half minutes she spent talking to Trixie. “I’m not interested. Go show dad or something.”
>With a furrow of her brow, Trixie slides off the edge of the bed and lands right behind Sugarcoat. “You’re just afraid that you’ll actually be impressed this time.” She insists.
>”Um, no. I’m not.”
>Trixie sets up the card trick while Sugarcoat has her back turned, slipping a couple of cards up her sleeves in advance.
>”You sure? Trixie would have guessed that you think it’s impossible to…” Trixie pauses for emphasis. “Juggle cards.”
>Sugarcoat would have laughed had she not been annoyed. She spins around on her chair and fixes her glasses. “I guess I’d like to see what your idea of “juggling” is, then.”
>Determined to change Sugarcoat’s mind as quickly as possible, Trixie begins to toss the card around in front of her, spinning them vertically.
>It’s already obvious that this trick wasn’t well thought out in any way, even though Trixie put a lot of time into learning how to catch them easily.
>”Pretty sure you can’t do this.” Trixie starts to boast.
>”Nope. But I’m also pretty sure I don’t give a-”
>”I hasn’t even begun yet!” Trixie lets all of the cards land onto her hand face up in a stack. “Pick one.” She fans them out in her hand to reveal the five cards revealing the numbers 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10.
>Sugarcoat’s glare is more than enough for the girl to have to verbally answer “no”.
>”Pick… one!” Trixie repeats, a little more insistently. “More importantly, pick a card with a number that you DON’T see.”
>And that’s the last thing Sugarcoat needed to know that Trixie has the other five cards up her sleeves. She sighs in the wake of something far from surprise. “One.”
>Trixie commences the “oh so exciting” juggling of the cards once more, showing how much she practices using one hand to catch the cards as she starts to toss them around her back at the same time.

>>28156190
>Sugarcoat watches her do it quickly as well, noticing the precision it takes in order to pull something like this off.
>Until… she’s able to clearly see where Trixie slips the card with the 1 on it out from her sleeve. It wasn’t anywhere near subtle enough.
>Trixie finishes juggling and produces the deck of cards in her hand, all face down. The card numbered 1 on top, of course. She swipes it off the top and shows it to Sugarcoat, at least expecting her eyebrows involuntarily rise.
>Nothing.
>”In shock?” Trixie asks, straightening her back. “Trixie’s original and innovative act was epic and you know it! When have you ever seen someone juggle cards?”
>”I saw you get the card from out of your sleeve.” Sugarcoat points out. “And your hand movements don’t resemble traditional juggling. You were literally just throwing the cards into the air and catching them one at a time. I’ll admit that learning how to catch them so fast takes memorization, but it’s not interesting enough to put into a talent show.”
>”Oh, please!” Trixie responds. “You only knew that because I showed you that song I wrote.”
>”Which is what made it even more obvious that you were going to have “tricks up your sleeve”. Not only did I figure out you were going to do that before you even did it, but it’s one of the oldest tricks in the book. You should expect over half of your audience to figure it out even if they don’t see it, which I wouldn’t hold my breath on. I bet they know about your song too, by the way.”
>”Don’t lie to your sister! Trixie knows she’s not invisible. There’s no way-”
>”I saw it. And I’m not impressed, and I’m sure that no one else will be either.”
>”You’re just jealous that Trixie can do something you can’t! Again! All you do is waste your time on school work because you’re too used to living a boring life going to the boring school that doesn’t even have talent shows!”

>>28156199
>”No, I’m glad that I’m not as deluded as you.” Sugarcoat imagines all of the things she can do that Trixie isn’t aware of. “And you do realize that all Crystal Prep students have to know archery, right?”
>Trixie stifles an arrogant cackle. “Archery is easy! All you have to do is point and shoot! Far too below Trixie’s level of intellect!”
>”I can assure you that it’s a lot more than just a simple “point and shoot” type deal. But then again, I’m not surprised that you think otherwise. You’ve never even tried it, have you?” Sugarcoat actually can’t believe that Trixie is THIS clueless about archery.
>”Trixie doesn’t NEED to try it! She has more… interesting things to do.”
>”Again, I’m glad that I’m not ad deluded as you.”
>”Out of arguments, hmm?”
>”At least I had a valid one to begin with. I simply feel like it’s not worth my time to have this conversation with you again when I could be finishing up my homework. Now, if you’ll excuse me.” she spins the chair back around to her desk.
>”It’s YOU who is deluded.” Trixie raises her voice, but keeps the smug grin on her face. “You just don’t want to admit that Trixie has become a multi-talented genius who can do things that will not only rock the talent show next week, but win as well.” She starts to walk away to go back downstairs.
>”You’re going to lose that talent show.”
>”Whatever you say miss archery.” Trixie turns around. “In fact. To prove her point, Trixie will learn archery before the talent show and put it into her act in addition to her new card trick! You better get ready to eat your words!”
>”I recommend that you don’t make such stupid decisions so quickly.”
>”It’s not stupid if Trixie will be proven right!” The other girl trots down the stairs.
>”You’re in for an unpleasant surprise.” Sugarcoat keeps her eyes glued to her work.
>Trixie doesn’t answer her, going down to the basement to find the archery equipment.

