>They will never be your daughters

>>28112221
Thank God
I'd probably strangle Dash within the first week

>>28112294
>strangle Dash within the first week
Sexually right?
cause that's my fetish

>>28112311
No, with my hands and probably some barbed wire

>>28112324
>be 2016
>not in love of the best pony
What's your life? Anon

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>current year
>not projectile vomiting at the sight of cunthorse

>>28112338
exactly, it's 2016 and most people already realized dash is a shit pony and an even worse waifu

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>EQG
>RD EQG

>>28112221
>human
good, they're gross and ugly anyway.

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>>28112402
>musical meme donkey

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>>28112221
>They will never be your daughters
>You'll never have group sex with them
>OP will never get quads

>>28112413
>pink bald shimmer

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>>28112413
>mary sue

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>>28112459
>implying is something wrong with that

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>>28112459
>whore

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>>28112474
>liking a mary sue
top pleb
>>28112483
>posting a pone means its your fav

>>28112494
>Liking a mud pony with wings
bottom tier taste

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>>28112422
Is it wrong to handle your needs using your girls who you love more than life itself?

>>28112519
Is it wrong to want to show them love on a new level?

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>>28112510
>posting a pone means its your fav

>>28112494

>posting a featherbrain that can't even fly.

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>>28112539
>obnoxious antisocial fuckup

>>28112574
>pink autism
top jej

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>>28112221
>You will never sternly lecture them about whatever misbehavior they engaged in this week...then take your tearful, guilty daughteru across your knee for a hard spanking with Daddy's strong hand on her trembling tender tushie.
>Then cuddles and a talk about how she can avoid a sore bottom in the future.

Life is emptiness.

pic random; I fap to all of them.

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>>28112604
>Pinkie purposely misbehaves because she likes to be spanked

So if they were your daughters,
Which one would you sex first?
These are the hard questions, people

>You are Anon, the adopted Father of 5 teenaged daughters, somehow.
>It's a hard job, but there are a lot of nice little perks.
>You're always available to try Pinkie Pie's newest recipes.
>You're always there to model Rarity's newest clothing for her.
>You get weird looks because you're always over-enthusiastically cheering for Rainbow Dash at her soccer games.
>You're there to help Fluttershy at the animal shelter because no one wanted to volunteer.
>You always glow with pride as you watch Applejack win another Blue Ribbon at the rodeo.
>You put in the long hours necessary to support them.
>You always feel the toll this takes on your body.
>But it's all worth it at the end of the night as each one of your daughters gives you a kiss on the cheek as they say good night
>One day, they'll have moved out of the house
>They will take on everything the world has to throw at them
>You know they will succeed, because you always believed in them since they were little
>But no matter how rich, famous or older they become
>They will always be your little girls

And then you wake up

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>>28112761

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>>28112753
Rarity, ofcoursh.

http://pastebin.com/qapKs0VJ

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>You will never take your angels out for a day at the beach
>They will never wear sexy swimsuits that make you slightly...aroused
>You will never attempt to fight these feelings
>Rarity will never come to you and ask you to help her with her sun lotion
>You will never reluctantly agree
>You will never feel your daughter's smooth back
>She will never let out a slight moan
>You will never run to the bathroom to relieve your stress
>Rarity will never follow you into the bathroom and offer to help you relieve it
Why

>>28112809

>You will never turn around to see Rarity stand there
>You will never watch her stroll causally toward you
>You will never feel her arms wrap around your neck and pull you close
>You will never feel her body pressed against you
>You will never listen to her heavy breathing
>You will never whisper in her ear
"How the hell is that cup not spilling all over her?"

>>28112858
BWOMMM

>>28112809
>Why
Because Wife Husbandry doesn't work.

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>>28112221
>You will never raise them to allow you to sniff their armpits (they think you are checking their pits for bad bo)
>You will never get a raging boner from their pheromone-laden sweat
>You will never cum in their sweat-stained shirts

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>>28113991

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>>28112761

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>>28112791

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Can't believe no one has posted best daughterfu yet

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>>28112390
Cool meme Lori

>>28114709
>mute

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>>28112809
What if this was strict dad seeing his kids wearing such revealing outfits.

Imagine strict dad's reaction to Pinkie wearing pasties.

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>>28115003
Daddy's little princess will not become a slut.

>>28114970
Nice meme, but it's been disproven

>>28115003
He'd grab her by the wrist, yank her up from the beach blanket, wrap her in a towel, and call the whole thing quits, forcing everyone to pack up and march back to the car. Then she'd get three weeks' grounding, with no phone, no internet, and no video games. She'd sit and sulk and argue that it's her body and she can do what she wants, like, what's the big deal anyway, but Pinkie's far too easily scolded to be rebellious about it like Rainbow Dash. Her ADHD would find something to do.

