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>It has taken you weeks to reach the Crystal Empire, honing your skills in summoning magic.
>You stand at the gates of the castle, cloak billowing in the winter wind.
"SOMBRA!"
>The unicorn King steps from his castle, lowering himself from his balcony on a pillar of crystal.
>He glares at you, a smug grin challenging you.
You are fighting King Sombra.
Health: 200/200
Choose what you will summon, and your digits will determine the success of your spell.
Dubs: 5 damage
Trips: 15 damage
Quads: 50 damage
Quints: 100 damage
Sexts: Instakill
Green will be written on a bi-hourly basis of successful attacks.
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>>28111853
horse cock
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I throw my mix tape at him. Shit's fire yo.
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>>28111899
Horse cock again
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>>28111853
Imma flick his horn.
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>>28111899
>You smirk, thinking of a spell to get rid of that smug look on his face.
>With a wave of your hand, a large, stiff horsecock appears in midair, swinging through the chilly air and smacking him in the cheek.
>The cold temperature causes the dick to shrink into nothing quickly, but the red mark on his cheek and the anger in his eyes show you that you've gotten him riled.
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I flash my dick at him, its a lot bigger than his.
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>>28112141
Two horse cocks
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>>28111853
make him eat the fucking curb
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>>28112270
Rolling again
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I'll take a roll, but you'd think in pony warfare you'd just stab with the unicorn horn...
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Give him a penile fracture
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>>28111853
The Meme Beam.
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Ear >rape
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>>28111853
thats quite a nice horn Xeno
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>>28112400
As in sound that breaks headphones ear >raep
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>>28111853
>>28112408
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>>28112454
Bloody magpies. Nail something down and they'll just steal the nails too.
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>>28112400
>>28112141
>As Sombra shakes off the shock of getting turkey slapped, you're already on your next spell.
>A few quick finger movements along your neck, and when you open your mouth, a blast of sound bursts forth.
>Sombra clenches his teeth as the sonic wave smashes into him, cracking a few crystals behind him, and as your breath finally runs out, he stands there, dizzied.
Forgot last health count. Now at 190/200 health.
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I cum a mighty cum over his face.
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Writefag here.
I'll check this again in the morning and write up any results, so keep attempting.
For now, I'm going to see if I can summon Whacka to do any damage.
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Penile fractures again
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Anon jumps at sombra, and boops his nose.
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Trump and his wall
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>>28113589
i wan dis
reroll
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Sharpie in pooper
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Throw his ass out an 800th floor window.
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supa hot fire
https://youtu.be/OWJ2A1D951M
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>>28113589
>>28113601
>>28113643
too close to dubs
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