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>>28156210
So this is another thing I decided to try. I'm not crazy over it, but it's not going to have any sex scenes, which I despise so much. I just think that I could generate a lot of chemistry between these two characters if I really tried. Pic related.
>>28137468
>>28138053
>>28143782
>>28137452
It is a little bit convenient that I take a break, since I'm moving up to a new place for uni on Monday, but the last thing I want to do is burn out. Most of the other writefags I've seen do that stopped writing altogether after a while and returned after many months of writers block. I gotta at least keep myself sharp and on my toes.
But your advice has not fallen upon deaf ears. I have actually been getting ready to experiment with new writing ideas at some point, since I don't really have any of those other stories to worry about anymore, as it has been pointed out. Plus, posting every day really helps to keep this thread going anyway, I just hope you guys don't hate what I write too much. It's going to get pretty weird.

But in any case. I'm not stopping writing altogether. I'll find a way to enjoy it one way or another, it'll just take time ti find that way. So I'll just try this story out for now and see how it goes.

All or nothing, folks. All or nothing.

>>28156289
More of this would be pretty interesting. Just don't drop this one and I'm happy.

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>>28156289
I've got to say this looks very promising. Thank you for writing all this time. I don't know how you do it. I can barely force myself to write things I've planned for weeks or even months and you keep writing up a storm like it's nothing.

>>28156441
What this anon said.

>>28156170
I want NaOH to continue WFD SC :) pls

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>>28156170
Let me help you with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjt4J0E57k

>>28156289
Continue this pls

>>28156289
Good luck and Godspeed Green y

I-I enjoy your green fampai

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>>28156625

Where did Pheno go?

>>28156170
I got to hand it to you. If you've been keeping a promise to write every day starting in April, that takes some endurance. But it's a bit over the top if you don't even want to do it, don't you think? Like, are you just going to keep doing this forever? But still good job sticking to it. This thread would be a lot more dead without you, and it's still pretty dead right now.

>>28156289
>Sugarcoat is Trixie redesign
How did I not notice this?

>>28156289
Since you've abandoned Time After Time, could you tell us what was the ending? Did Anon and Sunset ended up together or did Twilight's keikaku came to fruition?

>>28156289
we at /nst/ enjoyed your stuff and you should come write to us more frequently

>>28157713
Get out.

>>28157722
Those are some harsh words, Nonnie. Don't you know that friendship is magic?

>>28157764
nst is shit, and you should feel shit, get out cuck general.

>>28158271
When the prelevant topic and stories posted are cuck shit, that makes it a cuck general. only difference is if its pony(Marital problems) or human(you fucks), piss off. Leman and his kind aren't welcome here.

>>28159151

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>>28158282
>lesbian dykeshit
>cuck
Do you just take /pol/ memes at face value without realizing what they actually mean?

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>>28156863
Summer killed her.

She'll be back actively in a few weeks.

Sporadic drunken shitposting interspersed infrequently, most likely.

>>28159808
Nice low quality bump!

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Sunder Yarn

P1
>Long ago, Humans and Equinns lived together in relative harmony.
>But the day came when Prince Sombra of the Amethyst Clan sought to gain control over the power known as TYRANT.
>Sowing chaos and destruction throughout the lands, Sombra cultivated the darkness in his heart and set his sight towards the treasure of the Crystal Empire: The Crystal Heart.
>For a moment, he was victorious, but the Princesses Celestia and Luna, backed by the might of several nations, brought him low.
>Victory was short-lived. His dark influence had infected humanity and driven many to madness as the magic of the Equinns awakened the TYRANT within them.
>Seeing no other choice, the Sentinel sundered the worlds in two in order to prevent more humans from awakening under the influence of TYRANT.
>And yet they could not be completely separated. A bell tower stands in the Human world.
>Some say that its ringing signals an opening to the land of the Equinns: Equestria
>The only thing anyone knows for sure is this: those who venture into the pit at its top will never return.
>A boy of only 14 years approaches the tower, backpack in tow and sword in hand.
>Today marks the third time in his life he has heard the bell ring.
>And today he will finally heed its call.
>He stares into the abyss, his heart pounding in his chest.
>It's not like before, though. No. Now, he's ready.
>No more fear. Only courage.
>Taking a few steps back, Flash gets a running start and jumps into the pit.
>No. It's not like before. Because he could see it now. In the pit of all that darkness, he could see it:
'A spark of light.'
[Stand tall, Flash Sentry. A land of magical horse women awaits you!]

