let's say you are in a date with twilight. What would you do?

>go to book store
>buy erotic book
>read it together
>???
>profit

>>28108704
Why her, she's like my 2nd least favorite of the mane six, right after frankku horse.
Are shitty twilight-only prompts making a resurgence again?

>>28108704
Take her to the country side for a picnic
Tell her I forgot something back in my car
Take off and leave her

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>>28108750
>Implyng twilight isnt best pony

>>28108704
Tell her to grab her favorite book on flora, and then we set off to go for a walk and identify flowers.

>>28108704
I want to do you

>>28108704
What if starlight is trying to third wheel and doesn't get it's just for you and twilight?

>>28108704
Run off without saying anything, then confess my confusing mistake to my waifu, and ask for her forgiveness.

>>28108850
I want green of this

>>28108704
>"Hey Twilight, statistically speaking, what are the most common pony sexual behaviors and how do they compare to the other species sexual behaviors?"

>>28108704
'Hey Twilight want to read some thick hardcover textbooks?'

>>28108704
Mount her sexually

>>28108850
That would be fantastic

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>>28108704
Try to remember why I'm on a date with her and not my waifu.

>>28108704

I have a HUGE used bookstore right down the street.

Spent over an hour in there browsing Sunday and love the place, so easy-peasy. Plenty of credit too since I tend to recirculate the books I'm done with from elsewhere and pick up credit for em to snag anything classic that comes in.

Come to think, they've got an entire classic set of Encyclopedia Brittanica just in. It's an older one but even then, serious pony brownie points.

>>28108850
>He doesn't want 2 cute unicorns in his bed
Fucking faggot

>>28108938
>Implying starlight is cute

>>28108976
Well she is.

You could literally suck Twilight's horn while gently fingering Starlight.

You're a fucking faggot

>>28108984
We don't wanna hear about how cute you think shit is. Get outta here with your scat fetish

>>28108938
>he has multiple waifus
You deserve none of them you disgusting Mormon cunt

I live in SD really close to UCSD so I would take her to see the Geisel library. I'm sure she would be impressed by it all.

>>28109070
Neither Twilight nor Starlight is my waifu

>>28108938
More than one waifu will ruin your lifu bro

>>28108704
talk allot. And stroke her coat and mane.

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>>28108704
Say I have to use the bathroom, then sneak out and go find Starlight.

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>>28109089
>Being disloyal to your waifu.
You don't deserve her.

>>28109089
Even worse. Hang yourself faggot

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>>28109097
get out.

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>>28109107
>Implying your waifu isn't too perfect for you

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>>28108704
Honestly, I find stargazing kind of cool. Bonus points for being comfy as fuck if you choose the right spot and time of year to do it.
>TFW no more treebrary to stargaze with Twiggles from.

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>>28109155
No one's perfect Anon. Its wether or not we strive to make ourselves better and amend our past mistakes that define us.

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>>28108704
>date with twilight
>What do?
Easy.

Museum.

I'd fuck twilight so hard shed get rectal prolapse

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>>28108704
Take her for a picnic in the park, bang her behind the bushes
Ask her to give you wings and go for a flight, bang her on a cloud
Take her to a big library, bang her in one of the empty aisles no one ever goes to
Tell her to show you the Haycartes' method, bang her inside the Ponysutra
Take her to a nice restaurant, bang her in the bathroom
Go home and teach one another about each other's cultures, bang her really slow as she explains the anatomy of a mare to you

>>28108704
Stroke her hair and kiss the tip of her horn.

>>28108704
Ask myself why I'm not on a date with my waifu. Then do a 360 and moonwalk away.

>>28108704
Nyx.

I would do Nyx.

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>rape

>>28110721
fuck off nyxfag

>>28110742
The real Nyxfag hates using her lewdly.

>>28108704
>stargazing
>reading
>talking about things we've read
>deep philosophical discussion
>cooking for/with her (since she's shit at it)
>go on adventures to unknown places, ancient libraries, etc
>practice erotic magics

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>>28111561
I don't think candles are the best idea for a house that's built into a tree.

>>28111586
People have used candles and lamps inside wooden houses for milenia. Besides, I'm sure she can put a fire out within seconds

>>28108704
Wake up

>>28108716
This, but instead of together, get Twilight to read it out loud.

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>>28111732

>>28111696
But this is an actual tree. It could light so much easier especially since she doesnt have them separated from the wood with a piece if metal

>>28111908
Nah, thick solid wood is harder to catch on fire compared to the planks they use in houses

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>>28108704
>let's say you are in a date with twilight. What would you do?

Walk away before I run out of courage to let her discover the guy that sent her the date invitation was a huge and ugly hairless monkey from another dimension.

>>28111974
You're beautiful, anon. And ponies don't know human standards anyway

>>28111908
Wood only burns easily when it's dead and dry. Otherwise, it won't catch fire very well.

>>28109410
>bang her really slow as she explains the anatomy of a mare to you
Unf just insert it slowly leaving it in for a sec before pulling out and repeating as she grips your cock trying to keep you in.
Green when?

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>>28108704
I would just ask her to teach me about magic.
She would gladly spend hours discussing everything she knows, and even if I couldn't ever use magic, I'd still have fun learning all about it and spending time with her.
I guess that's not really a date, but it's what I'd want to do.

>>28112075
>I guess that's not really a date
It is if she teaches you while you eat her out

>make excuses to be alone in the Everfree for a week beforehand
>you're a big, tall human, nothing will fuck with you
>make some sort of comfy dwelling
>gather Equestrian ingredients and books
>ask her friends what she likes to eat
>master her favorite dish
>invite her on an "enlightening date"
>lead her into one of the most dangerous parts of Equestria
>take the path down-wind from your home so she can smell it on the way there
>give her some rationed, pre-written documents on human history/tech
>while she's distracted, grab her by the throat and squeeze until she stops squirming, because that's a fucking Changeling in OPs pic

because no wings

>then go find the real twilight and repeat, minus murder

>>28112844
lovely if not for the autistic part

>>28112944
Autistic because I killed the changeling in stead of taming/befriending it? Indeed.

thankee

>>28112967

>not turning changelings into your sex slaves

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>>28114074
>not including that within "tame"

>>28108704
Light a torch and ask her to join yonder angry mob with me.

>>28111732
>get Twilight to read it out loud
And she has to do the voices!

0/10 Doesn't end with "What Do?"

hopeful bump for green

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>>28108704
>Buy her a book on stargazing
>Stargaze
>???
>Make out
>Profit.


>rape.