What's in the rather large box /mlp/?

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>>28113471
I don't care, you're not going to fuck it or cum on it.

There, I saved the rest of you all the suspense.

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>>28113528
Yeah, pretty sure.

>>28113471
That box isn't even that big, that's just a little pony. False advertising man.

>>28113568
That is clearly a normal sized pony next to a small stable, the fuck are you smoking?

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Fuck it, here's everything.

>>28113615
Why'd you get two dragons? Ember and...?

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>>28113471
Are you just gonna get punked out by one faggot and give up OP? Come on, be the hero /mlp/ needs. Take out everything in the box and cum on and in it.

>>28113615
Having a party?

>tfw you do a BD unboxing, thinking you are contributing to the board etc, and absolutely nobody gives a fuck
yep been there

>>28113622
Both of them were rogue, but you're right, I did choose the blue one because of Ember. For the muzzle, it was either black, or ones that look like someone melted together 30 different crayon pieces.

>>28113633
>thegangsallhere.jpg

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>>28113485
HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE WRONG ON THE INTERNET, EDGEANON?

Is literally everybody on this board bisexual? Every time I see one of these threads there is both a pussy and a cock

>>28113665
the majority of youth in the western world are yes

>>28113665
You don't have to be bi to appreciate how amazing a prostate massage is.

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>>28113665
There's nothing bisexual over wanting a big fat horsecock hitting your prostate over and over again until you cum buckets.

>>28113681
This Anon gets it.

>>28113665
Not I, horse pussy only, thanks.

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>>28113689
>he's never experienced the embarrassing and heart-thumping joys of having the doctor rub his prostate for the first time
>he's never experienced the flustered drive afterward to the local sex shop and buying a vibrator with cash
It's honestly no homo, friendo. We're just built this way by whoever designed us.

>>28113721
I had a doctor feel up my nuts when I thought I had kidney stones.

Pass.

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>>28113686
>tfw you'll never have your horse husbando lovingly fuck your butthole

Why try?

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And this is just a small addition to my collection.

>>28113726
>Equating to a doctor rubbing your nuts for kidney stones vs a finger up the pooper for prostate exam.

Do you even anatomy?

>>28113730
best penetrable?

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>>28113730
Your kind of the reason we're contained under maximum security opposed to those nigger faggots @ /SUG/ & /TLHG/

>>28113734
I can see you're intent on selling me that putting stuff in my ass is what all the cool guys are doing.

Think about it as more fun for you, dude.

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>>28113730
This isn't your average furfaggotry

This is advanced furfaggotry

>>28113761
>putting stuff in my ass is what all the cool guys are doing.
It's more like a private recreational relief for the refined gentlemen who actually care about not getting ass-cancer in their 50s, actually.

And to think, my great grandfather was wounded as a doughboy on the battlefields of WWI, my grandfather served on minesweepers and was training for the invasion of Japan before they dropped the bombs and the invasion of Japan was still on the table, and here I am, buying silicone animal based sex toys on the internet and sharing them with you fuckers, and roughly 65% of you approve.

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>>28113776
I'm glad to be doing my part. It wouldn't be /mlp/ without it.

>>28113735
Well, I've yet to try the new three, just came in the mail and a friend was visiting today so we went out for a while.

The Anthro Mare is one of the first I got, you can't see it from this side and lighting, but it's a lot more orange. Thought about cowgirl hoarse for a while there. Since it's the first one, I'd probably rate it the lowest because I'm so used to it, but it's nice.

Duke's Butt (the light pink one) is supposed to be a dragon's ass, the entrance really guides you in, and it's got a nice ribbed texture inside.

The Werewolf Muzzle is nice, feeling the molded tongue and light trace of the teeth, as well as the nose bumping into your crotch is amazing.

Rowan the Draft Horse (blue one, top) is supposed to be a horse butt, and it is VERY tight. Super hard to line up too. Very nice, and highly recommend, but if you're too girthy you have a chance of tearage.

And finally, the Dragoness Muzzle. Not much to say, aside from I find it quite nice, but not sure why. Perhaps the fantasy of a dragoness sucking my dick, but that's cancer for another time.

Overall, I'd probably say my favorites are the Draft Horse and the Werewolf Muzzle.

Now all they need to make is a horse muzzle and I'll be set.

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>>28113615
>"Proudly Made in The USA" stickers

Every time.

>>28113615
>Pink dildo
Really?

>>28114599
What do you mean?

>>28114599
The three things we still produce in America: guns, cheeseburgers, and horse dildos.

Also considering people are sticking these up their ass, they probably want something where they know what it's made from, not imported from China where they save 2 cents per unit by using rat poison as a main ingredient.

>>28113730
fuckin furfags man they just literally ruin every damn thing

>>28114966
It brings them joy.

Also checked.

>>28114599
>classic image.jpg shitpost
Every time

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Nobody make a Snake reference? C'mon guys.

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>>28113657
I would've been wrong if this faggot had posted a time stamped photo showing he went through with it.

But he didn't, so shut up, faggot.

>>28115779
You want one? Tonight then.

Not now because my boss would probably frown upon it.

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>>28116030
>several hours later
You better not still be at work, only greedy faggots and whipped wageslaves work overtime.

>>28116030
Waiting patiently for OP to deliver

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>>28118889
Working on it now

>>28113615
>BD laptop stickers

But y tho?

>>28119420
They include them free with every purchase. I'm autistic but not that autistic. No idea what I'm gonna do with it.

>>28113730

That has to be close to $2k in dragon dicks (before depreciation).

I'd probably venture $1,400. Got a lot of 'flops', imperfect ones that didn't meet BD's standard, but we're still sellable.

Uploading to imgur now because I'm not posting dick picks and hot glue on a blue board.

http://m.imgur.com/a/BY5gO

Warning: dick pics and silicone horsepussy.

It's tight as fuck. I'm pretty average in the dick department, and this felt it was strangling my cock like I owed it money.

If you have a baby arm down there, I'd recommend something else.

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>>28119732
Well, you delivered.

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>>28119793
I try. I may be many things, but a liar is not one of them.