>>28160916
Am I the only one who read this with Celestia's voice?

>>28160916
done posting?

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>>28160916
P2
>'The landing was rougher than you expected. [Fade]. Wake up.
>You open your eyes and take in your surroundings.
'A forest?'
>You look over your shoulder to spot a giant tree behind you. There is a door shaped hole at its base.
>'It looks like that is where you popped out of...
>You start to climb to your feet, taking notice of where you landed: a flower bed of yellow flowers.
>You stare at them for a moment before something clicks in your mind.
"Celosia."
>'Does that matter?
>Probably not. Still... You move towards the tree and look through the hole: a single person could live comfortably here.
>But there is nothing to suggest that it is anything but a small 'room.'
'Wait...!'
>You spin around and rush back to the flowerbed. After a bit of sifting, and with a sigh of relief, you find your backpack and sword.
Toy Sword: Made of plastic. Looks like the real thing at a distance. Doubles as a flashlight!
Backpack: One of Dad's army packs. Given to you on your 13th birthday. Holds a lot of stuff. Dark blue with 'F.S.' weaved into the front.
Bracelets (cuffs?)[equipped]: Dark blue/normal blue checkered pattern... Why did you bring these?
Food and Water: A few days’ worth. Can't go dying like an amateur, Mr. Toyswordsman.
Compass: Surely a magical land of horse women operates on the basic principles of electromagnetism. Just hope you find a map.
Boxers: Three pairs. Snug with plenty of breathing room.
Lighter: The second hottest thing in your arsenal. ;)
>Gathering your things, you look around again. The sun is hanging high in the sky.
>'You should have 6 or so hours before it gets dark.
>'There is a path ahead of you.
>A dirt path. It looks like people frequent this area.
>Pray that they are friendly, Flash.

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>>28161105
>Flash

>>28161105
P3
>You push past several branches as you continue along the dirt path. Which is looking less dirty and more grassy as you continue along.
'Did I make a wrong turn at that fork? I can still tun back-'
>As you push a branch out of your way, you hear a squeaky shriek as something furry brushes against your hand.
>Your eyes reflexively snap to your hand, allowing you the briefest glimpse of a squirrel(?) before he falls from the branch.
>Barely registering the fall, you reach out for the falling creature, catching him before gently setting him on the ground.
"Whoops. Sorry little guy."
>The creature shakes its head, as though coming out of a daze, before pouting angrily at you.
>"[angry squirrel noises]"
"H-hey! I said I was sorry, buddy."
>The squirrel shoots you a positively indignant look before moving his hands up and down his chest area, as though to...
'Oooh'
>'Time to work some magic, it seems.
>You kneel down, an embarrassed smile on your face as you rub the back of your neck.
"Sorry about that, Ms. Squirrel(?). I didn't mean to offend you or knock you off your perch. Can I make it up to you somehow?"
>The creature stares at you for a moment, giving you a pretty clear view of her eyes: yellow sclera with unevenly sized red pupils.
>She brings a claw to her furry chin, giving it a thoughtful rub before flashing a toothy grin at you.
>Signaling you to follow, she leads you to a thorn bush; you can see several berries nestled within, ripe for the taking.
>You glance at her; she opens her mouth and points at it expectantly before lying on the ground.
>Your brows furrow; you know where this is going.

>>28161143
>2016
>still being triggered by Flash

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>>28144833
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjpeQgD4LCs
>”Well, I have an idea. Why don’t we take things slow for a while and drive to the creek? We can get away from the chaos that is currently invading Canterlot.”
“Take things slow?! Who are you and what have you done with Rainbow Dash?!” You mockingly say.
>Rainbow Dash giggles in a cute way.
>”Come on now, maybe we can have an ice cream first now that Mr. and Mrs. Cake’s shop is open. And don’t worry about money, after all the expenses you’ve made it’ll be my treat this time.”
“Ice cream? Yeah…I’d like that a lot, but can we drop by the hospital first? I promised Derpy that I’d go visit her today.”
>Rainbow smiles.
>”Yeah, why not? Poor girl must’ve had a hard time in there.”
>You crack a smile and drive towards the hospital Derpy’s staying at.
>”I hope she’s okay…I don’t want to imagine what those creeps did to her.”
“She said that nothing happened to her, and I trust that’s the absolute truth.”
>”That guy…you know, the one that broke into the building to save her.“
>Urk.
“What about him?”
>”I’ve been thinking a lot about that whole incident…if something happened to me-“
“Don’t even imagine such things Rainbow Dash…”
>Rainbow looks through her window.
“Remember what I told you a few days ago? That I’d never forgive myself if something happened to you? That I promised that I’d be willing to give everything I have to keep you safe and sound?”
>Rainbow blushes.
>”…Anon.”

