Which Equestria Girls would be most likely to use a black dildo?

>>28109822
Sunset. It would most resemble a horse cock like back in Equestria

>>28109822
Your mother

>>28109822
Pinkie is my waifu, but it'd probably be her

>>28109822
They borrowing one from you, OP?

>>28109822
ya mum

>>28109843
You have a decent taste in waifus. Respectable.

>>28109838
Easy joke go drown in Clorox shiteater

>>28109852
Chucked at that one

>>28109863
You sound upset
Was nerve struck?

>>28109998
Nah if you're gonna make a joke you might was well make one that's at least somewhat original like the second guy did, saying "your mom" is the easiest joke in the world and was overplayed in 1987, just makes you look like a slack-jawed rump wrangler drooling in a cup as you carefully taps out your oh-so-witty retorts while munching on a turd with your other hand.

>>28109863
ARE YOU FUCKING MAD

ARE YOU GONNA GO CRY ABOUT IT BITCH ASS NIGGA?

WANT A FUCKING TISSUE?

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>>28110070
>rant post
Nerve was definitely struck
Why would this be?

>>28110089
BE CREATIVE SHIT RAPER.

>>28110070
That was the most eloquent rant post I've seen. I'm actually impressed

>>28110116
Hahahahahahahaha Why The Fuck Are You Upset Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>28109822
>people voting for Applejack

nope.

>>28110137
Why is this all in caps? Is it a Fallout Boy song or something?

>>28110070
More like YOUR MOM amirite?

>>28109822
Twilight and Applejack because they both have fetishes they would rather not have other people know about.

Sunset because horsecock.
And finally Rarity because a lady needs experience in such things.

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>>28110250
It's a twitter post by some guy about cyber bullying

>>28110519
>Twilight and Applejack because they both have fetishes they would rather not have other people know about.

Explain.

>>28110635
Isn't it obvious? Let me spell it out for you.
Bestiality.
horsecock and dog penis

>>28109837
This makes sense

>>28109843
So does this

>>28111034
I get where Twilights fetish is coming from, but AJ's?

>>28111583
Wiona

Human Lyra is obsessed with horses. She always tries to sit like a horse when on benches and stuff. She uses a black horsecock dildo with her friend Bon Bon.

>>28111608
They use horsecock dildos when they dyke out? Nice.

>>28111592

Uh, hate to break it to ya but Winona is one hell of a bitch. I wish people who jumped on the show season 2 or later would leave.

>>28111778
yeah seriously the name Winona alone should tip people off that its a female.

le bump

>>28111592
top bait

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>>28109863
>>28110070
Sounds like your mom got BLACKED

>>28113962
Sounds like your mom had a miscarriage that somehow gained the ability to shitpost.

>>28114037
Nice one, are you half black or did you watch your mom gets fucked by Jamal?

>>28114042
wow such original jokes now wipe the streams of drool off your fucking chin and go to bed.

>>28114054
It's working quite well at pissing you off, so I'd say the jokes are good. Say hi to Jamal for me when you get off the computer

>>28114054
Why don't you tell your mom to wipe tyrone's cum off her chin?

>>28114063
Its boring unoriginal jokes, but what more can you expect from a retard? You must have been the only kid in preschool who used a hunk of dogshit as a pacifier. I'll say hi to Jamal after I get back from taking your father down to 42nd street where I'll make him sell his fuckin ass, you'll be eating for a month on those bills kiddo.

But does the color determine the magical dildo power though?

>>28114069
why don't you tell your mom to get her tongue over to my place, I just ran out of toilet paper. Enjoy smelling my shit on her breath when she kisses you goodnight. What am I saying, that whores breath always smells like shit, you're used to it.

>>28114079
>a whores breath always smells like shit

Or in your mothers case, black cock

>>28114087
You just acknowledged your moms breath smells like my shit. Could you taste the Mexican I had for lunch?

>>28114097
And you never denied that your mothers breath taste like black cock. I knew the truth would come out sooner or later.

>>28114097
>>28114087
>>28114079
>>28114072
>>28114069
>>28114063
>>28114054
>>28114042
>>28114037
>>28113962
Wow, I can tell you're both some intelligent individuals :^)
Why don't you both just shut the fuck up and contribute to our discussion about horse women and their sex toys.

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Definitely Dagi

>>28114108
>horse women

They're just women, anon

>>28114105
Tomorrow I'm having KFC, you'll be able to taste all 11 secret herbs and spices my boy.

>>28114109
nice, did you make this just now or you found it somewhere?

>>28114118
>KFC
So you are half black? My oh my. Also, I never admitted that my moms breath tastes smells like shit, just whores, and luckily for me, my mom doesn't fuck random black guys like yours does

>>28114125
Thats an old pic from the dazzle thread. I remember someone was shitposting that dildo with a copypasta in random threads all over the board and another anon made this edit.