>>28115198
This is now a strict dad thread!
oh imagine the possibilities!

>AJ working herself hard to the bone to where it becomes a concern.
>Rarity's shopoholic behavior.
>Fluttershy constantly bringing in strays.
>Twilight bringing in her new boyfriend.
>Pinkie partying way too much.
>And Dashie...... doing whatever the hell she wants because I don't know what strict dad has to say about his trouble maker.

>Hell let's even add background characters into this like Tavi and DJ Pon-3.

>>28115283
I don't think a strict dad would have a problem with Applejack working too hard, if anything that'd make him proud. But maybe I'm confusing strict dad with Asian dad.

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>>28115321
"Apparl-Jack! You Doctar?!"
>"No, dad, ah work on a farm."
"Dishonor!"
"Fluttaru-Shai! You Doctar?!"
>"U-Uh... No I spend most of my ti-"
"Dishonor!"
"Rainboar-Darsh! You Doctar?!"
>"Fuck off, dad."
"Dishonor!"
"Pinkai-Pai! You Doctar?!"
>"Haha! Dad, you know I'll never work for the government!"
"Dishonor!"
"Raritai! You bettar be Doctar!"
>"Ugh! I could never be around sick people!"
"DISHONOR!"
"TWIRIGHT!"
>"What?"
"YOU'RE SISTARS BRING GREAT DISHONOR!"
>"Uh..."
"YOU DOCTAR?!"
>"No I-"
"MUCH DISHONOR!"
>You pull out a Japanese sword and stab yourself in the stomach.
>"I-I was gonna say I'm in medschool..."

>>28115440
Brilliant

>>28115440
He's Chinese not Japanese though.

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>>28115496
Wrong he's Caucasian
and he also peed in butters mouth

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>>28115440
this thread goes directly in to the next simulator.
>mfw

>>28115440
"Flutterai-shu! You Doctar?!"
>"Y-yes."
"You lie! You vet! Dishonour!"

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>>28115283
>Dashie is about to leave.
>"See ya pops."
"Rainbow Eleanor Dash. Where do you think you're going?"
>"To hang out with my friends."
>Intense stare.
>"In town...."
>Stare intensifies.
>"Ponyville..."
>Maximum stare.
>"OK fine! You were going to find out anyways. I'm getting a tattoo damn it!"
"First of all language. Second, No way in hell are you doing that!"
>"What the hell?! I'm old enough to get one! Why shouldn't I?"
"Because one, it'll ruin your body, two, it's going to ruin any chances of you getting a job, and finally, this is my house you're living in and you're going to obey my rules."
>"Relax dad it's going to be on my ass, no one is going to notice it."
"Hell no! I'm not allowing some creep to draw something horrible on your ass!"
>"Relax dad, it's just a cloud with a rainbow lightning attached to it."
"Why that of all things?!"
>"To show off that I'm an awesome lesbian. DUH!"
"I knew you going to be so much trouble as soon as you came out of your mother, but I didn't think it would amount to this!"

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>This thread

>>28112221
>>They will never be your daughters

>Yet I will still molest, sodomize and rape each individual one of them.

>>28115815
Rainbow must be that one kid that does everything to piss off her dad.

>>28112221
It hurts to live.

>>28115815
>implying any sane father would allow their daughter to become a dyke

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>>28116740
What, are you on bath salts?
A lesbian daughter would be awesome. You never have to worry about her getting knocked up...plus she'll be bringing lesbian friends over to hang out.
All you have to do is be cool and you'll have nubile young lesbos scissoring on your couch in no time.

>>28116779
Lesbians commit acts of domestic violence at rates not seen in any other group. Plus they don't produce grandchildren.

You are fucking retarded if you'd let your fetish get in the way of actually making a functional family.

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>>28116825
Are you telling people who are not even functional adults to worry about siring a functional family?
If so, shame on you anon, you should have known better.

Have a pic to remind of dykes and dyke accessories.

>>28116825
That just sounds like some dumb redneck shit.
Lesbos are cool as fuck.

>>28116825
So much this. If you'd rather let your fetishes get in front of making a functional family, you don't deserve to be a father.

>>28117293
I don't know why I still get surprised by the levels of degeneracy here.

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>>28116825
>fetish
It's pure love you raging fucking yobbo.

But no, you worry about spreading your meathead genes instead of letting your daughter be happy

>>28117392
>pure love
>between females
Pure love is love between male and female, just the way nature designed it to be, retard.