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>>28161268

“I’m not sure if I would go to THAT extreme, but you have my word that I’d do everything I can to protect you.”
>Rainbow Dash scoffs.
>”I hope, for your sake, that you told Rarity the same thing. Otherwise she won’t be too happy with you.”
>You chuckle.
“Let’s forget about Rarity for a while now okay? Whenever she asks me to accompany her to the mall I die inside a little bit.”
>Rainbow Dash squints and smirks.
>”You don’t sound too happy with being her boyfriend Anon.”
“I-I never implied such thing.”
>”Then why are you asking me to stop talking about her?”
>You sigh.
“If you want to keep talking about her so much then fine, let me tell you about the times we’ve made out.”
>Rainbow Dash sucks air through her teeth, looking hurt by that comment.
>”N-nah, I’ll definitely pass on that…”
>You smirk.
>”Is she a good kisser?”
>wat.

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>>28161289

“Excuse me?”
>”I just wanted to know if she’s-“
“Why would you want to know that? Don’t tell me…”
>”What?”
“Don’t tell me you want to KISS HER!?!”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2tHG6Okpso
>Rainbow Dash’s face goes completely red and starts yelling at you.
>”WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE?!”
>You start laughing at her.
“AHAHAHA, oh Rainbow Dash. I should’ve known…”
>”SHUT UP ANON! GOSH! I HATE YOU!”
>Rainbow Dash punches your right arm with both her fists.
“OW! HAHAH! Stop it Dashie!”
>”You idiot! Why are you always like this towards me?!”
“It’s just a prank Rainbow! Stop punching me! I can’t drive like this!”
>Rainbow Dash starts scratching your arm, making you wince a bit in pain.
“URK! Dash?! Hahah…stop it!”
>”Apologize!”
“Me?! You’re the one hurting me…and the one that wants to kiss Rarity.”
>”I don’t want to kiss Rarity!” Rainbow Dash yells, “you’re a sicko!”
“Both you and Rarity sharing a kiss? That’s kind of hot…”
>Rainbow Dash feels utterly disgusted by your lewd comment.
“Would you let me join in? Come on, I bet Rarity is into that sort of stuff.”
>Rainbow Dash calms down and takes a deep breath.
>You see your damaged arm and look at her.

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>>28161302

>You see your damaged arm and look at her.
“Sheesh, I think you overdid this. Look at my arm, for crying out loud! I think it’s bleeding.”
>Rainbow Dash chuckles.
>”That’s what you get for being a dickhead, but don’t think you’re safe. Because I’m so telling Rarity this…”
>Rainbow Dash takes her smartphone out of her blue jacket’s pocket.
“…You wouldn’t dare.”
>”Watch me.”
>Rainbow Dash speed dials Rarity’s number.
“Don’t. Please don’t.”
>”It’s too late now Anon.”
>You quickly park your car on the side of the street and turn the engine off.
“Dash! Please! I’m sorry, I was just joking!”
>You hear the dial beeps coming from Rainbow’s phone.
“You better stay quiet or else I’ll…”
>”You’ll what?”
“Fuck it, here goes nothing.”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCIYjIVDNGI
>You quickly ‘dash’ at Dash and place your lips on top hers.
>”?!”
>[“Hello? Rainbow Dash?”] Rarity’s voice is heard coming from the speaker.
>Rainbow doesn’t push you away from her, she flinched at first. Now she’s under your control.
>[“Hello?”]
>Perfect moment to snatch the phone away from her hand and hang up, giving you time to place her phone in your pocket.
>Rainbow Dash snaps out of the trance you put her on once you achieved your goal.
>Once she realizes what you’ve done she blushes intensely.
“If I ask you to stay quiet, you stay quiet Dash!”
>”W-w-what the heck was that for?!”
“To demonstrate you how I kiss Rarity. Are you happy now?”
>”…Yes.”
“What?”
>”Yes I am, that felt so good…”

>Should you keep going or cut it out?

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>>28161195
Carry on m8.

>>28161315
Cut it out. She's not our Endgame.

Would anyone be able to do the most atustic task for me, and write out an rp I've done into a full fledged story? I like to think that my writing is at least at a 12th grade level, and really I just can't be bothered to write out my own story unless another person is playing a character with me. It's EQG related Fingerbanging tier, but I do realise that it's a silly request.