>>28114135
You're getting desperate now and its getting sad. It was kind of fun while it lasted but you lost it. Work on some new material and get back to me. When I read the "also, I never admitted" bit I just imagined some nerdy little glasses wearing fagot trying to stand up to the school bully and it ruined it. Enjoy my KFC squirts and have a good night.

>>28114141
Maybe that pic is why Dagi has the most votes of all the Dazzlings in the poll.

>>28114154
Says the man desperately trying to get out of an argument trying to sound as macho as possible. You go to bed, it's past your bed time anyways I'm sure

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fun thread guize

Getting things back on topic and away from all the shitposting: Who did everyone vote for? Personally Rarity, Pinkie, Sunset, Adagio, Sonata, and Derpy.

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>>28114175
It's pretty funny to sit back and watch. It's like 2 kids throwing dirt at each other.

What a boring thread.

>>28114193
Only Sunset. Shes my waifu but I posted >>28109837

>>28114199
I can see that, but I could also see her going all the way and just using an actual horse cock dildo.

>>28114193
Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Aria

>>28114207
Probably. It's what she knows and is attracted to.

>>28114193
Derpy? She wouldn't even know how to use it

>>28114426
Thats the fun part

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DEGENERATES

IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR MOTHER WILL MAC AND CHEESE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

>>28114211
Fluttershy probably shoves way worse things down her vajayjay.

>>28114459
Like bear cock.

>>28114211
>>28114459
You two sure are dumb as those cotton pickers.

>>28114483
Make that three for that comment right above you.

>>28114483
>>28114487
>butthurt Flutterfags

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>>28114483
>>28114487
I have bad news for you.

>>28114505
>>28114513
Please, that bitch and her friends would own a vibrator. Although Fluttershy would be a frequent Bad Dragon shopper.

>>28114505
>>28114513
>niggers assume Flutterfag
Top kek

>>28114524
Well yeah since you called the comments bashing fluttershy dumb.

>>28114526
Still wrong, porch monkey. It was RD.

>>28114529
Dude shes even a bigger slut.
Why are you assuming I'm a nigger? Im German.

>>28114534
>gets full assblasted on my waifu
>assumes German to save his own ass
Prove it, grape juice chugger.

>>28114540
I'm not even gonna mess with this much autism.

>>28114569
That's right, you fucking coward. Keep on running.

>>28115696
take your screencap already and fuck off, /r/funnychan.

>>28114475
Bear cocks are fucking tiny dude

>>28115862
ew, Reddit

I see Flutters as a Bad Dragon customer, not a closet interracial fetishist.

bump. this thread has some good talking points

>>28116214
I'm scared that you know that. You're gonna have to explain yourself Anon.

My Take:

Sunset, Fluttershy = Horse cock dildos
Dash, Octavia = vibrators
Lyra & Bon Bon = double-ended dildo
Aria = vibrating dildo with anal stimulator
Applejack, Twilight = white dildos
Adagio, Vinyl Scratch = black dildos
Pinkie, Rarity, Sonata, Derpy = a wide variety of sex toys including vibrators and dildos of all shapes, sizes, and colors.

>>28118019
Crap, forgot Trixie. Add her to the black dildo list.

>>28117336
>>28118655

Read >>28115862
You are contributing noting.

>>28117348
When I was younger and learned that different animals had different penis shapes and sizes, I would occasionally think of a random animal and google what it's penis looked like no homo
I figured a bears dick must be gigantic like a horses, but nope

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>>28118677
>I would occasionally think of a random animal and google what it's penis looked like
You know, normal child things

H-how big is a bears dick?

>>28118019
Nice list.

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>>28118709
Extremely small compared to the rest of the bear
Pic nsfw and might get me banned

>>28118771
Wow, that's surprisingly small for such a large animal. I think I'm bigger than that
I don't think it's bannable. It's educational. if a mod deletes this then ge must be a real prude.

>>28118771
Haha, I'm going to laugh at the bears next time I go to the zoo.

>>28118751
Thanks

>>28118793
If I do get banned, at least I can see what the ban screen looks like on mobile >>28118820
>go into bear enclosure
>start jerking off bear
>crowd forms
>everyone laughs at bear
>bear is too beta to do anything about it

>>28118019
>>28118032

I support this headcanon

>>28119138
>zookeeper comes by for feeding time
>"Alright Yogi, here's your salm-..hey, what the hell are you doing in the bear enclosure?!"
>'Nigga, dis MY enclosure now. Yo boy a punk BITCH, son.' You say stomping in the bears direction getting it to flinch

>>28109822
Who cares

>>28109822
Current votes from most to least:

Rarity
50 votes

Pinkie Pie
35 votes

Fluttershy
34 votes

Adagio
29 votes

Sunset Shimmer
27 votes

Vinyl Scratch
24 votes

Twilight Sparkle
21 votes

Trixie
20 votes

Derpy
20 votes

Rainbow Dash
20 votes

Octavia
18 votes

Aria
18 votes

Applejack
17 votes

Sonata
17 votes

Lyra
15 votes

Bon Bon
11 votes

>>28119956
Kek, immediately thought of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B80h9BFQJHo