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>You're busy cooking a fresh pizza.
>You thought it would be a nice snack for Twilight and her new friend you've been hearing about.
>Must be a nice girl.
>Which is strange because you remember college girls being huge bitches back then.
>You then hear the doorbell ring.
>You go to answer it.
"Hello welcome to my humble abo-"
>You stop mid sentence.
>You take a closer look at the door knocker.
>Some sort of blue haired guitarist.
>You don't like this.
"Sorry but whatever you're selling we're not buying."
>"Huh? But I'm not selling anything."
"Good you can leave then."
>Just then you hear your eldest daughter come down the stairs.
>She seems overjoyed.
>"Flash! You're here!", she exclaims.
>"Hey Twilight!", the boy responds.
>She then runs up to him and hugs him.
>They both embrace each other.
>Fuck!
>You thought this was happening!
>Your daughter found a boyfriend in college!

Good. I don't want freakish-colored melon-headed abominations being related to me in any way.

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>>28117507
>You pull your daughter back a bit and close the door on Brad's (or whatever the fuck his name is) face.
>"Dad!", your daughter began to whine, "What are you doing?!"
"Why did you invite this boy over?!"
>"Boy?"
"The reason you call him boy instead of a man is because he is not worthy in your eyes. You shouldn't be swayed by some low life, unemployed, guitar playing hack! You should be with that nice kid I found a while back. Sunburnt was it? He seemed more of your type. Not this scumbag who will only end up being like a janitor when it comes to the real world.
>"Dad are you really questioning my love interests at the moment?"
"Trust me Twilight he's not worth it. Scum like him only like you for your body, have a one night stand with you and then leave you immediately."
>"Dad it ian like that at all. Me and Flash have been dating for two months now. He's been very loyal and nice to me. I trust him dad, so can't you trust me?"
"..... YOU'VE BEEN DATING HIM FOR TWO MONTHS NOW?!"

>>28117649
An so was it that a middle aged man gave chase to a blue haired kid all throughout the neighborhood, shotgun in hand, and would give rest to his prey until the police was able to corner him.
Thankfully, the police pressed no charges onto the man and instead provided him with handy batons, an empty cell, and plenty of time for him to do what was deemed appropriate to the lowlife fella that had been dating his eldest daughter for two months.
It was all rather fitting in the end.

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>>28117649
>"Dad please!"
>You see your daughter's look at you.
>She's really wanting you to accept him.
".... Fine... I'll let him in. You go get your sisters supper should be done."
>Your eldest daughter then agreed with you and went to get her sisters.
>You then open the door.
>You see Brad still waiting to come in.
>"Sorry if I was being rude Mr Sparkle."
"That's Mr Anonymous."
>"Anonymous? So you and Twilight aren't related?"
"All my children except for Dash are adopted."
>"Oh... well... I bet she still got her good looks from you.....?"
>This boy is trying way too hard to impress you.
>You bet he probably got it from some sort of dating advice book or something.
>He then sniffs the air.
>"Sure does smell good. What are you cooking."
"Pizza."
>"Dijorno's"
"Home made pizza."
>"So you're a chef?"
"That's right! The most excellent chef here at Equestria! And don't you fucking forget it!"
>"O... OK."
"Now I'm going to put down a few ground rules while I'm here!"
>"Excuse me?"
"One! No touchy feely with any of my daughters! Two! No sex in my house! Three! If I catch you doing any of that with my daughter I'll kill you right on the spot! You got that faggot!?"
>"........sssssuuuuuurrrreeee........"
>"Dad!", you hear one of your daughters call out, "You left the pizza in the oven."
"Oh shit!"

>>28117810
Might continue this later.

>>28117810
>except for Dash
basically we know Anon's going to be a crazy dumbass who has no social tact and is an asshole nearly always

>>28117996
You misunderstood.
All of his children are adopted.
Except for Dash who lives with him illegally but he is too attached to her to do anything about it.
He is like a stray cat that wondered into his porch and he couldn't push himself to kick out his sight.

>>28112221
>No hooves

Good.

>>28117818
>Might continue this later.
Never Returns.

>>28117455
In that case, I'm doing the right thing if I go fuck a female horse then!

>You will never use Twilight to help you cheat at poker

>>28115003
>>28115815
>>28117507
>>28117649
>>28117810

Why Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club?

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>>28112727
HNNNNG

>>28112604
Think of this every day desu senpai.

>>28116825
>functional family
Because we need more people on this planet, so they can use up resources and work shitty jobs so they can buy more shitty shit so more people can work their shity jobs. Do you even fight club nig?

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I want to terrorize my daughter's suitors with my Burglary Dog.

>>28118970
He never did return did he?

>>28112494
>>posting a pone means its your fav
>all these newfags don't remember

>>28122225
Because he's a dick.

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>>28122237