>>28161195
P4
'How can this tiny squirrel eat all these berries?'
>As you hand her what you guess to be her 37th berry, the creature lets out a loud belch disproportionate to her body size.
>And doesn't even excuse herself. How rude.
>She stares at the berry before waving it away, apparently signaling that she's full.
>Letting out a yawn, the creature's eyes close in preparation for a little siesta.
>With your debt repaid, you pop the berry into your mouth and look around for the path you were previously on.
'Time to go get lost again...'
>You glance at the creature, an idea popping into your head.
"Ms. Squirrel?"
>She cracks an eye open.
"Could you possibly point me in the direction of the nearest town? Please?"
>She lets out a sigh before extending her arms towards you.
>'All that food seems to have slowed her down.
>Gingerly, you pick the creature up, reflexively cradling her to your chest.
>With a few squeaks and arm waves, she begins guiding you.
>You eventually come across the ruins of what appears to be a castle.
>'Ruins is a bit inaccurate. Though this place has seen better days, someone is obviously taking care of it.
>The thought is oddly comforting.
>You pause for a moment, brows crinkling.
"Where's the town?"
>The creature looks up at you, cocking an eyebrow before pointing out a window.
>The sky is starting to take on a pinkish hue and the sun is barely visible from where you stand.
"Oh. Heh. You've found me a place to stay for the night. Thanks."
>You scratch her belly; she lets out a squeak before hopping out of your arms and running off.
"Wait!"
>'She's gone.
'Smooth move, Flash.'
>As you explore the castle, you discover a room or two you can lodge in, as well as a kitchen. No utensils and whatnot, but you've got your supplies.
>You eventually come across what you guess is a throne room. Distracted by the various draperies that hang within, you hardly notice the sound of footsteps coming from behind you.

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>>28161403
P5
>Feeling someone-
>'trying to burn a hole in the back of your head-
>...you turn around.
>A girl stands before you. You catch the briefest glimpse of a glare on her face before she flashes you a grin much too wide to be anything but forced.
>"Hey there! I'm Sour Sweet!"
>You pause for a moment. The girl looks normal, save for the horn on her head.
>'And the fact that her ears are raised-
>"You know..."
>She takes a step towards you, her voice low and teeth clenched.
>"when someone introduces themselves, the polite thing to do is to respond in kind."
>Your eyes widen a bit before you rub the back of your neck in embarrassment.
"Oh! I'm, uh, [Fade]. Sorry about that."
>Her eye twitches and she puts on another grin.
>"No problem. I mean, it was completely, totally rude of you, but it's no problem at all!"
>She takes a few more steps toward you, her grin dying to a smile.
>"Judging by your manners, I'm guessing you're new here, human."
'Human?'
"So, this really is Equestria? And you're an equinn?"
>She claps here hands.
>"Oh, wow! You're as smart as you look, human! Remind me to give you a gold star later."
"Heh. Thanks. It was pretty simple to figure out since-"
>"ANYWAYS. I should probably show you the ropes. Lucky you!"
>She closes her eyes for a moment.
>Your body tenses as you feel a wave of energy wash over you.
>The horn on her head starts to shine, growing a few inches longer and looking as though it were made of light.
>"Ok."
>Her eyes snap open, pupils glowing various shades of purple.
>"Let me teach you about magic."
>Her voice is a little too cold to have the line come across as anything but a threat.
>'Get ready.

>>28161378
This. We need to spend more time sunny.

>>28161498
>sunny.
HERESY

>>28161498
There's no harm in sidetracking to smell the roses once in a while.

besides, more lewds are always nice

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>>28161514
Don't care she's cute.

>>28161465
P6
>"Specifically: the magic of FRIENDSHIP!"
>'There's that grin again.
>Noticing your confusion, the girl frowns.
>"What's with that look? I'm about to teach you how the world works, so pay attention!"
>She extends her right hand and a ball of purple energy forms in her palm.
>"This is my Friendship Ball (patent pending)! Humans love equinn magic! You guys just can't get enough of the stuff! That's why it's important to feed you the right kind! You'll come across all sorts of nastiness and negativity in your life, but a healthy dose of friendship will keep all of that away!"
>You simply nod. Her logic is sound.
>"Okay! So..."
>She grabs the ball, winds up her arm
>"Gooo..."
>pulls it back,
>"Friendship Ball!"
>and pitches the orb of energy at you.
>You brace yourself and reach out to catch it...
>but the shield on your shirt pops off and causes it to fizzle into nothingness.
>The girl stares at you, dumbfounded. You're just as confused as she is.
>"Um. So. This works a lot better if you, I dunno, CATCH the ball! Just a thought."
>She tries again. And again. And again. Before giving up-
>"Sneak Ball!"
>And failing again.
>No matter what you do, the shield just gets in the way.
>She slumps over, breathing heavily from pelting you with her balls.
"Ms. Sour Sweet? What if you just hand it to me?"
>Her breathing abruptly stops before coming back in a ragged shudder.
>"That's... not such a dumb idea."
>She straightens herself out, a frown on her face as she makes her way over to you. You decide to meet her half way.
>As you draw closer to each other, you extend your hand towards her for a handshake.
>She does the same, a ball of energy forming in her hand.
'She's a little taller than me...'
>Just a few inches left and-
>'Blitz
>The shield juts out and slams into her chest, sending her skidding back a few feet.
>Stunned, all you can do is stare at her, your mouth agape.
>To your surprise, she starts to laugh.
>Unsurprisingly, it's not a friendly one.

>>28161517
Finally someone gets it.

>>28161315
Keep going

I love how everyone is just ignoring GunnzShowboat's story.

Just remember, this is how you drive away writers.

>>28161867
It's alright. I'd prefer people to comment on the story once I'm finished dumping this first 'chapter,' anyways. Just a part or two left.

>>28161867
What's the alternative? Dedicated "Elite" Fingerbang? Separate NaOH Bumb General?

I'm sure all writers will have some fans after their story starts spinning.

Just to give you an example, literally yesterday I've discovered that pretty cool Green in Anon is a Loner General.

People read all kinds of Green, sometimes it takes time before it's popular. I hater Time After Time for the first 2 weeks of it.

>>28161659
P7
>"...What did you say your name was?"
"I don't know why that happened. I'm sorry, I-"
>She looks up at him, her face an icy mask of 'neutrality.'
>"That's a rather long name. Or are you just too stupid to understand what I asked you?"
>Your eyes dart to the side, your body tensing under the weight of her icy glare.
"I said my name..."
>'Will you lie or tell her the truth?
"My name is Fade."
>"Yeah. That figures.
>She straightens herself out again, an unfriendly smile on her face.
>"That was the name of a hero. I guess that's why you came here, huh, little boy? To be a big, strong hero?"
>Your eyes snap to her, a fire alight in your heart.
"I'm not a little boy."
>"Oh. So you're just a little man? That's even more pitiful."
>Before you can come up with some mildly clever comeback, she points her index finger at you.
>With a flash, several balls of energy start to circle you, each looking extremely volatile.
>"Look. I don't care if you die."
>She grits her teeth and glances away for a moment.
>"Might be easier that way. Still..."
>More balls surround you as Sour Sweet forms a bow of energy, pulling its string back with her sights set on you.
>"Stay still and pray that you don't suffer too much."
>This wasn't supposed to happen. Honestly, you weren't exactly sure what was supposed to happen.
>But you can't give up. Reaching for your trusty toy sword, you brandish your weapon.
>"Are you kidding me? Just stay still!"
>All it takes is a little focus and-
>-the sword slips from your hand as pain shoots through your left shoulder.
>You look up to see Sour Sweet, pulling back the string of her bow again.
>"Stay. Still. Human."
>The balls of energy draw closer, spinning around you You can feel something rising within you. Being pulled out.
>Fear? No...
>Is this what it feels like to die? The lights are blinding. Your eyes clench shut.
>"STOP!"

>>28161867
Trying to start shit? I don't see you commenting GunmzShowboat's story.

>>28161867
Nothing new, same shit. Kind of funny when there is always some faggot that says "post it in Fingerbang" in other humanized threads.

>>28161315
Continue pls :)

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>>28162036
Fingerbang just wants more NaOH. They're just too autistic to realize that different writefags write in different styles, and when new writers don't write like NaOH they lose interest and shitpost that tired old "I'm just here for NaOH" meme.

It's not helped by the fact that NaOH himself lacks etiquette. He just pastes his shit in the middle of someone else's ongoing dump and leaves without saying he's done writing or anything. You never see that kind of rudeboy antics in other generals.

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>>28161967
P8
>A torrent of wind blows in, tearing through the orbs like a dog through homework.
>You drop to your knees and look up at Sour Sweet. She is currently focusing her attention on a pink-haired girl, her wings flapping angrily as she stares the archer down.
'An angel...'
>"You?! Why are you even here?"
>"That's not important, Sour Sweet. What do you think you're doing to that poor boy?"
>Sour Sweet's teeth clench for a moment, her grip tightening on her bow before she took notice of the woodland creatures that had followed the angel. In particular, a giant bear.
>Putting on a nervous grin, Sour Sweet starts shuffling her feet.
>"We were just having... a little wrestling match?"
>The angel shoots her a look; it reminded you of the ones your mother gave you when she caught you lying.
>"What kind of wrestling match uses bows and arrows?"
>"...The best kind?"
>The angel takes a deep breath, her eyes boring into the archer's.
>"Sour Sweet. I want you to leave. Now."
>Sour Sweet's eyes dart to her bow for a second.
>"And if I refuse?"
>"Mr. Bear, please escort her out of the forest."
>The archer scrambles to run away, but is quickly caught by the bear and carted out.
>"You'll regret this! Get your hands off of me, you dirty, honey guzzler!"
>Ignoring her fading voice, the angel rushes over to you.
>"Oh! You poor thing. Don't worry. I'll take you someplace safe and get you fixed up, alright?"
>You look up at her, blue eyes shining like diamonds with concern. Reflexively, you smile, the pain you feel melting away.
"Whatever you say, Angel."
>"O-oh!"
>She glances away, her face a little red, before brushing back a strand of her hair.
>"Thank you. My name's Fluttershy."
"I'm..."
>A familiar noise interrupts you. She lets out a giggle.
>"Hungry, apparently."
Chap 1 Done.

>>28162370
>winged flutterangel
that's pretty hot

>>28162359
>It's not helped by the fact that NaOH himself lacks etiquette.
What do you expect from a Mexican?

>>28162359
Can we NOT start this shit all over again?

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>>28162359
>Fingerbang just wants more NaOH. They're just too autistic to realize that different writefags write in different styles
That's a pretty good summary tbqh

>>28162510
It's not going to get any better if we don't address the elephant in the room.

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>>28162523
>>28162479
>>28162359

>>28162565
>>28162510
NIDF please

>>28162565
>I have no logical response so I'm gonna just post a reaction gif

>>28162359
You're not wrong. The joke has gone on long enough, but this is Fingerbang, making a joke of itself.

>>28162648
I miss the days fingerbang was the true no hooves thread. Countless stories about candy colored girls getting humped in tasteful manners, or dungeon dice anon hypnotizing Celestia....

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>>28161517
>smell the roses

>>28162706
I almost thought that it was Normal Norman that kicked off the no hooves threads, then again my memory is shit. How unfortunate that we will never experience those days ever again.

>>28161315
STOP YOUR SHIT THIS INSTANT! DO NOT FUCK UP AGAIN! Maybe later, BUT NOT NOW!

>>28162766
We could always use cheerleader Cheerilee to start horse fingerbang

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>>28162359
Nice bait.

>>28162706
I remember the first part, where did the dungeon dice come into play with sunbut?

>>28162860
That is actually a pretty good idea.

>>28160916
Fucking fag sentry.

>>28161315
Only if Dash hits on Rarity first. That way it wont be "completely" Anon's fault if something goes wrong.

>>28162881
He got hypno powers and seduced her

>>28161659
Dis gon be good.

Someone should just make a Watchmen type vigilante story, using the power ponies as a basis. Or something.

>>28162370
Flutterangel best angel.
>>28162962
I guessed that, I just don't remember the story.

>>28162982
EQG power ponies or pony power ponies?

>>28162982
Anon as Rorschach? That sound either incredibly based or really awkward.

>>28163012
Aren't they the same?

>>28163012
>>28163013
Humans of course, or I wouldn't have suggested it here.
I'm not sure how to go about it, but Rorschach Anon would be pretty badass in a world full of sunshine.

>>28163042
What if Doctor Manhattan decided he wouldn't just kill his teammate, but just shunted him to a different universe. And the story revolves around him getting used to the adorable weirdness of the bad guys, while they deal with a guy KNOWN for incredible violence.

>>2816300
a handful of powered artifacts spread across the city. Flash got armor, sunset could become a demon, Luna got a NMM helmet and anon got this dice that gave him random powers depending on the roll. He got hypno powers one roll and seduced Celestia

>>28163066
Dubs, sounds based
Hell, play your cards right, you got yourself a pretty good story, I can't write it, I have stories myself that need to be finished, but I thought that I should drop the idea here to liven the place a bit.

>>28162359
>Fingerbang just wants more NaOH
No m80 if a bunch of Anons like NaOH's greens that doesn't me ALL /fb/ JUST wants his green, the problem is that (and I'm pretty sure this is real) there is a samefag who just LOVES to go full "muh NaOH" (I like his green btw) and have the need to talk shit about other writers.

>>28161867
>There's no insta feedback
>therefore we are ignoring him
No Anon, I personally like to give feedback in the end of the dump

>>28162926
Read >>28161212 pls

>>28162370
>Adventure green
N I C E

I really like your style, just check your capitalization and punctuation. Try to describe more the environment (It's a new world for Flash remember?)
Would you introduce more characters or it's just going to be the Shadowbolts+Flash?
Keep it up fampai
Have a Pbin?

>>28163242
Nah, fuck flash on principle. Pretty good aside from that.

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Will Sergeant_Nonymous return An Anonymous Werewolf in Canterlot? He kinda just disappeared from the Star Wars thread.

He never delivered those lewd epilogues he promised us.

>>28163359
I have no clue who your talking about, we haven't seen anyone with that name here.

>>28163359
We don't know, and we don't care.

>>28163359
Wrong place to ask. Start up a thread, you'd have a better chance of getting a thorough answer.

>>28163359
That guy hasn't been here since he left to do Star Wars stories
Pay no mind to
>>28163424
>>28163429
>>28163430
They clearly haven't been here long enough to know he wrote Super Anonymous as Soldier_Nonymous

>>28163424
>>28163429
>>28163430
NaOHfags confirmed for Neo-Fingerbang

>>28163515
Take your shit bait and piss off. We can get away with not knowing a writefag from another thread you dick.

>>28163500
>They clearly haven't been here long enough
No, I already knew that faggot, he's basically asking at the wrong time and at the wrong place.

>>28163515
Here's your (You), I don't even like his shit.

>>28163500
>haven't been here long enough to know he wrote Super Anonymous as Soldier_Nonymous
I knew, but I lack the ability to give a fuck about him now. If >>28163359 wanted to fish him out, then >>28163430, because this place is lost in shitposting, bits of green, and other shit.

>>28163515
>NaOHfags
>implying it's either these two faggots and no one else

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>>28163537
> from another thread
Jesus Christ I forgot newfags existed.

>>28161302
>”It's just a prank, bro!”
DAT MUSIC, MY FUCKING SIDES

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Leman will return to save us.

>>28161867
I'm just trying to get through updates and then read it, kinda breaks the mood to jump between the stories, so yeah, not ignoring.

>28163683

I agree.

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>>28163702
Yea dude.

>>28161315
Try to keep it going, R sucks anyway.

>>28163683
>>28163702
>>28163796
is it that time of the month for you fucks to bother us again?

>>28163242
Thanks. I'll work on the environment descriptions. The character limit sort of makes me what to skim down on the details at times.
There's going to be more characters besides the Shadowbolts.
Sour Sweet is actually the only Shadowbolt I currently had in mind to appear as a major part in the story.
I don't have a pastebin. I was thinking about uploading my stories to fimfiction later in an extended format, just like my hero, Zachary 'supercut' Snyder.

>>28163796
>Dreamworks
kek

>>28161334
Shantae is such a wonderful love letter to the female body.

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>>28163702
>>28163796
Great names guys keep it up

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>Fingerbang died slowly, agonizingly
>The majority of the autists there desperately hoped that NaOH would return and write golden age green
>Little did they know, he was far too busy inadvertently squashing new writers in between gargling nigger cum
>At night, there were no bumps
>No decent green, if any at all
>The pastebin wrought with nothing but ignored shit, aside from the literal thousands of hits on NaOH's work
>Mostly from the same fag over and over, hoping it would be updated
>Meanwhile, Fingerbang inched closer to page ten
>The only person in the thread, an old writefag, long since forgotten
>He laughed as he updated the thread again only to see "No new posts"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

NaOH, try not to swallow too many loads of cum, wetback nigger kike

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>>28156210

>The door swings open with a swift kick of Trixie’s foot.
>The girl scans the concrete room in search for that purple bag she remembers Sugarcoat carrying around. She spots it next to a pile of boxes.
>She opens it and starts to fiddle with the contents inside; more equipment than she imagined. Much more than just a simple bow and a few arrows.
>Trixie doesn’t even know what to call these things, but in her mind, she doesn’t need to know the names. She marches outside with everything haphazardly put back into the bag and feels the breeze rush its familiar determination onto her face.
>There has always been that fence post that Sugarcoat had practiced with whenever she had to brush up in her archery skills. Trixie looks at all of the bullseyes that her stepsister got over the previous few years.
>How confident Sugarcoat must feel about herself that she got so many perfect shots.
>Trixie feels like she’s going to have to inform Sugarcoat that the new bullseyes on the little circles painted onto the fence are not hers, but by a new and much more versatile competitor.
>And so, the girl does what she saw in the movies so many times. She holds the bow in what she can only call a “shooting position”, places the arrow on the string and pulls in back.
>She squints at the target with aspiring eyes, trying to decide if she could afford to step further back or not.
>Trixie figures that it surely couldn’t hurt to do this with a little bit more difficulty. All it does is Prove Sugarcoat even more wrong. Just the thought of pulling off a bigger stunts excites Trixie’s ego with each modification she makes to her plan to get a bullseye the first time she fires an arrow.
>Getting a bullseye the first time… who else can even say that? Trixie just might be breaking a record here.
>The girl steps back again, getting ready to draw a line in the dirt when she notices a certain girl staring at her from a certain bedroom window.
>Perfect.
>Trixie’s smug grin returns.

>>28165860
That was my one post to get out before midnight. I'll go for a few more so this update has more to it.
>>28156413
>>28156441
>>28156667
>>28156678
>>28156984
I'll go ahead and keep doing this. Thanks for the feedback, much appreciated.
>>28157624
I didn't actually abandon it yet. I just kind of threw a fit one night, but that's in the past now. I'll continue it after moving back to uni when I have more time.
>>28157713
Don't worry, I'll continue what I wrote there too. Like i just said, just gotta get back to uni and I'll have more time to write multiple stories-on-hold.

Also, if anyone else wants to update now, you can go ahead. It's no big deal to me. I'll just let ya know a bit before I post the rest of this.

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>>28165339

>>28165917
>Defending NaOH

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>>28166946
>implying

page 9

>>28126868
>best waifu
Best waifu

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bump from 9

>>28169447
This is a good quality bump.

>>28163541
4u

>>28165860
I can already imagine her smug face disappearing from not even getting the arrow close.

>>28169447
That's how you need to bump Anons.